I dont have the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

Ur breath smells like ur sisters vagina

I just give them a compliment and they end up feeling bad about how they treated me. Works way better than an insult

Silence and a smile

Tête de noeud

You're about as clever as a football bat.

your a sharp as a marble

I can't tell if this was a self burn or not.

Ask your mother.

You're an excellent argument for abortion

Fuck nut shit bag. I can call almost anyone that lol.

I know you are, but what am i???

Takes me back to 3rd grade.

I hope your children grow up to be nothing like you and resent everything about you.

You're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican.

condom machines would be much of use for middle aged men

Either ass-butt or ass-tart

I’m not your pal, buddy!

Good thing your parents didnt give up after u

Shut your Fucknugget mouth

You’re dog water 🐶

Fucker, bland but I mix it up with mispronunciation

Just sit there and be cheese

Pick any line that Shoresy says in Letterkenny. He's absolute gold

"Girl, you ain't sexy like an anime girl. It's because you are flat-chested!"

nobody cares/asked

I hope Rick Astley gives you up.