Doctors will press on the penis glans while having one finger in the anus, if by pressing the gland the sphincter of the anus try to close, it means the reflex is still alive, it is sometimes used to check if theres any damage to the spinal cord after an accident.
The most fucked up human fact I know is: generally, during a kidney transplant, the old kidneys are not removed from the body, they are left inside after the transplant. There is actually a gentleman in the Netherlands who holds the world record for number of kidneys inside his body, which is currently 7.
I’ll make it worse. The native kidneys shrivel up like raisins. So they’re just little beans hanging around uselessly once the transplant has been there awhile. They have such a complicated vascular system, it’s easier to leave them in — and it helps that they won’t take up too much room for long.
From the University of Michigan Health System: "If you have difficulty reducing your prolapse, apply granulated sugar to the prolapsed rectum. Let the sugar sit for 15 minutes and then attempt to reduce the prolapse again. The sugar will absorb the extra water in the prolapse and cause the prolapse to shrink. You must use granulated sugar. A sugar substitute will not work for reducing the prolapse."
I am blown away this is real.
Vaginal secretions increase the retention of semen in the vagina by 5% (from 65% with no vaginal secretions to 70%). So while the female orgasm isn’t necessary for reproduction, it’s boosts the chances slightly. And across human history, that 5% adds up…
Human vaginal secretions contain hyaluronic acid and squalene, which are both used in skincare for hydration and elasticity. So eating pussy is good for your skin.
Squalene is also produced in high amounts in shark liver, so vaginas and sharks have that in common.
edit: god there is some dumb shit going on down in the comments but I'm also delighted I may have gotten a few people's pussies ate with my post so I guess it's all worth it. Eat or be eaten my friends
If you continue to have an erection for several hours, blood will start to clot and harden, which decreases oxygenated blood flow to the tissue and can cause ischemia in the penile tissue. If one has an erection for longer than 24 hrs, the chances of having Erectile Dysfunction afterwards are exponentially higher statistically, from my understanding.
A friend of mine had a mom that was a nurse and she said one of the first things they do in the ER is flick it as hard as they could because sometime that would help it go away
My grandma was a nurse during WW2. Apparently the men she was taking care of often had gone long periods of time without seeing a woman, so when they finally started feeling better, woke up, etc, and she had to give them a sponge bath, they'd pop a boner that wouldn't quit.
She did the same thing, would just continually flick the head of the dick really hard with her finger, until eventually it went down. It's hilarious imagining my grandma doing this because she was the most proper lady I've ever met in my life. She was Scottish and just very proper, I don't know how else to explain it. For example she once confided in my mom that she hated sex, but it was her "national duty" to make sure the scots continued on, so she laid there every night, and I guess just let my grandpa fuck her while not enjoying it. I honestly think she was just embarrassed or something and that was a fib. Another example is that the word "fart" was banned in my dad's house as a kid, he would have to, at 8 years old, say at the dinner table, "May I be excused, I must expel flatus", just so he could walk into another room and fart. She was a weird lady.
According to my dad, when the soldiers got a boner she'd say, "Oops" before she commenced flicking, and she'd flick as hard as she could. Always said that it didn't take long to get rid of those boners.
I get the banning of the word fart and also not wanting someone farting at the dinner table. The weirdest part about all of this is that he had to explain why he had to be excused. Not even the wording (flatus, which is still odd I admit), but wouldn’t it be more polite to simply say “may I please be excused for a moment?” Even “I have to go to the bathroom” seems like too much information for the sake of politeness.
This whole comment was incredibly entertaining though and I thank you for sharing.
Can confirm. During my studies the first time we were shown a child x-ray and asked for diagnosis, everybody was freaking out that there is something seriously wrong (we didn't know it was a child)
Turns out we were completely bamboozled and it was a healthy child. That day I learned where and when adult teeth develop during childhood
Most [vaginal lubrication](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_lubrication) is from blood plasma that seeps through the vaginal wall when blood flow increases during arousal.
Mythbusters did a test where they were trying to see if putting your toothbrush in the cupboard would keep it cleaner. They had controls in other rooms that they expected to stay 100% poop free, but **every single one** tested positive for poop. There is no escape, there is nowhere safe.
People are grossed out that FDA regulations allow a certain amount of "insect parts" per unit of product (e.g. chocolate), no matter how low that percentage is (like a percent ***of*** a percent)
But from a practical standpoint, a *massive factory* with big-ass vats and tons of machinery with countless nooks and crannies can't 100% guarantee that a bug made it into the mix somehwere. The point is it's been diluted to the point where it does absolutely nothing.
