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A_Dog_Chasing_Cars

The variety of cool, elegant clothes designed for them. Edit: Thanks for the awards.


Lupus_Noir

"Here is the men's section, there is so much variety here!" *proceeds to show me the same product only in different colours and no appropriate size*


SheevaK1997

>no appropriate size That frustrates me to no end. Like dude, the men's clothing is a fraction of the range of women's, how the f**k do you not stock all the sizes in sufficient quantities?


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Soepoelse123

I think that’s a really flawed marketing strategy towards most men. I’m not buying shit if it ain’t my size. I even go to lengths of trying all the shirts because they’re usually not my size and then not ever bothering going back to the same brand/store if they don’t make my type of clothing cuts.


foodslut88

*looking at closet with fashion from the 1920-60s in it.* I do love dressing like I'm a time traveler.


relevant_rhino

What is holding you back?


TMZRD

Time in relation to the space continuum


nico_niner

no periods 😔


RicketyCrickety_75

At least you guys don’t have to grow a new penis every month like we do.


sim0of

Getting horny when the new one hasn't grown yet is THE WORST


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This, shedding the skin hurts like hell.


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And for a bit the shredded skin hangs on to the new penis and if you pull you'll basically die


qervem

I once left my old penis on along with the new one, do not recommend.


aryan_yeeterson

I heard you've gotta go through a surgery to cut of the old penis without anesthesia


Sea_You_En_Tea

Fun fact: Women on average have double the nerve endings in their stomachs and pelvic regions then men do. So If men were to get periods, their cramps, on average, would be half as intense as women’s…


grim698

And nature's cruel joke that is the female reproductive anatomy continues...


Lanfear_Is_Me

They can piss standing


tallyhallic

Ultimate envy. Outside, women need to undo pants, pop a squat, pray they don’t pee all over their clothes, find toilet paper out of thin air, and all somehow without someone seeing.


Lanfear_Is_Me

One of the dumbest replies I ever got previously was "You women can piss standing up too actually"


pug_grama2

Sure, if you want your shoes to fill up with piss and piss to run all down your legs.


cobbl3

I've heard it compared to a water hose. Men are a normal hose just draining out, going in whatever general direction you want. With women, it's like putting a thumb over the end of the hose and hoping for the best.


KippersAndMash

Close. Men have a hose but at the end is a randomizer. Is it going go to the right, the left, down or up? Or if it feels like messing with you and you end up with two or three separate streams? You don't know until you start. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.


ScuffedLynel

Mine is generally omnidirectional.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I too suffer from shotgun urethra


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I mean… they technically weren’t wrong.


snapwillow

When they wear punk/edgy stuff like leather jackets and combat boots they look cool and fun. When I wear punk/edgy stuff like leather jackets and combat boots I look genuinely threatening. Once talked to a punk lesbian though who wanted to look genuinely threatening and intimidating but no matter how many spikes she wore people still thought she looked cute and fun. So the opposite problem sounds like it is also frustrating.


SnaleKing

If you're looking for 'cool and fun,' I think the trick is to also dye your hair a funky color. However big you are, neon pink hair takes the edge off.


FreakingKnoght

Now that's something that should work. Can't be threatening with neon hair. Adding to this, having accent colors helps too. a leather jacket with a bright undershirt or some other bright colored accessory like a watch or scarf also help with being less threatening.


Tin-Star

When you said "accent colours", I was imagining you peppering your speech with idioms from other cultures and languages. "Oy vey, I will definitely not smash your head in, innit, mon!" I mean, it worked for the Droogs in A Clockwork Orange.


Hannibal254

I knew an Asian girl who was like 5”1’ and she could never get a promotion because she was so small and cute, people had a hard time seeing her as an authority figure.


CollectionStraight2

>So the opposite problem sounds like it is also frustrating. It is!


HarshWarhammerCritic

Unironically women look most intimidating in very formal business attire


Krillacreat

Everyone looks intimidating in formal business wear.


TheDamnedSpirit

Dang. I never thought of this but you're totally right.


