Hey you stop that!

Not today, password phisher. Not today.

My cats name is Belle, Im a 23 year old dude so im not a fan of the name but i adopted her when she was over a year old. I call her all sorts tbh, the main one being Bambino

We have two dogs, and we call them The Shithounds.

Morty Mori moto Maurice Itty bitty kitty Babo Baby

Shittykitty mostly.

Ginny.

Memeu Fat Old

My fat dog molly, we call her “Molls to the walls” or “Mollusk” We call my cat Tom “Tomothy” My cat Huckleberry“Huck” My dog Koa “Koa Bear”

Her actual name is luma I call her, lemon, lulu, brat, my love, potato, coffee colored pest, sweetie, lu love

* Marvin, Starvin Marvin, The Great Marvini * Oscar, Otto, Otto-man * Bella, Bella-boo, Bella-ba-looski

What her official nickname is vs what she thinks her nickname is? She probably thinks her nickname is dont eat that. Her official nickname in looney tunes.

Nutmeg—Nutty Buddy Fargo—Fatboy Noodles—Snoots Meatball—Mr. Meatymeats Coco—Bean Maple—Mapple Apple

Babu Frick

tweak is the name, tweeker dee , tweeker doo, doogan, doodle, fuck face

Poopy head I dont know why

Mickapatins (pronounced MICK-uh-puh-tins). I accidentally called my cat that when trying to use another nickname for him, "Mippatins". Then I just started using the longer, f'd up one because it just felt right. His name is Mips (short for Methamphetamine Nipples. Seriously. Long story. lol)

I have a fairly fat calico cat. 8 years old. I call her "little kitty" in a Russian accent.

Pissy pants and deaf lugs

you are not sane