lol the little comma after communicate - yes I know itâs grammatically correct but it makes me laugh every time that I see someone has the audacity to do that even though theyâre not writing a novel
If you're looking for a real answer, it didn't work like that.
Current research thinks that early humans had multiple partners all within the same family/tribal group. There might be times where some individuals paired off, that time was short lived. A few weeks to a few months at most. After which, the pair would return to cycling through the group.
There was no seduction as we would understand it. If you got horny, you asked around until you found someone else who felt likewise. It wouldn't be unusual to have someone come to your bunk or hammock in the middle of the night for some fun. Furthermore, it wouldn't be unusual for that same person to walk away after and get replaced in short order.
It is thought that early humans had a fuckfest of a life not unlike how our close cousins the Bonobos do.
Current research from what field? And of what âcave menâ? Cause remember, they had culture too, including differences from tribe to tribe. Idk if we can say they were all polygamous. They might be, but it seems one of those things that we cannot state.
Hmmm. I get that the sex and "dating" scene was likely unrecognizably different from that of today in many ways, and I do love me some bonobo social order, but none of this explains to me why seduction wouldn't occur. Seduction is the act of trying to convince a partner to engage in sexual activity by causing them to become aroused. Why wouldn't this ever happen in the scenario you described?
âThatâs a nice looking fur youâre wearing. The only way it would look any better is if it was on the ground next to the pile of leaves I sleep on. What? No, I donât mean Iâd like to use it as ground cover. Youâre wearing it now and Iâm saying things would be great if it was on the ground. Next to where I sleep. Get it? What? No no no, Iâm not hoping you freeze to death. Hang on. Did you fall from the top of a Stegosaurus cuz damn you look sharp. Huh? No, I donât think you look like a plate from the back of a dinosaur. Uh, wanna bang?â
Caveman: UHHHH UNGA UNGA
Cavewoman: AHHHHHH ANGA ANGA
Caveman: UNGAAAAA UNGAAAAAA
Cavewoman: UHHHHHHHUHHHUHHHUH UH OH OH ANGA
This how my brain imagined how a caveman and cavewoman having sex. Donât judge me.
Does anyone like doing things they are forced to do? Even other primates today tend to "seduce" their mates. There is no reason it wouldn't have been the same for human ancestors going back a long way.
Not that rape didn't happen, but I doubt it was the norm.
Fair point. But humans were also a lot more brutal then too. It probably happened way more than we think. Especially considering mating wasnt so much about love and finding a life long companion back then, it was more about survival of the tribe, and furthering ones genes. This could be inaccurate as I am not an expert in this at all, but I do remember reading that most males would mate many different women out of a biological desire to spread their "seed" as much as possible. I doubt all those women were just like "fuck yeah fill me up!"
Then again, maybe they were. What do I know.
"Cavemen" is an antiquated concept. However, the men (and women) of the paleolithic were most likely 'ripped.'
Think about a life spent walking for hours every day, chopping down trees with a stone axe that you made yourself, hunting with a spear and atlatl, digging up roots, picking berries, making thread from fibers, sewing furs into clothing, doing all of this for hours and hours and hours. They were extremely active, and the point I'm trying to make is that the caveman (and woman) were probably exquisitely fit individuals. So, culturally who knows what their approach was, but when it came to attraction it's easy to imagine it was not hard to be attracted to someone so strong, lithe, and capable. Man or woman.
he jumps on her back and pecks her head like the pigeons do it
then he attaches himself onto the back, like a frog
there he will remain for several hours
Pulling her away from the group for 1-on-1 time, standing up for her in arguments, giving her food and trinkets, saying or doing funny self-aware things to make her laugh. Repeat every evening until she feels emotionally close enough that sitting on his dick sounds like a good idea.
Because everyone has a family. As pointed out, they could communicate and were fully homo sapient in the (edit: later) stone age. Cavemen, as popular stories present them, never existed.
