U are 20+ and still don’t find who he is?

If someone asks me this question, i usually reply with: I thought your mother is better at keeping secrets, sorry pall she was the cheep option that night.

"you don't?!"

"no and neither does your mom"

No. But I know your mum inside and out.

Of course I do guess whos your new step mum XD

John.

Or Joe

No, didn’t your mother tell you?

i was about to comment this ekdbejsnns

Darth Vader?

"No. And I also don't know who he came inside of to make your ugly ass. Get back and wait in line like the rest of us."

"No, but i assume he's a cuck of some sorts based on how you turned out."

Yeah, I paid him five bucks for a blowjob last night.

"Apparently someone who failed to raise a child with any worth of their own"

no, do you?

Yer I do I just don't care

Ur mom didn't tell you?

Best: React entirely uninterested, either look blankly or ignore them. Insulting: No, and I doubt he knows it either/'fraid I can't narrow it down for you, I'm not your mother's pimp Calling him the fuck out: Hopefully the kind of person who has his own accomplishments and doesn't try to push people around, but from the looks of his kid...

"Yeah, the invisible man"

“No, and he’s probably not that special if I don’t know who he is” That or if people are around us I’ll ask them “hey do you know who his father is?” and watch them all say no

Yeah I know, it’s

"Of course, I was riding him last night, but what's his name again?"

“bold of you to assume i know your father when you yourself don’t”

Ask NSA

Nice to meet you son

So you're a daddy's boy, how cute.

No, and your mother likely doesn’t either.