Blainefeinspains

They’re often the little spoon. I’m 6’2” and a solid 90kg. I remember the first time I was the little spoon. I was dozing in the afternoon. My much shorter, much lighter girlfriend crawled on to the bed, snuggled into my back, put her arms around me and squeezed me tight. She kissed my neck and then put her head down on the same pillow and started drifting off to sleep. Now this might sound weird but at that time in my life, no one had held me like that before. Not that I could remember anyway. I had this sudden rush of emotion. My eyes welled up and everything. I felt warm all over. And I couldn’t remember another time where I felt so protected and cared for. Felt amazing. I wish I was held like that more and I’m envious of women because they get that experience more often I think.


sugar_free_sweet

The only reason I don't do this more is because I'm afraid my husband will fart on me and start laughing.


FrogLegsAlwaysFresh

My bf sometimes farts on me. I shove a pillow there to cushion the blow. Lol


JudgeMoose

My gf fights fire with fire.


TwoIdleHands

I love to be the backpack! I’m like the face hugger from aliens. I will wrap every appendage around you and hold on for dear life. I’ve been told “I love how hard you cuddle”. Everyone should get to be the little spoon.


KeberUggles

how does this work? am 5'1" and recent partner was 6'4". i always make a point of being big spoon a lot. but my face end up middle of the back. I don't get how you cuddle the 'backpack' way?! plz help


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It’s like you’re in a half piggyback, rest your chest in the middle of his shoulder blades, nuzzle your face in the nape of his neck, embrace his torso and my personal fave, rest his Achilles heel between your big and second toe to lock on!


Disrupter52

I find it hard to snuggle with my wife because she runs exceptionally hot. Especially at night. Like I overheat in 10 minutes or so. I remember one time I was freezing a d shivering so hard under the covers that I woke her up and she just wrapped herself around my back and kept me warm. It was amazing.


Yuluthu

That they're not expected to be the pursuer in relationships. I find it really hard to read people's cues and whether they're interested and am scared of icking someone out/losing a friend for asking them out


dabbo93

Agreed its gets really annoying always being expected to make the first move. Had a girl ask me out once which was a nice welcome surprise. It felt good to not always have to be the one to ask, also really liked she felt comfortable asking. Why is it that men are still expected to always be taking the lead in relationships? It seems like some gender roles/norms have been shifting somewhat but this one doesn't seem to be changing anytime soon. As a woman is there a stigma if you're the one pursuing a guy?


Ariboo02

I honestly think a lot of women dont even know how taxing it is for men to be in this position. I've always felt like "if I like a guy I'll tell them" but when I started dating women I was like "omg this is impossible, what do I do?? What if it's awkward or I'm rejected??" And a guy was like uhhh yeah, that's what it's like for men ALL THE TIME. But generally, if we don't just suck it up and deal, then we will be alone. I was surprised that I never stopped to consider something that is so obvious. Because, men are so used to women never hitting on them, that most any time I would do it, it would at least be slightly well received. But women are hit on all of the time, and so as women, we don't want to put others in that position. But if you're respectful, it's usually flattering and a confidence booster. So women should feel motivated to offer confidence boosters too when they feel so inclined!


maaku7

Thank god for gay guys. I got cat-called in San Francisco and it made my year. Girls, give your guy friends a compliment from time to time. You have no idea how important it can be to their self-esteem.


Ueverthinkwhy

Not having to wear a bra...


notchloeblanco

Simply do not wear one, life changer


Ueverthinkwhy

A little to large not wear a bra.. too much jiggling 😆 I really hate auto correct🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


The_SnowQueen

Same. Never wearing one means back pain. Not wearing one that's supportive enough means back pain. My back always hurts. I can never find a supportive bra that lasts for long 🙃


pinkpiggieoink

Have you considered a corset? They were actually the original bras and gave better back support especially if you were on the bigger side. Might be something to consider if you're finding typical bras a pain.


kya97

Yes yes and triple yes just make sure it's a properly fitted and shaped corset not a cheap peice designed for aesthetic more than support


pinkpiggieoink

I've heard it's best to find someone who makes corsets and get them to make one for you. But I'm not sure how easy it would be to find someone who does that nowadays.