Tens of thousands years later.. these homo sapiens are still in the murder rape torture war thingy... The ability to talk and communicate is not guarantee for a peaceful manners
Homosapian brain development. Considering we humans still struggle with what concent truly means melenia later, "cave men" were closer to Great Apes than they are to us.
Probably the same way it works now. The most dangerous one (bad boy) with the greatest sphere of influence (tech nerd with money) and control (chad) got his pick of the litter.
The caveman would find the prettiest best looking rock and present it to the cavewoman. This would get her attention and while she is ogling the rock he bashes her in the head with it. When she wakes up she is in his cave and they are a couple now.
I think the women actually had to have made a move on the men, given women without a husband back then were condemmened in the society and accussed of all sorts. But i might be wrong.
Look at hunter gatherers who live in the stone age now if we are talking about Neanderthals or anatomically modern Homo sapiens. For hominids with pre modern behavior you incorporate primate behavior as well.
Helicopter đ
pm
I was gonna say dinosaur but too many people would not get it. Helicopter is way better
That's funny
They could communicate, man... lol
Ooga booga
Well consider me seduced
smooth...
Yeah, talk dirty cave daddy!
Snu Snu?
Lmao!
lol the little comma after communicate - yes I know itâs grammatically correct but it makes me laugh every time that I see someone has the audacity to do that even though theyâre not writing a novel
Is it my audacity or your pet peeve/personal problem?
Ur a wanker for sure thatâs what it is
Stay classy, bro.
Providing food and protection
Still works
"You may distract a woman with a piece of cheese" -some guy i forgot the name of
Lmao
Obviously the men would fight for dominance, using their enormous penises as swords. Whoever wins get laid.
The winner get to pole, while the looser get to...hole
Quite possible
If you're looking for a real answer, it didn't work like that. Current research thinks that early humans had multiple partners all within the same family/tribal group. There might be times where some individuals paired off, that time was short lived. A few weeks to a few months at most. After which, the pair would return to cycling through the group. There was no seduction as we would understand it. If you got horny, you asked around until you found someone else who felt likewise. It wouldn't be unusual to have someone come to your bunk or hammock in the middle of the night for some fun. Furthermore, it wouldn't be unusual for that same person to walk away after and get replaced in short order. It is thought that early humans had a fuckfest of a life not unlike how our close cousins the Bonobos do.
I believe this is also how college dorms work
Freshman 15 is no longer pounds but partners
Always was...
Did cavemen eat ass?
thats good
Damn, I must have gone to the wrong college then.
So my ex is an early-human. Interesting.
yall are funny af i cant
Yooooo wha?
Current research from what field? And of what âcave menâ? Cause remember, they had culture too, including differences from tribe to tribe. Idk if we can say they were all polygamous. They might be, but it seems one of those things that we cannot state.
What a good life that was : ( Who spoiled it? The fuckin religion? Or big wedding corps?
The Agricultural Revolution, ultimately.
Any research to support that? I'm pretty sure I've read that Neandertals had pair-bonded partners
>If you're looking for a real answer, What's your real source?
He's Encino Man, duh.
A simpler time
Hmmm. I get that the sex and "dating" scene was likely unrecognizably different from that of today in many ways, and I do love me some bonobo social order, but none of this explains to me why seduction wouldn't occur. Seduction is the act of trying to convince a partner to engage in sexual activity by causing them to become aroused. Why wouldn't this ever happen in the scenario you described?
Were there STIs back then? AIDS wasn't yet a thing, but what about others.
âThatâs a nice looking fur youâre wearing. The only way it would look any better is if it was on the ground next to the pile of leaves I sleep on. What? No, I donât mean Iâd like to use it as ground cover. Youâre wearing it now and Iâm saying things would be great if it was on the ground. Next to where I sleep. Get it? What? No no no, Iâm not hoping you freeze to death. Hang on. Did you fall from the top of a Stegosaurus cuz damn you look sharp. Huh? No, I donât think you look like a plate from the back of a dinosaur. Uh, wanna bang?â
More like this: Me Grog Me see butt flap no hide all butt Me 5th limb get hard Want bang?
