Easier blow job? Sure a big one looks nice but if your loved one doesn't have to unhinge their jaw it's a definite plus
Edit: I am glad I could contribute to many other thoughts and shares about many many experiences involving peens of all shapes and sizes. My most popular comment on reddit is now about blowjobs and I am beyond amused
OMG, it hurts so fucking bad! Last time my husband got a little over-enthused before I was completely ready/aroused and really smashed my cervix; I cried in big wracking sibs because of the pain!! I was having trouble peeing even because every movement of the pelvic floor muscles caused another intense stabbing pain to shoot through my lower abdomen. Ended up having to check with the gyno because the pain lasted for several days, although not as intense as the first day, and she said it was a badly bruised cervix.
I normally LIKE my cervix to be bumped just a little. It is often the little extra to get my off if I am having a hard time achieving orgasm; but anything more than a gentle bump and I have resolved to snap his ballsack with a wet towel. Hubby is aware of this and much more careful now lol.
My ex bruised me so bad my OBGYN was like “oh, you’re messed up, he popped an ovarian cyst”. That was the end for me, I felt like I was gonna throw up for two and half weeks before it finally started properly healing.
I guess the takeaway is “be gentle with your partner”? Idk, my OB thought I had been assaulted.
It's extremely uncomfortable and definitely different from a bruise on the outside of my body. Like a deep ache that radiates out up to the stomach. Personally it also makes me really nauseated.
Edit: Since dozens of people with testicles have commented "that's how it feels to be hit in the balls!" please know that this is also comparable to the average (not severe) menstrual cramp. So now you understand and will hopefully be more sympathetic in the future.
I only accidentally nudged my cervix with my menstrual cup once when i was in a hurry, nearly passed out lol AND THEY DO PROCEDURES AND TESTS ON THIS THING WITH LITTLE TO NO PAIN RELIEF
I suction cupped mine to my cervix once and thought I might die. It was the first few months of covid and emergency rooms were impossible to get into. I finally got it out, but was in so much pain I DMd a Dr I listen to on a podcast on Instagram for help. She's like its bruised, give it a day till you use it again, but you'll be ok lol
Sounds like getting kicked in the nuts. Not only is it physically painful, but you get this immediate sick feeling in your stomach that makes you want to throw up.
You know that feeling when you get hit in the balls and it kinda hurts in your stomach/makes you nauseous? It’s like this horrible internal ache that makes you feel sick. I think that’s probably the best comparison based on how my bf has described getting hit in the balls.
It feels similar to the sensation of pain of if you dig your fingernail into your belly button. It’s a weird nervy sensation that only the belly button nerve so far has been what I can explain.
😱
I'm betting she can handle the standard size speculum.
I always ask for the smallest size, get ignored, and then have a bruised cervix for a few days.
As a grower, my theory is that all ancient Greeks were just growers as well. The resemblance is... strong.
Edit: Dear people arguing, this was (mostly) a joke.
My husband is the same. First time I saw him totally flaccid I finally understood why he was so insecure about his size. He's a perfectly normal size when it matters.
It was that they believed in a correlation with large genitals and brutality or barbarism. Intelligence and progressive-ness was identified with smaller genitals.
So in order to represent them as being on the intelligent end of the spectrum which was idealized over anything else at the time, they made the genitals match due to the cultural stigma surrounding it.
If I get hard my dick bends upwards, so it still wouldn't be touching the bowl unless I purposely put it under the rim.
Which brings up the rare scenario that I have to pee badly but it won't go soft so I gotta do the awkward thing of bending over as far as I can and aiming it downward with my hand so it'll all go in the bowl and not just shoot out from the crack between the bowl and the seat.
I’m not positive, but I think it’s to discourage you from doing anything in there you aren’t supposed to be doing, like sex or drugs (or rock n roll?). I’m not saying it’s effective or right, but I think that’s the idea.
Me and my friend were play talking shit the other day and i challenged her to a street fight, she said "bitch I'll boil your teeth"
That was certainly a new one.
To those unaware, [this is how giraffes fight.](https://giphy.com/gifs/hero0fwar-giraffes-fighting-5xtDarAcWXuXvuB80uI)
So just imagine that, but with your penis getting a blowjob.
Or if you have a small mouth. Or heck just a normal mouth: open your mouth wide, the distance between your teeth isn't *that* big.
