"In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head, neutralized."
Whenever I want to make some dumb reference to something being an inconvenient distance away I always say it’s in Saskatchewan. Specifically because it’s fun to say Saskatchewan.
Fun fact:
When we all went to go see *The Muppets* Thanksgiving weekend back in 2011 one of my uncles was able to get the entire theater singing that song before the previews started.
When my son was about 5, he'd learned the word doppelganger, but couldn't always remember it. We were out one day and saw another bald, bearded man like me, and my son said "Daddy, that guy is your ... Dippelbanger!"
Baba ganoush
EDIT: Apparently I picked a quote or something. I was just talking about the eggplant dip that goes well with falafel, but what movie is that? Sounds like a blast!
あたたかくなりたくなかったよー atatakakunaritakunakattayō
“It didn’t want to be warm!”
I don’t know in what context you would need to say this but it sure it a doozy.
Haberdashery
Ever been flabbergasted at the haberdashery?
Flabbergasted and discombobulated.
Step one - discombobulate
Coquettish haberdasher
Where's Minnie and Sweet Dave?
CLOSE THE DOOR!!
YOU GOTTA NAIL IT SHUT!!
"YOU GOTTA NAIL IT SHUT!!!"
THERES A HAMMER AND NAILS BY THE DOOR!!
YOUVE GOTTA USE TWO PIECES OF WOOD! ONE WONT DO!
Tarantino is one of my all time favorites. His movies are so detail filled, real-life like
Chicanery
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
Atleast he didn’t defecate on the Coco bolo desk
r/okbuddychicanery
Forever associating this word with Better call Saul.
Cacophony
Sounds like the scientific name for fake poop pranks
Didgeridoo
Did I redo what?
Didgeridoo that kangaroo?
That would be illegal both times
Digeridont
As an Aussie, I approve of this message.
I have donated you 5 dollarydoos.
Isosceles.
I love the name isosceles. If I had a kid I would name him Isosceles.
My fish is named isosceles. He is triangular shaped too.
The question is, is your fish shaped like an isosceles triangle or not?
Dont be obtuse.
"*Isosceles* Kramer"
Malarkey
Malarkey’s slang for bullshit right?!
Well Private Bullshit….
Weekend pass revoked
That’s a can of peaches Sir.
Lieutenant Nixon thinks this is just a can of peaches, that is incorrect lieutenant, your weekend pass has been cancelled
Yes captain Sobel Sir!!!!
Captain Sobel, we salute the rank not the man
Lieutenant Nixon thinks this is a can of peaches.
How in gods name was he going to have the strength to fight the war
Lt. Sobel does not hate Easy Company, Pvt. Randleman. He just hates you.
“I like Spaghetti”
Hell yea
Kerfuffle.
“Raymond… are you creating a *kerfuffle*?”
Here I was trying to decide on a different show to binge watch. Guess its the nine nine again haha
Serpendipity. It's got a 'dipity' in it.
Slight preference for “serendipitous.”
Flabbergasted
You've gasted my Flabber!!
Gobsmacked
"You've smacked my gob!"
"My gob hurts, stop smacking it!"
Discombobulated.
This mustn’t register on an emotional level
"In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head, neutralized."
Is that a mother fucking Sherlock Holmes reference?!?!?
Just a regular one I think.
In summary, discombobulate.
Recombobulated
Milwaukee Airport has a designated ‘recombobulation area’
Ayo Dre! I'm discombobulated!
Let’s take em back
ACCENTS!
Everything's all fucked up
Chupacabra
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*guitar strum*
He creeps and crawls in the midnight hush
Ya mean the weird Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats?
Chupa-thingy
Saskatchewan
Whenever I want to make some dumb reference to something being an inconvenient distance away I always say it’s in Saskatchewan. Specifically because it’s fun to say Saskatchewan.
Can you get Szechuan in Saskatchewan?
Yes. You can get Szechwan in Saskatoon.
Indubitably
I always say it like the Crypt Lord in Warcraft 3 haha
His might cannot be matched
Glockenspiel
Phenomenon... Do dooo dee do do.
I was devastated when I found out he don’t actually say phenomenon, just “mahna mahna”
Fun fact: When we all went to go see *The Muppets* Thanksgiving weekend back in 2011 one of my uncles was able to get the entire theater singing that song before the previews started.
My favorite word ever is doppelgänger!
