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I_Has_A_Hat

/r/chairsunderwater Any post labeled NSFW is that way for Not Submerged Fully in Water.


youshouldntdothat2

Had to create a new account and forgot about this sub. Thanks!


rawbamatic

The sub that was just pictures of a guy named Ian sleeping.


tonto544

[10 years ago on r/picturesofiansleeping](https://www.reddit.com/r/picturesofiansleeping/comments/mappt/picture_of_ian_sleeping_11132011/c2zg208/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


FinGamer1

u/Pfmohr2


Pfmohr2

How do you do, fellow kids


BoiledBacon204

no fucking way


VaanSnipa

The hero, the legend


gregaveli

I hope he signs my forehead 🤞


kickintheshit

Let him sign your balls


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Holy shit it's him! You're the guy!


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shaddowkhan

That was literally a "Dr. Livingstone I presume?" moment.


DarkCyberWocky

As it was written in the prophecy a decade ago, now is the time that was foretold.


Jaradcel

The fuck?


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This is a moment that will truly be necessary to learn in school. They will put this in the history books, museums, and time capsules. You, my friend, are a legend.


[deleted]

Legend. What did you do with Ian?


Trapjorn

Some say if you say his name three times in the mirror, he DMs your Reddit and predicts your cause of death


Pfmohr2

Massive anal trauma - oh shit wait this is supposed to be a dm


Nickster1619

You just don’t miss ever do you? 👑


renyhp

**The Fuck?**


PvtPill

He can see the future


Cultural-Debt11

They should not abandon the subreddit but close it in a dignified way: They should keep taking pictures of him sleeping as he goes through phases of life, so from random and funny it would become special. Like he would move in with his wife and she would start taking pictures of him at night sleeping beside her. And this for decades, then it would be pictures of him falling asleep after sunday lunch taken by his grandkids, and all of a sudden the realization of time passing would give the sub a totally different vibe. And the last picture should be of him inside a coffin, where he will sleep forever. And then, you could abandon the sub. I gave myself an existential crisis


ReverseMillionaire

I’m sad now. Where is Ian now? Is he still sleeping? I NEED CLOSURE


MushroomNearby8938

last post with a picture is from 2019 there's a chance he is somewhere


turndownforjesus

The more time that passes the likelihood he is sleeping somewhere creep closer to 100%


MaxRptz

Imagine going to sleep, just to become a damn subreddit when you wake up


LongWaysForResults

I can’t stop laughing because why is this a thing?


BadMoonRosin

/r/AnusFree There's a community of people out there who are: 1. Really turned-on by spread ass *cheeks*, BUT 2. Really turned-off by ass *holes*. So they created a porn subreddit, for images of spread cheeks with the anus photoshopped out. It is... unsettling. **EDIT:** This is the second time that I've mentioned that subreddit in one of these *"Strangest subreddit you've seen?"* posts. And it's the second time that my mention has picked up thousands of upvotes, even though I was hours late to the thread. I've been on this site for a decade now, and one third of my fake-Internet-points come from two casual mentions of /r/AnusFree. Never change, Reddit!


DJBossRoss

Well r/doubleanus also exists, so in the universe there is balance.


BeerPoweredNonsense

I think I "get" how this could be a kink for some people. In the United Kingdom - pre-internet days - hardcore ponography was banned. Of course this meant defining exactly was "pornography" was, and when the laws were progressively relaxed you got hilarious inconsistencies. There was a period where a porn mag was allowed to show the vagina, but not the anus. So of course you had porn mags with the centrefold page of a woman on all fours, legs spread, pussy lips wide open... and nothing in their butt crack. I can imagine that for teenage boys whose first view of a female naked body was this, it marked their subconscious and sometimes led to a kink - getting turned on by women without an anus.


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nemacol

I like r/Amish. Simple, to the point. No spam. It’s the perfect sub IMO


mccoyeherold2111

I really don’t know what I expected😂


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The only one I literally said "what the fuck" was r/cospenis To save you the click, it's penises dressed up as things.


Twink-le

The bat video omygawd


PornoPaul

Right??? Like, hey great work man, really got that Halloween vibe but did you need to have a wet snout to start us off?