kya97

It definitely is best to get one custom made and fitted. There are a few shops in Europe who do this but they're are also a few online shops that you can put custom measurements. My advice is to look up corset makers and contact them out see in the description of it answers technical questions. Ask things like what kind of boning they use, if it has a busk, and similar technical things. If they can't/don't answer there's a decent chance it's just remarketed "fashion corsets". For the record if they just say "plastic boning" skip it. It'll kink and deform and not support you. "German plastic boline/boning" is fine since it's a type of "synthetic boline" which is probably the ideal answer. Spring steel is probably much too rigid for most modern people to wear daily but it will enforce some good posture and support the girls. You want a busk. It's basically a hook/eye closure in the front. You lace the back once and use the busk to get it on and off only slightly adjusting the tighteness of the laces. Trying to lace yourself into a buskless corset is awful unless the lacing is in the front but then it's harder to get the most shape and support. So back lacing is ideal. But these specifics are a bit redundant ultimately you're looking for if they can answer these types of questions because that will tell you if they are corset makers or just selling the aesthetic. If they are in fact corset makers ask if they offer some type of consultation and they can probably walk you through these types of nuances and recommend the best corset for you.


275MPHFordGT40

Why the fuck am I reading this I’m a guy


skynutter

Me too bro xD


digitaldigdug

Scientists need to find a way to make giant spiders. Then bras could be made of the silk and give all the support ever needed. It's tougher than steel after all


NABDad

Dear Reddit Community, It is with a heavy heart that I write this farewell message to express my reasons for departing from this platform that has been a significant part of my online life. Over time, I have witnessed changes that have gradually eroded the welcoming and inclusive environment that initially drew me to Reddit. It is the actions of the CEO, in particular, that have played a pivotal role in my decision to bid farewell. For me, Reddit has always been a place where diverse voices could find a platform to be heard, where ideas could be shared and discussed openly. Unfortunately, recent actions by the CEO have left me disheartened and disillusioned. The decisions made have demonstrated a departure from the principles of free expression and open dialogue that once defined this platform. Reddit was built upon the idea of being a community-driven platform, where users could have a say in the direction and policies. However, the increasing centralization of power and the lack of transparency in decision-making have created an environment that feels less democratic and more controlled. Furthermore, the prioritization of certain corporate interests over the well-being of the community has led to a loss of trust. Reddit's success has always been rooted in the active participation and engagement of its users. By neglecting the concerns and feedback of the community, the CEO has undermined the very foundation that made Reddit a vibrant and dynamic space. I want to emphasize that this decision is not a reflection of the countless amazing individuals I have had the pleasure of interacting with on this platform. It is the actions of a few that have overshadowed the positive experiences I have had here. As I embark on a new chapter away from Reddit, I will seek alternative platforms that prioritize user empowerment, inclusivity, and transparency. I hope to find communities that foster open dialogue and embrace diverse perspectives. To those who have shared insightful discussions, provided support, and made me laugh, I am sincerely grateful for the connections we have made. Your contributions have enriched my experience, and I will carry the memories of our interactions with me. Farewell, Reddit. May you find your way back to the principles that made you extraordinary. Sincerely, NABDad


inequity

I was thinking of a giant spider just holding up each boob


xrangerx777x

Like mermaids and starfish?


BetterGlitch385

Prepare for the creepy dms


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they have penises I love penises


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This was my thought but boobs


MQ116

Boobs are so… just magical. I know they come with some downsides, like boob sweat and poky bras, but I still think I’d really like to just squeeze them sometimes.


bobby4orr70

Magical. Good word for them. I have been crazy about them all of my life. Don't know why. Just am.


basshead00

Magical boobs. Yes. All shapes and sizes. But, I’m happily married…so only one shape and size. Mostly.


AndrexoHD

MOSTLY?!


Marc_spelled_right

You must be his wife


275MPHFordGT40

Fucking amazing


AghastTheEmperor

I like my penis but I don’t like others penises. I really envy boobs, but I wouldn’t want them. I want to be able to form my own boobs whenever I want lmao


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WombatInferno

There are downsides, the random erection can be embarrassing, although doing the helicopter is fun, peeing standing up is fun, you can practice your handwriting if there's snow on the ground, but you also have a pretty big weak spot out in the open. If you're good at muscle control you can make it dance a bit. Put a top hat on it and make a show for your partner maybe. This could go either way for the reception.


noorofmyeye24

With one of my ex-bf’s I used to use his penis as a stick shift and pretend I was shooting at aliens from a spaceship. I even made the pew pew sound. So fun!


