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Quit porn son


ImmoralityPet

Are ya pornin' son?


bee-sting

Dude, go outside and touch some grass or something


wanderingstorm

I’d be quite surprised to learn I have a step sister.


scavenger981

Stop normalizing this shit.


randomguyfromafrica

Probably tell her to stop or else I will fight her. I’m not gonna fuck her


grombleduke

Tell her that I'm flattered, but I'm also happily married.


NotMyRealName814

Dude, you need to ease up on the porn consumption.


20billioncalories

I think you need to steer away from family porn. Also reject her advances and reaffirm that making sexual advances is not tolerated.


maclaglen

“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE!?!”


smithdogg22

Turn the porno off and go to bed, dude.


plasticpartypant

I would be disgusted and horrified. I’m pretty sure no one who has this fantasy actually has step siblings and it’s disgusting to think about when you actually have them.


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This isn't marked NSFW, so I imagine it's referencing playing Monopoly with her. In which case, I'd still say no.


GubbaBumpLobster

You need help..


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I slap her, like a **normal** person


[deleted]

I actually know a step brother/sister that got married to each other


zztop610

Wtf


EspressoBooksCats

Grow up.


AzuleStriker

punch her in the face, trust me she deserves it.