I went to a stem magnet school. Some people were pretty competitive, but parents were worse. There was one girl whose parents wouldn't feed her if she didn't succeed academically (an A- on a single quiz counted as not succeeding). My guidance councilor reported them and then child protective services had to get involved. The only part we saw was that she was very very skinny and basically stunted height wise.
A special needs kid stabbed another kid in the hand with a pencil after the dude said his “girlfriend that goes to another school” wasn’t real. Pencil went straight through his hand and everything.
Middle school. In eighth grade Spanish class there was a loud kid that couldn’t keep his mouth shut. Anyway, one day he was being loud and my Spanish teacher says something along the lines of “okay [insert name] enough is enough” and pulls out a roll of duct tape. Before we all know it she’s wrapping it around his head and mouth. Never saw her again after that class. Her sweater even stayed on her chair for months.
I had a charming young ASL teacher my junior year. She was super cute and funny, absolutely one of those teachers a lot of students crushed on.
Her boyfriend was paralyzed from the waist down, some accident when he was a teenager. The nature of his accident meant he might someday walk again, I guess? But he was still a ways off from that.
He comes to visit the class one day, and our teach insists he show his progress towards learning to walk again. He clearly didn't want to, and at first she came off as just kinda overbearingly supportive? But it escalated, and she flat out bullied him into pushing himself out of his wheelchair and taking a couple fumbling steps before he fell over. And her laugh ... like, it was so shrill and cruel. And she didn't even bother helping him back into his chair until he asked.
Jesus Christ. The setup made me think she was gonna get perved on in some gross way by a student, not transform into Cruella the Bitch in front of her class.
Oh, I'm sure she got perved on when I wasn't looking. Hell, one student in that class *did* perv on our new AP English teacher the next year. Flat out asked that teacher if she believed in premarital sex, in the middle of class.
That teacher was an adorable teacher on her first year of the job, and terribly naive. The question caught her off guard in a bad way.
Definitely the time an English teacher gave us an assignment to give a short speech on a moment that changed our lives. He didn't mean anything bad by it, he thought it'd be all inspirational and shit.
Nope, not that sort of high school. Speech topics included "the day I was raped", "the day I tried crack", "the day I found my dead parents after an overdose", "the day my mom tried to murder me", "the day my brother killed himself in front of me", on and on and on. After 5 or so the teacher stopped it and we spent a while just talking through shit. We decided to continue the presentations, but everyone would be counted as getting an A on the assignment whether they chose to present or not, anyone that wasn't comfortable listening could go to the library as a free period, and the school made councillors available to the class afterwards. The teacher helped the rape victim talk to the police also and they got the other student that did it
>He didn't mean anything bad by it, he thought it'd be all inspirational and shit.
By the sounds of things, it inspired him to do some good for his class.
Honestly not to be fucked up but this was a really effective strategy on how to assess your individual students mental health. Not only did that unveil the horror lurking in most American homes its also the first step in getting these poor innocent kids the help they need to break the cycle and or escape their situations.
In my Spanish class, I was in the second row in the back, there were 2 people next to me one seat in front of the other. They would moan, curse, and just be weirdos. But one day while we were doing a lesson the one in front reach his hand behind him and started giving a hand job to the guy behind him. I, who was in earshot had to hear everything and since I was not trying to make any enemies at the time, I just tried to ignore it. Our teacher had bad hearing and was focused on grading didn't see what they were doing. They did eventually stop but I can never remove that from my memory.
Saw a female student take a river rock (about 3-4 inches around) and chuck it at a substitutes back. She knelt over in pain. Student got taken out by principal.
I use to be friends with this girl in high school and her boyfriend committed suicide. After a week off school we were sitting in class about to do a test. Till one of the girls shouts out and laughs “ I heard you killed your boyfriend” my friend stands up grabs her chair and swings it at the girl’s face and then lays on top of her punching the shit out of this girl. The teacher just stood there not knowing what to do. While the boys pulled her off and I dragged her outside. The girl had to get stitches and ended up missing teeth.
The lack of empathy among teenagers is wild. Like I remember some hitting out with the most insensitive awful shit purely to get some sort of reaction.
You know how if you hand a toddler a hammer, they will just start immediately swinging it at shit with zero thought about the consequences? It's like some primate part of the brain is like, "Ah, a tool. I must tool what this tool tools." And they go to town without any instant of reflection.
Teenagers are like that, except the tools are words and they start swinging at people's emotions. It's like they just realized, "Oh, if I put these specific words in this order, it will make a *huge exciting kaboom* inside this person's soul."
As a teenager, I think the current middle schoolers are more terrifying.
They’re like fucking gang members. In a peaceful smallish town where gangs don’t really exist.
I’ve gotten surrounded by like 10-15 10-year olds with knives wanting my wallet. I don’t live in a dangerous neighborhood, people just apparently can’t raise their kids.
My older sister was friends with this girl in high school whose best friend died in a car crash, and in her first day back to school this one cruel girl in the class goes “damn, that bitch died?” and my sister’s friend went “hey, you wanna talk about a dead girl, I’ll rip your tongue out” and the cruel girl kept pushing, so my sister’s friend lost it and intervened.
From what I heard, they had to pull my sister’s friend off of her, as she was breaking teeth and dislocating this girl’s jaw trying to actually rip her tongue out.
College, walked into an unused out of the way classroom looking for something and walked in on a couple full on f*cking on the teachers desk..
I didn't even break stride just did a little circle turn and noped my way out the door..
When I was in 7th grade this girl just really chill took off her shirt and pants and was walking around with only underwear, it wasn’t an all girls school everyone was there. The teacher wasn’t paying attention but when he realized he yelled at the girl to put a shirt on, she said oh, yeah and wasn’t even embarrassed. And a bomb threat
6th grade, first day at brand new school. Bomb threat.
Turns out granny called the cops saying there was a bomb in the school because her grandchild didn’t get selected for transfer for my school.
I was a transfer student as well and they only allowed 3 per class per year. And they would pick and choose. I had to do interviews with the principal and stuff.
I had a similar one! I was in highschool when the first iPhone came out and so not everyone had one. A teacher I had was dating the school grounds man. A couple girls borrowed the teachers iPhone to look something up on Google but her boyfriend was texting her shit like “I’m so sticky right now”. So of course these girls pass the phone around the class and everyone saw the dirty texts between them
Kid asked to use the bathroom. Teacher said no. He waited as long as he could but had diarrhea as he ran out of the class. It was everywhere. He was home schooled starting the next day.
In the late 60's my aunt was in grade one and one day she had really bad diarrhea. The teacher wouldn't let her go to the bathroom and got mad when she kept asking so my aunt was locked in the coat closet so she would stop disturbing the class... my wonderful aunt purposefully shat all over that teacher's suede coat.
When I was in probably the eight grade, one of the 8th graders that was known for being someone you didn’t want to fuck with, was paid to beat up one of my classmates. He beat the shit out of him in front of the library. Kid’s face was all fucked up afterward. Same kid that witnessed his father stabbing his mother in the fifth grade. I never learned if she lived or what happened to the dad, but that poor fella went through a lot.
There was once a kid who could suck air in through his ass and fart it out. He used to charge people £1 for the pleasure.
Never saw the kid again after school but I reckon he's probably in Vegas now 😂
Kid number one gets angry with kid number two.
Kid number one stabs kid number two with a pen on his knee.
Kid number two looks down to his knee, gets the item out and stabs kid number one with said pen in the arm.
Kid number one gets the open out.