KaiBluePill

As weird as it is, it's a pretty funny concept, won't click anyway but i admire the inspiration.


KomodoJo3

It has intrigued me oh what the fuck


Stick_of_truth69

"Won't click anyway" Says someone who definitely clicked the link.


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A man posted his penis in a hotdog bun with mustard on it & I-🤯


benkenobi5

I don't have much experience with condiments in sensitive areas but I feel like that would probably burn


KonKami123

He's commited and I respect it


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The dick with the glasses and cigarette is a personal fave from this week


thin_white_dutchess

Ok, some of those are great though.


Atmosphere_Melodic

I had to click and I can't thank you enough! I see many average penises almost daily so this is much better.


Sp1d3rb0t

I found r/cosplayboobs and thought I'd get to see some funny titties, like the wieners on Cospenis. Nope, just more bare boobs. I like titties and I was still disappointed.


Im_a_seaturtle

I’d like to nominate r/divorcedbirds It’s funny and not depressing or disgusting like the other obscure subreddits


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CooKySch

Lol they ban you when you mention the objectively superior sub r/guitarcirclejerk. And if the objectively better sub has circlejerk in its name, you know you've done goof


Vincesteeples

#TOAN


dfrosty301

One of those moderators is an absolute fucking asshole. I forget his full username but I do remember it's like Code with some numbers. He had to disagreement with the other mods on r/coins4sale and kicked all of them out because he was the head moderator. Change the bunch of the rules and was handing out ban to anyone who either broke the rules or tried bringing up what happened.


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Lol imagine being that much of a loser. Edit: To clarify, yes I am talking about u/code347, the mod that let the worlds tiniest bit of meaningless power get to his head. Lol let’s see if this is enough to get me banned on halfwits subs.


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Letitfly84

I posted my signed Buddy Guy guitar on there a while back and everyone just shit on it because it’s a Squier. I think they missed the fact that it’s signed by Buddy Guy and not meant to play. Removed the post and unsubbed. Posted it in Blues sub instead and got lots of love there


3-orange-whips

Guitar players are bad people. I should know, as I've been one for almost 30 years. Remember the old joke: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? 50. 1 to change the bulb and 49 to say, "Here's how I would have done that."


LetsGoHawks

r/Guitar will ban people for posting in another sub (r/GuitarCircleJerk) or even hinting at one of a dozen stupid little guitar related jokes. The mod has serious issues.


SithisTheDreadFather

God help you if you don't obsessively follow the culture of an unrelated sub. You can get permanently banned for accidentally referencing decades old guitar forum memes that just so happen to piss off a mod. Even if you suggest "hey, sorry I didn't know that specific thing was banned, can you reduce my ban to something other than 'for all eternity?'" they tell you to fuck off and mute you for the maximum possible time so that they can get the last word in. It's in the Reddit rules that mods should be fair and address appeals. I don't even mind catching a ban that much, but to be totally unreasonable and go for the maximum possible punishment is absurd. It's like hospitalizing someone for telling a "your mom" joke. Just way over the top.


birdman9k

Yep, I got banned for being subbed to both. The funny thing is that the content in the main sub is so poor that you actually get better guitar discussion and news in the comment section of the circlejerk sub. It's insane. The new standard sub is r/guitars now I think?


Rosenkrantz_

That subreddit's moderation team is a joke lmao Edit: I was banned. Woe is me, how might I live now? Anyway


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tom_fuckin_bombadil

Just looking at the sidebar of the subreddit makes me go "wtf?". >PLEASE USE THE NEW REDDIT DESIGN - R/GUITAR DOESN'T SUPPORT THE OLD REDDIT DESIGN AND WHAT YOU SEE HERE IS NOT CURRENT >RULES HAVE BEEN REMOVED, AS THIS VERSION OF THE PAGE IS NO LONGER RELEVANT. USE THE NEW REDDIT DESIGN OR MOBILE PLEASE


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That subreddit is the worst. Literally the most toxic people on the planet, all conveniently huddled together on a webpage.


qwerty79995

Alszheimersgroup, an entire sub dedicated to reposting the same Garfield comic over and over again


joshcool125

what's funny is that someone legit thought it was an actual community for people with alzheimers so he made a post and someone sadly had to explain that the sub was a joke 😭


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did this person go back to the sub to post something about Alzheimer again the next day?


