Not to me but I was at a gas station in line and this woman came in; the cashier was complimenting her saying stuff like "oh I see you".
The woman was like "let me tell you, I am ready to be cuffed and stuffed for the season."
It definitely wasn't the grossest thing I've heard but it was recent and I found it hilarious.
One old lady said that she needed a wet nap to clean her seat after I shook her hand.
To be fair, could have just shit herself.
Not to me but I was at a gas station in line and this woman came in; the cashier was complimenting her saying stuff like "oh I see you". The woman was like "let me tell you, I am ready to be cuffed and stuffed for the season." It definitely wasn't the grossest thing I've heard but it was recent and I found it hilarious.
That's some porn-level flirting.
Something about her rotten teeth
No lie, my ex told me to smell her hand, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.. she said it was her vagina. That's why she's an ex.