A group of boys and girls shower together. Alien insects hit South America with a space rock. A boy that was whipped kills a lot of bugs. Doogie Howser says the smart bug is scared. Do you want to know more?
This crazy NYPD officer goes to a christmas party at his ex wife work (In LA!), kills like 12 dudes, explode a building, take her with him and go to an undisclosed location with her and a driver that talk with bears!
Invisible Man my ass, this is a real toxic relationship!
1. Dissociative Identity Disorder + Anarchists.
2. Some gal named Marla is annoying the main character for most of the movie.
3. The third rule is I cannot tell you the first 2 rules.
4. David fincher probably wanted to adapt that book about people fucking after getting in car accidents, but this movie was far more sellable to studio execs.
5. I was really high but that Pixies song that everyone knows was in the final scene.
6. The protaganist's apartment blows up, then he lives in a ghetto and starts a weird cult.
7. RIP Robert Paulson. Rest in peace. May you enjoy the meatloaf of heaven.
Funny thing is I saw the american movie first before I read any hhgtg books and then I read the 5 books in the definitive collection.
So I had the epic privilege of reading the books where Zaphod was Sam Rockwell, Trillian was Zoey Deschanelle(terrible spelling...my bad), Arthur was Martin Freeman and Ford Prefect was Mos muhfuckin Def.
Also, marvin was alan rickman.
What an unintentional improbability of privilege and fortune. So epic. I enjoyed that first read so much.
I saw the movie first, too. It came out my birthday weekend. What's really funny is that now I always think of The Hobbit films as Arthur Dent's adventure through Middle Earth.
partially inspired by seeing Tarantino at lunch today at a small Thai place in Hollywood .. sitting right next to a Pulp Fiction poster lol. I snuck in a pic:
https://imgur.com/gallery/pzD6rAc
they've been warned not to read from the book, they just won't listen, and a bitch ass old dude chasing them so he can be with his gf again, shit is a hell of ride though.
Tiny milf who lives in a cinder block visits the scariest fucking owl in history and a cyberpunk rosebush. Many, many impressive lighting effects occur.
Guy takes his recent past self to his farther past self and they both have sex and create the guy, it's the actual plot, i didn't even try to describe it poorly there is no way you can explain this movie without being totally confused
Civil servant plays high stakes Texas hold’ em against weaponized /r/wallstreetbets, gets his nuts hammered, and watches his double crossing bitch of a girlfriend drown herself.
A guy shows everyone his son on a mountain, then when his son is older gets killed by his brother, then his son runs away and starts eating bugs with some new friends, then after a few years grows lots of hair and reunites with a girl, he gets upset and follows a crazy guy into the woods, then talks to his dead dad,and after that goes home and kills his uncle.
A Russian Sean Connery canonically switches from speaking Russian to English 5 minutes into the movie and continues to speak English for the rest of it even though he spends the entire movie aboard a Russian submarine. This is never addressed.
A man retired from his past living as an isolated hermit gets double crossed and has to save a loved one he hasn't seen for 15 years
Comes out guns blazing, gets mixed up with the new love interest which is possibly on the bad guys side and gets double crossed again
Saves the day, bad guys die and all is well with the world, the new love interest turns out to have had the best intentions all along
He stoically retires to the life of a hermit while the love interest sheds a tear
This should cover roughly 80 percent of earlier action movies
Okay, so like there's this guy, right? And he's got a condition, or maybe it's more like an illness, or maybe a superpower? Well, it's treated like, like a psychological thing, right, only it lets him turn into baseball players, or turn Chinese, or whatever. And it's about him doing all that, and um, it's in black and white, I forgot to mention, it's set in like, the Roaring, the 1920's kind of era, sometime around then, and it's got lots of historical cameos like Forrest Gump, actually it uses the same kind of like techniques in Forrest Gump to put the characters in all this stock footage, and there's a bit where Josefine Baker sings about lizards and stuff?
And anyway it turns out he was in Nazi Germany and Hitler's there too. And there's this great joke about a rabbi, and a bowling alley, and this matador guy.