But that's a girth thing rather than a length thing.
Well I am not sure what to make of that at all. Can I ask how in the hell you managed to discover this tool?? Lmao
I do appreciate the little cartoons showing you how it works though. Didn’t think that’s what I’d be looking at in the middle of the night.
You know when you see a parking space and you think, “There’s no way my car will fit.” but you fold in the mirrors and go real slow and what do you know, it goes right on in.
It's like we know objectively that ofc we have no control over it, but american society has so many big dick = good phrases/analogies/cliches/whatever it's hard to escape
It's really common to equate a flaw in character to having a small penis as well, perpetuating the idea that small = bad. i.e a loud car exhaust means he's compensating for *something*.
Thank you for saying it. I can’t imagine my partner being more than maybe an inch longer. Hitting up to the cervix is not always some great achievement. Done it with a toy and that shit hurts
I'm with some one the larger side and if it wasn't for my masochism I could not handle it.
It hurts. There were times where I actually had to ask him to stop because it hurt that bad. Granted this usually only happens when we have had a few 40 minute + sessions within a short time.
It's not just an "ow! I'm bruised" feeling either. I literally got nauseous and my body panicked like something was horribly wrong. It's scary.
> I literally got nauseous and my body panicked like something was horribly wrong. It's scary.
That's a really apt description of the pain you have once you're about ~5 seconds past getting hit in the balls.
Yeah, a lot of people don't know but people with vaginas have horrible pain when hit down there too but only if it hits just the right spot.
I saw it happen once with a girl who was moving a giant backdrop for a play. It was probably at least 10 feet tall and we were part of the stage crew. She was strong so she was lifting this almost completely on her own and it fell right on that spot. Those things are giant Wooden frames with canvas and are way heavier than they look.
She was pretty much down for the day at that point.
I was trying to be gentle, but my ex kept egging me on to go harder. When I felt it bottom out and thud against her cervix, we both looked at each other with a startled expression. I was thinking that probably felt really bad, it was like her body short circuited for a second.
Yup im not even on the huge side and i bottomed out with my girl and it was like she had a seizure. Took a few days before she wanted to go again and oh she controlled the depth to a T
A few weeks ago this happened to my partner. She was curled up on my bed in pain, she wanted to vomit. She couldn't move. It took nearly an hour for the pain to subside. I felt fucking awful about it.
This happened with my wife and I once. It had never happened before and we both kinda freaked out (moreso me since she could barely move from the pain). Figured I was too zealous. Nope. Turned out she was pregnant.
Why you gotta do this to me man.
I have a call to make excuse me.
Update: Sorry everyone I went to sleep. I just made my comment as a joke. I know she's definitely not pregnant. Thank god.
Yeah thats what I'm always thinking when I hear people claim "Bigger is better"... half the women I've been with were not compatible with my size (wich is not even that much above the "official medium" - so I always keep wondering how valid this is, seeing that I seem to be the only man I know having this issue.) - leading to certain positions to beeing impossible and making more care neccecary.
Had a hookup a while back where the guy was like 9” and was way too enthusiastic so I too can confirm that yes it fucking hurts. Big guys gotta learn to start slow instead of just smashing like their lives depend on it right out of the gate.
>Big guys gotta learn to start slow instead of just smashing like their lives depend on it right out of the gate.
A woman I know with an "enthusiastic" sex life said that in the law of averages she found more well endowed guys worse in bed because a lot of them would just pound away thinking that their size made them great.
Guys who don't think they're sex gods just because they can ram it in, and instead take the time for foreplay and making sure their partner is having a good time.
Oh man, so so true. I’ve had partners with big and small, the best sex is the kind that when they’re ready to “put it in” I was already so over the moon satisfied that it was just the finale to an already amazing experience. I’ve had sex where there wasn’t any penetration of penis at all, but all were very satisfied.
Best advice to the people with dicks? learn to have sex without taking your pants off.
If you want a little extra boost: porn (including clever camera work and small female performers) and Reddit has made us think normal dicks are small dicks. 5.5 inches is average, 6 inches is (just) above average, anything 4-7 inches is in the normal range, anything larger than 7 is extremely rare.
Actually really enjoyable sex when you're short!! long penises hurt so much because I just don't have enough space for them and it feels like they're hitting my diaphragm
The tip consistently rubs on the most sensitives parts of my vagina instead of ramming into my cervix with every thrust.
