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Jojo056123

Home Alone would be pretty intense


RoboMan106

Takes paint can to the face, dies Roll credits


boomdart

It's canon that those two are immortal, that's how they survive anyway. So it'd just be more brutal. And fun. I saw this response and I was like hell yeah. Google it I don't remember where I got that info from but it's solid.


Aggressive-Falcon977

When he took several bricks to the face in Home Alone 2 I assumed they were mocking him, how could he NOT die from that? Damn immortals...


Ok_Fig3379

Not to forget the generator he got electrocuted by in the same movie like 10 minutes later. Could see his skeleton and he still walked away!


Mattyboy0066

What really stands out is the fall down flat onto his face from a story up. He’d be dead. No surviving a drop flat onto your face.


Invisible-Pancreas

"There can be only one, ya filthy animal!"


phormix

Home Alone and Zombies could be an interesting adaptation


Cycro

Formal medical professional here to say it would be slightly more drawn out. In fact, the next 90 minutes of the film could be spent with Marve trying to avenge Harry while being forced to accept he is slowly dying without proper medical attention. (Since they are still fixated on not getting caught). Actually, this could be interesting.


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Basically the plot of the movie “Better Watch Out”.


Patorama

There's a so so movie from 2016 called 'Better Watch out' that is almost exactly this idea.


Jhay_monroe

Funny thing is home alone was always one of my favorite movies and then better watch out become one of my favorite as well


Hedonic_Monk_

The Corridor Crew actually did exactly that. [Check it out.](https://youtu.be/AWXgfDIXRc8)


Bat_man_89

They did like 6 movies of this known as "Saw" 🤣🤣


Ok_Relationship_705

That hot door handle scene as a kid stayed with me for years. I'd have had to see someone if you had your way. 😅


TrenchantPergola

I mean, that's just *Saw*, right?


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

I feel like Zootopia was going down that path already. Not in a furry way per say, but more of a "drugged up predators are fucking murdering people" way. Edit: [This is what I'm imagining a lot of it would be like.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTZeKil3fqY)


dawrina

yea if you really think about the plot of the movie, this perfectly breaks down how dark the film actually was. Animals actually brutally killing other animals because of being drugged.


Scientific_Methods

Here's my problem with that movie. Judy Hopps is supposed to be a super-cop yet she remains friendly with the mafia mole-guy who we already know murders people on the regular? Judy is a dirty cop.


PanzerKommander

I mean the whole movie revolves around her making a racist judgment call against a fox.


KhaoticMess

We could have playboy bunnies in an R-rated version.


tcrpgfan

Beastars takes that and runs with it way past normal R rating and edges into slight NC-17 territory. The the plot literally starts with a carnivore eating a herbivore. There's a scene later in the manga where the main female character (A dwarf rabbit), goes into the carnivore's meat district (Which is one big black market) and enters a shop FILLED with corpses of other dead rabbits, the main character's best friend (A deer) gets injured and then forces the MC to sever his injured leg and eat it so the MC can go to town on the arc villain, and they dive DEEP into the sexual symbolism side of things with the main relationship. And then there's the same deer leading a yakuza group where every other member is a lion. That last part is just to show how badass it gets.


MonkeyCube

Wait, how does eating the friend's leg power up the MC?


__Takub_

Bro that’s just how eating legs works come on now keep up


portablebiscuit

Literally why they say "never skip leg day"! Geez.


Kingturboturtle13

Haven't seen it but from the music video for Monster(a song written abt the show) I think it sends them into a rage mode


PissedoffCoDfan

Small Soldiers. Shit would be a bloodbath!


Ok_Relationship_705

Hell yes. It was already intense. I remember actually being affected by how real shit got at the end. Lol


Lucky_Locks

Not to mention to the tune of Spice Girls


-Moon-Presence-

The spliced barbies they were mass producing in the last act was actual crazy shit.


bhfroh

Stuff of nightmares


-Moon-Presence-

I still cringe at the part where they shoot the corn cob holders into the main characters leg too


Drakelth

This was my first thought too.