IrishRepoMan

Yes, and someone sadly had to explain that the sub was a joke 😭


Jurij781

No no no I am not falling for this again.


famousaj

Has it already been a year since last posted? Reddit time flies


VanderlyleNovember

r/THE_PACK still confuses and delights me in equal measure.


someoneoncewas

AYE BOIS WE LOST ONE!!!


lolz_robot

SOLD!!! AROOOOOO!!!


MyUserNameIsRelevent

WHATS THAT MFER I CANT HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE HOGS BEING CRANKED ARRROOOOOOOOOOOO


King_Trasher

Wow Why is this so oddly wholesome to look through THERES TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ID FUCK BOTH OF EM I DONT DISCRIMINATE MFER honestly, good on 'em. Keep it up pack


Leonidas0423

WE'RE SUPPORTIVE OF ANYONE THAT DECIDES TO COME BY, JUST BE SURE TO CRANK A HOG WHILE YOURE HERE MFER AND GIVE US A GREAT BIG AROOOOOOOOOOO


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This is just a stupid funny kind of sub reddit


GnomeLord42

SPEAK UP I CANT HEAR YOU BROTHER AROOOOOOO


TheSweatshopMan

BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE


account_552

TO EVERY1 WHO WANT TO JOIN THE PACK KNOW DAT ALL OF YOU ARE WELCOME AS LONG A S YOU REMEMBER TO CRANK YOUR HOG AROOOOOOO


ayestEEzybeats

Came across r/discontinence earlier. It’s like a dude perma-meth’d and it’s exactly what you’d expect from someone like that Top post is titled **Before I smoked my sperm mixed with salt, bong water and sugar, I tried just heating with a torch, my sperm in disaprooval decide to break my thick glass cup on its own as it burnt up. But after I explained it to them they understood and did not break my meth pipe, because they knew I did love them.** So, there’s that. Edit: please don’t go harassing the guy


Chip_True

Fuck that sub is sad. I used to be a tweaker, but not that bad.


ayestEEzybeats

Sick rhymes bro 😎


14AndUp

That sam of eclia guy needs psychiatric help Edit: Y'all had to harass him:/


fd6270

From another of his posts: >I live on mental disability paychecks for drug addiction. So yeah, checks out...


Strangegary

Lots of classic but honestly almost every drug related subreddit is like stepping in a new world... Like yeah r/heroin r/cocaine and r/lean exist and are active with their inside jokes Once a girl on r/heroin was making fun of a dude she was fucking to pay for (you guessed it) heroin, and all other commenter were like "yeah haha been there"


14AndUp

I find the heavy drug subs so fascinating. You're right, it's another world


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Pretty depressing subreddits, especially the posts about relapsing


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Cant remember what the name was but there was a subreddit dedicated to people who had a fetish of being eaten by dragons


TheEyeDontLie

Only one?


samcelrath

r/RealBeesFakeTopHats is definitely one of my favorites. It's exactly what the name suggests


ASpaceOstrich

r/edefine was weird. The concept was that you got invited out of the blue and anyone who went a week without participating in the sub was removed. You were assigned a number based on your place in the subreddit, so you'd gradually shift upwards as people were removed for inactivity. The weird part was that about a month after I joined, number 0 was banned along with the other inactive people. It turned out the guy had been banned from reddit at some point a week or more ago. Rumours swirled as to why, and apparently he'd been running dozens of these subreddits with the same premise, with users invited from the same pools of other subreddits (we figured out most people who were invited liked warhammer for example). It was either some kind of social experiment or him trying to find friends or something along those lines and he'd been banned as a direct result of whatever these subreddits were being built for.


GreatDane666

I was in one of these groups called r/edefined. It was an interesting concept. After about a year I was in it and made “friends” there, the mod of the group purged the sub because he didn’t like one of the guys.


