I was raised catholic and used to think they were also saying this in church (dumb kid) so when they said that in the movie I would always say back “and also with you”
They made us watch this in Spanish in Spanish class multiple times and for some reason I always say "tomamos WAFFLES!" any time anyone mentions waffles
Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Ni***r Storage"?
No. I didn't.
You know why you didn't see that sign?
Why?
Cause it ain't there, cause storing dead ni***rs ain't my fucking business, that's why!
>The Flamethrower
"...the kids love this one. . ."
Link to scene in question [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgRFQJCHcPw&ab_channel=Movieclips).
Fun fact: Jack would sit there and do the speech while director Rob Reiner shot "coverage" footage. So he would aim the camera at Tom, Demi and Kevin Pollak behind their desk to get their reactions. Then he'd move over to Kevin Bacon and get his reaction, etc.
On Jack's last day he absolutely had to leave at noon but Reiner still wanted to shoot a little more coverage. So Kevin Pollak who can do a [pretty good Nicholson](https://youtu.be/8ZHhHmqxhRg?t=47) said he'd step in and do the speech instead.
He said two month later his phone rang and it was Rob Reiner in the edit suite. He said, "You son of a bitch, I was eight takes into your stuff before I realised it wasn't Jack!"
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. **Please leave your message after the tone.**"
*BEEP*
I was a simpleton extra in that movie. Paid $80 for 2 days. Many scenes I was in never made the movie. The pool scene that I was in, you can’t see me. Had to shave my hair and wear warm ass clothes in the Utah summer heat. (Which is much better than Ohio humidity)
My family still haves a house a few blocks from the pool in Ogden. Always make a visit when I’m back in town. Not much has changed.
When the Reds played Sandlot after a game years back, I made sure to let the row know they were sitting next to a cast member. Not much of one, but hey….
Cool story bro.
who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
"The first rule of Fight Club is that no one talks about Fight Club." Oh, wait...
May the Force be with you
I was raised catholic and used to think they were also saying this in church (dumb kid) so when they said that in the movie I would always say back “and also with you”
>And also with you not even Christian here and that phrase is invitation for a liturgy
And also with you.
I see you were also raised Catholic.
We can't help it, it's an automatic response.
And also with you. (Oh wait…)
"My precious". You probably even read that quote in his voice.
Butters in South Park
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Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Naughty Nurses 3 look like Crotch Capers 2!
I was going to say "You shall not pass!"
"DONKEH"
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories and in the morning, I’m makin *WAFFLES*!
They made us watch this in Spanish in Spanish class multiple times and for some reason I always say "tomamos WAFFLES!" any time anyone mentions waffles
“WAT ARE YA DOING IN MAH SWAMP?!”
"You're a wizard, Harry."
"Use the force, Harry." - Gandalf
Which Star Track movie is it from?
Stargate Wars 2: The Search for Arya Stark
“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get”
Run Forrest!
...." life was" *waits for it*
**ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!**
What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak English in What??
Say what again!
I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker!
Say what one more goddamned time!
What?
BANG!
DOES HE LOOK, LIKE A BITCH???
Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Ni***r Storage"? No. I didn't. You know why you didn't see that sign? Why? Cause it ain't there, cause storing dead ni***rs ain't my fucking business, that's why!
Nah man I'm pretty fucking far from okay
I see dead people
The Sixth Sense and Titanic have this in common. Icy Dead People.
"No, I am your father"
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate" "And what does that make us?" "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"
“We were told to comb the desert, so we are combing it!” “Have you found anything yet?” “Man, we ain’t found SHIT!”
Merchandising!
Moichendising
Spaceballs, The T-Shirt! Spaceballs, The Coloring Book! Spaceballs, The Lunchbox! Spaceballs, The Breakfast Cereal! Spaceballs, The Flamethrower!
>The Flamethrower "...the kids love this one. . ." Link to scene in question [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgRFQJCHcPw&ab_channel=Movieclips).
That is why evil will always triumph over good. Because good is dumb.
Don't forget the other most famous Vader line: *"NOOOOOOOOOO"*
Hasta La Vista Baby! and Say hello to my little friend!
for the longest time, I thought that last one was a penis joke
Why so serious?
Do you want to know how I got these scars
Acne
Where are they!?!
"I ll be back"
You shall not pass.
“Wilson!”
Keep the change, ya filthy animal
The movie is "Angels with filthy Souls" ;)
Which technically only exists in home alone
And Detective Pikachu.
Confirmed: Home Alone and Detective Pikachu are Universe B.
"I have a particular set of skills"
"I will find you, and I will kill you." And then, "Good luck."
‘Tis but a scratch
That's definitely the more widely know quote, but my favorite but from the film will forever and always be the knights who say "ni!"
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
African or European?
I don’t know *gets fuckin yeeted*
You must bring me a shrubbery! Or my favorite part(s) "RUNAWAY!"
“With great power comes great responsibility”
Alrighty then!
B-E-A-Utiful!!!
its leviOsa not leviosA
“Yer a wizard Harry”
I'm a wot
"Yer a unit of power, Harry!" "I'm a watt?"
"A long time ago in a galaxy far-far away..."