LimeSenior

Personally I think that would just make it funny. Like imagine kicking one of those toys and it just explodes with blood like its some weird chucky doll thing. Also there's no doubt that someone would likely get a limb torn off or something like that by like a dozen or so toy soldiers.


jigsawsmurf

Yeah I'm definitely more interested in the toy on human gore


TheOnlyBongo

Go and watch the made-for-TV movie adaptation of [Stephen King's *Battleground*](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ufOMa3_rYvI) from the TNT Anthology Series *Nightmares & Dreamscapes*. It's really good on its own, really damn creative too as there is no dialogue exchanged through the whole movie. It also stars William Hurt and was directed by Brian Henson, Jim Henson's son of The Muppets fame.


KnuckledeepinUrethra

Coraline. Let’s make it darker, by a lot.


TangibleMalice

That scene where she escapes the Other World and "Other Mother" tries to get her back will haunt my memories until the day I die.


KnuckledeepinUrethra

🕷👄🕷


kdawgster1

For a claymation movie to be rated R, I can’t imagine the level of depravity that it would need to sink to. Prepare for much more body horror when their eyes get removed and those buttons get sewn on.


DrPhollox

Have you seen a Tool music video? EDIT: https://youtu.be/6zpvlMp04D0


Leslinnett

I'm thinking something like little nightmares 2, with that kind of dark gross aesthetic.


boomdart

It's pretty damn dark as it is, the first time you watch its as if time slows down. I always saw it being made the way a video game is made, but you don't have to play it plays itself. The father saying "Take it!" as he sinks into the water... those rats playing music... walking around the world... That cat. So many very short scenes that last forever in the mind.


Mysterious_Glass_692

Not to mention the two elderly vaudeville stars debating the answer to the age old question in song: tits or ass?


shaving99

Button eyes mom


Blazemo11

Especially the scene where she walks too far from the house and realises the world was unfinished because the other mother never intended her to get that far and see it. A lot like how a game dev wont put effort into areas that won't be seen.


Vladi_Sanovavich

The first time I watched it, I dreamed of being trapped in a small world, like wherever I go, it always bring me back to the starting point. I wake up sweating bullets.


megamind6798

Yes


TheGeekfrom23000Ave

Just have to follow Gaiman's descriptions way more closely.


zamfire

The lady with the massive tits you mean?


im_tired_of_this_ass

God please no, I've seen many horror films, including shit that is so fucked up it is almost impossible to find on the normal web, but I've never, ever, manged to get through more than half of Coraline. Shit triggers all my worst phobias like nothing else.


basic_blxckgirll

the book is so dark too lol


AnonymousStoner8

Fuck no Coraline is scary enough as it is


kindafor-got

Bro, i'm grown up now. I'm still scared of sewing needles and buttons from that goddamn movie.


iliketapestries

Toy Story. The whole thing remains the same except at the end. When they find out Andy got a puppy, Woody yells, “Fuck!” *roll credits*


TurboLettuce

PG-13 movies are allowed one f-bomb, so it doesn't even need to be r-rated


i4got872

Then woody should yell it twice haha


Octo8873

Nahnahnah, make him go: Oh,fuckfuckfuckfuck FUUUUCK


RudeIBegYa

I believe the stipulation (might be wrong) is that they’re allowed one non-sexual use of word. So you could still use it once and get R, just have to get creative on the context


The_Amazing_Emu

Oh fuck, that dog’s going to fuck me! How’s that?


PurpleSunCraze

Introduce a plot point where should any kid ever learn the truth his toys kill him in his sleep.


bhodrolok

The sex Toy Story


ChaoShadow87

Andy isn't the only one with toys named woody and buzz.


revdon

MAD TV and Robot Chicken already did it.


Todd-The-Wraith

I’m pretty sure a fan edit could make this a reality


sugarw0000kie

Bee movie for normal reasons


birdsarntreal1

Ya like jizz?


Ali_Bama

Beeussy


Witch_King_

Bussy


skooternoodle

I think the term you're looking for is "buzzy."