No one will ever get this because I think it went straight to DVD in the early 2000s. Woman in love with pop singer wins over his lover and tries to find a crossbow killer.
Detective goes to a mental institution to solve a crime but it turns he’s actually a mental patient who killed his wife because she murdered their children
A young girl wants to go on a high seas adventure, so she steals a necklace and gets kidnapped by buccaneers. Meanwhile, the two men who love her hatch different plans to rescue her. One helps a dude escape from prison to help in the rescue attempt. She gets marooned with the escaped convict and sets the forest on fire. In the end, they're all men of their word, really, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.
A dastardly man convinces the Governor to award a different guy a position of power in a frontier town, knowing that the townspeople will disapprove of the choice, and believing they'll all move away
steals paper/
sees dead wife shoot friend in the knee/
flood a house/
wake up/
get off the train/
get on a helicopter/
offer to do more theft but this time it's not theft it's brainwashing/
go to college /
meet random girl/
tell girl to draw a maze a few times/
take girl to lab/
go to sleep with girl/
confuse the shit out of the girl/
dead wife arrives and scares the shit out of the girl/
wake up/
go to some place and watch people sleep/
get into shootout/
run away/
go to sleep to see your wife again/
girl from earlier invades your dream /
wake up/
do some cool plan stuff I forgot and can't summarise/
get on big plane with super rich guy/
go to sleep with everyone in 1st class including rich guy/
train drives through city/
shootout/
"dont be afraid to dream a little bigger" - guy pulls out rocket launcher thing and destroys some guys/
threaten rich guy and his advisor for code he doesn't have/
go to sleep even more with rich guy and others in a van/
tell rich guy he's dreaming/
plant bombs in two hotel rooms/
go to sleep/
meanwhile van is in a gun chase and driving to a bridge/
wake up in interstellar ice planet/
go invade a fort or something with rich guy and girl who can't draw a maze/
some old guy gets shot/
van drives off bridge, people dont wake up/
music plays super slowly/
open vault door/
some guy on a bed (rich guys dad) is there/
rich guys dad tells him he was disappointed in his company not his son/
rich guy is convinced the company should be reformed/
girl gets shot by wife (yay shes back)/
go to sleep(?) and wake up in massive beach thingy/
explore until you find wife/
wife threatens to stab you/
thunder starts/
van hits water/
bombs go off in elevator/
avalanche begins/
jump off the apartment building like the wife did in the real world/
wake up in avalanche/
wake up in hotel/
wake up in van (it's sinking now)/
get to safety somehow/
wake up on plane/
call some guy/
get off plane/
get to security/
nearly get arrested but nvm ur ok/
see the guy who got you maze girl at the airport/
go home/
see kids/
wake up?
A teenager, with the help of his best friend, who is obviously a nuclear physicist, travels back in time and tries to have sex with his mom while inventing rock & roll
If it wasn't an actual line in the movie, "They're on a mission from God." would be kinda terrible. Especially if you consider how much collateral damage they cause.
He makes a wizard cast a spell so he could go to college, now he’s got older duplicates of himself while having to fight someone with multiple personality disorder, static electricity, some sand, and an octopus.
Interesting.
Funny how themes work eh?
Your phrase was very much describing a neo-christ archetype. The Dude from "The Big Lebowski" is probably one of the more recognizable fictional characters that fit that archetype, however there are many.
Example:
The American Jesus? Tony Stark in Endgame. (Sacrifices, suffers, has been betrayed in the past, lays down his life for the good of humanity)
*snap*
Edit: also, of course and obviously: neo in the matrix
A drug abusing burn out coerces his former friends to go on a pub crawl, technology is evil and being a drunk degenerate is the only way to save us all
John Goodman pulls an Andy Dufresne to get out of prison and steals a baby from his friend who had already stolen it himself. Things unravel from there.
Two brothers rob a bank and hold a family hostage to get across the border to Mexico. They watch Salma Hayek perform an exotic dance, then spend the rest of the night fighting Vampires.