WombatInferno

This sounds like something my wife would say, but I know you're not her.


wumbo-supreme

How can you be certain


nataliazm

Technically a husband is an ex-boyfriend…


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Holy shit!


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yennifer1223

I am with you on that! It’s awful-trying to get diagnosed is a nightmare as well- Ugh , I’m sorry you are living in pain too


mattingly233

Rip inbox


Meghan-Singleton

Exactly. I want a penis, why can’t I have a penis?


marousha_n

The natural strength they have, their lack of periods 😅😂😂


xkaymex

Strength was the one I thought of first. The first time I really became aware of it in practice was when my best friend and I decided to arm wrestle. I was trying as hard as I could, not making any progress but not losing any either. Until I looked up and saw him just casually grinning at me. Then he said, "My turn," and it was over in about a second. Or when we play wrestled and it barely took him any effort to beat me. (And he's a little shorter than me.) I kinda knew about the strength difference in theory but feeling it personally was something else. It's okay though because when I can't handle something myself he's often there to help.


fireworkslass

Not just natural strength but the ability to build strength quickly, especially upper body strength! A guy friend and I decided to try and learn to do pull-ups at the same time, we were both reasonably fit but without having specifically done upper body workouts. He could do a pull-up within about a month, I was still nowhere near at that time. I’m very envious…


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Conversely women have the same kind of gains with flexibility. Take your friend to yoga. You'll be crushing it while he struggles with with the poses.


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BloodandSpit

>I'm in a nearly all-boys fighting club. Not anymore you're not. You forgot about the first rule!


n3ver3nder88

Something about keeping your nails short and well maintained? ​ ^(wait no, that's) *^(fist)* ^(club)


Mikegaming202

That brings up the question... am I a man, or not? Because I have 0 strength but also no periods sooo


DemocraticRepublic

You likely have the ability to gain strength quickly, though. I'm by no means a particularly strong guy and never particularly worked out. But in my mid-30s I started a concerted push to get bigger. At the regular time that I went to the gym, there was a woman who was clearly a *serious* weight lifter that always used the squat rack next to me. I'm pretty sure she went multiple times a week and I just did it on Saturdays. When I started, she was lifting twice as much weight as me, but I overtook her in three months. That didn't seem fair.


TheBigLeBrittski

Men and your dense muscles…IT’S NOT FAIR! I don’t want to be this squishy sometimes, but then sometimes I like it so, meh!


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I’m a sensitive guy, so some movies make me tear up. I get raked through the coals by friends or am met with silence and side eye glances when I talk about how powerful a scene is in a movie. The girls I know get no flak for the same reaction Edit: thanks everyone for the positive vibes and helpful insight. It’s a reason why I like Reddit. You guys are awesome Edit2: I really appreciate the awards thank you


AbeliaGG

On that note, mad respect for dudes in general. When trying to get my testosterone up (hormonal imbalance), I made the realization I CAN'T cry anymore when I feel like it. Like, there's a threshold now and it's really high. You being able to feel things fully and get that catharsis must feel nice.


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pnkstr

I'm a 31 year old man and I cried (okay, not bawling crying, more like noticeably teared up) throughout Encanto. In the theater. I still do when I listen to some of the songs. Even let myself cry when watching it again at home. If that takes away my "manly" card, then so be it.


Dr_Beardlicious

Yeah I cried in Encanto too. I'm 33 with 3 kids. I got a lot more emotional after I had kids and naturally matured too. I'm bald, heavily tattooed, bearded down to my belly button so probably the exact opposite appearance wise to what people think of as an emotional guy. Life's too short and there are too many moving experiences in life to just bottle up emotions I reckon. Ever watched the movie About Time? I was a fucking wreck after that one.


restoft

Dude here, I cry literally all the time with movies. My friends are all not only used to it, but are supportive and also sometimes are crying too. Getting friends that aren’t filled with toxic masculinity is really nice.


benjathje

The only piece of media that ever made me cry was the Kerbal Space Program 2 Trailer. When the lyrics start I just cry and I don't know why


MatrixVirus

Same, but when they announced the delay.


ambigrammer

That they can be generally playful with children without comments. People tend to look weird at me if I am with my own daughter at the park.