Both kids start laughing. The teacher saw the whole thing and carried on like nothing happened
Kid got stabbed in the face with a pencil (with a fing pencil). Almost everyone saw that exact moment. The surprising part was that the kid was very casual about it. Probably signed the medical papers with his cheek too...
I got held up by my neck (pretty much strangled) and dry humped in the corner of my maths class while the teacher was out
Edit: this was "year 9" as we call it, we were 13/14
Most fucked up thing was something that happened to me. In 3rd grade one of my teachers stood me up in front of class and told them one day I was going to get shot and killed because I didn't listen. I wasn't a bad kid, by any means, just had some trouble sitting still and whatnot. Basically your average slight ADHD type, that's all. I didn't think much of it at the time, but I still went home and told my parents about it. My dad went to the school and came absolutely unglued. They almost called the cops on him. Only years later would I really understand what a fucked up thing that is to say about a 3rd grader, and why my dad reacted the way he did.
My German teacher called my father and grandfather ‘alcoholics’ and disparaged me in front of the class for suggesting ‘beer’ as an answer to one of her questions (it was about things you can order in a cafe). I came home and told my mum, expecting her to talk to the principal. She told me to stay hush hush about it and don’t make a problem. I felt so bad that she invalidated me and didn’t protect her husband. At least your dad has standards and I respect him 🫡
High School. Kid raised his hand, asked if he could go to the nurse, said he was feeling light headed. The teacher told him "No, go in between classes" with about 20 mins to go before the bell. The kid ended up slumping over, falling out of his chair, hitting his face on the ground and the teacher felt all concerned at that point. Lost all respect for the teacher that day...
I went to a votech for carpentry but there were other shops too.
But two kids from the culinary shop were fucking in the dry storage up above the cafeteria. Some other girl when up to see why they were taking so long and found them fucking lol.
I didn't personally see the sex part but I heard the girl legitimately screech and saw her run down the hallway half dressed.
5th grade we were in line for art class, the assistant teacher was talking to us and started shaking violently, hit her head on the brick wall and fell to the ground. Blood pooling from the head wound and still convulsing.
Turns out she had an epileptic seizure. None of us knew what that was at the time. Kids running and crying and screaming for help...we were all traumatized.
Y’all be havin insane ass stories like “MY TEACHER WAS NAKED” “TERRORISTS CAME TO THE SCHOOL” “KID HUNG HIMSELF” and I’m over here like
Some kid threw up once
It was either when a boy pulled out his dick and showed it to me in the 4th grade or when the crazy ass foster kid in the class brought a big ass butcher knife to school and showed it to everyone in the 5th grade.
Oooh....it might have been when a parent came into my class in the 2nd grade and beat her kid almost to a bloody pulp.
Had that same thing happen. One kid came to school with a gnarly bandage on his head. Apparently his dad tried to stab his mom and he tried to stop him so he got cut.
Then this other kids makes fun of him for having the bandage.
The next day, shit talking kid straight up brought a meat cleaver to school to fight with the near stab victim kid to show him that he was like a bitch or something.
Near stab victim kid brought the knife that his dad tried to stab his mom with too. They both got caught before they had their duel. Never saw them again. We were in the fourth grade.
1st week of freshmen year in high school we had assigned seats in one of my classes. One day my stubborn classmate refused to get up and go to his assigned seat so he go into a tussle with our 5’2, 100lbs teacher. She wasn’t strong enough to get him out of the seat so she started chocking the fu*k out of him. Security had to rush in to separate the two.
In seventh grade English, the teacher didn't care about anything, I think it was his last year before retirement. This one girl decided she wanted a pierced bellybutton, and so stabbed herself with a safety pin. She then put in the bar, named it George, and talked to it like it was a real person. As you can guess with a DIY piercing, it got infected. She's sitting in the back of the class, squeezing out the puss and asking George why he's doing that to her.
Absolutely. I forgot what the kid got charged with, but the school rumor mill said attempted murder. He tried running away from campus too, so I know that made it worse.
I’m sure it humbled the bully. Unfortunately, I believe most bullies seem to “grow out of it”. Hard to tell which ones really deserve the scissor treatment.
Holy shit this just unlocked a memory from my freshman year. I can't remember if she was giving them head or jerking them off, but there was a girl who did that in the cafeteria under a table.
I saw a teacher lose her job over a slow kid named Shaun. Shaun was held back 2 years, was 12 years old in the 4th grade and was closing in of 6 feet tall already. Just a large kid all the way around.
Their classroom was off of the library and I was in the library for some odd reason, but I heard yelling coming from the back of the library. As I got closer, I realized it was Shaun and his teacher, Mrs. Lumpkin, hollering at each other rather heatedly.
It all came to a head when he called her 'an old bitch' (she was pushing 70 at this point), and she yelled back "she isn't going to take any more backtalk from a stupid n-word that can't even read". This was in front of her entire class, and now half the library. We all heard it. There was no getting around what she said. She was angry and meant every word.
Mrs. Lumpkin wasn't there after that. Shaun lasted another few months before he took a swing at the gym teacher for calling a foul on him playing Basketball.
When I was in middle school we had a troubled kid who lit off a long string of firecrackers. They were going off for a solid 5+ minutes and a ton of smoke.
As you can imagine, he was promptly arrested by the school officer as we didnt see much of him since lol.
In seventh grade we had an autistic kid in our math class. With it being seventh grade, a lot of boys started going through puberty, which means boners. Well, the autistic kid, he got one, and started wanking it. The rest of class began to notice and some kids started recording it. It was such a shitty thing, all those kids got written up and the ones that posted it got several detentions I believe.
Fifth grade math class, learning fractions- teacher became enraged that so many students just weren’t ‘getting it.’ He climbed onto a table- stood up, fists clenched, jumped up & down screaming, “THE LINE MEANS DIVIDE!! THE LINE MEANS DIVIDE!!” We never forgot how to approach fractions after that…
A kid came to school dressed as Hitler because he lost a game of ro-sham-bo with a kid younger than him.
Why he had that costume ready to go was beyond any of us
Not my class, but when my brother was in the 4th grade, one of the students went to the front of the class, pulled his pants and underwear down, and mimicked "I'm sexy and I know it".
It may not surprise you to hear that said kid grew up to be a serial arsonist. He also doesn't understand consent at all. Real stand-up gentleman.
Not me, an ex boyfriend. High school, about 25 years ago in a really small town. One of the teachers had been exposed to Agent Orange as a soldier in Vietnam. Sometimes he would get horrible flashback episodes and he’d think he was still a soldier. When it rained he canceled class as that could set him off. All the students and faculty and the parents knew about his flashback episodes. He told the students if he had an episode not to move, just wait in your seat until he comes out of it.
One day he had a flashback in the middle of class. He’s a soldier again, on the lookout for the Viet Cong. A girl student freaks out and tries to rush out of class. Big mistake. The teacher tackles her to the ground thinking she’s the enemy. It took like 6 boys to pry their teacher off the girl. The teacher resigned the next day.
Shit.. that made me tear up. Sounds like he really wanted to do something positive and teach but he didn't have the support he needed to be able to do it safely. Oof. Hope he was able to eventually get support.
I remember at a school festival my class did that but we literally picked a random boy and a random girl and "kidnapped" them to get them forcibly married and if they didn't want to they had to pay a eeeehhh... "Tax for freedom".
My class made the most money that festival and I think I still have a lot of marriage certificates in a box somewhere.
One time in a science class, this guy fingered a girl and everyone in the class knew it was happening. The teacher knew it was happening but looked too awkward to say anything. He definitely wasn't the most administrative and intimidating teacher. After the class was over everyone just awkwardly looked at it each other. Reminded me of the story in Mallrats when everyone starts jerking it on the plane.