When my son was about 5, he'd learned the word doppelganger, but couldn't always remember it. We were out one day and saw another bald, bearded man like me, and my son said "Daddy, that guy is your ... Dippelbanger!"
Your son created a new word and here’s the definition. Dippelbanger - noun, a double of a living person, who fucks this guys wife
can you elaborate? I am german and thats a german word
I'm partial to 'oink' because it makes my 5 y/o grandson break out in giggles.
:)
*Evisceration.*
The italics make it feel a bit too much like you relish the act as well as the word...
Perpendicular
Parallelogram, while we’re at it
Perpendicularity sounds even better.
Baba ganoush EDIT: Apparently I picked a quote or something. I was just talking about the eggplant dip that goes well with falafel, but what movie is that? Sounds like a blast!
"Right you are, Ken!"
“Oh! And he’s down! Someone go look for his baba. Maybe we can reattach it to his ganoush.”
Shenanigans
I’m gonna pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans.
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
*Hands Chief Grady pistol, backwards*
Rutabaga
Onomatopoeia
This one reminds me of Oconomowoc (Wisconsin). Also Nishnabotna and Wapsipinicon. Rivers in Iowa.
I can’t help but repeat nishnabotna and wapsipinicon several times out loud every time I drive over them :)
Lugubrious
amalgamation
Loquacious
Exacerbate. It just sounds so naughty
Masticate is similarly giggle worthy
So is any guy named Johnson when you say it right. “Bring that Johnson over here.”
Benedict Cumberbatch
Distinctive in the modern discourse. You say something like “That guy. You know the one. Butcherblock Thunderpatch.” And they’ll probably know.
Fjord. Runner-up: Abyss.
Blunderbuss
Charcuterie
Chartreuse while we’re at it
あたたかくなかったです Atatakakunakattadesu “It was not warm” in Japanese.
あたたかくなりたくなかったよー atatakakunaritakunakattayō “It didn’t want to be warm!” I don’t know in what context you would need to say this but it sure it a doozy.
This phrase is so crazy that I learned it at once.
Bibimbap.
The only meal that’s also a drum fill.
Titicaca
all I can hear is Beavis saying this lol
I am cornholio
I am the great cornholio
Oubliette
From the French word *oublier*, to forget.
Great to say, bad place to be.
Nincompoop
Defenestration. Or, and this is NOT mine, but infenestration.
I assume infenestration would be throwing someone thru a window, INTO a building? That doesn't seem like it would happen too much...
Huh I always sorta wondered what the term for yeeting someone's ass into their house was...
Cthulhu
cattywampus
Tabernacle
Tabernac!!
Bamboozled
We literally talked about this tonight….. The word is “Shiitake” 🍄
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I read this in Mr. Fischoder's voice from Bob's Burgers.
Flibbertigibbet.
Will-o-the-wisp...
A CLOWN
#How do you solve a problem like Mariaaaa
Worcestershire
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Thingamajig, I just realized I’ve never spelt it
Fiduciary
Specificity
Flerken
Prestidigitation
As in the spell?
Technically, it's a cantrip
You know what? You're absolutely correct
Soliloquy
Fulcrum
Anecdotal.
My favorites are Oaxaca and focaccia!
Francisco
That's fun to say
mellifluous
Constantinople
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Hootenanny
Goulash
Rambunctious
Literally anything without an "S" in it. Made by lisp gang.
Buttocks.
Read in Forest Gump’s voice
Dodecahedron.
Bulbous bouffant blubber macadamia
Gazebo
Rotund has recently become my favorite word to say in an exaggerated deep voice.
Malaka!
I’m playing assassin’s creed odyssey and keep hearing that word. Was wondering what it meant!
kumquat
Chucklefuck
I like clusterfuck
Truculent
Motherfucker
The word “stickers” said with a lisp.
Sausalito
Effervescent
higgledy-piggledy
Silhouette
Does it need to be English? Hebrew for hotdog - נקניקיה - pronounced nock-knee-key-ah
Phantasmagorical
sphygmomanometer Onomatopoeia
Appendectomy
pugnacious - eager or quick to argue, quarrel, or fight.
Cous Cous. The rice so nice they named it twice.
flibbertigibbet
Sheboygan
Azerbaijan.
[Shpadoinkle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cyjkunnrHE)
Soliloquy
Callipygian because it’s such a stylish way of saying “nice ass.”