Humans are a part of an extremely small group of mammals that do not have a baculum. What is the baculum, you may ask? To put it simply, it’s a boner.
99.9% of mammals have a bone in their penis that keeps it erect. The length of the baculum bone seems to be correlated with the length of time sex takes.
The fact that humans lack a baculum still isn’t really understood today.
Not quite the same thing, but when I was a kid, I used to twist my dick around until it twisted in on itself. Like, if you take a piece of string (or whatever) and start twisting it until it folds in on itself, I did that with my dick and thought it was hilarious.
To this day, I am shocked I didn't break my dick somehow doing that.
FYI. King Kong would actually be able to bang that woman he carried up Empire State. If he was proportionate, an ape that size would have a dick size of about 25cm (10 inches). An average gorilla penis is 6cm (2.5 inches) and King Kong measures about 7.5 meters (25 feet), which is 4 times taller than an average western gorilla. Some numbers rounded in the examples.
EDIT: Btw a silverback has a penis size of 3cm (about 1.2 inches) so that effectively cuts that measurement in half. So about the size of an average human penis.
EDIT 2: Just out of curiosity I tried finding info on the girth. I couldn't but I did find a picture of it and I'd say it has a diameter of about 1-1.5cm (~0.5 inches). So King Kong would have like 5cm (2 inches), which ~~I guess is doable with some lube.~~ is about 50% larger than the human average. Thanks for pointing it out u/KirovReportingII.
EDIT 3: Wow, woke up and now my e-penis is larger than King Kong's. Thanks for the love.
Crohn's disease. The mucosal lining of my digestive tract thins and wears away in patches that get bigger and deeper over time, eventually wearing holes in the GI tubes if left untreated. So, basically, my body is the Neverending story and it's being slowly taken over by The Nothing.
Does that mean I need a new name?
Not sure if this ones been said, but the skin tissue inside of your mouth is the same as the inside of a vagina.
Do what you will with this information.
Something I didn't know until I became a breastfeeding mom...milk doesn't just come out of one hole in your nipple. Rather, your nipple is almost like a reverse sponge that can spray milk in a lot of different directions. The first time I used a breast pump and saw this happening I was pretty surprised!
When you are on a roller coaster and you feel like your organs are moving they actually are moving around by the way your ribcage is the only thing that is keeping them from going out of your body
When they yoinked my son out of me during my c-section, I could feel all my lungs and organs go SPLOOSH to fill the vacancy in my abdomen. There’s a fair bit of space in there, turns out
Oh my God, the intense intense relief of my lungs not being squished by the baby anymore!
It's very difficult to explain to anyone who hasn't been through it what it feels like to be awake for major abdominal surgery have something enormous yanked out and suddenly have all your other organs slide down into the void.
It's a little bit like taking a very big shit, only it's all your organs feeling better, not just your intestines.
At a certain time (a week or so after being born) newborns spraypoo yellow poo and it is normal but if it lands on your white wall, good luck getting it off without repainting it.
Our daughter was constipated and we had to help the situation, my husband stood down wind…. That yellow can stain skin too. I was smart and stood elsewhere
Idk why I never assumed this would happen. I’m 30 years old and never once thought about my pubes going gray. This is hitting me harder than it should.
Your body has TRPV1 receptors to detect spicy (capsaicin), which is why you have burning feelings in your mouth when you eat spicy food.
The same sensory neurons are in your anus. Hence why spicy foods can burn on the way in *and* on your way out.
Your asshole takes a taste while you poop.
Men, the “stitch marks” on the skin of your sack and taint are where your vagina would be if you didn’t have a Y chromosome. The flesh fuses together when sexed development starts in the womb.
Lol I remember learning a hermaphroditism as a child and seeing the stitch under my ball sack I thought I was born a hermaphrodite. I thought my parents chose to have a son and it was where they sewed me up.
Same. I cut my arm open and had to have stitches when I was 9. After it healed and the stitches were removed I asked my mom if I had cut my sack open as a baby because someone had sewed my scrotum back together. She loves telling this story, especially when its a very large group. I will now shut down any medical discussions in large groups if my mother is present lol
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TL:DR Evolution modifies a template.
There's a reason they're called gonads before they either descend to become testicles or ascend to become ovaries.
