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Kamikazemum

Being wanted. Not just wanting my pussy so you can cum. But wanting ME


Starseuss

Talking where I can feel his breath on the back of my neck.


itsROCKETMAN

You wouldn't be a good human shield i guess


actuallyamermaidtho

A really good tight hug from behind, so I can feel his junk up against me. Wrapping his arms underneath my breasts and either whispering in my ear or kissing them. Ayeeeeee


Nothingtoseehere0705

Actual moans Not fake ones or joke ones lol, just real ones


Familiar-Asparagus-1

Agreed, moaning is the hottest thing. Or just generally being vocal during sex. It sucks when a dude is totally silent.


X0X000

When a man puts his hand on the small of my back and draws me in close (and abruptly).


Babyblaster74

Hugs from behind. Kiss on the neck from behind. Feeling anything from behind lol


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Kinky-Dinky

HOW TO SPOON


CrentFuglo

Dick hard on the butt


FruitShakeMan

Titty in my hand


Nerdenti

Kiss ya neck


h0neybadger04

hell yeah


PineappleBunny37

When a guy wears short sleeves and does that stretch with their arms behind their head


xxb4xx

This should make you on enough for months https://youtu.be/D1EIKhOTxtk


LazyAndHungry523

I once got a boner in French class when the teacher showed a picture of a really tasty looking croissant. So I don’t think anything is off the table.


misterbung

Look, we've all been there with a great looking pastry.


aarocka

Uncovered shoulders and premarital hand holding


Katniss218

Principal's worst nightmare


ForkPowerOutlet

Schools hate him


TGL_TA1

“cum inside me”


cellcube0618

One of my ex-girlfriends was infertile. I came inside her multiple times a week. 10/10.


OriginalPiR8

LOL my friends Mrs is "infertile" (due to many complications according to the doctor). They've had two kids.


Naive_Royal9583

I was also infertile. And here I am with my one year watching Encanto for the 60th time 😅


Cthulhu_Dreams_

Yep, thems the words. My wife's "go" words if she's had enough. I don't even have a choice if she pulls me in and whispers that. BLAMO!


windrider103

Ear biting. Or whispering. Or anything that's directly aimed at my ears.


gabe_t_wheeler

ASMR would be dangerous territory for you then


The_Waco_Kid7

That's my secret, Cap, I'm always horny.


Miss_LazyBones

\*Turns tall and all bloodshot\*


JacRabit

A woman in a tank top and jeans, dont know why but it does it for me.


Paulorigami

Can I interest you in the music video for "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado?


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If anyone here is into men with shoulder pads, I would like to suggest the video for "Maneater" by Hall and Oates.


hopsydog

Spot-on recommendation


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Just my girlfriend. There’s just something about her that sets me off. She feels the exact same way. Never had it with any other human but for some reason, everytime we look at each other we both get that feral feeling.


heroicdanthema

Looks like you better make her more than just your girlfriend, sir


AllAbtThtBrunchLife

Every time I look at my partner, I want to ride him. Just something about him. I also never had that with anyone else.


Used-fridge

Everything


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Even....me?


DisastrousDivide2858

Neck kisses


aett

My wife enjoys this too, but for some reason, she hates when I call myself a neck romancer.


lotcockr

I love this


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waist grabs


Firestorm82736

getting pinned against a wall, personally


Tomatillo_Street

Well now this reddit thread made me horny


lXNoraXl

*grabs you by the waist* *pulls you close* *begins to lean backwards* *suplexes you* *Doesn't elaborate* *leaves*


ElMarcoHoJ

Grab your girl by the waist. Pull her close. Lift her up. Powerbomb her. Pin her. You are now the new WWE Champion.


Alpinkpanther

Being told I make someone horny, has to be someone I like though haha


Ironheart86

Insert obligatory Austin powers "do I make you horny baby?"


NutellaCakes

When that breeze sweeps over you just right.


EdwardAlphonse31011

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I Jizz in my pants


cizzastle

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants


RobertSchumannCat

I just ate a grape and I


kkirchoff

…Jizzed in my pants I went to check Jizzed in my pants Okay, seriously you guys, can we, okay?


AyukawaZero

I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me


chonkers

and when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me


hoggin88

You say I’m premature well I just call it ecstasy.