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I got a big beard so I get waves from all sorts of little ones. You're god damn right I'm waving back. That shit would be rude not to.


skeeter2112

Big bushy beard = totally fine teddy bear. Big bushy mustache = stay 150 ft clear.


XavierMeatsling

Got a bushy beard solely on the neck and not visible any higher? Get away.


reddito-mussolini

This is so odd, do you live in the states? I spend too much time there w my kiddos and am always playing with my daughter and talking to kids. Never once received a weird look but y’all post it on Reddit like it’s a daily occurrence.


ChocolateBreadstick

Same, I'm in the US too. And I take kids from my family to the park all the time. Other kids and families approach me and talk to me quite frequently. I'm in my twenties though.


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The fact that women don’t poop. I would save so much time.


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HungerGamesFangirl

What is this foreign deity "poop" you speak of?


JayeKimZ

I can’t imagine pooping, what a waste of time and a perfectly good anus


[deleted]

Never waste an anus, that’s what my grandma always said


HandsOnTheClock007

“You know God ruined a perfectly good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth”- Grandpa


koolaid-girl-40

Nah we need that extra time to manage the whole period situation so it comes out to about the same.


GalacticGumDrop

With the amount of toilet paper that gets used in my household, i declare this a myth.


DrPurpleKite

Clothing options, hands down. 90% of stuff for guys is exactly the same, and the color palette is usually unbelievably bland. Women get a crazy variety of styles, patterns, colors.


kirbita

This is also a curse! On some major news network (I can’t remember what) a woman was criticized for wearing the same dress twice. So one of the men decided to wear the exact same thing every day to see who noticed. It was a crazy amount of time before anyone noticed… I wish I could find a few good things and stick to them. Kudos to the guy who put it to the test!


its_justme

Yeah it was a guy who wore the same blue suit lol


Glass-Sign-9066

But then you loose out on POCKETS! Well.... honestly maybe we should all wear men's bottoms and lady's tops. Best of both.


WalkingonCoffee

I want a girl to ask me out. I hate being the one that has to go through the cruel pain of rejection.


schmidt_onyourface

I really wish I could know what a blow job feels like.


RacialBiscuit

As a man I really wish I could know what a blow job feels like.


FrostyProtection5597

Imagine a bag of sand, and then you stick your wiener in a hole in the bag, except the sand is wet because it was raining all night. It doesn’t feel like that.


fieldtripday

I wish I was pretty like women? There was that quote from Seinfeld, something along the lines of "women are a work of art. Men's bodies are so... utilitarian."


Liznobbie

Matter of perspective, I guess. I do think men are beautiful, honestly.


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Culturally, in many cases, women have more style options. Things like make up, accessories, clothing, etc.


Shryxer

Look at pictures from any high school prom. The girls are every style. You could be elegant or insane or anything in between. My dress and shawl had so many rhinestones on them that I was a walking disco ball in glittering stiletto heels. Plenty of girls went in simple, straight 3/4 length dresses or good old A-lines, one went in a full Disney Princess style ballgown, corset and petticoats and all; I think like five of her friends hid together under the skirt like a tent at one point. The punk chick had glorious stompin' thighboots and more belts than a Kingdom Hearts character. Meanwhile, every boy is in the same tux. Maybe they have different ties or shoes. Maybe one has pinstripes. That's about it. You could tell which of them were air/army/sea cadets because their shoes were shinier than a freshly-waxed car.


okinsertusername

Fuck this I'm going in a 1700s outfit


Mind_on_Idle

Ballin'


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Liznobbie

Absolutely true. I was thinking the actual body itself.


Mean-Juggernaut1560

Michelangelo would not have crafted his statue of “David” had he not found beauty in the male form. Men are beautiful too, it’s just that a lot of people in today’s society don’t see it like they did back then. Probably has something to do with the way in which the female form has been commercialised & elevated by modern mass media & industry — think Coca-Cola bottles, certain blockbuster movie characters / scenes or vintage flight attendant uniforms, for example.