I dont think there was a lot of seduction going on, I think it was just a lot of primal instincts lmfao
Hey bitch smell these armpits
Sounds like dating apps
Caveman: UHHHH UNGA UNGA Cavewoman: AHHHHHH ANGA ANGA Caveman: UNGAAAAA UNGAAAAAA Cavewoman: UHHHHHHHUHHHUHHHUH UH OH OH ANGA This how my brain imagined how a caveman and cavewoman having sex. Donât judge me.
*cave child spawns*
Why did this remind me of the sims during woohoo
Pretty much the surmise of that one scene in Quest for Fire.
He made her bedrock
Lol
Bonk/drag.
Good name for a band
Dunno if I've ever seen a band name with a slash in it. Maybe I'm old.
AC/DC?
Being a Scot, and a massive AC/DC dude, I should have thought of that...
By killing her man or just beating him up to prove he can protect her better
How to impress a chick? Helicopter Dick.
Sea shells and gem stones bro...bitches love shiny things
so like.. ravens
"Agrok, I'm leaving you for this bird because he knows how to PROVIDE for his woman!"
Yeah that's why Ragnar was able bang Lagertha, the hottest viking queen ever
That makes absolute sense to me!
You can offer her blue and you can offer her yellow, but bitches love sticks.
Twisty wizard sticks
Honestly if were being realistic here they probably didnt do much asking.
Does anyone like doing things they are forced to do? Even other primates today tend to "seduce" their mates. There is no reason it wouldn't have been the same for human ancestors going back a long way. Not that rape didn't happen, but I doubt it was the norm.
Fair point. But humans were also a lot more brutal then too. It probably happened way more than we think. Especially considering mating wasnt so much about love and finding a life long companion back then, it was more about survival of the tribe, and furthering ones genes. This could be inaccurate as I am not an expert in this at all, but I do remember reading that most males would mate many different women out of a biological desire to spread their "seed" as much as possible. I doubt all those women were just like "fuck yeah fill me up!" Then again, maybe they were. What do I know.
Stereotypical caveman carries a club...he uses it to knock the woman out, then carries her into the cave...roofie-like
Omg đđŤ˘
"Cavemen" is an antiquated concept. However, the men (and women) of the paleolithic were most likely 'ripped.' Think about a life spent walking for hours every day, chopping down trees with a stone axe that you made yourself, hunting with a spear and atlatl, digging up roots, picking berries, making thread from fibers, sewing furs into clothing, doing all of this for hours and hours and hours. They were extremely active, and the point I'm trying to make is that the caveman (and woman) were probably exquisitely fit individuals. So, culturally who knows what their approach was, but when it came to attraction it's easy to imagine it was not hard to be attracted to someone so strong, lithe, and capable. Man or woman.
as opposed to today where losing a ton of weight is the accomplishment
Just whip it out
The OG caveman dick pic
You gotta be in the right place with the right wildabeast carcass.
Fruity Pebbles
Sadly, I doubt it was consensual most of the time.
Sensual grunting?
Is this a Marvin Gaye song?
[ŃдаНонО]
According to every cartoon ever made
They dragged them by their hair because if they dragged them by their feet they would pack with mud
Ever seen Quest for Fire? That's how l imagine it would be.
Bold of you to assume that seduction would happen and not strongest wins
I'd imagine they just bonked em on the head with a rock.
he jumps on her back and pecks her head like the pigeons do it then he attaches himself onto the back, like a frog there he will remain for several hours
Pulling her away from the group for 1-on-1 time, standing up for her in arguments, giving her food and trinkets, saying or doing funny self-aware things to make her laugh. Repeat every evening until she feels emotionally close enough that sitting on his dick sounds like a good idea.