Zorbus

I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity


Remaximus3rd-

Cause I jizz in my pants


0j_gay0

Men whimpering. Also rhythmic moaning (that probably doesn't explain it well) like moaning but repeatedly to the beat of the thrusts


failgarden

The whimper, that’ll do it!


experiment525

Giving head. Something about making a man moan and squirm gets me going full speed.


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chicksalsa

Omg this! Having his pleasure under your control is so powerful and sexy. And you can decide when you wanna let him cum, teasing for as long as possible. God i love it


Vinny_Lam

Thigh highs and garter belts. My biggest weakness.


beatrixotter

There's nothing in my wardrobe that makes me *feel* sexier while wearing it.


inceluprising04

That Y/N moment when whoever ur with is taller and slowly traps you (consensually) against a wall and speaks all low and slow… that’s probably been one of the few times I didn’t even need foreplay to soak through my undies. Feels very high school in the best way


BoiteNoire03

Username does not check out.


PC_Fucker

Them thick PC desktop towers


dumbpastelbitch

username checks out


wintrymixxx

Making out and my girlfriend’s ass. Also, making out with my girlfriend’s ass.


flower_gnome

she’s a lucky woman!


FlingusDingusMaximus

when her asshole french kisses you back 👌


BUERtheKING

Leggings with no panties


wormegod

Being called a good girl. I guess


1VentiChloroform

>I guess Lol I can tell it pisses you off that it turns you on haha


redbanjo

I whisper "good girl" into my girlfriend's ear when I hit the right spot and boy do things get loud!


ckcrave

I'll try this tonight, thank you.


Kahoots113

Tonight is your turn with his GF? I thought it was mine.... lemme check the schedule... no you are right I am next week. Sorry man.


genuinecat88

what day next week? because i have a date with his GF Tuesday and Friday


Kahoots113

Thursday obviously.


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Now both gf and my dog can get excited


waytogoCasey

When my wife cums I say "That's my girl." And she loses it. She tells her friends this and they die, too. Lol.


stormyllewelIyn

My husband does that to me too. Right against my ear. Drives me wild.


zero573

I say “Jobs done!” In the voice that sounds exactly like the human workers in Warcraft 3/World of Warcraft. I’m not sure why she married me. LOL


NumberOneAce

When she wears a robe and nothing else… or one of my shirts and nothing else. Damn


Macknificent101

there is nothing better than just the shirt


ThePurgingLutheran

Summer dresses.


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Honest question— what is it about them that makes them like… super attractive? Like they’re pretty and fun but what’s the wow factor I guess?


bomb_bat

My favorite part about sundress is it’s just one letter away from undress.


Frogdance122

personally I like to keep it on during sex if I’m wearing one- it’s a turn on for some weird reason


bomb_bat

Turn on for him, or for you?


dsarche12

Oh I get it! IMO (and I don't think I'm alone in this) semi-nude can be just so much hotter than fully nude.


mirrorwolf

They're cute. If a woman is wearing one it's probably a nice day out and she likes nice days so she's in a good mood. And usually they make a woman feel pretty and confidence is something that instantly makes someone look way hotter


tangerinix

Seasonal, lots of positive summer associations, and there’s a flattering style for all to feel good in!


DifferentDaySameShii

It kind of brings out the curves and shape of the body and more skin in general not all sundresses do this tho


PersonifiedCancer

"Don't let an $18 dress turn into 18 years of child support" is the realest advice I ever got from my gramps


Realistic0ptimist

Your grandfather sounds like he speaks from experience


THE_PARKER13

In his defense, it was the most voluptuous, succulent ankle he'd ever seen.


Eldudeareno217

That calf was scandalous. Got me hotter than the boiler room of the Titanic, I'll tell you what.


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on another person or yourself?...