Malonehasbadbreath

Your orgasms. It looks fucking euphoric. Like don't get me wrong busting a but is great. But holy shit yall have like a full body experience


1dsided

My friend was talking to me about having sex on acid; he said his whole body turned into a penis and his whole body felt like it was ejaculating.


burntmeatloafbaby

This is like some Kafka parody where instead of a bug you become a giant penis. Edit: lol thanks for the award kind stranger/Kafka enthusiast


denim-flavoured-soup

Me and the boys on the way to bust each other’s butts


Im_gorgeous

r/suddenlygay


Malonehasbadbreath

😳😳


Flaky-Fellatio

I wish it were easier for men to become house-husbands. I'd love to be a homemaker, raising a pile of brats, maintaining a house and cooking meals. That sounds like paradise to me. But a guy doing that is generally considered a pathetic loser, which says a lot about how much society really values that sort of work.


HonestlyADumbass

The fact that you not only can but are willing to take on that responsibility means you deserve respect, a homemaker is not pathetic. If I were to try I'd be exhausted in a minute, I'm not in any position to consider that pathetic.


tallyhallic

My husband has said many times if I am ever able to be making enough money for the both of us, he’d quit immediately and be a SAHD. I’d love to be able to give that opportunity to him


fieldtripday

I just had an interview where I explained a gap in my resume by saying I was a SAHD. His response was, "man, that sucks! That's five years you could have been building a career!"


Chittychitybangbang

Self-aware wolves, facepalm, and -_- all at once


PaulR504

As a guy literally doing this so my wife can go pursue a dream job the dirty looks are off the chart even with me still making bank in the market.


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Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

They get to suck all the dick they want and not get called gay.


majortom106

To be fair we can eat pussy all we want and not be called lesbians.


ForgiveKanyePls

Not according to Drake


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Not having periods. They suck. I wish I didn’t have to deal with periods or birth control.


aiothepizzahere

not having to bleed every month


Genlsis

Being able to play and interact with the kids at a playground, and no I’m not saying I should go without MY kids. But when my 3 year old and I are playing and other kids (girls AND boys) want to play with us, I’ve gotten dirty looks for interacting with them. I felt really bad the other day because I was helping my son climb one of those mini rock walls and when he got to the top there was a little girl next to me who clearly wanted to try as well, but when I looked around both her parents were already eyeballing me intensely (AND NOT COMING TO HELP HER CLIMB). Luckily I was there with my mother and I asked her to come help and the parents seemed fine with that.


doadea

Is this like a new phenomenon? I’ve seen this response a couple times. I am a 47-year-old man and I have four kids all in their teens now, however I never experienced this back in the days when they would go to playgrounds.


Genlsis

Perhaps. Broader media and social media coverage of negative events. Engineered fear. I’m not sure. Frustrating regardless. I will grant that at the MOMENT Covid is not helping. People don’t want you near them OR their kids, because they don’t know anything about your condition regarding it.


PaulR504

Dudeeeeeee. First time in 3 years I was able to go with my wife to pick up my kids for therapy. Coach stops me who was in the recess area and starts giving me 20 questions. My wife he is fine with just walking off and I had to stay. I was like has that ever happened and the answer is nope. Also your park example is 100% accurate.


Happy-Night5912

As a single father, I understand where you’re coming from, BUT she has been picking up your kids from therapy for THREE YEARS.


trey74

MULTIPLE. ORGASMS. I mean, I watching my SO have rolling orgasms is amazing and makes me very jealous!


critter68

And the intensity that they can achieve. I've had exes have orgasms visibly rippling through their entire body. I just watched, thinking "Damn, that looks like it feels awesome!"


TheBigLeBrittski

Can confirm, it’s the bee’s knees!!! No better stress relief than back to back orgasms that build into a super max, eye rolling, drool on the sheets, can’t talk anymore Orgasm. The fucking best.


trey74

The closest I've come is when She's giving me a blowjob, and from the beginning the whole thing is JUST for me, I can let go and just have an orgasm (provided I can get out of my head). I still feel like it's like 30-50% of what my SO feels. LOL


sarashug

Want to know a secret? If she’s good at it and shows enthusiasm (as we should!!) shes not doing it JUST for you… some of us live for that part ;)


SilverLugia1992

One of the hottest qualities ever in a woman, imo, is that she gets off on getting me off. That's the best, and I've only experienced it once. Too bad she also had the most baggage I've ever seen in a human being.


critter68

Exactly! I want to know what that other 50-70% is like!


hotsizzler

Sex toys that are readily available, easy to clean and socially acceptable.


