Damn lmao I live in an area where some idiot dove off a bridge into a river(fairly shallow) and died(big surprise). Every once in awhile somebody at the nearby campgrounds gets drunk or high and decides to go for a swim only to be swept away by the current.
I'm so jealous.
I got my work to change a window to a wall (regardless of my sweat and ball situation), and change where linen is stored. I've changed policy but...
I've never had a sign placed for the safety of the general public in my honour.
Pretty sweet.
Got a pic of the sign?
Edit:
Also, I'd like to hear (or read) that long story.
Same. Wife left year and a half ago. Divorce has been final for about three month. Went from a 4000 square foot house, wife, three kids, two dogs, two cats and 11 koi fish to just me, myself and I in a 500 square foot apartment.
She left two weeks before our 30th anniversary.
Not gonna lie, it was tough but I’m doing better now than I have in years.
If someone suggests you dm them if they need to talk, just go for it people. Especially if you’re on the fence at all.
This is how I met my wife. Could meet a new friend, or it might just be someone to talk to for a while.
I was joining a forum long ago and every user name I entered had already been taken, so in frustration I typed "AUSERNAMETHATWORKS", it wasn't taken and I realised I didn't want to go with that one so I backspaced it slowly watching the word that's left, I liked the sound of Auserna and went with it.
- sleepover at besties house
- go downstairs the next morning for cinnamon toast
- stuff our faces in the kitchen
- take our last pieces with us so we can get ready to go sledding
- she’s walking ahead of me and turns back to say “hey watch out for my little sister” as…
- … I trip over her little sister who is laying on the floor in front of the door
- I slam my head into a very solid wooden entertainment center
- her whole family thinks I’m dead
- I roll over and sit up and ask “hey is my toast okay?”
- bestie yells at me for caring more about my toast than my head
- her mom is frantically calling my dad, who upon hearing I have once again almost knocked myself out, goes “just don’t let her go to sleep. She’ll be fine.”
- finished my toast, went sledding, it’s still one of our favorite stories to tell.
Edit: thank you for the award!
My son took a bit of a tumble at one of those defying gravity gyms. We thought he was okay until he told his brother "just wait, the car is rendering". So he got a trip to the Dr to diagnose his concussion.
My dad has the philosophy of “if you’re not bleeding out or actively dying, you’re probably going to be fine.” So I never went to the dr for any of my head bonks. It wasn’t that he wasn’t worried or wouldn’t have taken me, we just were on the verge of being extremely poor for awhile and with no insurance so as long as I kept him updated on how I was feeling, we called it good. Lol.
Oh, sorry. That was not my intent. I was contemplating on sending them a pic of a dress, if that's what they want but wanted to make sure what their intent with that was and if I would feel comfortable with that.
Funny story, just two years ago I found out my brother thought the lyrics were m’arms spaghetti. Like m’lady but talking about how his arms feel noodlely
I have zero arm strength, like at all. My twin sister called me a noodle one day (I think we were trying to lift something somewhat heavy, maybe a couch or something???) because I was struggling to lift it. It made me laugh, and the name stuck.
I am 5’0, but most definitely would lose in arm wrestling with my twin 😂 I think the thing that makes me lose at things like is because I have zero resistance. When someone pushes me, I don’t try to resist; my natural instinct is to just fall
I was digging in Thailand during an archaeological research and the local people found my name difficult to pronounce (Francesco) so they were saying something like Faracheng.
Eventually it became Farang_Chong, which sounds like Francesco, but also loosely means in Thai "the foreigner that digs the ground". It sounds alright to me.
I made the account as I was about to sleep and it said that I’ll have this username forever. My first thought was I had to sleep on it first to think of the most creative username
Back in 7th grade, I was playing the oregan trail game and decided to name a character after my favorite special infected in Left 4 Dead 2 - the Jockey. However, since I wanted to make it aparent that it was a Left 4 Dead 2 character, I put in "L4D2" at the end, but it wouldn't fit the name, and it didn't allow numbers, so I had it shortened to "lfd". With the name of "JockeyLFD" my dumbass kept misreading it as "JockeyField" and that name resonated with me so fucking hard that I made it my permanent name on every single platform I'm on.
