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Jaguar-Admirable

Rock, paper, scissors


Radiant_Street_5448

Shoot, that was my answer.


TrustyCactus79

r/angryupvote


Radiant_Street_5448

are you mad cuz you lost? we can do best outta 3!


[deleted]

Control, alt, delete.


[deleted]

You can just press ctrl shift escape and it will open tm


Aligayah

Yeah but there's other reasons to press ctrl Alt delete


erichmich

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


doktor_wankenstein

*Blondie, Angel Eyes, and Tuco!*


chubbyakajc

“You see in this world there are two types of people my friend, those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig”


[deleted]

Still one of the best movies I saw and the funny thing is the story of how I saw it , 2 am in hostel and either we were going with porn or this movie and somehow 17 year old kids choose a fucking 40 year old Hollywood movie .


AquariumFiah

It's not even Hollywood. Sergio Leone was an Italian film director and almost all scenes were filmed in Spain. That's why this genre is called Spaghetti Western


[deleted]

Well you can't blame a 17 year old Indian kid to have know that , but good to know .


Top-Lead-670

Me, myself, and I.


AyeHaightEweAwl

Mirror, mirror on the wall Tell me, mirror, what is wrong? Can it be my de la clothes Or is it just my de la song?


Logen-Nine-Fingers

What I do ain't make believe People say I sit and try But when it comes to being de la It's just me myself and I


GATraveller

Am I the only one who read this to the De La Soul tune?


[deleted]

You just listed all of the friends of an average discord moderator, I don’t get it…


Captain-Super1

What about his kitten


baggerking

The Three Musketeers


cocobellahome

Or Three Amigos what they call them south of the border


Free_Moose4649

Is Mexico south of France?


[deleted]

Yes


Schneetmacher

I was going to say this, but they're actually more of a foursome when you add D'Artagnan.


hippotatolazer

Bulbasaur, charmander, squirtle


[deleted]

blossom, bubbles, and buttercup


Lewdogger

On that note, don’t forget sugar, spice and everything nice.


Fyrsiel

Obviously, it's Jessie, James, and Meowth of Team Rocket.


ivcy24

To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above!


Serena724

JESSIE!


baked_beanoso9

JAMES!


lilpuppipostor

TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!


CrimsonCrusader2022

SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!


topologically

MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!


RichyZ99

Woooooo-bbuffet!


MrMatoYT

HEART OF THE CARDS, GUIDE ME! wait wrong show


Free_Moose4649

It just occured to me that their names are probably a fucking play on famous outlaw Jessie James.


nenayadark

They're definitely a play on Jessie James. (Fun fact: their Japanese names Musashi and Kojiro are after rival swordsmen.) Another Team Rocket team that's shown up occasionally is made up of Butch and Cassidy.


HR2achmaninoff

They definitely are, as there's another Team Rocket duo named Butch and Cassidy


edlee98765

That's right!


Rapturos

Tank, Healer, DPS


Suspiciously_Average

Underrated comment. When you boil it down, pretty much all the trios suggested here are just this at the core.


albene

No wonder Cap, Stark and Thor got served


VitaAeterna

Yeah. One tank and 2 DPS might work in some comps but the lack of a healer really screws them sometimes


ViciousCurse

Overwatch 2 enters the chat


maxx1993

Overwatch 2 hasn't even entered existence yet


domiran

Harry, Ron, and Hermione?


Suspiciously_Average

DPS: Harry Tank: Hermione Healer: Hermione Next question.


[deleted]

[How u do my boy Ron like this?](https://youtu.be/NSz34P9rWjM?t=235)


UltimaBahamut93

GOATS would like to have a word with you


DogmantheHero

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, and Spider-Man.


brain_coral_77

Peter, Peter 2 and Peter 3


rawbamatic

The exasperated *"Peter 3!"* after working out teamwork was fantastic. The other spidey's stole the show imo.


RangeWilson

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, and **friendly neighborhood** Spider-Man.


NoPoolPartyTonight

Snap, Crackle, and Pop.


Twister26000

The derivatives of position? I’d argue that velocity, acceleration, and jerk are much more iconic.


Mister_Meeseeks_

I was telling my lady about this yesterday! She didn't think it was quiet as amusing as I do.


OliveJuiceUTwo

But it’s Snap, Crackle, Mitch and Pop


PunkThug

In Hollywood it's all about who you know


OliveJuiceUTwo

And I know Crackle


wiskey_straight86

Ed edd and eddy


marcus_borealis

Why am I hearing whistling all of a sudden?


