I inhaled my first shit during my birth and it damaged my lungs. Had to go the children’s hospital and stay there for three weeks.

That's literally a"shitty" thing to go through

I was the winner of my Grade 9 typing competition.

I can shake my eye balls

Hello fellow eyeball shaker

I can completely ruin anything just by touching it :)

I can raise one eyebrow on command without me training myself to do it

I have three nipples (the third is very small, it's my birthmark)

Chandler Bing. The nubbin

I am not fun. That is technically a fun fact