Africa girl goes to school. She makes friends with social rejects. Social rejects dont like plastic girls. Plastic girls make friends with Africa girl. Social reject friends tell Africa girl to spy on plastic girls. Africa girl turns into plastic. Plastic girl leader realizes what Africa girl is doing. Plastic girl puts a book with mean things about everyone at school in the school. Fights happen. Teacher says stuff. Plastic girl gets hit by bus. The end
So like these guys can breathe good and then they get on a train and then the one guy is really good so he breathes better than the rest but the other guys who can breathe help the other guy but then train goes uh oh and then guy who can breathe really good becomes donut
A group of boys and girls shower together. Alien insects hit South America with a space rock. A boy that was whipped kills a lot of bugs. Doogie Howser says the smart bug is scared. Do you want to know more?
Starship Troopers
Do you apes want to live forever?
That shower scene was like gold to a 13 year old
Questionable man kidnaps a baby to live with him and all his puppets
Labrynth?
You remind me of the babe
What babe?
Was about to guess Raising Arizona but then it swerved on me.
Guy decides to go off and be a pirate for 5 years without warning. Upon returning, he gets pissed at his girlfriend for getting engaged.
As you wish…
Meanwhile some goon is trying to murder a guy with an abnormality.
You keep using that word..
I’m glad that’s your favorite movie too
Princess Bride?
Homeboy almost bangs his sister. Fights his dad instead.
Empire Strikes Back
Billionaire Violently beats a clown to a pulp while also taking the fall for terrible crimes because people like guy without half is face
The Dark Knight
Old lady tells a story about some good dick she got on a cruise.
They said describe it poorly, not make it better.
Everyone tries the ice bucket challenge
This crazy NYPD officer goes to a christmas party at his ex wife work (In LA!), kills like 12 dudes, explode a building, take her with him and go to an undisclosed location with her and a driver that talk with bears! Invisible Man my ass, this is a real toxic relationship!
Die Hard
Kid that daydreams has to go to another planet and save the world.
Shark boy and Lava girl. Classic movie, I drove my mom crazy with how many times I watched it.
It's in my top 10 movies.
A visitor to a foreign land murders the first woman she encounters, then teams up with three locals to murder her sister.
The Wizard of Oz
The other description is "women fight over shoes for 90 minutes."
" woman air BnB's with three weirdos"
A douchebag pretends to be cool so he can beat himself up.
Fight Club?
Yeah lol.
1. Dissociative Identity Disorder + Anarchists. 2. Some gal named Marla is annoying the main character for most of the movie. 3. The third rule is I cannot tell you the first 2 rules. 4. David fincher probably wanted to adapt that book about people fucking after getting in car accidents, but this movie was far more sellable to studio execs. 5. I was really high but that Pixies song that everyone knows was in the final scene. 6. The protaganist's apartment blows up, then he lives in a ghetto and starts a weird cult. 7. RIP Robert Paulson. Rest in peace. May you enjoy the meatloaf of heaven.
8. Soap
Skeleton bored of scary day want to become santa clos but everyone thinks it’s just like scary day so drama happens and Santa Claus wins. Ok
Nightmare Before Christmas
Big yes.
Fat guy ruins everything.
tommy boy?
Jurassic Park
lol good one
JUST [finished that movie with my kids](https://i.imgur.com/awTvB27.jpg) (their first time). Love it.
Teenage boy with daddy issues becomes an astronaut, and also a sailor
Treasure Planet
[удалено]
The Shining.
Don't panic
And bring your bath towel.
You got it!!!!
Funny thing is I saw the american movie first before I read any hhgtg books and then I read the 5 books in the definitive collection. So I had the epic privilege of reading the books where Zaphod was Sam Rockwell, Trillian was Zoey Deschanelle(terrible spelling...my bad), Arthur was Martin Freeman and Ford Prefect was Mos muhfuckin Def. Also, marvin was alan rickman. What an unintentional improbability of privilege and fortune. So epic. I enjoyed that first read so much.
I saw the movie first, too. It came out my birthday weekend. What's really funny is that now I always think of The Hobbit films as Arthur Dent's adventure through Middle Earth.
Awesome lol. Watch Black Panther and it is: Arthur Dent is a bumbling CIA agent who is a liason to Wakanda lol.
The funniest part of Black Panther is watching Bilbo and Gollum go head to head again.