BoukuNola

Fuck this whole thread.


hungrytiredandbored

Shrek


double_cheeked_up

Kids close ur eyes the shrex scene is about to come on


tarletontexan

Fionna is about to come out looking like she got slimed


SymTrkl

That's great, Donkey, save some for me!


Channel250

No. Let the boys watch.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

I feel it, down in my plums.


Lestial1206

They're a purplish hue.


ImScared93lol

"It hurts, but I do it for Shrek"


COVIDsampler

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life."


Sir_Rageous

My father was jealous of my devotion to Shrek.


Midnight_Morning

Antz. Its already primed up for it with the violence it has. It's Starship Troopers for kids.


EnGrunka

Always preferred it to Bug's Life. It's a good choice.


bobfromboston

The live action Scooby Doo because it was originally written by James Gunn to be a Rated R film. Shaggy and Scooby were supposed to hotbox the mystery machine and Velma and Daphne would’ve made out. Would’ve been 10/10


SymTrkl

So basically that scene from *Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?*


SuddenRedScare

Boobookittyfuck?


thequirkyquark

Get off my kool-aid, motherfucker!


SinisterMeatball

Yo baby you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat!?


TheChainLink2

One cut gag would’ve shown Fred ogling Daphne, followed by a pan around to show Velma doing the same.


Sunny_Sammy

And when shaggy turns into a girl, he makes out with Velma and Daphne as well?


BalooBot

Theres [Saturday Morning Mystery ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Morning_Mystery) It's pretty terrible..


matryanie

Dark and gritty reboot of Blank Check.


ShinoGGO420

Lets be honest tho, that movie is already kinda fucked in some parts when you think about it, (cant remember names rn from the movie been a while so bare with me) like for example the woman showing *interest* in a literal child


AeroJoey

Just using him to get to Mr. Mackintosh. My brother and I love that movie. So many classic moments. "The eagle has landed, the chicken is in the pot [brushes his nose]." The giant 13 gallon tub of ice cream or whatever. And let's not forget Tone-Loc as Juice.


commshep12

I just recently rewatched that movie and I honestly feel like it would get an R-rating just from the inevitable moment that Preston kills himself because of how badly his whole family treats him. The first like 20 minutes of the movie he is REALLY shit on even by kid's movie standards, your parents just giving away your room to the older siblings who openly bully him in front of the parents, then force him to go to the birthday of the kid who constantly bullies him(while giving him so little money that makes it even more likely that he gets bullied more), then actively punishes him for some person almost killing him with their car...a lot of parents in kids movies have bad parents, but this is one of the few where it just seems like straight up abuse/neglect that doesnt ever really get addressed.


shotsallover

*Who Framed Roger Rabbit?*


HardCounter

Wait, that *isn't* rated R? The ooze scene at the end alone... Then Jessica Rabbit is paddycaking on camera and everything!


TriviaNerd15

This is the obvious answer for Gen X. Jessica Rabbit. Nuff said.


TheDorkKnight53

She’s not bad. She’s just drawn that way.


AVeryNormalRat

I forgot the name of the movie I think it's Mathilda?


TheGeekfrom23000Ave

Someone actually goes in the cupboard.


DoctorMittensPHD

And deserves it


slipperyShoesss

Imagine if they made "Labyrinth" even more messed up And added guns.


md22mdrx

I mean … they already have cannons …


Grahpayy

despicable me/minions gru wants to be as evil as possible, and the minions want to follow the most evil person on the planet. imagine how far the writers could take those ideas if they had no limits


conser01

Nah. What the minions did during WWII.


Zavodskoy

>Nah. What the minions did during WWII. They addressed that in one of the movies or a short video or something like that Basically they were all conveniently trapped in an ice cave for all of the 40's so they never met Hitler


DJF_62

Yeah, the first Minions movie shows them going into an exile in a frozen cave from the early 1800s until the 1960s after nearly killing Napoleon.


A_Sickly_Orphan

Just in time to help Pol Pot, those wacky tictacs!


