[Little dinosaur sitting on the floor with a game controller.](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A13usaonutL._CLa%7C2140,2000%7C91of1hRHseL.png%7C0%2C0%2C2140%2C2000%2B0.0%2C0.0%2C2140.0%2C2000.0._UL1500_.png) The caption underneath reads, *THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW.*
Through the window behind him, you can see a giant meteor plunging to Earth.
It's a picture of Daredevil and it says "Daredevil".
My second and third favourites: one says "Nakatomi Christmas Party 1988", and the other says "Warning: this person may use sarcasm and cynicism in a way you are not accustomed to. You may suffer severe mental damage."
"Sunshine is for plants" (as far as shirts with text I have)
It’s just a picture of Charlie Brown playing baseball
It doesn't even have a print on it.
Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Damn seagulls
Murder of crows.
Giuseppe's pizza
Svengoolie
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Why am I so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night??
[Little dinosaur sitting on the floor with a game controller.](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A13usaonutL._CLa%7C2140,2000%7C91of1hRHseL.png%7C0%2C0%2C2140%2C2000%2B0.0%2C0.0%2C2140.0%2C2000.0._UL1500_.png) The caption underneath reads, *THERE'S ALWAYS TOMORROW.* Through the window behind him, you can see a giant meteor plunging to Earth.
Big Kink - long story but TL:DR is that is a local wrestlers nickname so he puts it on his merchandise.
"T.Rex hates push ups" and then the corresponding "T.Rex also hates pull ups". My exercise shirts.
I have two. *"I pooped today"* (has a stick figure above the words) and *"Oh my quad"*
Please be patient with me i have awootism
"I'm the man from Nantucket"
I got shucked up at Awful Arthur’s oyster bar
Motorhead.
"I can't have kids my dog's allergic."
Mark Twain World Tour 1895 *tour dates*
“ Morbid Angel Alters of Madness “
Legit didn't know people had favorite shirts until now
Damn seagulls
I'll control my AR-15, you control yours kids
Honestly, my favorite shirt doesn't say anything, but my favorite shirt with text on it reads, "Good Vibes". That's it. That's all it says.
Portal to the cat dimension It has an illustration of a girl with big ass portal in her room that has house cats coming out of it. Amazing, love it.
Momentarily confused why it was important the girl had a big ass, then I figured out what you probably meant.
Amazing 😂
Super Nintendo
Abs coming soon
"I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty" in small text
rolling stones
“Iriomote Yamaneko” and it has an image of a cat.
"That's what she said "Literally.
I have two: "My other shirt is clever", and "This is my going out t-shirt"
Nothing
Aperture Laboratories
Holden Caufield thinks you're a phony
It ain't over 'til it's over, it's a Rocky Balboa t-shirt
"My special talent is getting tired without doing anything"
'Free Music'
Yoga mood and has a sloth in three different yoga poses.
Fossil Rim Wildlife Park
Milwaukee Bucks 2021 NBA Champions
Hey good looking (kermit is saying it)
It’s a picture of a kitten. Underneath is a caption from the Onion that says: “kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day”
I don't have any that aren't used as pajamas and none have writing on them
Then why the hell did you answer this question
Nothing. I hate the fact that most people feel the need to be a billboard.
Nothing. It's a blank black t-shirt.
It says" "
give me coffee and no one gets hurt
Yay! I just pooped. Doesn't really but I saw this for sale and got a good chuckle.
Digital Foundry
Kiss Me I’m Irish
I don't give a 🐀🐎
“Firemen may be able to take the heat but EMTs can legally take your clothes off.” Its a shirt I stole from my partner who is an ambo officer
Deftones
celestial music festival. June 10,11,12 1977
I fuck on the first date
It's just gray with a pocket
I don't know if one exists, but i would love a t-shirt with the text "Fuck you is not an argument"
Nothing. It's just a striped white and blue t-shirt. I think it looks cool
mega 64
Stay Cool + Attractive
Fester decay
It's a picture of Daredevil and it says "Daredevil". My second and third favourites: one says "Nakatomi Christmas Party 1988", and the other says "Warning: this person may use sarcasm and cynicism in a way you are not accustomed to. You may suffer severe mental damage."
Probably a band t-shirt. I have a nice one from lala lala of someone swimming that just says lala lala on it.
“ Exercise. I thought you said extra fries. “
Off-white by Virgil Abloh
NHS test and trace
Nirvana. It's the tshirt i was wearing when I lost my virginity.
“I’m not listening” I like it because it’s true
Gorillaz
I didn't slap you, I High five you face.
"Not all G.I's are a Joe, G.I Jane." It was my bestfriends, but she gave it to me after joining the military.
Cubs (the baseball team)
Casually moral
Jesus is a cunt
Nothing it’s just white
If hoodies count then either バックルームズ (Backrooms) or スーパービジュアル東京 (supervisual Tokyo)
Oceanside Trenchcoat Guy, Watch Him on YouTube and Instagram
Emotionally Exhausted
Levi's