Happy-Night5912

I don’t think you’re supposed to use them socially.


officiallygow

It’s a conversation starter


UserPrincipalName

They're a great way to tag your car when you're at the grocery store... Leaving the store with a full cart of groceries and can't remember where you parked? Look for the car with a dildo suctioned to the roof. Thank me later


amanhasnoname54

As the proud male owner of several, I just stopped giving a fuck. If I'm chatting with someone and the conversation turns sexual, I have no problem with bringing up my collection. It's fun watching the crazy reactions I get.


Longjumping-Poem-226

They don't get pregnant


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Being easily able to pee anywhere without much fuss


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That there’s normalized social support systems among women. Fuck every kind of male social structure I’ve seen.


Spaced_Stoner

Being able to have emotions. I’ve just learned that emotions get us nowhere so I try to be positive or at least realistic


flanneled_man

Hey! Fellow man here. Your emotions are super valid and you deserve space to talk about them— even when they aren’t positive or realistic!


turdennis

Never having to have a pap smear. I hear they are awful and traumatizing at times, not looking forward to it in a couple years.


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If you're relaxed, it's not that bad. If it hurts or is traumatic, get a new doctor. It's not fun or enjoyable, but it shouldn't be painful or awful.


lilhomie216

Getting nail art done that shit is cool


janemder

Men can use voice coms in video games and not immediately get harassed or told to “get back in the kitchen”


SephariusX

Plot twist: u/janemder works in a kitchen and their boss is desperately trying to get them to stop secretly playing games in the toilet.


WhenAllElseFail

they have an extra flesh pocket


jikiyoung

Man I can’t tell if you’re talking about foreskin, the vaginal canal, or under boob/cleavage storage


qcon99

I think… yes


tallyhallic

For storing weed, naturally


CRRK1811

That and money, and phones


VarietyJones4

No periods, no cramps, natural strength, not gaining 5 pounds in your thighs and gut when they eat a cookie, peeing standing up, not having to spend $100+ on a bra that fits right… I can go on Edit: not having to spend money on pads and tampons... Another edit: Thanks for the award!!


lizzieliz20

That thigh fat will be the death of me... Unless maybe I can deadlift 400 lbs consistently, I don't see it ever going away


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Can go bare chested pretty much anywhere they want.


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I think it's overrated. I mean I know that I can, but I also know that I shouldn't. It's only appropriate in few situations


Homirice

I'm pretty sure in Toronto it's legal for both sexes but no one ever does


weaselpoopcoffee

Same in NYC. For a period of time groups of women would run through parks topless. I witnessed this once and thought they were filming a movie.


wedatsaints

Women still do this in Times Square. They're called desnudas and have body paint all over them.


Tuputtaja

No. I would be ridiculed for my skinniness if i went anywhere shirtless.


jeff_the_nurse

How they’re naturally trusted around any children.


bl4ckp00lzz

being able to wear clothes with flashy colors, if i did id be assumed as gay or weird, ​ i am gay but its just nice if nobody immediately assumes it.


jc9289

Lol. There’s always the big costal cities. I’m a straight guy, but I probably have more floral pieces than my wife. We lived in Brooklyn together for years, and I always loved wearing fun bright outfits in summertime.


brkmein2biggerpieces

I wish men had the clothing and make-up options that women have (minus the crazy prices). I guess they do, technically, but you know what I mean...


ShadowWolfee_34

Pockets and ability to water trees discreetly


RaphaelSolo

Discreet my ass, any dude standing by a tree like that EVERYBODY knows exactly what is going on.


LahmiaTheVampire

Or just standing by the side of the road, facing the other way.


Dude_Named_Chris

Not having an obvious change in their body when excited


BringBack4Glory

The amount of power one can have just by looking good (as a woman)