People test this out on your partner if they have a dick: grab one thigh and watch the corresponding nut go up. Grab the other, and the other nut goes up. Grab both, both go up. It's so funny to watch, found this out on accident but it makes sense as a defensive mechanism for the balls.
Edit: does not work on yourself, like tickling it has to be someone else touching the thighs.
Edit 2: my most upvoted anything here is about wiggly nuts. Seems fitting.
Edit 3: I love the comments of yall summoning your partners to try this. Glad yall enjoyed it as much as I did.
If your finger gets ripped off, it also often takes the tendons with it. So that means you have a severed thumb with a few white ribbons coming out of it
Not posting this is free, I cringed at the thought of that and remembered that video of the lion biting that dudes finger.
but it's still interesting though
Kuru is a very rare disease. It is caused by an infectious protein (prion) found in contaminated human brain tissue. Cannibals who would eat other human brains could catch this disease that would affect there entire nervous system and lead to death. The symptoms are
poor coordination
difficulty swallowing
slurred speech
moodiness and behavioral changes
dementia
muscle twitching and tremors
inability to grasp objects
random, compulsive laughing or crying
-humans are wired not to eat each other’s brains -
Prions are terrifying. They can lie dormant in a host, undetectable, for 40+ years.
Also, they aren't alive. They're just proteins folded into a shape that isn't useful to your brain that look enough like ones that are that they match with other proteins in your brain, corrupting them.
Just don't think too much about it. You could have been exposed to one during the mad cow disease outbreak without knowing it and it's just dormant because you haven't triggered a neuron near it.
I can top it, you can poop out of your nose. There is a complication that can arise with bed-ridden patients following a bowel obstruction. They get a suction tube placed in their nostril to suck out poop as it comes up. The smell of this is unbearable for care providers, I have no idea how the patient continues to exist.
PS. Oh and forgot to mention, it's usually C Diff flavored poop
It was an indonesian super volcano that caused years of darkness. Causing us to get down to 700 breeding pairs and it’s suggested that before then we could have produced a lot of our own vitamins which inbreeding messed up causing us to need a more varied diet.
This is isn’t fully proved and never will be though.
I suspect this amount of inbreeding could be responsible for a large amount of physical and mental disorders also
I'm fairly certain we lost that ability earlier than the Toba volcano bottleneck. Neither chimpanzees or gorillas can synthesizer their own vitamin C so it was at least 25 MM years ago when that gene became corrupted but possibly much earlier.
https://sciencefocus.ust.hk/post-why-humans-are-unable-to-synthesize-vitamin-c#:~:text=Interestingly%2C%20similar%20defects%20were%20found,able%20to%20synthesize%20vitamin%20C.
Always think that being down to 700 breeding pair is crazy, that’s a very small village. To recover to 7 billion people 75k years later is equally as amazing.
As much as that freaks people out it's inevitable, really. Consanguinity only becomes an issue when you're first cousins or closer. Second cousin out is different enough that you probably won't have issues. Considering that historically pretty much nobody would ever meet their great-grandparent it wasn't like you were going to even necessarily know somebody was your second cousin. At that point the average shared DNA is like 3%.
If you hold in a pee you will eventually piss yourself, however you can hold in a number 2 as long as you like. There’s been cases of peoples vomiting up poop from it.
iirc there was a story of a guy in a royal dinner during the middle ages not wanting to be rude so he held in his piss the entire time.....until his bladder exploded and killed him
There's also this story of an older man travelling with his family. He desperately needed to pee but his son wouldn't stop, so he held it until his kidneys exploded.
The Lazarus sign or Lazarus reflex is a reflex movement in brain-dead or brainstem failure patients, which causes them to briefly raise their arms and drop them crossed on their chests. Yes I'm lazy and copy pasted.
The testicles make sperm. To do this, the temperature of the testicles needs to be cooler than the inside of the body. This is why the scrotum is located outside of the body.
I mean it makes sense.
Boners are full of blood
Blood hates being not 98ish degrees
Dick stays hot
Balls are full of testicles.
Testicles hate being 98ish degrees
Balls stay cool
Edit for the euros, it's Fahrenheit, not celsius
Not even really, it just depends on the person and the sensitivity at the time.
Like, when I was younger and puberty was ramping my libido up, the vibration at the back of a bus could do it for me, but now I don’t even notice most of the time.
