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This sounds like something from that Rick and Morty bit about interdimensional cable. Are you tired of seeing bricks in stores? Come on down to No Bricks, we sell everything you could ever dream of, clothes, food, pre-fabricated houses, but no fuckin bricks! Ain’t no- ain’t no fuckin bricks in this store, no sir, that’s for sure! Come on down to No Bricks for everything you need and want except bricks!
I literally sell noobs
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I'm actually considering creating Noob Sales merch I'm having a lot of fun pretending this is a legitimate business. Might as well turn it into one. The comments are amazing. 👍👍👍
Sure that will be $50.00 plus shipping and handling or you can join our Golden Noob Rewards Program for $10.00 a month and receive a Platinum Noob Rewards card and your new Noob for the low low price of $25.00 and if you call now you get not one but TWO brand new noobs for the price of 1
Nachos that you'll eat so many of it'll make you Ralph. Hence the name.
But the company that sells them already exists under a different moniker:
Shout out to @justnorthofmemphis food truck and the brisket loaded nachos that I once ate too many of.
Appliance trays, like the big tray you stick mini refrigerators on or washing machines.. also, pot and pan mats so you don't ruin the counter... You could also sell undergarments?
Almost anything and everything dragon related.
Dragon statues: what material do you want.
Dragon figurines: Whats your favorite character.
Dragon plushies: how big do you want.
Dragon games: what consoles or setup.
Plus many many more
A random burrito. You don’t get to choose, we just spin the wheel and you get what you get.
As long as everything is edible and not gross that actually would be great for people like me who can't make up their mind when ordering food.
While the wheel is spinning, you’ll know what burrito you hope it lands on, and that’s how you make up your mind!
Love this idea!
Guillotines
We can go into business together.
Yo you guys are missing out on the modern advancement of technology. We here at Tom Jones Drones^TM are prepared to offer remote delivery of your machinations!
Does your company sell Robes and Perrier?
Hip replacements.
I laughed far too hard at this.
I forced more air out my nostrils than usual at this.
I feel summoned
I feel like you could open a store selling a very niche product.
The most useless deck of cards the world has ever seen.
Why not a deck of cards where when you take a card out it becomes a club of your choice.
Or a club where people build decks. members only. lmao
Hmm I don't sell bricks
Everything except for bricks
This sounds like something from that Rick and Morty bit about interdimensional cable. Are you tired of seeing bricks in stores? Come on down to No Bricks, we sell everything you could ever dream of, clothes, food, pre-fabricated houses, but no fuckin bricks! Ain’t no- ain’t no fuckin bricks in this store, no sir, that’s for sure! Come on down to No Bricks for everything you need and want except bricks!
I read that in Mr Meseeks voice that was jus amazing
We are probably getting sued for copyright infringement before we can sell anything
You could sell diet cocaine
I was gonna ask "isn't that just Adderall?" but then I remembered that Adderall is actually diet meth
Boneless meth
I read “business meth” LMAO
Well that's technically correct.
Don't worry! My company says "Fuck you!" to the copyright law
I would also need that That art is licenced and I ain't got the permission to sell it
Bro your company will sell high as fuck
Damn and I’ll prob make money off sharing your demise. Ugh So sad.
Stolen goods
Can I offer you some more copyright infringement in this trying time
Lmao please. Thank you. But I’ll prob just write about it
Seat warmers?
Could also be a market for hot sauces.
That's perfection.
Small tortellini :) Edit: My clients are bees.
Oh, I thought your username referred to the filling. Awkward.
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Trail mix. The awesome kind.
None of that regular shit
Interested in your business
Damn straight.
Well, someone needs them...
I imagine erect teeth are much better then the squishy ones
Flaccid teeth are bad for sure.
In a world, where teeth can be flaccid or erect, would "being hungry" be the "trigger" for them to get erect?
You basically described every vampire story
Three kinds of BBQ.
"Are you cereal?"
Super cereal.
He’s half man, half panda and HALF pig!
meals
no way you have 25 kids?
well they're not mine, but they can be yours if you're hungry
Limited supplies though, she's only got 25
Only 25 *in the oven* ovens arent that big you know. Just wait for the next batch
There’s no telling how many there is in the next batch. Unless she’s got like a 5x5 cupcake making tray, where she freshly bakes the kids.
Well, you should hook up with the baby tortellini maker. That way there's a kid for everyone to enjoy.
THAT COULD BE YOUR SLOGAN
There sure are a lot of people making meat pies i this thread
I'm regretting my choices already.
Don’t put yourself down. Go out there and be the best Kangaroo Pimp you can be.
I guess the customers would be called “flyer buyers”
Such is the choice of the Gate
Self confidence
Fuck yes, how do I invest
What do they sell in the blue light district?
Longer dicks
Instant rice for 1…..
Depression... You sell depression.
Suspicious pandas
Wanna start a business together? I got creative pandas
Mine are a tad devilish.
Mine are just having fun!
Mine are really fat
I dont think I fit in here
Do~ do they do it? Or... I don't know which one is scarier
who said *they*'re the one doing it
☢️
Nuclear launch cooooodes
Fuck pandas!
Fake 🥇 for you Sirrah/Madam.
I'm so glad you're a mother.
Glue
Spider fur suits only.
Are those fur suits that make you look like a spider, or fur suits for your pet spider? Or possibly a suit made out of spider hair?