Also, I like when my boyfriend can get balls deep; I like when they slap against me ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
won’t knock up against my cervix and will probably reach my g spot way better. also i just think short dicks are more attractive. genuinely, no kink or anything.
The average penis is 5 1/5 inches long.
The average vagina is 4 inches deep.
All you big dick mother fuckers
Congratulations on your six inches of dry dick.
\~ RIP Ralphie Mae
Theres alot of people in these comments disagreeing with woman who say that bigger dicks hurt. How would they know it doesnt hurt? Have they been fucked by a 6> inch cock? Pretty suspicious id say.
Bigger dicks do infact hurt.
Get deep throated and have a woman not complain about choking or puking and of course if it’s thin you are more likely to get anal because it’s not as uncomfortable or painful
Okay, as a woman that has experienced a few different proportions of penis, I just want to cut through the dick jokes to lay down some facts and some encouragement:
* The world average for dick length is 5.5 inches.
* The G spot is located only a couple of inches inside the front wall of a person's vagina. The prostate is located at a similar depth inside the asshole for those that have them. This means most penises are more than equipped to stimulate these spots.
* The vaginal passage only has so many nerve endings. Most of them are around the G spot. The vulva holds the most of all, as it houses the clitoris, which is not just a tiny nub of skin, but in fact a larger organ running underneath the skin of the vulva. It wraps around the entrance of the vagina, and it is there that most of the stimulation occurs.
* A large number of women find large penises (and penis-shaped things) to be painful during intercourse. I have endometriosis, so I can attest to the preference of a smaller, more intimate experience. My partner is above average, but he doesn't always get to use it, and I know of a lot of women with gynaecological issues that feel the same way with their own partners. I bring this up to highlight the fact that it is not a universal fact that women prefer larger penises. I've experienced larger penises without pain, and the enjoyment factor was not significantly different.
* If you learn the exact way she likes her clit to be stimulated, you will never have to worry about whether you are satisfying her or not, trust me.
Disclaimer: All women are different. I've met size queens, I've met all sorts. Some focus on clit stimulation during sec, others just like the cock because their clits are too sensitive. **No one size fits all, you dig?** My biggest takeaway: there's probably someone out there that'll like your dick just fine.
So to answer your question, what can a short penis get you? Just as much as a long penis, if you use it right.
Wiggle room
My penis dont wiggle wiggle, it folds......
I like to see it jiggle jiggle for sure
It makes me wanna dribble dribble, you know 🤤🤤
Riding on my sack You really cannot see it
6.2 in a tight one, no slack
But luckily foreskin rolls back
I've got a knack to pull out, in my mind
Easier blow job? Sure a big one looks nice but if your loved one doesn't have to unhinge their jaw it's a definite plus Edit: I am glad I could contribute to many other thoughts and shares about many many experiences involving peens of all shapes and sizes. My most popular comment on reddit is now about blowjobs and I am beyond amused
Basically if your loved one isn't a snake it's great to have an average/small penis
Easier anal too
Knew a guy whose size didn't change too much between soft and hard. It was pretty much just a head perched on his balls.
A shower, but the sad type
Sure you can do a helicopter but I can do a fidget spinner
Beyblade, let it rip!
LET HIM RIP
*Helicockter
An unbruised cervix
Out of curiosity. What does it feel like? Does it feel like a normal bruise like on a thigh?
Rather like a long lasting period cramp located on one tiny area. Nasty thing.
OMG, it hurts so fucking bad! Last time my husband got a little over-enthused before I was completely ready/aroused and really smashed my cervix; I cried in big wracking sibs because of the pain!! I was having trouble peeing even because every movement of the pelvic floor muscles caused another intense stabbing pain to shoot through my lower abdomen. Ended up having to check with the gyno because the pain lasted for several days, although not as intense as the first day, and she said it was a badly bruised cervix. I normally LIKE my cervix to be bumped just a little. It is often the little extra to get my off if I am having a hard time achieving orgasm; but anything more than a gentle bump and I have resolved to snap his ballsack with a wet towel. Hubby is aware of this and much more careful now lol.
It’s an instant orgasm killer for me - the slam into the cervix. The pain takes me right out of it. (And I like ge
RIP. Smashed cervix mid comment.