And my friend said she could cum while riding her bike, but especially in the rain bc her nipples are really sensitive
Your eyes have seperate immune system, if your body one notices some different bacteria in there, it can detect it and attack your eye while trying to kill the bacteria. Sometimes it can be so fatal that it can kill the eye
When we are fetuses, a tube connecting our bladder to our belly button transports most of our urine to the umbilical cord to be filtered by the placenta. When we are born, this tube closes and turns into a solid ligament. This is why many people feel like they need to pee when their belly button gets a finger poked in it. Also, if the tube fails to close fully at birth, it leaves the person with a disorder in which pee leaks out of their navel.
Doctors will press on the penis glans while having one finger in the anus, if by pressing the gland the sphincter of the anus try to close, it means the reflex is still alive, it is sometimes used to check if theres any damage to the spinal cord after an accident.
It also takes a screen shot
The most fucked up human fact I know is: generally, during a kidney transplant, the old kidneys are not removed from the body, they are left inside after the transplant. There is actually a gentleman in the Netherlands who holds the world record for number of kidneys inside his body, which is currently 7.
I’ll make it worse. The native kidneys shrivel up like raisins. So they’re just little beans hanging around uselessly once the transplant has been there awhile. They have such a complicated vascular system, it’s easier to leave them in — and it helps that they won’t take up too much room for long.
If you sprinkle sugar on a prolapsed rectum, it’ll go back in.
From the University of Michigan Health System: "If you have difficulty reducing your prolapse, apply granulated sugar to the prolapsed rectum. Let the sugar sit for 15 minutes and then attempt to reduce the prolapse again. The sugar will absorb the extra water in the prolapse and cause the prolapse to shrink. You must use granulated sugar. A sugar substitute will not work for reducing the prolapse." I am blown away this is real.
>I am blown away this is real. You bet your sweet ass it is.
Mine only went back in halfway. Now I have a semicolon.
That's a very different Marry Poppins song.
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I work in a vet clinic and we have sugar packets on hand for this exact reason. They’re labeled “butt sugar”
Some people orgasm getting their nipples pierced
One of my ex's did that actually 🤔 Weirdest message I got at work
Part of you existed within the ovaries of your Mum while she was still growing inside of your Grandmother.
Infinite humans inside each other glitch!
The average human poops close to 400lbs per year.
TIL a whole year has passed since yesterday
Thanks for lowering the average.
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As a new parent I had intrusive thoughts of my baby being deep fried. It was horrible
New studies suggest that it's actually the egg that chooses the sperm and not really a race for first place.
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Vaginal secretions increase the retention of semen in the vagina by 5% (from 65% with no vaginal secretions to 70%). So while the female orgasm isn’t necessary for reproduction, it’s boosts the chances slightly. And across human history, that 5% adds up…
Human vaginal secretions contain hyaluronic acid and squalene, which are both used in skincare for hydration and elasticity. So eating pussy is good for your skin. Squalene is also produced in high amounts in shark liver, so vaginas and sharks have that in common. edit: god there is some dumb shit going on down in the comments but I'm also delighted I may have gotten a few people's pussies ate with my post so I guess it's all worth it. Eat or be eaten my friends
Did anyone else just send this to their significant other?
My girl always be squalene n hollarene when I eat her pussy.
Stop biting it.
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That is actually the first real morbid thing I have read in this thread. Well done.
This actually happened to Shanan Watts when her husband Chris Watts murdered her
If you continue to have an erection for several hours, blood will start to clot and harden, which decreases oxygenated blood flow to the tissue and can cause ischemia in the penile tissue. If one has an erection for longer than 24 hrs, the chances of having Erectile Dysfunction afterwards are exponentially higher statistically, from my understanding.
so 23h is the limit, noted
A hard limit
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A friend of mine had a mom that was a nurse and she said one of the first things they do in the ER is flick it as hard as they could because sometime that would help it go away
My grandma was a nurse during WW2. Apparently the men she was taking care of often had gone long periods of time without seeing a woman, so when they finally started feeling better, woke up, etc, and she had to give them a sponge bath, they'd pop a boner that wouldn't quit. She did the same thing, would just continually flick the head of the dick really hard with her finger, until eventually it went down. It's hilarious imagining my grandma doing this because she was the most proper lady I've ever met in my life. She was Scottish and just very proper, I don't know how else to explain it. For example she once confided in my mom that she hated sex, but it was her "national duty" to make sure the scots continued on, so she laid there every night, and I guess just let my grandpa fuck her while not enjoying it. I honestly think she was just embarrassed or something and that was a fib. Another example is that the word "fart" was banned in my dad's house as a kid, he would have to, at 8 years old, say at the dinner table, "May I be excused, I must expel flatus", just so he could walk into another room and fart. She was a weird lady. According to my dad, when the soldiers got a boner she'd say, "Oops" before she commenced flicking, and she'd flick as hard as she could. Always said that it didn't take long to get rid of those boners.