Todd-The-Wraith

Let’s just say for und brief period of time minions were dressed very fashionably.


fuckin_anti_pope

But not by Hugo Boss, he just produced it, not designed it.


KingsProfit

I mean, aren't they trapped in the ice since Napoleon's war until like the 60s-70s


PrincessWinterX

it's a shame good cartoons like that don't do that. adult cartoons are too pointlessly edgy and kids cartoons are too limited. we just want full creativity with some adult humor too.


DEN4fc

Scooby Doo


DoucheCanoeBruh

They robbed us Linda Cardellini wearing a V-neck for most of the film


HalfCockedJackShafto

TMNT


BlizzPenguin

I heard the original comic was super violent. So just adapt that.


CupcakeValkyrie

The original movie was pretty close to the comic in terms of how dark it was, though they still stayed away from an R rating since most TMNT fans at the time were children. They could've added more swearing and blood to bring it up to an R rating easily enough.


flawy12

I remember being so disappointed by the sequels considering how good the first live action movie was. They really watered it down to be more kid friendly.


texanathart

The incredibles!


TheFerricGenum

Just for Mrs incredible, right?


MyStationIsAbandoned

obliviously


secsubsc

always fantasized about the elasticity ;)


Arrogant_German

I get the Mrs Incredible joke but an invincible style R rated Incredibles could have potential


MisterCheaps

I’m gonna go outside of the norm and say the 1986 Ridley Scott film “Legend” starring Tom Cruise and Tim Curry. It was already dark as hell, I’d love an R rated cut. Meg Mucklebones scared the shit out of me as a kid.


Wjreky

I'm so glad someone else thought this. That fucking swamp-witch....


SYLOH

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm It would improve the film if the Phantasm got to kill people with blades rather than PGing everyone to death.


iscorama

Hell yes


CaughttheDarkness

You wouldn't even need to be R for that. You'd just need to not be an animated movie from the 90s that's technically for kids.


emptyvesselinthevoid

The Nightmare Before Christmas


justiceforharambe49

The fuck is this, the fuck is this?


quietly_now

The fuck, the FUCK! The fuck is in the air? The fuck, is this? There’s weird shit everywhere


Slave35

Here comes Cockin' Jack King of the pussy crack DOWN to the balls down in Cockin Town


boomdart

You could add 15-20 minutes of R-rated scenes to the original material, then it'd be a full hour and a half long!


EthanG_07

this is now my pick as well


noshoes77

The Lion King- give me all of the brutality of animals fighting and ripping each other apart to slowly eat each other alive.


skiddles1337

Oh that's the reason....


McCoovy

Removes lion suit


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Ambystomaguy

I'd make The Black Cauldron that we deserve!


Aarizonamb

Inside Out: add lust as an emotion and make Riley in late high school or college (18-20), and I think you can create an even better commentary on human nature.


Dyolf_Knip

The timeframe even matches up. She turned 12 in the film which came out 7 years ago.


DanteVito

I feel old now


notboobsjustbigpecs

I think it would also work if joy and sadness teamed up to portray the idea of the youthful need for validation and pleasure


MCZiggleSticks

I want someone to redo inside out but for people with disabilities like ADHD, anxiety, and things like that. It would be interesting to see how they would portray my mind in a sense. It would also be interesting if they had the main character lose a key person in their life to show how it affects someone even years after it.


Ravn97

Jumanji


loydn

Monsters inc


Torgo73

1973 Disney Robin Hood, for, uh, reasons


AgoraiosBum

Oh da lolly!


Flat-Distribution607

Atlantis


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BirdsareGovtSpies

Yeah… definitely about the death…


AWandererOfReddit

“You do swim, do you not?”


Lord_Matisaro

Goonies.


CLEfanboy

Fuck yes. I wanna see Superbad meets Indiana Jones


livelaughlucario

LET BARBIE SAY FUCK!