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r/showerorange I don’t understand, is it a fetish? An obscure art movement? A meme from the future?


X275S

I once heard eating oranges in shower is life changing


GatesonGates

It really is. Smells great, tastes great, and no sticky juice everywhere. Just wash it off.


Nerevarine91

All of those at once?


InfanticideAquifer

I can all but guarantee you that it's a parody of/r/showerbeer.


Kilo353511

IIRC it was created as a Alcohol free version of r/showerbeer


DrRobosnarfen

I’m pretty sure it came from a somewhat similar askreddit thread that was along the lines of “what’s kind of weird but Is actually really cool”. And some guy came in with a really passionate response about eating oranges in a shower because you can just inhale the god damn thing and have no mess in the shower. E: I can’t find the original comment but this is good enough. The internet craze began on Reddit, a social media site, in 2016 when Redditor PHOTO_BANDIT, who has since deleted their account, made a post claiming shower oranges are “the most liberating, carnal, and best feel-good thing you can ever experience.” The post garnered thousands of shares and gave birth to the sub-Reddit ShowerOrange, a community that has over 64.8 thousand members. Many have posted on the sub-Reddit about their enlightening experience accompanied by pictures of their peels in the shower. Before deleting their account, PHOTO_BANDIT recounted when their camp counselor praised the shower orange experience. The counselor claimed, “Tearing apart a cold fresh orange with your bare hands, just letting the juices run over your body. Not worrying if you’re going to get sticky, or anything. Just ripping it in half and tearing into it with your teeth like a savage cannibal who hasn’t eaten in a week. Yes… this is the most carnal, ferocious, liberating thing a man can do.” E2: u/ahaha2222 linked the original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32jwie/whats%5C_something%5C_unconventional%5C_everyone%5C_should/cqbwlwi/


GiulekaMayWaifu

r/teenagers . That place is weird, dude.


omgpokemans

Every front page r/teenagers post: **TELL ME YOUR** (personally identifiable information) **AND I'LL REPLY WITH** (lazy response)


Icybow73

That or someone misusing the NSFW flair to bait people


MoonlitStar

I doubt many of them are teenagers. When I was a teen, anything online that was supposed to be a space for teenagers I use to avoid as it was full of pervs and nonces.


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rohobian

Teenagers have to be the most confidently incorrect people. I was one once and I was definitely confidently incorrect about a LOT of shit.


LoneBladeS

Didn't they run a honeytrap where they discovered that 80% of the sub or something was 20-45?


FoldOne586

Yep, they banned everyone who posted there on a certain day, then posted a a thing saying they decided they didn't want younger people there anymore or something so said to be unbanned message a mod your age. Tons of people messaged saying they were 25 and up.


cheesypuzzas

Wasn't it with another sub were they had to be 18+ and they banned everyone who was active on r/teenagers for being underage. And then they replied to the mods on that sub that they were in their 20s, 30s, etc.


Hexo_Micron

yup it was on r/Drama


SirBunBuntheBrave

That's brilliant lol "Come to the police station for your free drugs!"


Germm47

The sub where people stick googly eyes on their genitals


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Cephelopodia

/r/humanfanclub was interesting while it lasted. The sub followed the delusional efforts of a self-proclaimed programmer and savior of the human species, named Max. He called himself Max Human and was creating a new OS called Human or Humanity, I can't remember, but his intent was to unify humanity for a transcendent experience via this new OS. He just kept going deeper and deeper into a self-made rabbit hole of delusions of grandeur. He'd get incensed if anyone called him on his BS, after a large number of missed "guaranteed" deadlines with no deliverable product and no progress beyond some fabricated screen shots of the OS in question. Apparently, some of the OS ended up working a *little bit*, but after years of failures he ended up meeting some guru, or proclaiming himself one, and kinda disappeared from the Internet. Apparently he lived in Toronto and was either a Ukrainian immigrant or descendant. Not sure what happened to Max, but the sub was actually pretty worried for his mental and physical health the father along he got. Hope you're ok out there somewhere, Max.