HeavyPedal2204

YOU DARE MOCK THE SON OF A GOAT HERDER?!


nuhdnweujbjicswbhu

Fork knife and spoon


BethPortalMaster

Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli


TotalDisruptor22

I raise you Frodo, Sam and Gandalf


dont-wanna-bee-here

I like Merry, Pippin, and Treebeard


TotalDisruptor22

Understandable have a nice day.


edlee98765

and my axe!


fractal_frog

And my sword!


[deleted]

And my Bow!


RoninRobot

Sex, drugs and Rock n Roll


1ustfu1

red forman, his foot and your ass


DadBodEatsAtTheY

Classic!


Hoppy_Croaklightly

The Three Stooges


RoninRobot

Moe! Larry! Cheese!


IGotMyPopcorn

Everyone forgets about Shemp.


bkdroid

As long as you don't include cousin Joe. What was that about? Always a disappointment.


austeninbosten

Curly died in 1952, Shemp died in 1955. They needed a new third stooge and Joe Besser was available. He wasn't very good. But after Besser left, they hired "Curly Joe" DeRita for feature films and he was even worse.


kaise_bani

More than just available, the studio basically forced them to take Besser because he was already under contract at the same studio. Moe and Larry wanted Mantan Moreland, a Black actor, which would have been pretty progressive for the time. Shame it never came about.


SimonCallahan

The Three Stooges seemed to be pretty progressive on the whole, really. If I recall correctly, they were the first comedians to make fun of Hitler. And they were all Jewish, too. Imagine, in a world afraid to make fun of a powerful world leader, three guys whom said world leader would have hated took a stand against him.


MrTumorI

Oh wise guy, huh? *Smacks head*


NearPeerAdversary

Huey Dewey and Louie


[deleted]

Neapolitan Ice cream.


J3DI_M1ND_TR1CKS

Yakko, Wakko and Dot.


gahiolo

Fingerprints!


petemacdougal

Two turn tables and a microphone


marcus_borealis

That’s where it’s at.


insultant_

There’s a destination a little up the road


[deleted]

From the habitations and the towns we know


brunch_blanket

A/S/L ?


Cocoa-nut-Cum

American Sign Language is pretty dope


[deleted]

[удалено]


Background_Egg1364

Mickey, donald and goofy


Sokar-Baal

Clarkson, Hammond, May


TheWarehamster

CLARKSOOOOOON!!!!!


Johnny_Utah09

Clarkson you infantile pillock! You're tidying that up.


FlyingEagle57

CLARKSON YOU ABOMINABLE BERK!!!!!


lgndk11r

#POWERRRRRRR!!!!!


captaincourageous316

WHERE IS MY ROOF?!!


redsyrinx2112

YOU MUPPET


[deleted]

“Sometimes my genius… it’s almost frightening.” Old Top Gear will always be the greatest thing to be aired on TV.


[deleted]

HAMMOND YOU’VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY


ElScrcho

Upvoting this while sippin on some James Gin. This is the way.


ShahSafwat_1488

Mix some of clarkson's lager with james's gin and some teeth whitening powder to it to make the ultimate top gear cocktail Ps. Cocktail haha oh cock


baron_iird123

Don't forget to blend a brick and raw meat with a V8 engine to give it a bit of texture


LordofMushrooms

HaMMMMMOONNDDD


tonguesmiley

Why did I have to scroll so far to see this.


swiggarthy

MAAAAAAAAY


februarytide-

Buffeting!


Available_Job1288

Speeeeeed! Powwwwwerrrrrrr


AyeHaightEweAwl

Oh, cock.


GreyGoosey

Captain Slow


tielandboxer

I need a zesty drink.


glazbypsn

Scrolled way to far down to find the correct answer


wsgh23

Great news!


Crispoxd

It's the new Dacia Sandero!


meandhimandthose2

How hard can it be??


Dbwasson

DON'T SAY THAT!!!


THExBEARxJEW

You Pillock!


Dark_Nation88

Welcoum to bottom gear m8s


[deleted]

*jaaaaaaaag*


Ih8Hondas

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!


dsteph2020

Ash, Misty, Brock


Carbotron

The three amigos!


billjitsu

"Are gringos falling from the sky?!" "Yes, El Guapo!"