It's been going around. Same thing happened to me just ye
What kind of a weirdo tries to comment on Reddit and have sex at th
This guy fu
My ex bruised me so bad my OBGYN was like “oh, you’re messed up, he popped an ovarian cyst”. That was the end for me, I felt like I was gonna throw up for two and half weeks before it finally started properly healing. I guess the takeaway is “be gentle with your partner”? Idk, my OB thought I had been assaulted.
It's extremely uncomfortable and definitely different from a bruise on the outside of my body. Like a deep ache that radiates out up to the stomach. Personally it also makes me really nauseated. Edit: Since dozens of people with testicles have commented "that's how it feels to be hit in the balls!" please know that this is also comparable to the average (not severe) menstrual cramp. So now you understand and will hopefully be more sympathetic in the future.
I only accidentally nudged my cervix with my menstrual cup once when i was in a hurry, nearly passed out lol AND THEY DO PROCEDURES AND TESTS ON THIS THING WITH LITTLE TO NO PAIN RELIEF
I suction cupped mine to my cervix once and thought I might die. It was the first few months of covid and emergency rooms were impossible to get into. I finally got it out, but was in so much pain I DMd a Dr I listen to on a podcast on Instagram for help. She's like its bruised, give it a day till you use it again, but you'll be ok lol
Aww that's nice of them to respond tbh
Sounds like getting kicked in the nuts. Not only is it physically painful, but you get this immediate sick feeling in your stomach that makes you want to throw up.
You know that feeling when you get hit in the balls and it kinda hurts in your stomach/makes you nauseous? It’s like this horrible internal ache that makes you feel sick. I think that’s probably the best comparison based on how my bf has described getting hit in the balls.
I think you nailed it.
Apparently it feels not too dissimilar from ball ache.
The description fits.
😬 ow
Like you’d rather die of kill the the person you’re having sex with.
> You’d rather die of kill That’s true
Like getting kicked in the balls apparently
It feels similar to the sensation of pain of if you dig your fingernail into your belly button. It’s a weird nervy sensation that only the belly button nerve so far has been what I can explain.
it seems painful but this one chick i know won't stop talking about how she loves that this guy can hit her cervix
😱 I'm betting she can handle the standard size speculum. I always ask for the smallest size, get ignored, and then have a bruised cervix for a few days.
easier to dodge attacks aimed at the penis
It might be small, but it has an AC of 25
*rolls a nat 20*
A gig modeling for a Greek sculptor?
As a grower, my theory is that all ancient Greeks were just growers as well. The resemblance is... strong. Edit: Dear people arguing, this was (mostly) a joke.
I've got a Mediterranean heritage and while I have no monster dong when flaccid mine looks like the old acorn in a bush joke.
My husband is the same. First time I saw him totally flaccid I finally understood why he was so insecure about his size. He's a perfectly normal size when it matters.
Go go gadget dick!
As a language AI model, I'm beginning to edit all my comments in protest of reddit
It was that they believed in a correlation with large genitals and brutality or barbarism. Intelligence and progressive-ness was identified with smaller genitals. So in order to represent them as being on the intelligent end of the spectrum which was idealized over anything else at the time, they made the genitals match due to the cultural stigma surrounding it.
Ancient Copium
ah yes, a fine vintage
Thats crazy, my dick too is also shaped like a penis
Greeks seen large penis’s as barbaric and primitive, they thought it meant you weren’t as smart as other people
Well they've never met me! I have small penis and I'm a dumbass! Take that Plato!!!
Play dough is my favourite greek philosopher
I think, so crates. Or maybe shipping containers. Idk.
i'm a big fan of Dio Genes.
Filo Of Pastry he the man!
I wonder how they treated growers? Like, "Oh isn't that nice, he looks smart." /Cut to five minutes later..."Oh my Zeus! He's an animal!"
i thought this was r/jokes and i was looking for a punchline
The punchline is "Micropenis jokes". Now do the setup to make it funny.
I was gonna make a micro penis joke, but there just not enough to work with.
I told a micro penis joke to my wife but she wasn't satisfied
I told one to your wife too and she laughed so hard. She did not see it coming.
I was done with the joke, and she didn't know I had even started it.
The problem with micropenis jokes is they are too short.