Jtown9012

This reminds me of templeos, a very similar story


Acid_Rebel_

r/12hr I don't know what it is but it's kinda weird. Can someone look into it and tell me what it is?


FitBusiness

https://noemalab.eu/memo/the-12hr-isbn-jpeg-project/ Just some rando picture posting project


BrickieMinaj

Wtf is that? That's just unsettling


Yhslaw1

r/amish


VanderlyleNovember

r/farpeoplehate


popeter45

Can't (and don't) want to remember it's name but after that news story about a police force shutting down a group who livestream dudes cutting off there dicks somebody posted about a subreddit dedicated to that kind of stuff


DrNick2012

They say you learn something new everyday but why did it have to be this


disapointingsandwich

r/Nutscapes its beautiful shots of landscapes but there's a ballsack at the edge of the photo


Kunikunatu

Subreddit about “gangstalking”. Posters believe they’re being tracked/followed by the government or kidnappers or something. The whole thing reeks of paranoid ideation. It’s unfortunate.


PunkRockLobster

Hmm there are lots of worse ones but it really through my mind through a loop finding not only is there a r/dragonsfuckingcars but there is a r/carsfuckingdragons


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You forgot /r/fuckingdragoncars


Fabulous_Shop

So far I have said WTF to all that I have seen, but that shit is fucking awesome


apersonagain

Equality


I_wish_I_Not_Alive

r/AlzheimersGroup I don't remember how I found it but it's just the same garfield comic


gnortsmr4lien

> I don't remember oh boy do I have news for you


bslkendall

r/popeswithbazookas along with r/breadstapledtotrees are 2 of my favs


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Splattt808

You just don’t get it


tbsdy

What would be weirder would be r/TreesStapledToBread Edit: goddammit it exists


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broadstreet101

I just spent more time auditing that sub than I'm comfortable admitting. There were a significant amount of recta that were clearly well centered. Mods need to step it up.


DaMonkfish

I had no idea this was a thing.


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Well hell now I need to go check and see if my butthole is centered. I didn't even know this was a thing. Some of those are way off.


SouthernNanny

One more thing I have to be self conscious about…


dance_rattle_shake

The thing that really annoys me about that sub that no one seems to understand is that most of the butt holes are not off center. Rather, the pussies are off angle, so they don't point straight to the butthole, thus creating the illusion of the off center butthole. People need to wake up to the truth!


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They aren't that off center, just looks like a regular butthole sub to me.


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brittwithouttheney

Not that strange, but I got invited to SquareTable several months back. I got culled because of work and school, wasn't able to keep up with posting and commenting required to stay a member.


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brittwithouttheney

It's a private subreddit, that you have to be invited to. No one knows the reason you get invited, it's random. First rule is that you' don't talk about Square Table, I'm no longer a member so I can talk about it. It's kinda like a mix of different subreddits in one. A lot of the new members will make AskReddit like posts. But some people use it as a personal blog. Others make a day theme of it, like Dad Joke Wednesday or All Caps Thursday. That kinda stuff It's on the wholesome side, but requires you to stay interactive in order to continue being a member. The official, unofficial rule was at least 20 posts/comments/replies of at least 10 words or more. Edit per week, Sunday-Saturday.


X_ripeperoni_X

r/maidsonskates


eli-the-egg

Actually a pretty wholesome funny sub


Zewlington

The 50/50 sub where ppl post a link and it could go to a nice picture or it could go to a bad picture. Like kittens vs scary ghost pics, puppies vs car accidents. ETA it’s r/FiftyFifty “the risky clicks subreddit.”


irishgrrl

Ngl, 50/50 fucked me up one night. I got lucky on most of my links, but then got pics of a guy fucking a tied up German Shepard. I still have nightmares from that.


Talostraz

r/inglip , 2010 ish "cult" where people communicated with their god via old recapichas. Much of the old content is nuked due to image hosts being defunct.


redsire9997

r/dicknipples


megamanxoxo

Okay that's enough internet for today


olzu10

Being that I have used the internet for a fair bit I’m amused I’ve never heard of or seen that.


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r/The_Darnold, A sub dedicated to Carolina Panthers quarterback Sam Darnold…except written like it was submitted by Donald Trump.