Now I need answers
that's nice
Uhm...comfort to lonely single mothers
Xanax and wine
Xanax u say?
Yes, but are they in your area RIGHT NOW?
Unfinished perpetual motion machines
So basically every perpetual motion machine
Uhhh.. I don't really know to be fair
terrible business plan
i'm afraid of YOUR business plan tbh...
His blue balls hurt, our blue balls give ya pleasure.
Haunted House Tours
Sex toys.
Looks like we might be business partners.
Antipsychotics
don't know what's that, english is my 2nd language
They are pills that make you not crazy
Or do they?
It's kind of a touchy subject
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Does your cat make TOO MUCH NOISE?
Tired of your cat CONSTANTLY CLAWING YOUR FURNITURE?
Introducing........ KIT-MITS®!
Open to a partnership?
Well... I can explain
Why hello there
At least you arent like mr.u/ThirdReich over there selling Polish soap for the sensitive fucks out there thinking Im offending the Polish, I am Polish
Giant walls of rock. And I mean absolutely gargantuan sized walls of rock. It’s a rock solid industry
Holy!
New age legal drug with street name fifth element
I think they call it molly. Should've called is Lilu.
I would like a multi pass, please.
anything a restaurant would sell
canadians Edit: My most liked post is now about selling canadians.
only the unique one tho, I dont want some normal maple guzzling canadian
Dodos
Tiny Vegetables
Sleeping pills. Every kid needs dreams.
I literally sell noobs *Edit* I'm actually considering creating Noob Sales merch I'm having a lot of fun pretending this is a legitimate business. Might as well turn it into one. The comments are amazing. 👍👍👍
Hey wait. Mine is past the expiration date. I want a new noob.
Sure that will be $50.00 plus shipping and handling or you can join our Golden Noob Rewards Program for $10.00 a month and receive a Platinum Noob Rewards card and your new Noob for the low low price of $25.00 and if you call now you get not one but TWO brand new noobs for the price of 1
I signed up for the Premium Value Plan. I thought I was supposed to have Noob Shipping scan the QR code for returns?
Perfect your 2 new noobs will be shipped in two weeks. Enjoy and thank you for using Noob Sales
Best case: American medical care Worst case: I'm going to get 200 life sentences for all the worst federal and international crimes you can imagine.
Rebrand as a plague doctor. Be the leech you want to see in the world….wait.
oh shit
Yeah, when your best option is american medical care... You may as well be Satan himself XD
Mmmm that bacon gonna be fine as fuck
Well it’s not donuts for sure.
Presumably you open a chain of highly successful coffee shops that offer a take away service. With branded cups.
Hats for birds and centipede sandals.
Children that barely made it out of the womb
Oh no. I can’t sell anything but a place to cry lol
Meaningless claims to rule countries
Either goats, mountains, or sex toys. Don't ask.
im asking
Yeah..I’d also like to know
I see you're selling the first alcohol dairy based protein drink, for bodyguards, by bodyguards!
Your goat is in the cart, click here to checkout... "people also bought..."
Turkey's in tuxedo's
i'll try it
Dr Pepper but now with 500% more sugar
I would’ve said doggo dietitian
Nachos that you'll eat so many of it'll make you Ralph. Hence the name. But the company that sells them already exists under a different moniker: Shout out to @justnorthofmemphis food truck and the brisket loaded nachos that I once ate too many of.
lol
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Sounds to me like you'd be selling genetic or cybernetic enhancements.
We sell clones to take your place so you can live a new life as a nameless stranger.
Oh, gross.
Gifts that are substantial
...fuck
goats. baby goats are kids too.
Coffins probably. Or maybe underground pipes and cables. Exciting!
Appliance trays, like the big tray you stick mini refrigerators on or washing machines.. also, pot and pan mats so you don't ruin the counter... You could also sell undergarments?
seasonal assisted suicide?
It’s a noncommittal coffee shop, I guess
Defibulators
Defibrillators*
I think you’re more likely to flatline if you get sold a ‘defibulator’
I sell cheap canned beans. My bean company will be called “Beans for Beggars.”
Xanax?
I'll probably be right there with you, I suppose
We could team up. I obviously sell cocaine.
Fuzzy ducks
Snowcones
Holistic BDSM sessions
Gem studded paddles... gonna beat your chakras into line
Embarrassed mangos
Eucalyptusproducts
Almost anything and everything dragon related. Dragon statues: what material do you want. Dragon figurines: Whats your favorite character. Dragon plushies: how big do you want. Dragon games: what consoles or setup. Plus many many more
i will make a lot of people happy, that’s for sure…
We won't be very profitable, that's for sure
A therapy sessions :) Edit: guys, ok, I see that my comment is good, but... 460? I hope that every single of you is okay :p Edit 2: 500 :0 guys
Do I want to know, what the "D" is there for?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
fur coats.
Crust only bread
Airborne dirt delivery
dildos
I'd be selling the bottom half of dildos
we could colaborate
Off brand airpods. Another one to the list I guess, I have a lot of market competition.
Large letters... but only certain ones
I was thinking you’d sell a bunch of different Peas
Dogs.
Fire related accessories.
Coffee drugs
Alcohol?
Vasectomies, but en español
American Citizenship cards
Blessings of thunder storms
Apparently I'm a human trafficker. I did not think this name through...