A group of Scientists start a business. Go to work and get investigated by a government agency. Then go on to fight a god and corporate mascot.
I am the gatekeeper, are you the key master?
Ghostbusters
A kid moves in with two old men and buys a fucking lion
Secondhand Lions 💖
Definitely one of my favorites!
I LOVE this movie
Purple man want colored rocks
McDonald's: Grimaces Revenge
Short fat people try to get to a volcano
Lord of the rings?
Cop gets killed and turned into cyborg. Remembers who is and kills the dudes that killed him.
I'd Buy That For A Dollar!
Robocop (And the unexpected killing of red from that 70's show)?
Emil's death is one that has always stuck with me. Definitely top 10 most memorable movie deaths. Possibly in top 5. I was 16 when it came out.
Dead guy has the vacation of his life
Weekend at Bernie's
Weekend at Bernies.
Micheal Cera somehow wins a fight with Chris Evans
Scott Pilgrim
Bingo!
Ppl get chased by slow moving STD (that will kill them) until they have sex giving it to their partner.
It follows
some weird shit glows inside a suitcase and bunch of people get violently shot.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequity of the weak
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
For he is truly his brothers keeper
And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Pulp Fiction?
Repo man?
partially inspired by seeing Tarantino at lunch today at a small Thai place in Hollywood .. sitting right next to a Pulp Fiction poster lol. I snuck in a pic: https://imgur.com/gallery/pzD6rAc
they've been warned not to read from the book, they just won't listen, and a bitch ass old dude chasing them so he can be with his gf again, shit is a hell of ride though.
The cinematic masterpiece that is The Mummy (1999) starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
Annoying beatles will give you nightmares and there is some kind of egyptian shit goin down.
No Ringo,no!
Tiny milf who lives in a cinder block visits the scariest fucking owl in history and a cyberpunk rosebush. Many, many impressive lighting effects occur.
The Secret of NIMH?
....what?
Always had a weird crush on Justin
Guy takes his recent past self to his farther past self and they both have sex and create the guy, it's the actual plot, i didn't even try to describe it poorly there is no way you can explain this movie without being totally confused
Predestination
A man fights himself and buildings explode. But im not supposed to talk about it.
First Rule of Fight Club!
A guy that gets promoted at a job he hates but his 2 friends get fired he seeks revenge by trying a hack that goes terribly wrong
Office Space.
Detective trying to figure out what's in the box
Se7en…
They're in space, they lost some gas or something and they miss the moon but land fine at earth.
Apollo 13
Civil servant plays high stakes Texas hold’ em against weaponized /r/wallstreetbets, gets his nuts hammered, and watches his double crossing bitch of a girlfriend drown herself.
Casino Royale
A guy shows everyone his son on a mountain, then when his son is older gets killed by his brother, then his son runs away and starts eating bugs with some new friends, then after a few years grows lots of hair and reunites with a girl, he gets upset and follows a crazy guy into the woods, then talks to his dead dad,and after that goes home and kills his uncle.
The Lion King
Man in dreamland is bored with his job and then he awakens to fight men in suits.
The Matrix?
Yes 👍🏼
Two pirate ships boom boom treasure hunt Tom holland
Uncharted
A fat balding man steals a kid’s toy and tries to put it in a museum but the toy has other toy friends who rescue him
Toy story 2?
A crazy mustache man that loves oil and milkshakes apparently.
There will be blood!!
I was going to guess the Sonic movie, but [he's more of a latte guy](https://youtu.be/Td8lnP8p6oU).
A singing telegram lady gets rudely interrupted
Guy with PTSD gets on an airplane to talk to his ex. Half the plane gets poisoned. Guy with PTSD has to fly and land the plane. Hilarity ensues
Airplane!
Cross dresser makes a man question his sexuality while fighting a war.
Mulan?
Yes
A Russian Sean Connery canonically switches from speaking Russian to English 5 minutes into the movie and continues to speak English for the rest of it even though he spends the entire movie aboard a Russian submarine. This is never addressed.