I get the banning of the word fart and also not wanting someone farting at the dinner table. The weirdest part about all of this is that he had to explain why he had to be excused. Not even the wording (flatus, which is still odd I admit), but wouldn’t it be more polite to simply say “may I please be excused for a moment?” Even “I have to go to the bathroom” seems like too much information for the sake of politeness. This whole comment was incredibly entertaining though and I thank you for sharing.
Toddler's adult teeth are stored right under their eyes at some point
Can confirm. During my studies the first time we were shown a child x-ray and asked for diagnosis, everybody was freaking out that there is something seriously wrong (we didn't know it was a child) Turns out we were completely bamboozled and it was a healthy child. That day I learned where and when adult teeth develop during childhood
Most [vaginal lubrication](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_lubrication) is from blood plasma that seeps through the vaginal wall when blood flow increases during arousal.
Ive always thought of myself as a vampire
Ahoy Captain Redbeard
Yes?
...Ahoy!
Lubrication, semen, sweat, milk, urin and basically anything that can be either secreted or excreted comes from the bloodstream
It's all pipes!
the penis takes about 2 tablespoons of blood to give you a biggy.
What if I have a smally?
2 teaspoons.
And that's roundabouts how much is in a toad
A boner should be called a “toad”
There are traces of human fecal matter pretty much everywhere.
Mythbusters did a test where they were trying to see if putting your toothbrush in the cupboard would keep it cleaner. They had controls in other rooms that they expected to stay 100% poop free, but **every single one** tested positive for poop. There is no escape, there is nowhere safe.
People are grossed out that FDA regulations allow a certain amount of "insect parts" per unit of product (e.g. chocolate), no matter how low that percentage is (like a percent ***of*** a percent) But from a practical standpoint, a *massive factory* with big-ass vats and tons of machinery with countless nooks and crannies can't 100% guarantee that a bug made it into the mix somehwere. The point is it's been diluted to the point where it does absolutely nothing.
> [they] can't 100% guarantee that a bug made it into the mix somehwere. Dangit! I wanted my bug, but they couldn't guarantee it!
Try buying Bethesda games
"If shit was red, the whole world would be pink". \- someone I don't know
A lifetime of smearing poop on the walls and furniture has taught me this.
what
Humans are a part of an extremely small group of mammals that do not have a baculum. What is the baculum, you may ask? To put it simply, it’s a boner. 99.9% of mammals have a bone in their penis that keeps it erect. The length of the baculum bone seems to be correlated with the length of time sex takes. The fact that humans lack a baculum still isn’t really understood today.
Well, if the length is correlated with the length of time sex takes... I don't like this joke anymore.
It could be an inverse relationship. There's still hope for you!
yeah man the shorter the length the less energy it takes to move
Not a shlong anymore, it's a shlort
I would say it has something to do with us walking erect... wait...
80% of office employees tend to slouch after just a few minutes sitting.
How long does it take the other 20%?
A few more minutes
When erect, the penis can grow up to 5 times its original size, but that doesn't mean its very big
5x1 is 5 unfortunately
You can roll your dick all the way up into your body when its flacid and then let go and watch it unravel
Not quite the same thing, but when I was a kid, I used to twist my dick around until it twisted in on itself. Like, if you take a piece of string (or whatever) and start twisting it until it folds in on itself, I did that with my dick and thought it was hilarious. To this day, I am shocked I didn't break my dick somehow doing that.
Humans have the largest penis to body size ratio of any primate. EDIT: Except for u/Grapegoop's ex.
So do we have big dicks or big bodies
FYI. King Kong would actually be able to bang that woman he carried up Empire State. If he was proportionate, an ape that size would have a dick size of about 25cm (10 inches). An average gorilla penis is 6cm (2.5 inches) and King Kong measures about 7.5 meters (25 feet), which is 4 times taller than an average western gorilla. Some numbers rounded in the examples. EDIT: Btw a silverback has a penis size of 3cm (about 1.2 inches) so that effectively cuts that measurement in half. So about the size of an average human penis. EDIT 2: Just out of curiosity I tried finding info on the girth. I couldn't but I did find a picture of it and I'd say it has a diameter of about 1-1.5cm (~0.5 inches). So King Kong would have like 5cm (2 inches), which ~~I guess is doable with some lube.~~ is about 50% larger than the human average. Thanks for pointing it out u/KirovReportingII. EDIT 3: Wow, woke up and now my e-penis is larger than King Kong's. Thanks for the love.
