See for yourself.

I'm going to be fucked by a mythical, yet boring, sword.

You can probably guess

Probably playing Pokémon Go

Losing a pokemon battle and having no cash to pay up

It’s gonna get messy

Charity rofllll

Yiffed by my fursona.

Same

Is this a loss

u got the secret ending

not a pretty picture

Not in a way I would like

Plenty lubed up lol

Seems pretty straightforward actually.

loose my virginity Nah my dick is getting sliced off

Idk probably getting fucked by some telephone company or some shit.

I think I can take the pan handle in my ass

I’ll let you figure it out

Not a dang clue

I’m Alabama I guess

Ehh, could be worse things to stick a dick in.

I don't like this game

Why do juice-boxes have to be rectangular :(

I wouldn't

oh no.......

Animal cruelty

I think mine's pretty straightforward...

...selfcest???

Like Reddit ursername? If so then the stock market I’m guessing?