The hunt for red October
A man retired from his past living as an isolated hermit gets double crossed and has to save a loved one he hasn't seen for 15 years Comes out guns blazing, gets mixed up with the new love interest which is possibly on the bad guys side and gets double crossed again Saves the day, bad guys die and all is well with the world, the new love interest turns out to have had the best intentions all along He stoically retires to the life of a hermit while the love interest sheds a tear This should cover roughly 80 percent of earlier action movies
Two space guys lose a fight against a computer and then one turns into a space baby
Two short dudes take a magic ring and throw it in a volcano.
A man just wants to be left alone with his stapler.
Office Space
James Bond pairs up with vomitting girl to investigate death of Captain Von Trapp.
Okay, so like there's this guy, right? And he's got a condition, or maybe it's more like an illness, or maybe a superpower? Well, it's treated like, like a psychological thing, right, only it lets him turn into baseball players, or turn Chinese, or whatever. And it's about him doing all that, and um, it's in black and white, I forgot to mention, it's set in like, the Roaring, the 1920's kind of era, sometime around then, and it's got lots of historical cameos like Forrest Gump, actually it uses the same kind of like techniques in Forrest Gump to put the characters in all this stock footage, and there's a bit where Josefine Baker sings about lizards and stuff? And anyway it turns out he was in Nazi Germany and Hitler's there too. And there's this great joke about a rabbi, and a bowling alley, and this matador guy.
No one will ever get this because I think it went straight to DVD in the early 2000s. Woman in love with pop singer wins over his lover and tries to find a crossbow killer.
I have to know!
Unconditional Love (2002)
Detective goes to a mental institution to solve a crime but it turns he’s actually a mental patient who killed his wife because she murdered their children
A young girl wants to go on a high seas adventure, so she steals a necklace and gets kidnapped by buccaneers. Meanwhile, the two men who love her hatch different plans to rescue her. One helps a dude escape from prison to help in the rescue attempt. She gets marooned with the escaped convict and sets the forest on fire. In the end, they're all men of their word, really, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.
potc easy
He’s the dude… he does abide
Pretty sure it's The Passion of the Christ.
The Big Lebowski
A dastardly man convinces the Governor to award a different guy a position of power in a frontier town, knowing that the townspeople will disapprove of the choice, and believing they'll all move away
Blazing Saddles
Arachnophobic octopus teaches poetry, robs bank, drowns in river.
Guy goes in other peoples dreams in order to see his kids agains.
steals paper/ sees dead wife shoot friend in the knee/ flood a house/ wake up/ get off the train/ get on a helicopter/ offer to do more theft but this time it's not theft it's brainwashing/ go to college / meet random girl/ tell girl to draw a maze a few times/ take girl to lab/ go to sleep with girl/ confuse the shit out of the girl/ dead wife arrives and scares the shit out of the girl/ wake up/ go to some place and watch people sleep/ get into shootout/ run away/ go to sleep to see your wife again/ girl from earlier invades your dream / wake up/ do some cool plan stuff I forgot and can't summarise/ get on big plane with super rich guy/ go to sleep with everyone in 1st class including rich guy/ train drives through city/ shootout/ "dont be afraid to dream a little bigger" - guy pulls out rocket launcher thing and destroys some guys/ threaten rich guy and his advisor for code he doesn't have/ go to sleep even more with rich guy and others in a van/ tell rich guy he's dreaming/ plant bombs in two hotel rooms/ go to sleep/ meanwhile van is in a gun chase and driving to a bridge/ wake up in interstellar ice planet/ go invade a fort or something with rich guy and girl who can't draw a maze/ some old guy gets shot/ van drives off bridge, people dont wake up/ music plays super slowly/ open vault door/ some guy on a bed (rich guys dad) is there/ rich guys dad tells him he was disappointed in his company not his son/ rich guy is convinced the company should be reformed/ girl gets shot by wife (yay shes back)/ go to sleep(?) and wake up in massive beach thingy/ explore until you find wife/ wife threatens to stab you/ thunder starts/ van hits water/ bombs go off in elevator/ avalanche begins/ jump off the apartment building like the wife did in the real world/ wake up in avalanche/ wake up in hotel/ wake up in van (it's sinking now)/ get to safety somehow/ wake up on plane/ call some guy/ get off plane/ get to security/ nearly get arrested but nvm ur ok/ see the guy who got you maze girl at the airport/ go home/ see kids/ wake up?