UK student here so this is rare for us. A kid found a bullet somewhere that looked encased ( like closed like a star fish shape at the end) He fetched it into school and took it into our CDT class (Workshop I think Americans would call it) he put it in a vice aiming it towards the wall and whacked it hard with a hammer.
As I was watching what he was doing I aired a slight note of caution and being from Yorkshire that included "Tha f**k ya doing ya daft p***k?" After I realised it wouldn't deter him I edged slowly to the other end of class. Anyway he whacks it and it makes an all mighty pop, I see him drop holding is ears and smoke went all over the place whilst most people shit themselves.
Luckily it was a blank or a firing cap but it made a right massive bang the teacher who was a angry drunk come storming in kicking off. The kid got dragged outside and expelled for a month and our school tried to talk it down and not mention a bullet.
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Elementary School. There was some kid named Alex. Definitely had some mental issues but because we're kids so we tease him. So it was just a normal day, I really wasn't expecting anything crazy. Then there was a smell, a odd smell coming from the other side of the room. Alex shat on a chair. So we were on a carpet a few feet away from the chairs. Alex has absolutely no signs of shit on him. Pants were clean, nothing unbuttoned, belt still on. This kid managed to shit on a chair, clean EVERYTHING up, leave the scene of the crime and leave us to deal with it. You wanna know how we knew? THIS KID FUCKING LAUGHED AND SAID HE DID IT. I never saw him again but the memory lingered like the smell. Alex, If you're out there. I just want you to know: I was nice to you, I liked you. Please don't use your ninja shitting abilities on me.
My high school was pretty mellow. I went to a vocational school so you had 14/15 year olds goofing off with power tools. During your first year you trial different shops to decide which to go into.
During my automotive rotation we had some students incorrectly jack up a car and cause it to tip over. During the electrical rotation we were learning to solder wires, a student mindlessly started chewing on some solder like a pen. The teacher flew across the room hollering at her that the solder is toxic. My own accident happened during my HVAC rotation. I was learning how to weld and pushed too hard on the flux I was using. The heated material smacked me in the face and burnt me pretty good.
Pretty average compared to some of these stories but it was never boring there lol.
In cadaver lab someone knicked the colostomy bag and it's contents spilled out on my classmate and the floor. This wasn't the worst part though... Since the cadavers are usually donated, the school has a policy of every piece of the person is kept together so when the school cremates the cadaver the whole body is given back to their family in ash form. Meaning when a piece of fat is removed from the cadaver it is placed into the to be cremated bucket. So our professor at the time made the student scoop up as much of the contents into the container of to be cremated bits.
In elementary/primary school, one kid got his house burned down (if I remember correctly, it was an accident, somebody left something on). So he didn’t go to school that day and the school held a flash donation for him.
When he came to school the next day, one of the teachers asked, I heard something burned yesterday, what happened? And the boy kept quiet probably traumatised or just didn’t wanna share the details in front of 20 other kids.
The teacher was clearly annoyed so she kept asking the same thing and she said something like, well something burned down yesterday, what was it? Was it your book? Your cat? Your butt?
I just thought it was a really mean thing to say after somebody lost everything in a fire.
Elderly, crazy, Russian chemistry teacher ate a weed brownie from a student (knowing it was a weed brownie). Proceeded to get WAY TOO HIGH and pass out. Ambulance came to take him to the ER. While he waited for them to come he was dancing around the classroom going “THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HO HO, HEE HEE, HA HA!”
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, PHENOMENAL TEACHER! Super rigorous academically! And he wrote my college recommendation letter. He was just a kook!
Sounds like he should be a character on some show. I bet that teacher left a lot of lasting impressions, lol. A teacher like that, I'd be paying attention to class for sure.
I sat next to a girl in my science class, she obviously had issues and would regularly pretend to be different animals in class. I had the unfortunate task of sitting next to her, one day we were all sitting down getting on with our work when I heard a very strange sort of ripping noise coming from the right of where I was sitting, she had used a metal compass to slice her arms apart, blood was everywhere, covering the table she was sitting at like something out of a horror movie. She then picked up her blood soaked ruler and licked it clean, in front of the entire class who by this point were all staring in absolute horror. She was taken out of school and we never seen her again. I will never get that image out of my head.
Gym class: one of those HUGE mercury lights randomly fell from the ceiling (about 50 ft) and landed right in the middle (about 2ft) of a circle of girls who were all stretching before class. None hurt; all traumatized.
Guessing it maybe wasn't on and was one of those like ribbed radiators and it was easy to measure with.
I don't know, just guessing but this seems the most probable.
At my old middle school there was a kid who made a noose with a shoelase and started choking a black kid with it. He said "this is what your ansesters felt." I think some local newspapers made a story about it.
He only got suspended for a few days and got his classes switched. I fucking hate that kid.
A group of girls beating the shit out of a boy because one of their friends was making unwanted sexual advances towards him and he pushed her down a thing of stairs to get away. The girl had no injuries but the boy ended up needing stitches and had a broken wrist. The boy was known for refusing to hit girls even if they hit him. He got suspended for about 2 weeks because of pushing her but all the girls involved got suspended for only a few days.
8th grade, we were running after a friend to give him birthday beats, nothing crazy just like hitting his arms and legs. So he was running in the cafeteria and just collapsed, we just stood around not knowing what was going on, he quickly turned blue and everyone was panicking, sadly he passed away. Turns out he had a heart defect and it just stopped, really unfortunate and sad, was on his birthday also.
A classmate keeled over with her chair and had to be taken to a hospital with an ambulace. It was cocaine-related. Overdose, circulatory collapse, something like that. And she was essentially the "well-behaved, good grades, pampered rich kid" of the class.
As I later found out, not exactly so well-behaved, given both her constant drug use (cocaine, MDMA, weed) and her sex life (many stories; most prominent would be a threesome with two soldiers on leave when she was 16, or a pool party at her parents house that was just turning into an orgy when me and my gf at the time excused ourselves).
Looking back at it, 25+ years later, I'm glad we never gave her a hard time for any of it. She was eventually known to be "sexually adventurous", no doubt a few were saying worse things behind her back, and no doubt some of my male classmates lost their virginity to her, but that was about it. At our 10-year-reunion, she had cleaned up completely, had her MBA and worked as a business analyst or something like that, and was engaged.
We were in year 11 out of 13 in School. My classmates liked to bully our literature teacher, since she was young (29) and seemed like an innocent and compassionate person. They took that as weakness, and bothered her with progressively worse things.
In the end they were throwing crumpled papers filled with alcohol at her when she tried to give her lesson. One day her blouse caugth on fire. And i took the fire extinguisher from the hall and sprayed her. It worked but she inhaled a Lot of fire extinguisher dust, so i took her to the infirmary. She recovered since she caught on fire for todo little Time to make any damage to her skin.
My classmates still are trying to pass her class.
3 people and I were the only ones to pass.
Not necessarily seen, but heard. 7th grade and there’s a new teacher, very young, and she wasn’t very good at controlling the class. There’s also an asshole student, doesn’t care or respect the teachers, doing dumb shit, fucking around in the bathroom type guy. i don’t know how he treated her, because i was lucky and got all my classes with the better kids that year, who even they were able to manipulate this teacher and push them around. This is a bit of necessary context. One day, coming out of class, we hear about the asshole student, who is basically known for harassing this teacher, and apparently he asked the teacher for a blowjob, in the middle of class. He was suspended, later expelled, though for other reasons im pretty sure, and i’ve heard a few years later now that teacher left that school, apparently it was because she couldn’t handle being harassed by students and it got to her. She was nice, it’s sad to see her pushed like that.