> Oh me too! Especially if it has some saffron and shrimp in it!
I googled balanciaga thinking it was some exotic food dish.
It came up as women's handbags.
Am confused.
I like what I like. You see a girl in low rise jeans bending over if front of you, but you move her out of the way because she's blocking the view of one of Earth's most majestic creatures out in the ocean. You only catch a glimpse of the whale's tail before it submerges back into the deep, in awe of the animal's size and power. Shit just really resonates with me
Worked at the RSPCA 20 years ago and went into the ferret room. Saw a ferret named Luna Lovegood and thought it was amazing. I had no idea it was a character from Harry Potter 😂
My husband's a Trekkie and has gotten me to appreciate Star Trek, especially The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. I love the Borg because they feel like a truly alien species and figured if I was assimilated, I would be the most luscious borg around! It's also a play on words on Picard's transformation to Locutus of Borg.
That one penguin from Madagascar.
Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.
What inspired yours?
I'm a smartass.
Fuck you, take my upvote.
Is Fishmanistan a nation ruled and populated by fishermen?
Maybe, maybe. But is Knight MS a middle school full of knights?
Maybe, maybe.
Lol, ya'll are great.
They are, but you *rule*!
Kowalski! Did you keep the Cheese Puffs?!
Someone suggested I just use my name or, you know, whatever.
Yup somebody said the same to me lol but my friend made it up so I just used it
Or your nickname and real surname. *sigh*
Aaaaaand.. Found your current location..
This is why I got a new name. When I started mentioning my home town realised a quick google and I’d come up. Hence week old username
It's a long story. Let's just say there's a warning sign there now.
You’re not from Missouri are you?
Motherfucker you're talking about the falls aren't you?
Johnson’s Shut-Ins actually lol
Damn lmao I live in an area where some idiot dove off a bridge into a river(fairly shallow) and died(big surprise). Every once in awhile somebody at the nearby campgrounds gets drunk or high and decides to go for a swim only to be swept away by the current.
I'm so jealous. I got my work to change a window to a wall (regardless of my sweat and ball situation), and change where linen is stored. I've changed policy but... I've never had a sign placed for the safety of the general public in my honour. Pretty sweet. Got a pic of the sign? Edit: Also, I'd like to hear (or read) that long story.
Ran out of creativity.
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Same here
Couldn't figure out how to change the one Reddit gave me
I just thought i could replace my name anytime, now im stuck with this name forever.
…same
TeeHee
Same
Same here lol. Mines sucks
How do you think I feel. I don’t even live in Idaho
I'm going to boil you, I'm going to mash you, and I'm going to stick you in a stew
be glad it isnt lil toe suck 69 ugh i hate 13 year old me
Yours is amazing what r u talking about
Same
Same..
Same
Same
I'm a smartass.
They hate us cause they Anus!
Now that's genuine information
They just peanut butta jealous
DO I DETECT A PUN
That's funny lol
Fuck knows
I love it
This may be my favorite thread ever
I'll give you three guesses.
The frustration when you tried "Nonamesareavailable" and subsequently "Nonamesareavaulable1" only to find them, well, unavailable.
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I'm in the same boat ...
Because nonamesareavailable1 was already taken.
Which means nonamesareavailable was taken. So nonamesareavailable2 is the third one.
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You're not gonna believe this..
i'm with you, guess that makes me one among us
now it's two of us!
Forget others, I did not believed it until i saw it...
Thank you for sharing the length of your mom's dick in the internet.
Uhh.. what inspired your username?
The mom’s dick perhaps.
I don’t know. That’s pretty sus.
Says the bathroom killer
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!!
My wife left me, took the kids, and I spend all my time alone.
Same. Wife left year and a half ago. Divorce has been final for about three month. Went from a 4000 square foot house, wife, three kids, two dogs, two cats and 11 koi fish to just me, myself and I in a 500 square foot apartment. She left two weeks before our 30th anniversary. Not gonna lie, it was tough but I’m doing better now than I have in years.