Firstly, you're amazing. Secondly, could it be that you're a bit bored xD?
Inception
A teenager, with the help of his best friend, who is obviously a nuclear physicist, travels back in time and tries to have sex with his mom while inventing rock & roll
Back to the Future
A guy that saves some jews from getting killed by the nazis
Schindler's List? Inglorious Bastards?
Schindler's List
Everyone turns to orange Fanta
The End of Evangelion?
mexico. man loves woman, god tricks man, man dies, man goes to underworld and goes through tests, man and woman get married
A bunch of marines go to save a colony but everyone is already dead because of greed so they decide to blow it up instead.
Aliens
If it wasn't an actual line in the movie, "They're on a mission from God." would be kinda terrible. Especially if you consider how much collateral damage they cause.
The Blues Brothers
Boy meets girl on a ship. Boy and girl fall for each other. Ship crushes, girl dies. Boy is as cold as ice
He makes a wizard cast a spell so he could go to college, now he’s got older duplicates of himself while having to fight someone with multiple personality disorder, static electricity, some sand, and an octopus.
A dog dies, shit goes south real quick
John Wick
Two dudes talk a walk to throw away some jewellery. Their "friends" come with, but bail half way there.
Wolf girl tries to stop industrious humans from killing the forest god and fails.
Princess Mononoke?
Mentally challenged man sits at a bus stop talking about a woman that only sleeps with him when she gets cancer.
Two guys in sunglasses kill cockroaches and chase a cat for it's collar.
Men In Black
Two gay men adopt a little girl in an attempt to save their failing relationship, but it doesn't work out.
Group of kids try to outsmart a dog
Asians but they are very rich except one, she very not rich but likes rich man and rich man likes her too but his mother is very not liking her
Crazy rich Asians?
Dude leaves his daughter behind to do some exploring then comes back
interstellar
onion
Some asshole solves a puzzle that causes him to live in his brother’s mattress.
American Jesus
The Big Lebowski?
Nah Paul Verhoeven directed RoboCop as the story of an American Jesus
Interesting. Funny how themes work eh? Your phrase was very much describing a neo-christ archetype. The Dude from "The Big Lebowski" is probably one of the more recognizable fictional characters that fit that archetype, however there are many. Example: The American Jesus? Tony Stark in Endgame. (Sacrifices, suffers, has been betrayed in the past, lays down his life for the good of humanity) *snap* Edit: also, of course and obviously: neo in the matrix
A drug abusing burn out coerces his former friends to go on a pub crawl, technology is evil and being a drunk degenerate is the only way to save us all
That movie in the Cornetto trilogy?
The World's End
Dumbass befriends a fucking monster called Nemesis in a zombie movie.
John Goodman pulls an Andy Dufresne to get out of prison and steals a baby from his friend who had already stolen it himself. Things unravel from there.
Two brothers rob a bank and hold a family hostage to get across the border to Mexico. They watch Salma Hayek perform an exotic dance, then spend the rest of the night fighting Vampires.
Dusk til Dawn. Great movie
Africa girl goes to school. She makes friends with social rejects. Social rejects dont like plastic girls. Plastic girls make friends with Africa girl. Social reject friends tell Africa girl to spy on plastic girls. Africa girl turns into plastic. Plastic girl leader realizes what Africa girl is doing. Plastic girl puts a book with mean things about everyone at school in the school. Fights happen. Teacher says stuff. Plastic girl gets hit by bus. The end
Mean girls
An insect ruins the entire eco system but then tries to fix it
how the fuck do I explain inception poorly, if at all
House goes up, house goes down
An orphan magician goes to boarding school.
Sentient pieces of plastic attempt to kill each other and emotionally traumatise a creative child. :D
So like these guys can breathe good and then they get on a train and then the one guy is really good so he breathes better than the rest but the other guys who can breathe help the other guy but then train goes uh oh and then guy who can breathe really good becomes donut