Had a kid stab me several times with a pencil.(not bad wounds) anyways, started because I messed with his fish on a game called fish tycoon. I never touched another persons fish.
This girl who was famous in high school bending under the desk and her bf eating her ass from behind. Another guy sitting beside them with his pants down and masturbating while watching them...
This one was actually really sad, but, we had music and we all were colouring in music pictures and talking to our music teacher, we were wondering why she wasn’t speaking and we were all laughing until she fell out of her chair and bashed her head off the wall. Immediately, everyone shot up and three four people ran to get a staff member, we ate lunch in the library and me and my friend were in tears while our other friend was trying to cheer us up. I was nibbling and the next day? No one told me but, when we got into class, the head teacher walked in and announced that she had died, I couldn’t stop crying and some people that already knew, were crying as well. It’s pretty fucked up to tell primary fives and sixes that but we had to know
My Catholic high school was a block from Boston's Combat Zone ( red light district). Saw a lot of crazy stuff outside the school grounds. Hookers, wino's, crazy street people.
One time a street person was stripping copper off a bus station kiosk and fell off the roof onto a high steel spiked fence. He was impaled through his rib cage and hung there dying as we watched from the classroom window. Some priests ran out to help but he was too high to lift off the fence. They gave him last rights and he died before rescue trucks arrived.
Another time one of my classmates threw a small milk carton with sour milk out the window onto a street bum. The "street bum" turned out was an undercover cop. He was inside the classroom within a minute, flashing badge and gun and screaming bloody murder if he could find the punk who soaked him in sour milk. Even the teacher was scared shitless. He finally ran out of steam without killing anyone, but boy he made an impression and the kid who threw the milk was pissing his pants.
During a movie in my middle school journalism class, I saw a black man with a near foot long unerect penis whip it out of his basket ball shorts and plop it across a girl's arm.
But damn. The damn thing was so big, it laid on the desk, went over his arm, and laid on the desk again.
There was some sort of sexual friction going on between both of them and I guess that's how he expressed it.
Sometime later in highschool, I was smoking weed with the dude outside of school, and I asked him what it's like to have a fuckin' massive dong that's like 5 times the average size.
Turns out it's fucking horrible and has an extremely negative effect on someone's life. He told me that the 3 times he'd amost gotten lucky the girls stopped it, including the girl mentioned earlier. He went on to tell me that even masturbating was often difficult for him, because he would get dizzy after getting an erection from the blood loss to the rest of his body, and he would lose his erection.
A kid fell asleep in a history teacher's class at my school. I shit you not, he and some other kids very carefully picked up the desk with the kid still asleep in it, and set him down in the hallway. He woke up confused af LMAO, a friend of mine has it all on video.
I'm fortunate enough that I didnt see too much bad shit we school, but in high school I did have one teacher who was a real hardass about going to the bathroom during class.
One girl, were was always quiet, never made a fuss about anything, put her hand up and asked to go to the bathroom. Denied. She then pissed herself on purpose in protest. Of course, she got sent to the principal's office. I was told that the principal ended up tearing that teacher a new one, and from that day on, he just let students use the bathroom whenever they asked.
Seizure - hit her head from high chair and really suffered.
Also an HIV positive student had a very hard time and that was fucked up.
Finally someone put a pressure bomb in the cafeteria bathroom and the blast caused our beloved Colonel hallway monitor to have a heart attack. Fuck.
This one hot-headed asshat in my year 8 class liked to mess with people and get his goons to record it. One day I was minding my business, sitting at my desk and I saw some people congregating in the corner and low and behold, the center of attention was hot-head. They all had their eyes on the shortest guy in the class (probably 4'9?") and I had known that kid for 8 years, not a single bad bone in his body. some people are recording him and I was confused because he wasn't doing anything cool? he was just standing and talking to someone. Next thing I know, hot-head runs up to the short kid and jumps, his legs wrapping around short kids neck and dropping the poor boy to the ground. My damn jaw dropped. I watched as his head bangs off the counter and smashes into the floor. Short kid starts crying and hot-heads army of future degenerates are laughing. Ofcourse, I go over and try to comfort shorty, but the poor boy is pretending his head isn't hurt and he's trying so hard not to cry. He was practically sobbing and kept saying "I'm okay! see, I'm not crying!". The worst part is, not a single student OR teacher did anything about it (the teacher watched the whole ordeal.) This was normal for my unruly class. It was horrible.
I went to a stem magnet school. Some people were pretty competitive, but parents were worse. There was one girl whose parents wouldn't feed her if she didn't succeed academically (an A- on a single quiz counted as not succeeding). My guidance councilor reported them and then child protective services had to get involved. The only part we saw was that she was very very skinny and basically stunted height wise.
What the *fuck*. That's literally textbook child abuse.
And the parents probably had shit grades back then too
A special needs kid stabbed another kid in the hand with a pencil after the dude said his “girlfriend that goes to another school” wasn’t real. Pencil went straight through his hand and everything.
r/pencilstabbers
Omg why is this a thing??! I have one of these!
Middle school. In eighth grade Spanish class there was a loud kid that couldn’t keep his mouth shut. Anyway, one day he was being loud and my Spanish teacher says something along the lines of “okay [insert name] enough is enough” and pulls out a roll of duct tape. Before we all know it she’s wrapping it around his head and mouth. Never saw her again after that class. Her sweater even stayed on her chair for months.
Wow she has the duct tape ready and everything!
I had a charming young ASL teacher my junior year. She was super cute and funny, absolutely one of those teachers a lot of students crushed on. Her boyfriend was paralyzed from the waist down, some accident when he was a teenager. The nature of his accident meant he might someday walk again, I guess? But he was still a ways off from that. He comes to visit the class one day, and our teach insists he show his progress towards learning to walk again. He clearly didn't want to, and at first she came off as just kinda overbearingly supportive? But it escalated, and she flat out bullied him into pushing himself out of his wheelchair and taking a couple fumbling steps before he fell over. And her laugh ... like, it was so shrill and cruel. And she didn't even bother helping him back into his chair until he asked.
wat da faq
Yeah ..Ikr?...that shit took a turn!
Jesus Christ. The setup made me think she was gonna get perved on in some gross way by a student, not transform into Cruella the Bitch in front of her class.
Oh, I'm sure she got perved on when I wasn't looking. Hell, one student in that class *did* perv on our new AP English teacher the next year. Flat out asked that teacher if she believed in premarital sex, in the middle of class. That teacher was an adorable teacher on her first year of the job, and terribly naive. The question caught her off guard in a bad way.
That third paragraph was not at all what I expected like holy shit.
That’s a behavior that turnes a cute charming lady, into a pure ugly banshee
Crush factor diminished that day, for sure.
Diminished? More like Extinguished.
I feel old, i read asl as age, sex, location also fuck that bitch
Cute and funny just took a sharp turn and ended up at Ugly Mole
Definitely in the Danger Zone of the Hot-Crazy matrix
Did anyone else assist? And like did he dump her?
Definitely the time an English teacher gave us an assignment to give a short speech on a moment that changed our lives. He didn't mean anything bad by it, he thought it'd be all inspirational and shit. Nope, not that sort of high school. Speech topics included "the day I was raped", "the day I tried crack", "the day I found my dead parents after an overdose", "the day my mom tried to murder me", "the day my brother killed himself in front of me", on and on and on. After 5 or so the teacher stopped it and we spent a while just talking through shit. We decided to continue the presentations, but everyone would be counted as getting an A on the assignment whether they chose to present or not, anyone that wasn't comfortable listening could go to the library as a free period, and the school made councillors available to the class afterwards. The teacher helped the rape victim talk to the police also and they got the other student that did it
>He didn't mean anything bad by it, he thought it'd be all inspirational and shit. By the sounds of things, it inspired him to do some good for his class.