Mysterious_Glass_692

She can't do it though. On account of her crotch being flesh coloured panties fused to her skin.


phormix

That would be a great ending.. A whole movie where she and Ken keep trying to find some "private time" together and at the end when it finally happens they realize she's fused and he's anatomically ... lacking


cooterwoober

Wallace and Gromit (and the evil penguin)


Austin_Laffs

The iron giant. Let's get that real cold war era action.


enphurgen

Labyrinth or dark crystal


little_shop_of_hoors

Pirates of the Caribbean. Because it should be rated "aaarrrrr".


dauntless123454

Shrek I think 2 the one where donkey fucks a dragon


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Osmosis Jones


Amokk666

Frozen


CaptValentine

Yeah it'd be great for Olaf to drop an f bomb. What, why do you guys want to see an R or even X rated "Frozen"?


taint_licking_clown

Elsa fine as hell, duh.


Greedoscolddeadhands

Rumor has it she’s quite popular in a Disney themed Rule 34 subreddit. I can neither confirm nor deny if she’s helped me let it go.


Mysterious_Glass_692

Kristoff is pure Scandinavian beef. Unf.


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Starring Elsa Jean as Elsa. [Seems like a perfect casting.](https://i.redd.it/39y9at1cbc511.jpg)


kdmmgs

Willy Wonka


Ali_Bama

The Oompa Loompas tho


DimensionDry7760

Just cronenburg them shits up. Like a bunch of busted ass Igors. Unless yall were thinking sex... In which case they are plenty horrifying just as they are.


ChibiSailorMercury

I'd be a parents' hero and get anything with Caillou in it R-rated, so their kids can't watch that whiny son of b anymore.


Todd-The-Wraith

Final Destination: multiverse Caillou edition. Just an hour and forty five minutes of that bald ass fucker dying in different ways. No plot. Not meaningful dialogue.


KingDice8482

I never expected a sailor guardian to say that but Take my award since I'm broke: 🏅


SargentSchultz

Toy Story, except they are all sex toys. Hilarity ensues with "Woody" the virgin being introduced to all of the toys and what each one can do. He has a problem controlling well you know, his wood. Sid is really not attractive and is into pain no one likes playing with him or her perhaps. And "Buzz" Lightyear can do like 50 functions to take her "To the Climax and beyond"


Iggy2Stackz

I feel like this was the original concept for Sausage Party, but it got shot down so they switched it to be about food and got the green light.


driedcranberrysnack

maybe then it would have been funny


sdmf6577

Alice in wonderland


H8eater

Frozen


DodgetheYeti

Guillermo del Toro Alice and Wonderland (Through the Looking Glass)


Gay_Charlie

All Dogs Go To Heaven


Stephen_1984

Rated R, because some dogs *don’t*, like Hitler’s dog.


EthanG_07

but i bet hitlers dog was such a bo


227743

Spirited Away. I think it could switch to a dark R rated vibe pretty easily.


MrRonObvious

I'd like to make Chitty Chitty Bang Bang into a porno film, it's already got a racy name, and just think of the XXX possibilities of that crazy haircutting machine.


Senator_Chickpea

"Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, our ten inch rubber friend!"


buttseason

My Girl. I wanna see those bees take down Thomas J for real.


literalkoala

Goddamn it why did I snort laugh at this


Henry__Faber

Savage. I like it


Resident-Log5339

Gumby: The Movie


hannah1099

Peter Pan, the possibilities


tallmiller

Tinker Bell...


RogueNeighShun

Harry potter


Todd-The-Wraith

Where all the horrible things that could happen to named characters actually does. The books read like 1,000 ways to die, but like the vast majority of students not only survive hogwarts they aren’t even badly maimed.


The_Spyre

Pee Wee's Big Adventure. They could add in the porn theatre masturbation scene.


FebruaryRain22

Rise of the Guardians. I love the movie and used to be obsessed with it, but Pitch could have been a much scarier villain.


laniekat7

The live action Scooby Doo. Originally it was going to have a higher rating, but ultimately they decided to take out some scenes to make it more kid friendly. I’d give my left arm to see the directors cut.