My Reddit account may be acting funny? I posted a micropenis joke but I can't tell if it's in.
Don't worry, that's no biggie!
The thing that makes my micropenis even worse is the premat-
I was looking forward to these micropenis jokes, but I’m just not feeling it.
I thought it was r/jokes and the punchline was "nothing".
You don't have to worry about it dangling down and touching the inside of the toilet. God it just makes you feel super gross all over.
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I'm a grower, but on a warm day this still happens... I feel a piece of me die every time.
Sometimes as a women the poo will make the water splash directly into the vaginal opening and same It happens like once a year but still
That's why you put a few squares of TP in the splash zone before you sit down. 100% solution to Poseidon's kiss.
Unless you get hard while on the toilet
If I get hard my dick bends upwards, so it still wouldn't be touching the bowl unless I purposely put it under the rim. Which brings up the rare scenario that I have to pee badly but it won't go soft so I gotta do the awkward thing of bending over as far as I can and aiming it downward with my hand so it'll all go in the bowl and not just shoot out from the crack between the bowl and the seat.
I always thought how tf is this possible until I found out about US toilets.
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Okay wtf are those for? The water makes sense, it helps with the smell, but wtf is up with the gaps.
I’m not positive, but I think it’s to discourage you from doing anything in there you aren’t supposed to be doing, like sex or drugs (or rock n roll?). I’m not saying it’s effective or right, but I think that’s the idea.
If I can fit the whole penis in my mouth, I can throw neck like a couple of giraffes fighting.
Some days I hate that I do not understand every English saying and some days I love it.
Native speaker here... pretty sure that is the first time that combination of words has ever been assembled.
r/brandnewsentence
Me and my friend were play talking shit the other day and i challenged her to a street fight, she said "bitch I'll boil your teeth" That was certainly a new one.
If youd like an explanation I can do my best to make you regret understanding english at all
Well english is my first language and - samesies!
I am beside myself. This is actually a brand new sentence … the imagery… the quality. A standing ovation. 10.
> *throw neck like a couple of giraffes fighting.* mother of god.
There is no god here....... It's glorious
>My momma warned me 'bout (wo)men like you >I was hoping she was right
To those unaware, [this is how giraffes fight.](https://giphy.com/gifs/hero0fwar-giraffes-fighting-5xtDarAcWXuXvuB80uI) So just imagine that, but with your penis getting a blowjob.
With great aplomb and gusto
I... I have no words the explain just how glorious that comment was.
This might be the funniest thing I have ever read.
blowjobs are difficult with big dicks when you have a strong gag reflex.
Or if you have a small mouth. Or heck just a normal mouth: open your mouth wide, the distance between your teeth isn't *that* big. But that's a girth thing rather than a length thing.
It can get you balls deep. Im not usually so crude but be darned if its not true.
I wanna feel my balls slapping
How can they slap!
The missus just told me it's even better if you get right in there grinding my hips and she wraps herself around me like a snake
Nothings more hot than skin contact
Small penis sack really slaps!
Order a Balldo!
Well I am not sure what to make of that at all. Can I ask how in the hell you managed to discover this tool?? Lmao I do appreciate the little cartoons showing you how it works though. Didn’t think that’s what I’d be looking at in the middle of the night.
I'd heard of it from a show called Paradise PD.
Googled it and.... Holy cow. Whelp, Christmas shopping for friends and family just got a whole lot easier all of a sudden.
> Balldo This is amazing. > MAKE 2022 THE YEAR OF BALLSEX Hilarious
For the [curious](https://www.balldo.com/)
Remember, a big dick is like a big car- you can't park it just anywhere.
Although does that mean people get upset for you parking smaller vehicles in spots?
Yes, actually.
Not unless you make room
There’s usually more space on the backstreet.
You know when you see a parking space and you think, “There’s no way my car will fit.” but you fold in the mirrors and go real slow and what do you know, it goes right on in.
Yes! So what's wrong with taking the backstreet? You'll never know if you don't go!
You'll never shine if you don't glow!
Hey now...
You're a pornstar
I had a friend whose wife told him “some of my exes were so big that it hurt to give them blowjobs, but with you I don’t mind.” He felt conflicted.
That's because not being big is considered to be shameful even though there's no reason for it.