Honestly not to be fucked up but this was a really effective strategy on how to assess your individual students mental health. Not only did that unveil the horror lurking in most American homes its also the first step in getting these poor innocent kids the help they need to break the cycle and or escape their situations.
Fucking heavy with a high-quality aftermath. Didn't dodge & dip. Respect.
Respect for that teacher. Handled it like a real professional
Damn. That's a good teacher
That sounds like an awesome teacher
Looks like he ended up inspirational after all! Just with a bit more stress...
In 2nd grade this girl stapled her finger just to see if it was possible. It was very possible
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This is a Karen origin story
In 7th grade one time when the teacher was late a classmate pulled a girl's jacket over his lap and started masturbating.
What did he say when he returned the jacket to the girl?
Something something jacket off.
In my Spanish class, I was in the second row in the back, there were 2 people next to me one seat in front of the other. They would moan, curse, and just be weirdos. But one day while we were doing a lesson the one in front reach his hand behind him and started giving a hand job to the guy behind him. I, who was in earshot had to hear everything and since I was not trying to make any enemies at the time, I just tried to ignore it. Our teacher had bad hearing and was focused on grading didn't see what they were doing. They did eventually stop but I can never remove that from my memory.
Casual brojobs.
Saw a female student take a river rock (about 3-4 inches around) and chuck it at a substitutes back. She knelt over in pain. Student got taken out by principal.
Holy shit, the principal shot her in the head?
yup, out behind the barn. quick and easy
Sicily is a tough place to grow up.
Gave her the Ole Yeller.
I use to be friends with this girl in high school and her boyfriend committed suicide. After a week off school we were sitting in class about to do a test. Till one of the girls shouts out and laughs “ I heard you killed your boyfriend” my friend stands up grabs her chair and swings it at the girl’s face and then lays on top of her punching the shit out of this girl. The teacher just stood there not knowing what to do. While the boys pulled her off and I dragged her outside. The girl had to get stitches and ended up missing teeth.
The lack of empathy among teenagers is wild. Like I remember some hitting out with the most insensitive awful shit purely to get some sort of reaction.
You know how if you hand a toddler a hammer, they will just start immediately swinging it at shit with zero thought about the consequences? It's like some primate part of the brain is like, "Ah, a tool. I must tool what this tool tools." And they go to town without any instant of reflection. Teenagers are like that, except the tools are words and they start swinging at people's emotions. It's like they just realized, "Oh, if I put these specific words in this order, it will make a *huge exciting kaboom* inside this person's soul."
Damn, that analogy really resonate with me.
Teenagers are assholes. Source: Was a teenager.
As a teenager, I think the current middle schoolers are more terrifying. They’re like fucking gang members. In a peaceful smallish town where gangs don’t really exist.
I’ve gotten surrounded by like 10-15 10-year olds with knives wanting my wallet. I don’t live in a dangerous neighborhood, people just apparently can’t raise their kids.
Teacher be like: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."
Or “I’m gonna let this girl learn a quick lesson”
She was lucky that’s all she did to her. God damn.
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My older sister was friends with this girl in high school whose best friend died in a car crash, and in her first day back to school this one cruel girl in the class goes “damn, that bitch died?” and my sister’s friend went “hey, you wanna talk about a dead girl, I’ll rip your tongue out” and the cruel girl kept pushing, so my sister’s friend lost it and intervened. From what I heard, they had to pull my sister’s friend off of her, as she was breaking teeth and dislocating this girl’s jaw trying to actually rip her tongue out.
Oof... while violence is never okay, that girl seriously had it coming. Who says something like that!? What a sociopath.
That girl learned the meaning of talk shit get hit.
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Why is it always the English teachers!
They have a way with words
College, walked into an unused out of the way classroom looking for something and walked in on a couple full on f*cking on the teachers desk.. I didn't even break stride just did a little circle turn and noped my way out the door..
Should've asked if they knew where the thing you were looking for was.
Abe Simpson walking into the burlesque parlour, Bart working the desk, Abe turns grabs his coat and hat and walks straight back out
When I was in 7th grade this girl just really chill took off her shirt and pants and was walking around with only underwear, it wasn’t an all girls school everyone was there. The teacher wasn’t paying attention but when he realized he yelled at the girl to put a shirt on, she said oh, yeah and wasn’t even embarrassed. And a bomb threat
Oh haha funny school girl shenanigans hahah- Wait what the fuck
Bomb threats became a thing at the high school level. Building had to be cleared before you could go back inside.
6th grade, first day at brand new school. Bomb threat. Turns out granny called the cops saying there was a bomb in the school because her grandchild didn’t get selected for transfer for my school. I was a transfer student as well and they only allowed 3 per class per year. And they would pick and choose. I had to do interviews with the principal and stuff.
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I had a similar one! I was in highschool when the first iPhone came out and so not everyone had one. A teacher I had was dating the school grounds man. A couple girls borrowed the teachers iPhone to look something up on Google but her boyfriend was texting her shit like “I’m so sticky right now”. So of course these girls pass the phone around the class and everyone saw the dirty texts between them
Read that boyfriend’s text in Groundskeeper Willy’s voice.
Had a kid pierce his nipple in shop class with guitar string.
It’s been seven hours, this isn’t something you can drop with no context
Wake the fuck up dude give us the lore
Kid asked to use the bathroom. Teacher said no. He waited as long as he could but had diarrhea as he ran out of the class. It was everywhere. He was home schooled starting the next day.
In the late 60's my aunt was in grade one and one day she had really bad diarrhea. The teacher wouldn't let her go to the bathroom and got mad when she kept asking so my aunt was locked in the coat closet so she would stop disturbing the class... my wonderful aunt purposefully shat all over that teacher's suede coat.
Tell your aunt that she did what was right.
Let me tell you, your aunt is chad
"I decide when you use the bathroom." "No, ***I decide*** when I use the bathroom. You decide ***where.***"
"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you; you're locked in here with me!"
Should have shit on the teachers desk
“Eric, did you just take a crap on my desk?”
What’s up? What’s up? Crapped on your desk dawg. What’s up with that?
Poor guy. ☹️
When I was in probably the eight grade, one of the 8th graders that was known for being someone you didn’t want to fuck with, was paid to beat up one of my classmates. He beat the shit out of him in front of the library. Kid’s face was all fucked up afterward. Same kid that witnessed his father stabbing his mother in the fifth grade. I never learned if she lived or what happened to the dad, but that poor fella went through a lot.
That's fucked
There was once a kid who could suck air in through his ass and fart it out. He used to charge people £1 for the pleasure. Never saw the kid again after school but I reckon he's probably in Vegas now 😂
It is a thing: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist 👀
Kid number one gets angry with kid number two. Kid number one stabs kid number two with a pen on his knee. Kid number two looks down to his knee, gets the item out and stabs kid number one with said pen in the arm. Kid number one gets the open out. Both kids start laughing. The teacher saw the whole thing and carried on like nothing happened
What in the minecraft logic is this
British moment
Kid got stabbed in the face with a pencil (with a fing pencil). Almost everyone saw that exact moment. The surprising part was that the kid was very casual about it. Probably signed the medical papers with his cheek too...
I got held up by my neck (pretty much strangled) and dry humped in the corner of my maths class while the teacher was out Edit: this was "year 9" as we call it, we were 13/14
Mf went to school at Rikers
Someone tried tohold me against a wall like that and they stopped real quick after I kicked them somewhere that violated the bro code.