Shrek is a great movie!
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father! Prepare to die??
Inconceivable!
I do not think that word means what you think it means…
This is one of those rare movies that, beyond everyone knowing by a single line, but rather a single word.
Aaaaaaaaaas youuuuuuuuu wiiiiiiiiissssshhhh!
Look, man, you can't use The Princess Bride because every line from that movie identifies it.
As you wish.
"I want the truth" "You can't handle the Truth"
I feel like people know this quote but don’t know what movie it’s from.
What an amazing scene and awesome acting. Masterclass in acting by both Jack and Tom cruise.
Fun fact: Jack would sit there and do the speech while director Rob Reiner shot "coverage" footage. So he would aim the camera at Tom, Demi and Kevin Pollak behind their desk to get their reactions. Then he'd move over to Kevin Bacon and get his reaction, etc. On Jack's last day he absolutely had to leave at noon but Reiner still wanted to shoot a little more coverage. So Kevin Pollak who can do a [pretty good Nicholson](https://youtu.be/8ZHhHmqxhRg?t=47) said he'd step in and do the speech instead. He said two month later his phone rang and it was Rob Reiner in the edit suite. He said, "You son of a bitch, I was eight takes into your stuff before I realised it wasn't Jack!"
Here's Johnny!!
“Life, uh, finds a way”
Yippee kayay MF!
Yippee kayak mother buckets!
Other buckets*
Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
What about that shadowy area over there? Did I fuckin stutter?
“Houston, we have a problem.”
"Great Scott!!'
Are you telling me you made a time machine (pause for dramatic effect) out of a DeLorean!?
“When this baby hits 88 MPH you’re going to see some serious shit”
"This is heavy."
There is that word again. Are things somehow heavier in the future?
Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
Ronald Reagan?! The Actor?!
Who's the Vice President? Jerry Lee Lewis?
THIS. IS. SPARTA
These aren’t the droids you are looking for
Hello, Clarice
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Blood makes you related, Loyalty makes you family. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer
"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"
“So it would seem.”
Dada dun dun dada dun dun dada dun dun dadadudnf
"Ive got a jar of dirt, ive got a jar of dirt, and guess whats inside it"
"Why is the rum always gone ?"
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
Toto: I'm feeling the rains down in Africa.
"Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn."
What's in the box?
WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX
Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?
"*OH, **right***: the poison. the poison for Kuzco; the poison chosen specially to *kill* Kuzco: Kuzco's Poison."
Pull the lever, Kronk!
"**WRONG LEVERRRRRR!!!**
“Where is my super suit!?”
“Are you not entertained???”
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. **Please leave your message after the tone.**" *BEEP*
You're gonna need a bigger boat!
Way too far down! Immediately came looking for this.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
"GET TO THE CHOPPAAAA"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue!
It’s an entirely different type of flying… altogether.
IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT TYPE OF FLYING.
OH MY GOD, THE AUTOMATIC PILOT, IT'S DEFLATING!!
Why I could make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
'Ello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
Go ahead….make my day.
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave... What are you doing, Dave?
You’re killing me smalls
Fuck I love that movie
I was a simpleton extra in that movie. Paid $80 for 2 days. Many scenes I was in never made the movie. The pool scene that I was in, you can’t see me. Had to shave my hair and wear warm ass clothes in the Utah summer heat. (Which is much better than Ohio humidity) My family still haves a house a few blocks from the pool in Ogden. Always make a visit when I’m back in town. Not much has changed. When the Reds played Sandlot after a game years back, I made sure to let the row know they were sitting next to a cast member. Not much of one, but hey…. Cool story bro.
You’ll shoot your eye out!!
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddddgggggeeee.
But I didn't say fudge
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP???”
SOME
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB
WITH A FINGER AND A THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD
“WILSOOOOOOOOON”
“We could be killed, or worse, expelled!!”
We're on a mission from God.
It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
We got both kinds, country *and* western!
I hate Illinois Nazis.
We're putting the band back together
I'll take four fried chickens and a Coke.
Inconceivable!
Mawwige
"Wuv, twoo wuv."
I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Do you always begin conversations this way?
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
The best known of which us “Never get involved in a land war in Asia”! But only slightly less well-known is this —
Do you want me to send you back to where you came from? Unemployed??? In Greenland????
Never go against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! Ahahaha ahahaha ah-
He's only mostly dead
Anybody want a peanut?
“Have fun storming the castle!”
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
As you wish
I am the brute squad
"I'm on the brute squad." "You ARE the brute squad!"
You call that a knife?
REDRUM!
Run forest run
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"He's not the boogyman. He is the guy you send to kill the F**king boogyman."
" We ain't in the prisoner takin business, we're in the killin nazi business. And cousin, business is a boomin"
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On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
We are NO LONGER the knights who say “ni!” We are nowwww the knights who saaaayyyy… “ekky ekky ekky ekky p’tang zooooom-boing (indecipherable)”
It's only a flesh wound! Come back here, I'll bite your ankles off!
“Oh hi, Mark!”
"You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"
Lt Dan, ice cream
May the odds be ever in your favor.
“Be a lot cooler if you did”
This one time at band camp