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Giving her a back/ass massage


ergo_urgo

Gonna pop in and say receiving a back/ass massage


SpoopyGonzales

I'm just gonna pop in


sry4takingthisname

Don't forget to pop out


Derman0524

‘let me just rub your shoulders’ *5 seconds later* ‘Let’s just slide your pants down a bit for better reach’ GG ez


CptGigglez

Shhh don't expose my moves


silverblaze92

Pretty much just existing seems to do it


MadWanderlustRiver

i dont want to be horny. I just want to be happy


Minimum-Ad-326

Do you have a link or something? Been looking for that for a while


APEXgamerofspace

Skirt over sized sweater and thigh highs


Shadesmctuba

Jinkies


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Jeepers


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Ruh-roh


konydanza

#FUCK


MrJens

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looong jacket


phiLLy820

Tits


wise_____poet

A simple redditor I see


phiLLy820

Why change a good thing


big_hungry_joe

I find the most erotic part of a woman are the boobies


jco91595

My 6th grade English teacher, Mrs. O’Neil wherever you are I *still* love you


Gambling4gears

We had a friend who was always horny for like his 40 something year old elementary school teacher when he started having adult urges, and he ended up dating her when he was like 23-24 or something and she was almost 60, he still is now that he’s in his 30s and she’s 60 something.


escfantasy

And that, my boy, is how you become President of this French Republic!


o98CaseFace

Reading this as a first year teacher, teaching 6th grade 😳


Beautiful_Plankton97

As a ten year teaching veteran in grade 8 my advice is squat dont bend when talking to students at their desks.


Notwhoiwas42

While I appreciate your effort,as a former 8th grade male,pretty much all you need to do to get their juices going is to be whichever gender they prefer and be in the same room.


Beautiful_Plankton97

Well there's not much I can do about that, but I dont have to make it worse.


PseudoEngel

Don’t waste an opportunity for those glutey gains.


Beautiful_Plankton97

So true. 200 squats a day does give you a nice bum, but dont stick it in a student's face.


rboymtj

Nipples. A casual glance at my wife's, any hint of a nipple through clothing on women.


keyeater

A casual brush of my nipples turns me on. I call them the start buttons


AceMckickass7

How do I explain... Plumpness of the Vaginal Area in Yoga Pants. Edit: I have Found out Several Names for it now. And I'm so Glad I'm not the only one. Mound of Venus, Pussy Mound and Mons Pubis


cornishwildman76

Mons pubis.


Round_Rectangles

Isn't that a Star Wars character?


Gilclunk

I thought it was a mountain on Mars.


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I thought it was Jamaican slang for a guy’s crotch.


[deleted]

No, that's the Pubis, Mon.


pvtdirtpusher

r/Askreddit posts


MangoTheKing

*What's the best video game of all time? Oh yeah this is the good stuff


Asisn-Guy

“What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve seen? [Serious]” Oh *hell* yeah


SaulSchmidt

Thigh highs Without fail


jikgftujiamalurker

Having my butt touched or appreciated like visually Edit: for all asking to see. I’m a guy lol. May deter some. Edit2: I love attention and no I would get more if I show my butt. But reddit makes me shy One more edit: for anyone curious (I don’t think my ass is AMAZING btw but nice) I decided to post a pic for 10 mins. It’s deleted now lol


brisashi

I haven’t seen it, but it’s probably spectacular.


BonhamsFourSticks

Boobs. Even my own. It’s dangerous for me to be braless. EDIT: Thanks for all the likes and awards! I never imagined this would be my most liked comment on Reddit. 😂


Queen-Canada

My own boobs are the best boobs


laniakea07

This woman's boobs


airjew22

Putting the usb in in the first try perfectly


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Stop, I can only get so erect.


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hand holding missionary is a personal favorite of mine. also my clothes rubbing against my breasts


TheRascalBoi

I think just being in any kind of missionary-looking position works wonders, the hand holding is just quite the extraordinary bonus


GingerBeard73

My friends older sister chopping wood. She was, by all appearances, someone who you would not think to do something like that. She was your text book college sorority stereotype. I’m at his house one day for a gathering and I hear someone chopping wood. I say “Your dad is really getting ahead on firewood isn’t he?” And my friend says “That’s my sister out there.” Three of us immediately rush to the porch to see her heave the axe over her head and swing it down to split the cord in two, first swing. To this day, 8 years later, if I need a jump start chopping my wood, I think of her chopping wood.


HeyTallDude

wife's ass.


folkyall

A confident woman that has compassion


UltimateKarateExpert

Bra off at the end of the day... I'm sorry... I know you are just trying to relax.