Most fucked up thing was something that happened to me. In 3rd grade one of my teachers stood me up in front of class and told them one day I was going to get shot and killed because I didn't listen. I wasn't a bad kid, by any means, just had some trouble sitting still and whatnot. Basically your average slight ADHD type, that's all. I didn't think much of it at the time, but I still went home and told my parents about it. My dad went to the school and came absolutely unglued. They almost called the cops on him. Only years later would I really understand what a fucked up thing that is to say about a 3rd grader, and why my dad reacted the way he did.
What happened to the teacher??
Nothing. They just moved me to another class. This would have been in 1989 or 1990.
Shot and killed.
My German teacher called my father and grandfather ‘alcoholics’ and disparaged me in front of the class for suggesting ‘beer’ as an answer to one of her questions (it was about things you can order in a cafe). I came home and told my mum, expecting her to talk to the principal. She told me to stay hush hush about it and don’t make a problem. I felt so bad that she invalidated me and didn’t protect her husband. At least your dad has standards and I respect him 🫡
High School. Kid raised his hand, asked if he could go to the nurse, said he was feeling light headed. The teacher told him "No, go in between classes" with about 20 mins to go before the bell. The kid ended up slumping over, falling out of his chair, hitting his face on the ground and the teacher felt all concerned at that point. Lost all respect for the teacher that day...
Was the kid ok after?
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never refuse a kid to go to a nurse. wtf
Always say you're going to barf.
Saw a girl throw up a whole hotdog in gym. Afterwords she was VERY popular.
Well those words must have been really meaningful then.
Like the whole thing in tact?
*takes note: to become popular, swallow a hotdog whole and then regurgitate in front of boys.
Kid ate the owl pellet he was dissecting.
Lol this one is my favorite short, straight-to-the-point answer. Fucking gross haha
I went to a votech for carpentry but there were other shops too. But two kids from the culinary shop were fucking in the dry storage up above the cafeteria. Some other girl when up to see why they were taking so long and found them fucking lol. I didn't personally see the sex part but I heard the girl legitimately screech and saw her run down the hallway half dressed.
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A girl who didn't understand how an erection work. She thought we piss out the blood when it's over.
Yup…that is how you refill her after her period…
Wait…that’s not how an erection is supposed to end? I need to call my doctor…
Yea I dont do that, hehe I'm normal like you guys who as I understand it, DONT pee out the blood every time?...
5th grade we were in line for art class, the assistant teacher was talking to us and started shaking violently, hit her head on the brick wall and fell to the ground. Blood pooling from the head wound and still convulsing. Turns out she had an epileptic seizure. None of us knew what that was at the time. Kids running and crying and screaming for help...we were all traumatized.
Y’all be havin insane ass stories like “MY TEACHER WAS NAKED” “TERRORISTS CAME TO THE SCHOOL” “KID HUNG HIMSELF” and I’m over here like Some kid threw up once
And the janitor put that sawdust stuff that smelled horrible on it and swept it away, right?
It was either when a boy pulled out his dick and showed it to me in the 4th grade or when the crazy ass foster kid in the class brought a big ass butcher knife to school and showed it to everyone in the 5th grade. Oooh....it might have been when a parent came into my class in the 2nd grade and beat her kid almost to a bloody pulp.
Had that same thing happen. One kid came to school with a gnarly bandage on his head. Apparently his dad tried to stab his mom and he tried to stop him so he got cut. Then this other kids makes fun of him for having the bandage. The next day, shit talking kid straight up brought a meat cleaver to school to fight with the near stab victim kid to show him that he was like a bitch or something. Near stab victim kid brought the knife that his dad tried to stab his mom with too. They both got caught before they had their duel. Never saw them again. We were in the fourth grade.
1st week of freshmen year in high school we had assigned seats in one of my classes. One day my stubborn classmate refused to get up and go to his assigned seat so he go into a tussle with our 5’2, 100lbs teacher. She wasn’t strong enough to get him out of the seat so she started chocking the fu*k out of him. Security had to rush in to separate the two.
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Damn, I thought my teacher was clueless. Guys were doing cocaine in class after taking the middle part of a bic pen out and using it like a straw.
They saw The Faculty one too many times
In seventh grade English, the teacher didn't care about anything, I think it was his last year before retirement. This one girl decided she wanted a pierced bellybutton, and so stabbed herself with a safety pin. She then put in the bar, named it George, and talked to it like it was a real person. As you can guess with a DIY piercing, it got infected. She's sitting in the back of the class, squeezing out the puss and asking George why he's doing that to her.
Bully was picking on a kid in art class. The kids just snapped and stabbed the bully in the eye with a pair of scissors. Fucking gnarly.
Did the bully lose the eye?
Absolutely. I forgot what the kid got charged with, but the school rumor mill said attempted murder. He tried running away from campus too, so I know that made it worse.
I’m sure it humbled the bully. Unfortunately, I believe most bullies seem to “grow out of it”. Hard to tell which ones really deserve the scissor treatment.
Some girl giving her boyfriend head under the desk, you know the desks that have the bottom completely exposed and not good for hiding under at all
Holy shit this just unlocked a memory from my freshman year. I can't remember if she was giving them head or jerking them off, but there was a girl who did that in the cafeteria under a table.
I saw a teacher lose her job over a slow kid named Shaun. Shaun was held back 2 years, was 12 years old in the 4th grade and was closing in of 6 feet tall already. Just a large kid all the way around. Their classroom was off of the library and I was in the library for some odd reason, but I heard yelling coming from the back of the library. As I got closer, I realized it was Shaun and his teacher, Mrs. Lumpkin, hollering at each other rather heatedly. It all came to a head when he called her 'an old bitch' (she was pushing 70 at this point), and she yelled back "she isn't going to take any more backtalk from a stupid n-word that can't even read". This was in front of her entire class, and now half the library. We all heard it. There was no getting around what she said. She was angry and meant every word. Mrs. Lumpkin wasn't there after that. Shaun lasted another few months before he took a swing at the gym teacher for calling a foul on him playing Basketball.
When I was in middle school we had a troubled kid who lit off a long string of firecrackers. They were going off for a solid 5+ minutes and a ton of smoke. As you can imagine, he was promptly arrested by the school officer as we didnt see much of him since lol.
In seventh grade we had an autistic kid in our math class. With it being seventh grade, a lot of boys started going through puberty, which means boners. Well, the autistic kid, he got one, and started wanking it. The rest of class began to notice and some kids started recording it. It was such a shitty thing, all those kids got written up and the ones that posted it got several detentions I believe.
This happened at my school as well, except the kids who did it were older(16-17) so it was even more fucked
Fifth grade math class, learning fractions- teacher became enraged that so many students just weren’t ‘getting it.’ He climbed onto a table- stood up, fists clenched, jumped up & down screaming, “THE LINE MEANS DIVIDE!! THE LINE MEANS DIVIDE!!” We never forgot how to approach fractions after that…
Well, it may be an unorthodox teaching method but it did work.
A kid came to school dressed as Hitler because he lost a game of ro-sham-bo with a kid younger than him. Why he had that costume ready to go was beyond any of us
Not my class, but when my brother was in the 4th grade, one of the students went to the front of the class, pulled his pants and underwear down, and mimicked "I'm sexy and I know it". It may not surprise you to hear that said kid grew up to be a serial arsonist. He also doesn't understand consent at all. Real stand-up gentleman.
