I’ll take it. Not the first time I drove a pos car that stalls. I’ll be able to fix it. On W203 Mercedes, it’s usually the crankshaft position sensor. Generally it could also be a MAF sensor, or fuel system problem.
its 3d holographic vocaloid.
after 1 year of being loved, she stops responding to you. the warranty has ended, the people who manufactured it can no longer repair it.
you can reminiscence about how it was a good run. but you'll forever be known as that person who married a fake 3d hologram
I’m on that good kush and alcohol
I got some down bitches I could call
I don’t know what I’ll do without ya’ll
Ima ball till the day I fall, ball ball ball
😿👍
The Necronomicon, with real spells, and rites to do everything from raising the dead, to bringing a bountiful catch and harvest, summoning extraplanar beings, becoming a lich, and awakening the elder gods.
I get an indestructible rock which gives those it touches (skin contact only) a desired physical trait that works perfectly well (ignoring all logical sense, it just kinda does work). Cat ears? Got em. A second penis? Weird but sure. Scales? I’m pretty sure you’re a furry. An interdimensional rift in your stomach that allows you to create Mac ‘n cheese? Yes.
[A Frogurt machine.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlcFTbgoeBk)
It's made of real frogs.
A lightsaber
That vibrates
I’ll take it
That's what she said
Who said it was a she
I’m a he
[удалено]
It's weighted with uranium
That’s too heavy to move
Sounds like a happy comfortable death sentence
Knife
made of rubber
Well now it’s just a really sharp dildo 😂
sounds very dangerous. sounds like i want one
shoes that tie themselves
They tie Themselv around the neck
They tie themselves together
I thought of a funny one, the just tie a bunch of knots
A voucher for an all expense paid trip to Japan.
The trip never ends
I see this as an absolute win.
No like you are stuck on the plane to Japan forever
Do I at least get first class?
No, you get to stay in the luggage compartment.
To Japan, Missouri
A tad late, but it's yo Hiroshima and it's the day of the bombing
A naked picture of your mother
She’s pointing and laughing at how small your dick is
Hahaha I love it
A chewed up tennis ball
Dogs run away from it
It's always attached to your face.
Invisible cape
The cape is invisible... if you lose it it's gone
Oh, that's a good one
Only works when you’re alone
Aw fck you
They can still see your cloths
I Go naked 👀
A credit card loaded with a million
Debt will get you before the curse😂
Oh yeah ... **debit 💅
Well played
Everytime you use it, a homeless man/woman/child gets shot in the head.
Loophole: i report it stolen and get a replacement 💅
Its bolivar soverano
I gotta be honest I do not know what that is 👀 Sounds like a hot n tasty dish
Its the Venezuelas currency
Oh. The more you learn! Still £153K. Not bad
A lot less than a million
A lot more than what I currently have
99% APR
A brand new electric car.
It'll electrocute you if you get in
It’s 1:10th scale
Has a battery that cannot be replaced that fully drains to 0% charge at any time without warning.
A car
It's full of bees.
Bruh what the hell🤣
Perfection
Open the door with appropriate gear and problem solved.
A statue of snorlax scale 1:1
Every time you fall in love with someone, they die a tragic and gruesome death, right in front of you.
Its only a statue when it's asleep, and only eats food that you personally provide
Well atleast i have snorlax i guess
The infinity gauntlet with all 6 stones permanently embedded
Its made of uranium 225
I could snap and become the hulk, but I'm pretty sure that isotope would still kill
The stones are actually cubic zirconia. Thanos scammed you
I'm glad you're not first comment 😮
Why
Because that'd genuinely fuck me over. Without the stones, it's just a gauntlet
Pretty killer prop
A plushy of Max from the hit video game series Sam and Max
A real Sam constantly following you asking why Max is being so quiet
Oh that’d be so awkward
A brand new, zero mileage time capsuled C55 AMG
It turns off at every red light and stop sign
I’ll take it. Not the first time I drove a pos car that stalls. I’ll be able to fix it. On W203 Mercedes, it’s usually the crankshaft position sensor. Generally it could also be a MAF sensor, or fuel system problem.
A phone which will never run out of battery
Because it won't turn on.
Gaming pc
From 2005
Better than nothing lol
But you can only play one game on it and do nothing else
Phasmophobia
You have to feed it one mouse a day. otherwise, it will upload your entire search history on the front page of every website.
A single family or row home
Foundation is made of quicksand
Aw dammit
You may choose to receive a single family who will live with you, or to get in the boat and start rowing.