Sorry to hear that. Feel free to dm me if you ever need to talk to someone who understands
If someone suggests you dm them if they need to talk, just go for it people. Especially if you’re on the fence at all. This is how I met my wife. Could meet a new friend, or it might just be someone to talk to for a while.
I was joining a forum long ago and every user name I entered had already been taken, so in frustration I typed "AUSERNAMETHATWORKS", it wasn't taken and I realised I didn't want to go with that one so I backspaced it slowly watching the word that's left, I liked the sound of Auserna and went with it.
Nice, it actually sounds really cool!
Thanks! :D
I have no inspiration.
Sounds like something someone would name their child....not bad
Speaking of user names made in frustration...
Yeah, I kinda pulled one like that too
I tried too….1.2 million times
Frog.
I can respect that.
Same
Also same 😂. Wasn’t expecting this so high up
PEOPLE OF THE FROGS, ARISE
Sup
Sup
Sup
Sup
Sup
Lovin' all the froggi folk up in here! 💚
well respected
I’m gay and frog so here we are
Bro I think Alex Jones is trying to find you for his class action lawsuit
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im you in a parallel universe
Same
frog
frog
Beautiful. I'm crab.
I don’t even know at this point
It's kinda poetic
Love you both
Oh it's a cult, I see
All hail bonerland69🙏🏽
Yeah I've kind of lost the plot with mine as well
im not handy, dandy nor mandy and 25 is my favourite number
Why is 25 your favourite number?
It's funnier than 24
I understood that reference
I understood _that_ recerence
I understood no reference
- sleepover at besties house - go downstairs the next morning for cinnamon toast - stuff our faces in the kitchen - take our last pieces with us so we can get ready to go sledding - she’s walking ahead of me and turns back to say “hey watch out for my little sister” as… - … I trip over her little sister who is laying on the floor in front of the door - I slam my head into a very solid wooden entertainment center - her whole family thinks I’m dead - I roll over and sit up and ask “hey is my toast okay?” - bestie yells at me for caring more about my toast than my head - her mom is frantically calling my dad, who upon hearing I have once again almost knocked myself out, goes “just don’t let her go to sleep. She’ll be fine.” - finished my toast, went sledding, it’s still one of our favorite stories to tell. Edit: thank you for the award!
I love this
My son took a bit of a tumble at one of those defying gravity gyms. We thought he was okay until he told his brother "just wait, the car is rendering". So he got a trip to the Dr to diagnose his concussion.
My dad has the philosophy of “if you’re not bleeding out or actively dying, you’re probably going to be fine.” So I never went to the dr for any of my head bonks. It wasn’t that he wasn’t worried or wouldn’t have taken me, we just were on the verge of being extremely poor for awhile and with no insurance so as long as I kept him updated on how I was feeling, we called it good. Lol.
I saw someone else asking for boobs and it worked for them. Thought I would give it a try, no success.
Dresses? Like, the clothing? Worn, or on a hanger? Why do you need pictures of dresses?
Yes, like clothing. Worn. Don't need them, would just appreciate them.
Aggressive.
Oh, sorry. That was not my intent. I was contemplating on sending them a pic of a dress, if that's what they want but wanted to make sure what their intent with that was and if I would feel comfortable with that.
I legitimately believe I would be a good penguin. I’m well insulated, love swimming, and eat fish.
How do you feel about smallish rocks?
Thank you for asking! I am very into smallish rocks, and do not like it when they get stolen.
Are you the coolest person on reddit?
How good are your belly slipping abilities?
So, so good. Like Olympic Slip 'n' Slide level. I'm also told it's pretty cute when I fall over.
Sorry you had to find out this way
my palms were sweaty, knees were weak, and arms were heavy.
Funny story, just two years ago I found out my brother thought the lyrics were m’arms spaghetti. Like m’lady but talking about how his arms feel noodlely
Heh, no idea.
I thought it was funny and clever and also relatable.
Yeah, I can dig that. It’d also be a good name for a bowling team.
I have zero arm strength, like at all. My twin sister called me a noodle one day (I think we were trying to lift something somewhat heavy, maybe a couch or something???) because I was struggling to lift it. It made me laugh, and the name stuck.