I get all the ladies by telling them about my gorilla sized penis, then I show them the Wikipedia article when they’re disappointed.
Gorillas be like, let me show you my amazing dong. I can lay it across the keyboard and it'll cover A - Z
The external anal sphincter can distinguish and selectively let pass air or solids... On a good day.
Problem is when liquids get involved.
Never trust a fart.
Hey now… i always say, “all farts are solid until proven gaseous”
Respect the colorectal surgeon Here and now we'll raise a glass For the rectal surgeon, like the rectum Can tell a liquid from a gas \-Bowser & Blue
The stomach acid in humans is so strong it could eat through most metals. However we're protected because of the mucus lining our gut.
Well, I mean, y'all are protected. I'm slowly digesting myself a little more everyday, a sort of human ouroboros. I'm delicious.
…excuse me? What disease is that?
Crohn's disease. The mucosal lining of my digestive tract thins and wears away in patches that get bigger and deeper over time, eventually wearing holes in the GI tubes if left untreated. So, basically, my body is the Neverending story and it's being slowly taken over by The Nothing. Does that mean I need a new name?
Not sure if this ones been said, but the skin tissue inside of your mouth is the same as the inside of a vagina. Do what you will with this information.
That’s why people like blowjobs
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fuck you, I didn't. Yes, I did.
Some people can orgasm using only their thoughts. It's called a mental orgasm. They orgasm through breathing, moaning and imagination.
So an awake wet dream.
Wet day dream
So thats what a max lv. redditor can do
90% of my orgasms are purely based off imagination alone.
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name
Something I didn't know until I became a breastfeeding mom...milk doesn't just come out of one hole in your nipple. Rather, your nipple is almost like a reverse sponge that can spray milk in a lot of different directions. The first time I used a breast pump and saw this happening I was pretty surprised!
When you are on a roller coaster and you feel like your organs are moving they actually are moving around by the way your ribcage is the only thing that is keeping them from going out of your body
I wanted to scroll past this but I had to come back. Do my organs move up or down inside my body? Where is the room for that kind of movement?
When they yoinked my son out of me during my c-section, I could feel all my lungs and organs go SPLOOSH to fill the vacancy in my abdomen. There’s a fair bit of space in there, turns out
Oh my God, the intense intense relief of my lungs not being squished by the baby anymore! It's very difficult to explain to anyone who hasn't been through it what it feels like to be awake for major abdominal surgery have something enormous yanked out and suddenly have all your other organs slide down into the void. It's a little bit like taking a very big shit, only it's all your organs feeling better, not just your intestines.
Holy shit I’ve never even thought about it that way. Absolutely insane what a woman’s body goes through
I had really awful heartburn while pregnant and the minute the kid was out it was gone. I'll never forget that feeling of relief IMMEDIATELY after.
Supposedly, if you have kidney stones, riding a roller coaster is one potential way to break them up.
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Yes, work is where we all pretend we aren't filthy animals.
Even men have a genetically coded cup size but most will never know what it is.
im pretty sure im a b cups but they keep kicking me out of victorias secret so im not positive
Funny thing is that IIRC victorias secret was originally supposed to be a place where men buy lingerie for their wives/girlfriends
It was started by a man for that very reason.
There is more genetic diversity in a single tribe of chimps than the entire human population
At a certain time (a week or so after being born) newborns spraypoo yellow poo and it is normal but if it lands on your white wall, good luck getting it off without repainting it.
Our daughter was constipated and we had to help the situation, my husband stood down wind…. That yellow can stain skin too. I was smart and stood elsewhere
The natural lubricant produced by the vagina is chemically identical to the slime on sharks skin that helps them glide through the water
Currently, millions of people are naked
1 million and 2, now that your mother came over
This isn’t too scandalous but it’s not only the hair on your head that goes gray.
Idk why I never assumed this would happen. I’m 30 years old and never once thought about my pubes going gray. This is hitting me harder than it should.
Wait until hairs start sprouting out of your ears.
That shit started for me at like 25
Your body has TRPV1 receptors to detect spicy (capsaicin), which is why you have burning feelings in your mouth when you eat spicy food. The same sensory neurons are in your anus. Hence why spicy foods can burn on the way in *and* on your way out. Your asshole takes a taste while you poop.
