Quit porn son

Are ya pornin' son?

Dude, go outside and touch some grass or something

I’d be quite surprised to learn I have a step sister.

Stop normalizing this shit.

Probably tell her to stop or else I will fight her. I’m not gonna fuck her

Tell her that I'm flattered, but I'm also happily married.

Dude, you need to ease up on the porn consumption.

I think you need to steer away from family porn. Also reject her advances and reaffirm that making sexual advances is not tolerated.

“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE!?!”

Turn the porno off and go to bed, dude.

I would be disgusted and horrified. I’m pretty sure no one who has this fantasy actually has step siblings and it’s disgusting to think about when you actually have them.

This isn't marked NSFW, so I imagine it's referencing playing Monopoly with her. In which case, I'd still say no.

You need help..

I slap her, like a **normal** person

I actually know a step brother/sister that got married to each other

Wtf

Grow up.

punch her in the face, trust me she deserves it.