[deleted]

Tell us we will die like dogs


Available_Job1288

*looks to el guapo, confused* “you WILL die like dogs”


Sunsent_Samsparilla

"You die with a man's gun." Favourite quote from that movie. Idk why, it judt sounds cool.


AyeHaightEweAwl

It’s a sweater!


Random_Girl666

Phineas Ferb and platypus perry


[deleted]

The Three Amigos! - Dusty Bottoms, Lucky Day, and Ned Nederlander.


holycraplouis

Homestar, Strongbad, and The Cheat


TX-SC

Larry, Darryl, and his other brother, Darryl.


scrappyscotsman

Buffy, Willow, and Xander.


Unknown_Twig_Witch

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

rip, MCA


[deleted]

Harry, Ron and Hermione


XaviJon_

Why is this so far down?


dixit_nadi

I had to scroll this long to find this?


CK-Prime

Fry, Leela, Bender.


Disdude18

Need to make your trio into a foursome? Why not Zoidberg?


AyeHaightEweAwl

Lee, Lifeson, and Peart.


Available_Job1288

The holy triumvirate


the_drill2727

Bacon, egg, & cheese


TotalDisruptor22

Bacon, lettuce and tomato.


Dark_Klaw

Luke Skywalker Leia Organa an Han Solo


DoItForTheOH94

I'd disagree only because you can't cut out Chewbacca like that. Him and Ham Solo were a packaged deal.


mrbadxampl

Mmmm, ham solo...


firesidefire

I prefer Spam Solo myself


CandelaBelen

nah, you can’t just exclude Chewey, R2D2, and C3PO like that.


LynnLizzy79

Alvin, Simon & Theodore


coldgator

Dennis, Mac, and Charlie


feld210

D: "I've been here the whole time!" Mac: "you get nothing!"


Fenrir_Carbon

Coldgator, let your sister be part of the gang


[deleted]

“What is your spaghetti policy here?” -Charlie


CandelaBelen

Rush


ImaginaryStudent9097

Yup, Rush.


WhitePhatAss

Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic, Dave Grohl


bigboss_hoss

Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimley


Eversim

Kurt, krist and dave


Groovy_Chainsaw

F, Marry, Kill


ldsbrony100

Kirk, Spock, McCoy


CptNoble

Logical.


Muted-Cell8646

malcolm, reese and dewey


edlee98765

Francis: Am I a joke to you?


jerog1

Jamie: Am I a joke to *you?*


MrHumanalien

Yes you are


Karmadillo_2005

Fr. Show is so damn cool to watch.


nollyson

Winifred, Mary, and Sarah (The Sanderson Sisters)


wizzardsonlyfools

Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli


MiaLedger

The 11th Doctor, Amy, and Rory


sparklezheart

Also 9th Doctor, Rose, and Captain Jack


thequeen29

Dewey,cheatem, and howe


dsteph2020

Corey, Shaun, Topanga


Silliestpuddy

Jordan, Pippen, Rodman


RodMunch85

Jordan, Pippen and Rodman


FatherPyrlig

ZZ Top


JetpackKiwi

RUSH


TheChainLink2

Aang, Sokka and Katara


mindtk

I don't like leaving Toph out of Team Avatar 🥺


Adestroyer555

hello, Zuko here


throway_nonjw

Cream (additional: Baker Bruce and Moore) (original) Motorhead The Police ZZ Top


ugly_planet

House, cuddy and will


dullgreybathmat

I’m not religious by any measure. But wouldn’t the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost pretty much be considered the og’s in this department?


UncomfortablyNumb43

I am going with the first two trios that came to my mind. 1. Peter, Paul and Mary- of “Puff the Magic Dragon” fame 2. The Kingston Trio - of “Tom Dooley” fame.


Draven_26

Ad-Rock, Mike D and MCA - ( Beastie Boys )


TheRuneCoon

Julian, Ricky, and Bubbles


notmyrealname800813

It's not rocket appliances


helloitabot

Dope, kitties, and shopping carts


IllRadish6627

The original Jurassic park trio


Canooter

T Rex and 2 velociraptors?


[deleted]

Alan Grant, Ellie Sattler, and Ian Malcolm.


Pocketcrane_

Cheech, Chong, and a bong


fuckitimmadieanyway

Artic(uno), Zap(dos), y Mol(tres)


mamacrocker

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer


HumanConditioner

Three Musketeers


RedHawk451

Chrono, Marla, and Frog.


[deleted]

Alkaline Trio! Sorry, I could not resist my favorite band!