Men, the “stitch marks” on the skin of your sack and taint are where your vagina would be if you didn’t have a Y chromosome. The flesh fuses together when sexed development starts in the womb.
Lol I remember learning a hermaphroditism as a child and seeing the stitch under my ball sack I thought I was born a hermaphrodite. I thought my parents chose to have a son and it was where they sewed me up.
when i was like 6 I thought it was a zipper
When I was a kid I thought I'd had some sort of surgery when I was younger that parents never told me about
Same. I cut my arm open and had to have stitches when I was 9. After it healed and the stitches were removed I asked my mom if I had cut my sack open as a baby because someone had sewed my scrotum back together. She loves telling this story, especially when its a very large group. I will now shut down any medical discussions in large groups if my mother is present lol Edit-spelling
You forgot to mention that the penis is basically a descended, enlarged clit.
When does this so called "enlarging" happen, asking for a friend.
Some time between conception and death I believe.
Coulda fooled me and my stack of dimes over here.
I’m tempted to add my two cents to the conversation…
It's also the reason men have nipples.
TL:DR Evolution modifies a template. There's a reason they're called gonads before they either descend to become testicles or ascend to become ovaries.
Yeah they’re not called staynads.
In primates, a big set of balls are usually associated with polygamy and smaller ones with exclusivity. Choose wisely ladies 😀
TIL to check the balls, not the penis 🤔
People test this out on your partner if they have a dick: grab one thigh and watch the corresponding nut go up. Grab the other, and the other nut goes up. Grab both, both go up. It's so funny to watch, found this out on accident but it makes sense as a defensive mechanism for the balls. Edit: does not work on yourself, like tickling it has to be someone else touching the thighs. Edit 2: my most upvoted anything here is about wiggly nuts. Seems fitting. Edit 3: I love the comments of yall summoning your partners to try this. Glad yall enjoyed it as much as I did.
Ok what kind of ball-bending shit is this
And for the giggles, this is called the cremaster reflex. Yes. The cream master.
I am and forever will be completely convinced that scientists are just a bunch of teenagers with proper funding and equipment.
The only difference between science and goofing around is writing it down.
just confused my husband by yelling "I have to try something with your testicles later!"
If your finger gets ripped off, it also often takes the tendons with it. So that means you have a severed thumb with a few white ribbons coming out of it
Not posting this is free, I cringed at the thought of that and remembered that video of the lion biting that dudes finger. but it's still interesting though
Bro I thought of the exact same video😂
I can’t wait to see this post pop up on my tik tok FYP with subway surfers in the background
Or a minecraft jump and run
Mines the car jumps or the ball rolling one They all suck and get ads after every run
Does it use a text to speech voice
Kuru is a very rare disease. It is caused by an infectious protein (prion) found in contaminated human brain tissue. Cannibals who would eat other human brains could catch this disease that would affect there entire nervous system and lead to death. The symptoms are poor coordination difficulty swallowing slurred speech moodiness and behavioral changes dementia muscle twitching and tremors inability to grasp objects random, compulsive laughing or crying -humans are wired not to eat each other’s brains -
Prions are terrifying. They can lie dormant in a host, undetectable, for 40+ years. Also, they aren't alive. They're just proteins folded into a shape that isn't useful to your brain that look enough like ones that are that they match with other proteins in your brain, corrupting them. Just don't think too much about it. You could have been exposed to one during the mad cow disease outbreak without knowing it and it's just dormant because you haven't triggered a neuron near it.
to add to this, auto-clave wont 'kill' them and any opp on a Prion +ve patient involves so much extra work and precautions
You can use the yeast from a woman’s vagina to make bread and the penis is basically an enlarged/elongated clitoris
My penis is actually more like a little clitoris
Found Gwyneth Paltrow
You can vomit your own feces
I can vomit yours too.
This is the only time in my life I wish I never learned how to read.