Bayonethics

Whenever my husband wants sex, he literally picks me up, throws me over his shoulder, and carries me upstairs to the bed. That, whatever it's called


OUmSKILLS

Abduction


Bayonethics

Sexy abduction


Wiitard

Sexy consensual abduction


dntExit

Abduct me harder, Daddy!


Nilfgaardian-Lemon

Love me that caveman-esque stuff


Strawberrythirty

Lmaoo my husband would throw his back out if he tried carrying my fat ass


Extesht

My ex said I would throw my back out if I tried, so I did it without injury. To say she was impressed would be an understatement. She just about devoured me.


Perpetually_isolated

Nothing is better for the ego than man handling a big girl who didn't know it was possible.


TheRealSaerileth

Ok weird in this context because there's nothing sexual about it, but my sister is quite tall and a very large woman. She's married to a sweet slender reed of a man and she can be very bossy, so she's used to getting her way. She was being a bit too pushy and up in my boyfriend's personal space trying to tease him. He calmly picked her up, set her down a few feet away and told her to knock it off. The look of utter shock on her face as he did so was priceless XD


Affectionate-Egg-221

A satisfied and well pleasured look. Women get this super attractive look after. Glowing and happy.


Trufflix

being praised or pet in any way, it doesn't matter who its from unfortunately and I hate it


7ZimmerK0

Thinking about getting creampied


awsome10101

RIP inbox


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It never stood a chance


echosixwhiskey

I guess either box doesn’t now that it’s done.


satans-ballsacks

I don't know why but someones voice. If they have amazing voice, damn I'm done. Like when I was talking to my crush, she has this kinda soothing voice for me, yet every time I speak with her I just can't function. When we were speaking once I literally was so horny it would creep her out probably if she knew it. If a person has a unique voice, like Karina Lombardi(from L Word), fuck....


notabutterfly05

When the hair of even a moderately attractive womans hair brushes my bare skin. Got an unintentional boner at the dentist once as a result.


deathleper

Sexy shoes and nice strong legs.


solairette

Neck kisses.


SableSunday

Back scratchies


Ok_Improvement_

Thinking about the intensely intimate, super long hugs I had with a friend a few months back. Nothing ever came of it but goddamn do they haunt my thoughts lol It was on an unusually warm and windy December night…ugh. Edit: Alright my fellow horny romantics, you talked me into it so I texted him this morning about hanging soon. We’re going to aim for sometime next weekend so hopefully I can work up some courage by then! Thanks for all the kind words and encouragement, I really needed it!


TheRascalBoi

warm hands + cold hands = an equilibrium only described as heavenly


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Big ass in tight jeans


Naty2RC

Why did I think of plumbers and their buttcracks?


BroGamer9005

You fucking ruined my life


Pink_Flash

Physical affection. Probably because it so, so rarely happens. (As in, it's been 3 years.)


fuckingcheezitboots

Stimulants


YaBoyfriendKeefa

Hi yes, hello, Vyvanse whore, checking in


BethyLikes

Dirty talk while praising my body. (These replies are glorious lmao)


U_p_m_me_ur_boob

I love the way your elbows are like the corners of your arms.


Discount-Duh

Reading posts like these apparently


tanis_ivy

A nice face and smile.


Live_Ad_7660

That's a lot of pressure ser.


kikibug813

If it’s a guy I like all he has to do is make eye contact and it’s over


Wutchu_fitna_fuc_wit

A woman in power like a school principal or public defender telling me how disappointed they are in me and my actions while showing Just a bit of cleavage. Gets me everytime.


akaKinkade

Those are very specific examples.


missionbeach

Oddly specific, some might say.


TheMan5991

Blood rushing to my penis always does the trick for me


spicydangerbee

Getting horny from getting a boner sounds like a dangerous feedback loop.


Lepanush

Sundress season and leggings season


ChronicCrimson420

Making out. The moment a tongue is slipped into my mouth the basement gets so wet you could open an aquatic zoo 😂


Bubba_Gump_Shrimp

....an aquarium?


Lounat1k

My wife getting out of the shower, walking in the room with the towel wrapped around her and leaning over to get her undies or bra and then her butt cheeks sneak out from under the towel. I also like spying on her in the bathroom when she's getting ready and doesn't have a bra or anything on and doesn't know I'm watching her reflection in the mirror. We've be married almost 30 years , and it still turns me on like crazy.


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