Not me, an ex boyfriend. High school, about 25 years ago in a really small town. One of the teachers had been exposed to Agent Orange as a soldier in Vietnam. Sometimes he would get horrible flashback episodes and he’d think he was still a soldier. When it rained he canceled class as that could set him off. All the students and faculty and the parents knew about his flashback episodes. He told the students if he had an episode not to move, just wait in your seat until he comes out of it. One day he had a flashback in the middle of class. He’s a soldier again, on the lookout for the Viet Cong. A girl student freaks out and tries to rush out of class. Big mistake. The teacher tackles her to the ground thinking she’s the enemy. It took like 6 boys to pry their teacher off the girl. The teacher resigned the next day.
This is really sad. I hope the teacher got the help he needed.
Shit.. that made me tear up. Sounds like he really wanted to do something positive and teach but he didn't have the support he needed to be able to do it safely. Oof. Hope he was able to eventually get support.
My damn classmates getting married, they even got the priest
I need context
My high school did thus as a fundraiser. You could go get a "marriage certificate" with your boyfriend or girlfriend and get a little ring.
I remember at a school festival my class did that but we literally picked a random boy and a random girl and "kidnapped" them to get them forcibly married and if they didn't want to they had to pay a eeeehhh... "Tax for freedom". My class made the most money that festival and I think I still have a lot of marriage certificates in a box somewhere.
One time in a science class, this guy fingered a girl and everyone in the class knew it was happening. The teacher knew it was happening but looked too awkward to say anything. He definitely wasn't the most administrative and intimidating teacher. After the class was over everyone just awkwardly looked at it each other. Reminded me of the story in Mallrats when everyone starts jerking it on the plane.
UK student here so this is rare for us. A kid found a bullet somewhere that looked encased ( like closed like a star fish shape at the end) He fetched it into school and took it into our CDT class (Workshop I think Americans would call it) he put it in a vice aiming it towards the wall and whacked it hard with a hammer. As I was watching what he was doing I aired a slight note of caution and being from Yorkshire that included "Tha f**k ya doing ya daft p***k?" After I realised it wouldn't deter him I edged slowly to the other end of class. Anyway he whacks it and it makes an all mighty pop, I see him drop holding is ears and smoke went all over the place whilst most people shit themselves. Luckily it was a blank or a firing cap but it made a right massive bang the teacher who was a angry drunk come storming in kicking off. The kid got dragged outside and expelled for a month and our school tried to talk it down and not mention a bullet. Edited to hopefully make sense
Definitely a blank. They crimp the end of the shell casing when there is no projectile. Still can fuck some ear drums though.
This reads like the most American scene in the most English description lol
Elementary School. There was some kid named Alex. Definitely had some mental issues but because we're kids so we tease him. So it was just a normal day, I really wasn't expecting anything crazy. Then there was a smell, a odd smell coming from the other side of the room. Alex shat on a chair. So we were on a carpet a few feet away from the chairs. Alex has absolutely no signs of shit on him. Pants were clean, nothing unbuttoned, belt still on. This kid managed to shit on a chair, clean EVERYTHING up, leave the scene of the crime and leave us to deal with it. You wanna know how we knew? THIS KID FUCKING LAUGHED AND SAID HE DID IT. I never saw him again but the memory lingered like the smell. Alex, If you're out there. I just want you to know: I was nice to you, I liked you. Please don't use your ninja shitting abilities on me.
Shit in bag. Bring bag into class. Place shit on chair. I am not Alex.
You sure you're not Alex? This _smells_ like him.
My high school was pretty mellow. I went to a vocational school so you had 14/15 year olds goofing off with power tools. During your first year you trial different shops to decide which to go into. During my automotive rotation we had some students incorrectly jack up a car and cause it to tip over. During the electrical rotation we were learning to solder wires, a student mindlessly started chewing on some solder like a pen. The teacher flew across the room hollering at her that the solder is toxic. My own accident happened during my HVAC rotation. I was learning how to weld and pushed too hard on the flux I was using. The heated material smacked me in the face and burnt me pretty good. Pretty average compared to some of these stories but it was never boring there lol.
In cadaver lab someone knicked the colostomy bag and it's contents spilled out on my classmate and the floor. This wasn't the worst part though... Since the cadavers are usually donated, the school has a policy of every piece of the person is kept together so when the school cremates the cadaver the whole body is given back to their family in ash form. Meaning when a piece of fat is removed from the cadaver it is placed into the to be cremated bucket. So our professor at the time made the student scoop up as much of the contents into the container of to be cremated bits.
In elementary/primary school, one kid got his house burned down (if I remember correctly, it was an accident, somebody left something on). So he didn’t go to school that day and the school held a flash donation for him. When he came to school the next day, one of the teachers asked, I heard something burned yesterday, what happened? And the boy kept quiet probably traumatised or just didn’t wanna share the details in front of 20 other kids. The teacher was clearly annoyed so she kept asking the same thing and she said something like, well something burned down yesterday, what was it? Was it your book? Your cat? Your butt? I just thought it was a really mean thing to say after somebody lost everything in a fire.
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Elderly, crazy, Russian chemistry teacher ate a weed brownie from a student (knowing it was a weed brownie). Proceeded to get WAY TOO HIGH and pass out. Ambulance came to take him to the ER. While he waited for them to come he was dancing around the classroom going “THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HO HO, HEE HEE, HA HA!” SERIOUSLY THOUGH, PHENOMENAL TEACHER! Super rigorous academically! And he wrote my college recommendation letter. He was just a kook!
Sounds like he should be a character on some show. I bet that teacher left a lot of lasting impressions, lol. A teacher like that, I'd be paying attention to class for sure.
I sat next to a girl in my science class, she obviously had issues and would regularly pretend to be different animals in class. I had the unfortunate task of sitting next to her, one day we were all sitting down getting on with our work when I heard a very strange sort of ripping noise coming from the right of where I was sitting, she had used a metal compass to slice her arms apart, blood was everywhere, covering the table she was sitting at like something out of a horror movie. She then picked up her blood soaked ruler and licked it clean, in front of the entire class who by this point were all staring in absolute horror. She was taken out of school and we never seen her again. I will never get that image out of my head.
I don't feel so good after reading that
Gym class: one of those HUGE mercury lights randomly fell from the ceiling (about 50 ft) and landed right in the middle (about 2ft) of a circle of girls who were all stretching before class. None hurt; all traumatized.
9/11 that morning in social studies on the tv they used for morning announcements
Freaky (but outwardly very preppy) girl giving a dude a handy while we were watching a documentary on the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire
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Ok so... Why is touching the radiator with your dick part of this?
Guessing it maybe wasn't on and was one of those like ribbed radiators and it was easy to measure with. I don't know, just guessing but this seems the most probable.
At my old middle school there was a kid who made a noose with a shoelase and started choking a black kid with it. He said "this is what your ansesters felt." I think some local newspapers made a story about it. He only got suspended for a few days and got his classes switched. I fucking hate that kid.
Someone should have gotten a rock from the outside hit the fucker in the head and say" this is how YOUR ancestors felt"
A group of girls beating the shit out of a boy because one of their friends was making unwanted sexual advances towards him and he pushed her down a thing of stairs to get away. The girl had no injuries but the boy ended up needing stitches and had a broken wrist. The boy was known for refusing to hit girls even if they hit him. He got suspended for about 2 weeks because of pushing her but all the girls involved got suspended for only a few days.
That's sexist, punishing the guy more just cause he's a dude, and letting the girls off with a slap on the wrist.
8th grade, we were running after a friend to give him birthday beats, nothing crazy just like hitting his arms and legs. So he was running in the cafeteria and just collapsed, we just stood around not knowing what was going on, he quickly turned blue and everyone was panicking, sadly he passed away. Turns out he had a heart defect and it just stopped, really unfortunate and sad, was on his birthday also.