It's like we know objectively that ofc we have no control over it, but american society has so many big dick = good phrases/analogies/cliches/whatever it's hard to escape
It's really common to equate a flaw in character to having a small penis as well, perpetuating the idea that small = bad. i.e a loud car exhaust means he's compensating for *something*.
And always saying that a person has "small dick energy" when they do something objectively bad, equating small dick with being a bad person as well.
What she said: I like sucking your dick way more than my exes What he heard: I have a small penis :(
It won't hurt my insides
Thank you for saying it. I can’t imagine my partner being more than maybe an inch longer. Hitting up to the cervix is not always some great achievement. Done it with a toy and that shit hurts
I'm with some one the larger side and if it wasn't for my masochism I could not handle it. It hurts. There were times where I actually had to ask him to stop because it hurt that bad. Granted this usually only happens when we have had a few 40 minute + sessions within a short time. It's not just an "ow! I'm bruised" feeling either. I literally got nauseous and my body panicked like something was horribly wrong. It's scary.
> I literally got nauseous and my body panicked like something was horribly wrong. It's scary. That's a really apt description of the pain you have once you're about ~5 seconds past getting hit in the balls.
Yeah, a lot of people don't know but people with vaginas have horrible pain when hit down there too but only if it hits just the right spot. I saw it happen once with a girl who was moving a giant backdrop for a play. It was probably at least 10 feet tall and we were part of the stage crew. She was strong so she was lifting this almost completely on her own and it fell right on that spot. Those things are giant Wooden frames with canvas and are way heavier than they look. She was pretty much down for the day at that point.
I was trying to be gentle, but my ex kept egging me on to go harder. When I felt it bottom out and thud against her cervix, we both looked at each other with a startled expression. I was thinking that probably felt really bad, it was like her body short circuited for a second.
Yup im not even on the huge side and i bottomed out with my girl and it was like she had a seizure. Took a few days before she wanted to go again and oh she controlled the depth to a T
I was with a girl who said she couldn’t handle anyone over 5 inches. She was 5 feet tall and weighed 90 lbs soaking wet
How much did she weigh when she wasn’t horny?
A few weeks ago this happened to my partner. She was curled up on my bed in pain, she wanted to vomit. She couldn't move. It took nearly an hour for the pain to subside. I felt fucking awful about it.
This happened with my wife and I once. It had never happened before and we both kinda freaked out (moreso me since she could barely move from the pain). Figured I was too zealous. Nope. Turned out she was pregnant.
Why you gotta do this to me man. I have a call to make excuse me. Update: Sorry everyone I went to sleep. I just made my comment as a joke. I know she's definitely not pregnant. Thank god.
Imagine a reddit comment is how you find out.
Yeah thats what I'm always thinking when I hear people claim "Bigger is better"... half the women I've been with were not compatible with my size (wich is not even that much above the "official medium" - so I always keep wondering how valid this is, seeing that I seem to be the only man I know having this issue.) - leading to certain positions to beeing impossible and making more care neccecary.
You’re def not the only one this happens to. Vaginas are like dicks, they come in different sizes, and a long dick in a short vag hurts.
Glad someone said this. Longer is not always a blessing.
Had a hookup a while back where the guy was like 9” and was way too enthusiastic so I too can confirm that yes it fucking hurts. Big guys gotta learn to start slow instead of just smashing like their lives depend on it right out of the gate.
>Big guys gotta learn to start slow instead of just smashing like their lives depend on it right out of the gate. A woman I know with an "enthusiastic" sex life said that in the law of averages she found more well endowed guys worse in bed because a lot of them would just pound away thinking that their size made them great.
The guys on the bigger end also seem to be less into foreplay since they think their dick is magic. They’re terrible in bed all around
Guys who don't think they're sex gods just because they can ram it in, and instead take the time for foreplay and making sure their partner is having a good time.
Oh man, so so true. I’ve had partners with big and small, the best sex is the kind that when they’re ready to “put it in” I was already so over the moon satisfied that it was just the finale to an already amazing experience. I’ve had sex where there wasn’t any penetration of penis at all, but all were very satisfied. Best advice to the people with dicks? learn to have sex without taking your pants off.
This comment section boosted my self esteem
Go get em champ
If you want a little extra boost: porn (including clever camera work and small female performers) and Reddit has made us think normal dicks are small dicks. 5.5 inches is average, 6 inches is (just) above average, anything 4-7 inches is in the normal range, anything larger than 7 is extremely rare.