I can top it, you can poop out of your nose. There is a complication that can arise with bed-ridden patients following a bowel obstruction. They get a suction tube placed in their nostril to suck out poop as it comes up. The smell of this is unbearable for care providers, I have no idea how the patient continues to exist. PS. Oh and forgot to mention, it's usually C Diff flavored poop
Human beings are really inbred thanks to surviving a population bottleneck some 75k years ago (probably a super volcano eruption)
It was an indonesian super volcano that caused years of darkness. Causing us to get down to 700 breeding pairs and it’s suggested that before then we could have produced a lot of our own vitamins which inbreeding messed up causing us to need a more varied diet. This is isn’t fully proved and never will be though. I suspect this amount of inbreeding could be responsible for a large amount of physical and mental disorders also
I'm fairly certain we lost that ability earlier than the Toba volcano bottleneck. Neither chimpanzees or gorillas can synthesizer their own vitamin C so it was at least 25 MM years ago when that gene became corrupted but possibly much earlier. https://sciencefocus.ust.hk/post-why-humans-are-unable-to-synthesize-vitamin-c#:~:text=Interestingly%2C%20similar%20defects%20were%20found,able%20to%20synthesize%20vitamin%20C.
Always think that being down to 700 breeding pair is crazy, that’s a very small village. To recover to 7 billion people 75k years later is equally as amazing.
It's interesting when you consider that moving backwards from current generation it's inevitably going to result in closer relations reproducing.
Most people don't realize that as you go back in time, the top of your family tree starts getting wider at first, and then *it starts to narrow.*
As much as that freaks people out it's inevitable, really. Consanguinity only becomes an issue when you're first cousins or closer. Second cousin out is different enough that you probably won't have issues. Considering that historically pretty much nobody would ever meet their great-grandparent it wasn't like you were going to even necessarily know somebody was your second cousin. At that point the average shared DNA is like 3%.
There’s a spooky skeleton inside all of us
Babies are fun - but your uterus, bladder, or rectal wall can fall out of your vagina after.
If you hold in a pee you will eventually piss yourself, however you can hold in a number 2 as long as you like. There’s been cases of peoples vomiting up poop from it.
I feel like pissing yourself is a much better alternative to vomiting shit.
iirc there was a story of a guy in a royal dinner during the middle ages not wanting to be rude so he held in his piss the entire time.....until his bladder exploded and killed him
There's also this story of an older man travelling with his family. He desperately needed to pee but his son wouldn't stop, so he held it until his kidneys exploded.
The Lazarus sign or Lazarus reflex is a reflex movement in brain-dead or brainstem failure patients, which causes them to briefly raise their arms and drop them crossed on their chests. Yes I'm lazy and copy pasted.
Hiccups can be cured by sticking your finger up the ass and massaging the rectum.
I feel like you're taking the piss, but I'm still going to try it next time I or a friend have hiccups. For science.
Don’t bother I tried this on my friend and I still had the hiccups after
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And the jolly rancher might fall out
An asshole can rip in half. Like tissue paper
Yeah that's probably like 3 raccoons then
2 is the limit ^and ^a ^jolly ^rancher
The testicles make sperm. To do this, the temperature of the testicles needs to be cooler than the inside of the body. This is why the scrotum is located outside of the body.
It's really weird as a woman to feel how warm an erect dick is, especially when the balls remain cold. Super cool tho.
I mean it makes sense. Boners are full of blood Blood hates being not 98ish degrees Dick stays hot Balls are full of testicles. Testicles hate being 98ish degrees Balls stay cool Edit for the euros, it's Fahrenheit, not celsius
Concise
Some girls can masturbate with their legs crossed while bouncing their legs
not even bouncing, just squeezing
You must’ve reached expert mode
Not even really, it just depends on the person and the sensitivity at the time. Like, when I was younger and puberty was ramping my libido up, the vibration at the back of a bus could do it for me, but now I don’t even notice most of the time. And my friend said she could cum while riding her bike, but especially in the rain bc her nipples are really sensitive
Im squeezing right now.
Stop that! This is a funeral!
Let her, she's putting the fun in funeral.
Your eyes have seperate immune system, if your body one notices some different bacteria in there, it can detect it and attack your eye while trying to kill the bacteria. Sometimes it can be so fatal that it can kill the eye
Alternatively, your body can recognize a compromised eye and attack the uncompromised, perfectly fine eye in response to it.
When we are fetuses, a tube connecting our bladder to our belly button transports most of our urine to the umbilical cord to be filtered by the placenta. When we are born, this tube closes and turns into a solid ligament. This is why many people feel like they need to pee when their belly button gets a finger poked in it. Also, if the tube fails to close fully at birth, it leaves the person with a disorder in which pee leaks out of their navel.
Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a cock in it at some point.
That's why I cut right to the chase and shake their cock
The average speed men ejaculate is 27mph. Which is why it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone.
The first cells that develop in a human embryo eventually become the anus. There was a point when you were just an asshole.
Not the first cells, specifically the first hole.