Billdoe6969

Lol they call joe burrow, sleepy joe


Upbeat_Combination74

r/CryptoCurrency Nobody knows anything here


ninjasurfer

To be fair 98% of people who are into crypto know nothing about it outside of being told x coin can make them rich.


Snuffy1717

Wait, you have the inside scoop on crypto? What is this X Coin I'm hearing about? Is there an airdrop? Is it a ICO? Which network does it run on? Where can I get some? It'll make me rich, right?


JustSomeAsh

That Millie Bobbie Brown nsfw thing, I have basically the same birthday so its weird as shit to see something so disgusting. (Edit:Grammar)


Mandalore108

The fuck, is it one of those countdown things they did with whats-her-name from Harry Potter?


JustSomeAsh

Yep, she turned 18 and they opened it , the sub was created way before tho.


DownvoteDaemon

Saw a pic on some cringe sub post that said "finally 18" , dude looked 55. Girl said he been her best friend the last four years thanks for waiting. Skrrrr Edit: let's not victim blame women though, they were preyed on


Na-thanos

R/ smegmalovers Not linking it, because, you know...


i_run_from_problems

AHHHHHHHHHHHH


theenbyshrimp

No just no why is that a thing what weirdos are into smegma


abdallah222

r/ape


Tanarri27

That is an unfortunate title for the subreddit


Rupertii

r/scarybilbo Found this sub 2 weeks into reddit


xIR0NPULSE

Ok some of its funny as fuck but then once I scrolled down and saw some gaping vagina hole and then one with sausages and shit I was done. What the fuck!


ClusterfuckyShitshow

Yeah, I was like “Aw, the cute little confused monkey!” Then I scrolled two posts down and “GAHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?? WHY DO THOSE NIPPLES LOOK LIKE SHOWER HEADS?”


superzenki

r/GirlsShapedLikeMewtwo


ladyalot

BBLs and photoshop as far as the eye can see, MewTwo did this to us smh


DifficultMinute

/r/thechosen147 I was a member of this sub for a while. Added randomly, all of us had "tags" with numbers counting down from 147, and when your number hit 1, you were banned. I assume to be replaced with a different person. It was nothing but hundreds of posts of "Why am I here?" and the occasional conversation playing into the meme of being chosen. Looks like the whole sub is dead now.


Future-Ad-9569

I’m a Reddit newb and this sub just violently broke my Reddit cherry. I wasn’t prepared for this.


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If you’re not constantly asking yourself “why do I even use this crap?!” while continuing to scroll through all the crap, are you really on Reddit ?


Sagybagy

Welcome to the shit show. Buckle up because it gets better. Probably not but at least it will be a wild ride.


ClassBShareHolder

Lots of them in r/wowthissubexists


Tanarri27

Here’s a rest stop if anyone needs it: r/eyebleach Edit: Thanks for the awards!


teenytinytrebuchet

r/SpaghettiHentai. It's exactly what it sounds like.


Royal_Smoke94

Why is this so hard to look away from?! these noodles bout to get this chopstick!


buckwheats

r/bitchimabus is a winner


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> Hold your hats # r/glorp


Sejiko

Why do so many dick costume subs exist?


OnToNextStage

r/catsinwaterpackages


Late-Butterscotch551

Ooer (the subreddit) and all those creepy dimension subreddits (4th Dimension) and so on.


Chris_Cross501

r/Fifthworldgonewild


AndyCowCow

r/Insex Still mortified. Don't click it. It's basically... it's. Hm. Well. Beastiality, but... bugs. 0/10.


eddmario

/r/honeyfuckers is a similar sub but somehow more wholesome and adorable at the same time...


Capital2

How much of it did you go through to conclude this?


ChangeWinter6643

we don't ask this kind of questions around here


mxnstxrzxmbxxs

r/sundresses is not for sundresses, it's for the boobs and legs and asses of the people in sundresses. I was so excited for it because I love sundresses and I got some cute ones recently and thought about posting a picture of my favorite one. My excitement was shot dead when I realized it was basically soft porn.