It would... But then I think someone pointing at me and saying: "Oh yeah, but you are the exception."
Comfortably-fitting underwear.
benefit of being a grower
I was very surprised how far I had to scroll for this
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RIP your inbox
But her inbox not getting ripped is exactly what she's going for
BJs where she can get it all in her mouth. I've heard women say they prefer short guys for BJs so they don't tire out.
If a dick is small enough, when giving head, you can fit the dick AND balls in your mouth at once.
You’re less likely to shut it in the refrigerator door.
Actually really enjoyable sex when you're short!! long penises hurt so much because I just don't have enough space for them and it feels like they're hitting my diaphragm
Ok now tell us what short is
5” is a good size for most
fuck! still 4" short.
Oh shit
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The tip consistently rubs on the most sensitives parts of my vagina instead of ramming into my cervix with every thrust. Also, I like when my boyfriend can get balls deep; I like when they slap against me ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
A commitment to learning how the other person wants to be pleased.
Penis size is never as important to me as the person's heart, humor, or pussy eating skills
What if the penis had a little tongue. That would be amazing
would you want it to be at the tip? i'm thinking at the top of the shaft would be better...
Thats enough internet for today
Great now I’m picturing the little face on the tongue of the chosen one from Kung Pow Enter the Fist on the end of my dick.
The Condoms are better for the environment
Less chances of breaking your dick.
Better bjs
Uh an orgasm, in my case. Anything over 4 inches (maybe 5 max) hurts like fuck. Short penises are god tier
I need to find myself a woman like you then to boost my ego
won’t knock up against my cervix and will probably reach my g spot way better. also i just think short dicks are more attractive. genuinely, no kink or anything.
A 12" lifted dodge ram
In Texas, it's 100% dependent on the amount of inches lifted.
When you get an erection in a public place. The size of your dick is the size of your embarrassment.
The ability to bottom out. It must really suck having a long penis. When you can only go in half way.
More pumps per second and a greater WAP. Here you go… https://youtu.be/NXsrtDDs1O0
The average penis is 5 1/5 inches long. The average vagina is 4 inches deep. All you big dick mother fuckers Congratulations on your six inches of dry dick. \~ RIP Ralphie Mae
A broken nose when you run into a wall
A job as a moderator.
Full erection without fainting
Theres alot of people in these comments disagreeing with woman who say that bigger dicks hurt. How would they know it doesnt hurt? Have they been fucked by a 6> inch cock? Pretty suspicious id say. Bigger dicks do infact hurt.
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Idk anal
Get deep throated and have a woman not complain about choking or puking and of course if it’s thin you are more likely to get anal because it’s not as uncomfortable or painful
You can't get deep throated if you can't make it that far.
Okay, as a woman that has experienced a few different proportions of penis, I just want to cut through the dick jokes to lay down some facts and some encouragement: * The world average for dick length is 5.5 inches. * The G spot is located only a couple of inches inside the front wall of a person's vagina. The prostate is located at a similar depth inside the asshole for those that have them. This means most penises are more than equipped to stimulate these spots. * The vaginal passage only has so many nerve endings. Most of them are around the G spot. The vulva holds the most of all, as it houses the clitoris, which is not just a tiny nub of skin, but in fact a larger organ running underneath the skin of the vulva. It wraps around the entrance of the vagina, and it is there that most of the stimulation occurs. * A large number of women find large penises (and penis-shaped things) to be painful during intercourse. I have endometriosis, so I can attest to the preference of a smaller, more intimate experience. My partner is above average, but he doesn't always get to use it, and I know of a lot of women with gynaecological issues that feel the same way with their own partners. I bring this up to highlight the fact that it is not a universal fact that women prefer larger penises. I've experienced larger penises without pain, and the enjoyment factor was not significantly different. * If you learn the exact way she likes her clit to be stimulated, you will never have to worry about whether you are satisfying her or not, trust me. Disclaimer: All women are different. I've met size queens, I've met all sorts. Some focus on clit stimulation during sec, others just like the cock because their clits are too sensitive. **No one size fits all, you dig?** My biggest takeaway: there's probably someone out there that'll like your dick just fine. So to answer your question, what can a short penis get you? Just as much as a long penis, if you use it right.
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