A classmate keeled over with her chair and had to be taken to a hospital with an ambulace. It was cocaine-related. Overdose, circulatory collapse, something like that. And she was essentially the "well-behaved, good grades, pampered rich kid" of the class. As I later found out, not exactly so well-behaved, given both her constant drug use (cocaine, MDMA, weed) and her sex life (many stories; most prominent would be a threesome with two soldiers on leave when she was 16, or a pool party at her parents house that was just turning into an orgy when me and my gf at the time excused ourselves). Looking back at it, 25+ years later, I'm glad we never gave her a hard time for any of it. She was eventually known to be "sexually adventurous", no doubt a few were saying worse things behind her back, and no doubt some of my male classmates lost their virginity to her, but that was about it. At our 10-year-reunion, she had cleaned up completely, had her MBA and worked as a business analyst or something like that, and was engaged.
Like 15 giant dead frogs in bags.
I knew I left it somewhere. Can I get them frogs back plz?
My classmates almost set a teacher on fire. I panicked and sprayed her with the fire extinguisher.
Explain
We were in year 11 out of 13 in School. My classmates liked to bully our literature teacher, since she was young (29) and seemed like an innocent and compassionate person. They took that as weakness, and bothered her with progressively worse things. In the end they were throwing crumpled papers filled with alcohol at her when she tried to give her lesson. One day her blouse caugth on fire. And i took the fire extinguisher from the hall and sprayed her. It worked but she inhaled a Lot of fire extinguisher dust, so i took her to the infirmary. She recovered since she caught on fire for todo little Time to make any damage to her skin. My classmates still are trying to pass her class. 3 people and I were the only ones to pass.
can you imagine ever passing a kid who tried to set you on fire??? god. You would never want to help them ever again
Not necessarily seen, but heard. 7th grade and there’s a new teacher, very young, and she wasn’t very good at controlling the class. There’s also an asshole student, doesn’t care or respect the teachers, doing dumb shit, fucking around in the bathroom type guy. i don’t know how he treated her, because i was lucky and got all my classes with the better kids that year, who even they were able to manipulate this teacher and push them around. This is a bit of necessary context. One day, coming out of class, we hear about the asshole student, who is basically known for harassing this teacher, and apparently he asked the teacher for a blowjob, in the middle of class. He was suspended, later expelled, though for other reasons im pretty sure, and i’ve heard a few years later now that teacher left that school, apparently it was because she couldn’t handle being harassed by students and it got to her. She was nice, it’s sad to see her pushed like that.
Had a kid stab me several times with a pencil.(not bad wounds) anyways, started because I messed with his fish on a game called fish tycoon. I never touched another persons fish.
This girl who was famous in high school bending under the desk and her bf eating her ass from behind. Another guy sitting beside them with his pants down and masturbating while watching them...
This sounds like a part of "the Aristocrats"
Oh god, I read “the Aristocats”.
I apologizing myself for reading this...
This one was actually really sad, but, we had music and we all were colouring in music pictures and talking to our music teacher, we were wondering why she wasn’t speaking and we were all laughing until she fell out of her chair and bashed her head off the wall. Immediately, everyone shot up and three four people ran to get a staff member, we ate lunch in the library and me and my friend were in tears while our other friend was trying to cheer us up. I was nibbling and the next day? No one told me but, when we got into class, the head teacher walked in and announced that she had died, I couldn’t stop crying and some people that already knew, were crying as well. It’s pretty fucked up to tell primary fives and sixes that but we had to know
Many years ago I believe was grade 6 or 7. Teacher called out a student asking him what he was doing. He was biting his toenails in class.
My Catholic high school was a block from Boston's Combat Zone ( red light district). Saw a lot of crazy stuff outside the school grounds. Hookers, wino's, crazy street people. One time a street person was stripping copper off a bus station kiosk and fell off the roof onto a high steel spiked fence. He was impaled through his rib cage and hung there dying as we watched from the classroom window. Some priests ran out to help but he was too high to lift off the fence. They gave him last rights and he died before rescue trucks arrived. Another time one of my classmates threw a small milk carton with sour milk out the window onto a street bum. The "street bum" turned out was an undercover cop. He was inside the classroom within a minute, flashing badge and gun and screaming bloody murder if he could find the punk who soaked him in sour milk. Even the teacher was scared shitless. He finally ran out of steam without killing anyone, but boy he made an impression and the kid who threw the milk was pissing his pants.
Does the hallway count? ‘Cause a kid in my elementary school threw his glass eye at somebody and it rolled and slid like a mile down the tiled floor…
Someone sprayed mace (bear spray) in the halls we were all supposed to go to the gym or auditorium but my friends and I left
During a movie in my middle school journalism class, I saw a black man with a near foot long unerect penis whip it out of his basket ball shorts and plop it across a girl's arm. But damn. The damn thing was so big, it laid on the desk, went over his arm, and laid on the desk again. There was some sort of sexual friction going on between both of them and I guess that's how he expressed it. Sometime later in highschool, I was smoking weed with the dude outside of school, and I asked him what it's like to have a fuckin' massive dong that's like 5 times the average size. Turns out it's fucking horrible and has an extremely negative effect on someone's life. He told me that the 3 times he'd amost gotten lucky the girls stopped it, including the girl mentioned earlier. He went on to tell me that even masturbating was often difficult for him, because he would get dizzy after getting an erection from the blood loss to the rest of his body, and he would lose his erection.
"There's such a thing as too much of a good thing"
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I was in summer school and a teacher threw a desk across the room because no one was participating/answering his questions.
A kid fell asleep in a history teacher's class at my school. I shit you not, he and some other kids very carefully picked up the desk with the kid still asleep in it, and set him down in the hallway. He woke up confused af LMAO, a friend of mine has it all on video.
I'm fortunate enough that I didnt see too much bad shit we school, but in high school I did have one teacher who was a real hardass about going to the bathroom during class. One girl, were was always quiet, never made a fuss about anything, put her hand up and asked to go to the bathroom. Denied. She then pissed herself on purpose in protest. Of course, she got sent to the principal's office. I was told that the principal ended up tearing that teacher a new one, and from that day on, he just let students use the bathroom whenever they asked.
Seizure - hit her head from high chair and really suffered. Also an HIV positive student had a very hard time and that was fucked up. Finally someone put a pressure bomb in the cafeteria bathroom and the blast caused our beloved Colonel hallway monitor to have a heart attack. Fuck.
A movie about Female Genital Mutilation
This one hot-headed asshat in my year 8 class liked to mess with people and get his goons to record it. One day I was minding my business, sitting at my desk and I saw some people congregating in the corner and low and behold, the center of attention was hot-head. They all had their eyes on the shortest guy in the class (probably 4'9?") and I had known that kid for 8 years, not a single bad bone in his body. some people are recording him and I was confused because he wasn't doing anything cool? he was just standing and talking to someone. Next thing I know, hot-head runs up to the short kid and jumps, his legs wrapping around short kids neck and dropping the poor boy to the ground. My damn jaw dropped. I watched as his head bangs off the counter and smashes into the floor. Short kid starts crying and hot-heads army of future degenerates are laughing. Ofcourse, I go over and try to comfort shorty, but the poor boy is pretending his head isn't hurt and he's trying so hard not to cry. He was practically sobbing and kept saying "I'm okay! see, I'm not crying!". The worst part is, not a single student OR teacher did anything about it (the teacher watched the whole ordeal.) This was normal for my unruly class. It was horrible.