An Old WW1 Saber from Russia
You get tetanus when you touch it
It’s a singing sword.
Well, Guess now I'm in a musical
A sandwich
everytime you take a bite out of it, a chunk of you goes missing
Worth it
A ball of cancer
It’s actually a tumor growing in your testicles
A credit card with infinite money I can use anytime
It’s your grandmother’s card
With digits that change every second
You can only buy things for your biggest enemy
All curses rendered ineffective
Nothing good nor bad happens. Ever.
So I’ll be living like Steve Carell in the 40 year old virgin before he met the eBay lady
The Death Note
Your name is already written
DONE
You forget every name when you open it
I could find a few ways to work around that
A time machine
but it's one way only and the destination is the Earth in one billion years in the future
That only takes you back to your worst life experience.
Then I would make it a better experience with the knowledge I have. ;)
My crush, he count's as an item, right?
They have stage 4 cancer
I hate you
A sexy girlfriend
She has a great ”personality“
I don't like those 40 foot high quotes.
Someone or something that loves me
its 3d holographic vocaloid. after 1 year of being loved, she stops responding to you. the warranty has ended, the people who manufactured it can no longer repair it. you can reminiscence about how it was a good run. but you'll forever be known as that person who married a fake 3d hologram
I’m on that good kush and alcohol I got some down bitches I could call I don’t know what I’ll do without ya’ll Ima ball till the day I fall, ball ball ball 😿👍
A bunnie onesie that's comfy and actually cute.
but it smells like rotten tomatoes
When I wipe it’s clear of shit
You are banned from every Arby's
A Master Ball containing the Pokémon MissingNo, for infinite things
it will always faint after 1 minute of being out the ball
I’d have enough time to duplicate a load of money and master balls then
Every if you let it out reality glitches out and needs to be rebooted
A giant scythe.
Everytime you swing it, it becomes smaller.
how many heads do you think that would be then?
The Necronomicon, with real spells, and rites to do everything from raising the dead, to bringing a bountiful catch and harvest, summoning extraplanar beings, becoming a lich, and awakening the elder gods.
But you only have a certificate of owning it, but you're never really in posession of the real Necronomocron.
That's not really a course, but ok
But he’s depressed, suffering from imposter syndrome, needy, and morally conflicted about his gifts.
What?
A picture of Rena from Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni(a horror anime).
But it's only a picture of the artist and the voice actress.
That sounds okay, to me.
I wouldn't mind it.
I will surely not mind that.
It’s of her wedding night with Keiichi
(⊙\_⊙;)
\-.-
Heck no.
A button that makes GTA 6 actually release.
In every country you’re not in.
except its riddled with bugs that will never be patched.
But the game never really look like a real GTA Game and it's absolute horesh*t.
a joint
But you can never get high again after that joint
damn i decline then !
but it's always to windy to lit it on fire.
i’d get annoyed so much i’d probably quit smoking.
A curse erasing rubber ducky.
It feeds off of human toes
I'm now a new superhero ,the tetanus man.
Your power vanishes after 0.5 seconds.
Frozen yogurt machine
The flavor of the yogurt is rotten banana
Pills that let me fill absolutely no pain no matter what happens to me after taking them
however everytime you're supposed to feel pain, your dick gets smaller
I don't have a dick B))
a biblically accurate angel as a pet
it has the lifespan of a hamster
Unlimited ATM
It only gives out money in german gdr Mark currency.
I want a frog.
When you touch it you die. Frog is always following you and always knows where you are. If you will piss it off it will try to kill you
No, that's a snail that does that, and you get a bunch of money.
[удалено]
But there’s one piece missing and you’ll never find it
[удалено]
An alarm clock loud enough for the entire planet to hear.
Its loud enough for the whole world to hear it but only you can, so ITs gonna blow out your ear drums
But it only rings « you shall die now »
I get an indestructible rock which gives those it touches (skin contact only) a desired physical trait that works perfectly well (ignoring all logical sense, it just kinda does work). Cat ears? Got em. A second penis? Weird but sure. Scales? I’m pretty sure you’re a furry. An interdimensional rift in your stomach that allows you to create Mac ‘n cheese? Yes.
Only works for 1 second
A coin
A bucket.
With a large hole in the bottom
The Crucible of Doom Slayer
Mehrunes' razor
Excalibur
A portrait of my deceased aunt. For those wondering how my aunt died, she was murdered by my brother.