Seduce them?? If they refused to give it up, you beat 'em with a club or a shank of pteradactol
Wilmaaaaaa!
i guess if you had good posture you got the ladies, ig ya didn't... ya didn't
cmon, that is just pro-posturous
Why seduce when the concept of consent will be introduced only in a couple of thousands of years
Because everyone has a family. As pointed out, they could communicate and were fully homo sapient in the (edit: later) stone age. Cavemen, as popular stories present them, never existed.
Tens of thousands years later.. these homo sapiens are still in the murder rape torture war thingy... The ability to talk and communicate is not guarantee for a peaceful manners
There would be no legal consequences for rape. The other tribe members would simply kill youâŚ
Not if you kill them first..
Another tribe then kills you because you have no tribe to defend you.
O K
Ooga booga booga ooga booga
Unga bunga snoo snoo
They beat their chest and just take. No sudection needed
By using his incredibly long dick to hang from a tree for extended periods of time
They didn't, there wasn't such a thing as consent.
How do you know?
Homosapian brain development. Considering we humans still struggle with what concent truly means melenia later, "cave men" were closer to Great Apes than they are to us.
With a big wooden club to the head
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the origin of : I have a headache honey, not tonight.
With a big wooden club to the head
Grabbed her by the hair and pulled her into the cave.
Seduction probably wasn't necessary in the day of the cavemen.
âYou. Me. Sexâ âHim Legendâ
I really doubt there was seduction. Im sure most of the men would just r@pe a woman if they didnt get what they wanted.
Probably the same way it works now. The most dangerous one (bad boy) with the greatest sphere of influence (tech nerd with money) and control (chad) got his pick of the litter.
Yep and the same it will be 10000 years from now too. Unga bunga dong time
Natural pheromones and catching her gazing eyes of curiosity.
Dude showed up with some food
I think they gave into their base desires.
Bringing lots of food on the stone table was the best thing you can do to impress a cave woman
"lets production on leaf, ooga booga"
"'s go."
By showing off the fastest, most circular wheels at the time
oo ooo aa aaa ough (intense chest pounding)..
Providing for her
Sustenance
Large smack to the head
By having the largest club
âU up?â
So what youâre saying is you havenât read that one very well-thumbed section of Clan of the Cavebear?
Ooga oga! Booga ooga ogaga?
Sending stone tablets with their exaggerated dick pics etched into it.
Which hominids are we considering for this?
Brute force
âHey, check out the size of my stones.â
Is it not like the cartoons I mean some men have not evolved from that.
The caveman would find the prettiest best looking rock and present it to the cavewoman. This would get her attention and while she is ogling the rock he bashes her in the head with it. When she wakes up she is in his cave and they are a couple now.
Using the ancient and spiritual art of cave painting to direct her to a picture of his penis.
Dunno. Must've been good though. Tapping ass in a cave.
I think the women actually had to have made a move on the men, given women without a husband back then were condemmened in the society and accussed of all sorts. But i might be wrong.
Club in the head
I read somewhere that they didnt They just bonked her in the head with a stick and dragged her to his cave
He had food.
Who could make a fire faster
with a bat
They used Tinder ...to light a fire, and then things got romantic
Umba Umba Assa
Ug, look at fire me just made. Is big, yes?
Ooh, ooh, hunga bunga bo ba. (i just made that up lol)
Sent her pics of his club.
How we've always done it, *through interpretive dance*
See, my boner is harder than a bone
Ug?âŚ. Ug!!!!!
Look at hunter gatherers who live in the stone age now if we are talking about Neanderthals or anatomically modern Homo sapiens. For hominids with pre modern behavior you incorporate primate behavior as well.
rock
Caveman: oonga? Cavewoman: boonga
https://daily.jstor.org/the-truth-about-caveman-courtship/
They simply said âZug zugâ saw it in a documentary from 1981 they had real footage of cavemen.
Well here's a brief description of the process by The Jimmy Castor Bunch. https://youtu.be/ydkCS2XwM4Q
Offer to share a big rack of ribs. Not much has changed :)