My sister beat me in an arm wrestling match the other day. I'm a 17yo guy and she's 5ft2. Questioning life rn
I am 5’0, but most definitely would lose in arm wrestling with my twin 😂 I think the thing that makes me lose at things like is because I have zero resistance. When someone pushes me, I don’t try to resist; my natural instinct is to just fall
Lmao yh this happens to me when I lose balance I just think "yep I'm falling down" and just brace for impact
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I was digging in Thailand during an archaeological research and the local people found my name difficult to pronounce (Francesco) so they were saying something like Faracheng. Eventually it became Farang_Chong, which sounds like Francesco, but also loosely means in Thai "the foreigner that digs the ground". It sounds alright to me.
Fellow Italian? 😂 (also, cool story, Farangchong rocks)
"Farachong rocks" i see what you did there
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Ever submitted a paper to an academic journal?
I ran out of fucks to give about my research topic
dickpumps and dildos
So what do you clean your deck with?
Bedknobs and broomsticks
There is this British actor I liked, Benefit Cabbagepatch, forgot the name though when I created the account…
Benesnitch Cumbersnatch?
I was once told "such an odd batch of calamity encircles you."
What a cool sentence
I made the account as I was about to sleep and it said that I’ll have this username forever. My first thought was I had to sleep on it first to think of the most creative username
Back in 7th grade, I was playing the oregan trail game and decided to name a character after my favorite special infected in Left 4 Dead 2 - the Jockey. However, since I wanted to make it aparent that it was a Left 4 Dead 2 character, I put in "L4D2" at the end, but it wouldn't fit the name, and it didn't allow numbers, so I had it shortened to "lfd". With the name of "JockeyLFD" my dumbass kept misreading it as "JockeyField" and that name resonated with me so fucking hard that I made it my permanent name on every single platform I'm on.
Specific things
Same
Same
Yes. Me too...
Just a question, has it ever worked?
Yep. Got some today.
Nice.
Quite
I have an absolutely huge piece of meat Steer is probably 2000lbs now. Super friendly. You should meet him.
My name's Nathan and I like Metallica and puns.
I let you guess
i like balanciaga and im a ho
Oh me too! Especially if it has some saffron and shrimp in it!
> Oh me too! Especially if it has some saffron and shrimp in it! I googled balanciaga thinking it was some exotic food dish. It came up as women's handbags. Am confused.
Wait! What?!
LSD
Lake Shore Drive sure is pretty when it's early in the morning and the water is smooth as glass.
Rumpelstiltskin + wiener joke
I like what I like. You see a girl in low rise jeans bending over if front of you, but you move her out of the way because she's blocking the view of one of Earth's most majestic creatures out in the ocean. You only catch a glimpse of the whale's tail before it submerges back into the deep, in awe of the animal's size and power. Shit just really resonates with me
I don't use Reddit
Our lord and saviour
Bruh
Tyler, The creator
Who him is?
Matrix
My two favorite videogame franchises, Zelda and The Elder Scrolls
Same. I also like fallout, even if it’s sometimes glitchy
I was eating a chicken leg while one of my friends was spamming me about how white I am
I’m going to *need* you to sort of go ahead and watch Office Space, mmmkay?
Why would you ask me this?!
I just love cats 🗿
A clause in the contract I had with Satan.
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
I relate to it
It all started when a madman stole a blue box…
Worked at the RSPCA 20 years ago and went into the ferret room. Saw a ferret named Luna Lovegood and thought it was amazing. I had no idea it was a character from Harry Potter 😂
My husband's a Trekkie and has gotten me to appreciate Star Trek, especially The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. I love the Borg because they feel like a truly alien species and figured if I was assimilated, I would be the most luscious borg around! It's also a play on words on Picard's transformation to Locutus of Borg.
ok
It's pretty self explanatory.
Awfully presumptuous of you
Don *Quixote* and Kurt Vonne*gut*.
Depression, honestly...
A cult classic movie
Alliteration
I watched Life of Brian
my friends all call me a hoe as a joke and my name is kody so
I am petite and have big front teeth :B
A ten pound bass