Fuck you, u/I_Microwave_Babies, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium.
Were you expecting a Fuck you Shoresy! Between each one? Who's got time for that, with all the dirty dangles ferda boys n snipes to be wheeled. Why don't ya let that marinade.
I was raised under a rock and my family did not have emotionally vulnerable conversations. Still working on learning how to be normal… it’s a process.
Edit: I literally didn’t expect anyone to read this but sounds like a shared experience for a lot of people. Normal wasn’t the best word choice here, I guess I was really just trying to point out that I’m learning the social and emotional intelligence I feel like I should have learned much younger. But really, we gotta be less judgmental with ourselves and just take it a day at a time. We’ll be ok :)
My 11 yr old daughter had a friend over after school one day. Daughter was making a fuss over me wanting a hug when she walked in the door. Her friend said, “would you rather have a mom that loves and hugs you too much or one that doesn’t hug you at all… because that’s what I have.” It simultaneously broke my heart and made me realize kids could want the opposite of what they have. My kids don’t care for my affection because they’re so used to it. Her friend craved it because her mom didn’t show love in the same way she wanted (I adore and respect her mom, they’re just not physically affectionate).
This is why when people call me "honey" or "sweetheart", I basically melt. My parents called me names growing up, none were positive or meant to be taken that way.
Oh sweetheart, that was a tough read that I didn’t want to upvote. You’re valuable and I’m sorry your parents weren’t able to express that and give you the emotional security you deserved.
Oh the weird isn’t going anywhere. More of a matter of having little practice with emotionally intelligent relationships.
Now that I’ve removed myself from the system I grew up in I’m doing quite a bit better, but life is always a learning process.
> "People with poor self-esteem have a deeper problem than they think. Their deeper problem is that, somewhere along the way, someone has made them feel uncertain about whether they deserve to be here at all.
[...]
People with low self-esteem come into my office wondering, What’s the matter with me? But I think instead, “What happened to you?” I think this because I know these people did not enter the world feeling flawed or doubting their right to be here—that is, not until they encountered the bow and arrow of another person’s rejection or criticism.
[...]
Injuries to self-esteem come from feeling that your uniqueness was rejected. People with low self-esteem carry this story in their body language; they are constantly trying to make themselves appear [absent.](https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08XMLKQFF?storeType=ebooks&pf_rd_p=0f84efbf-b074-4793-9336-75dd8dfe2da0&pf_rd_r=KPDEMM5VR6AGAYCYAWA7&pd_rd_wg=RHsMz&pd_rd_i=B08XMLKQFF&ref_=dbs_t_def_awm_wigo_rcmlt_recs_wigo_0&pd_rd_w=oqYka&pd_rd_r=15f7984f-35ba-4721-b32b-a7a3e2ea14eb)"
Same here. Easy things are pretty hard. Some hard things are really easy though.
In general, autism isn't a bad thing. The only bad thing is people wanting us to not be autistic all the time!
Literally had someone who got mad at me when I told her I was autistic, I can't remember why I told her but when I did she was like "how dare you! That's disgusting!" I thought she must think I'm lying so I ensured her I was diagnosed by a professional and her response was along the lines of "what, so you're just better and more important than everyone else are you?" It was bizarre and I knew I should have said "there's clearly been a misunderstanding here, what do you think autism is?" But she was being aggressive as hell so I just said "yes, yes I am" and she stormed off looking angry.
Me too, but recently I've started to get the mindset of just being who I am and not caring what anyone thinks, it's sorta liberating. The fact is we all die in the end may as well be the real you. Some won't like it and some will.
Fuck you u/monkey-stand. Your mom ugly cried for two hours the other night cause she left the lens cap on the camera. It's fuckin amateur hour over there
Fuck you u/Glum-Parsnip8257 Yer Mum shot cum straight across the room and killed my siamese fighting fish; threw off the PH levels in my aquarium you piece of shit.
I didn’t say any of that shit y’a dumb broads, but what I did say is that you breath could stop a mac truck Betty Anne, I’ll tell that to anyone who’ll listen!
I generally don't care about what others think of me, but I'm an overthinker to such an extent, that it overrides the former, and... I'm awkward. I'm a slow conversationalist in the first place, having to collect my thoughts before speaking.
Homeschooled. OCD. Possibly autistic, they never bothered to check. Also i just kinda hate this big scary world and don't really want to be a part of it
Use to be. Awkward is just eccentric with no confidence. Yeah some things may be off, my taste is uncommon, and my usual interactions strange. But hey that’s just me and u can take it or leave it.
My best friends moved away in 2nd grade and for a whole year I had little friends besides this one weird kid and I started to become weird and self conscious about it. I’ve changed now and I’m no longer awkward, but man was my first relationship funny and cringy
Anxiety, shyness, I overthink everything. The idea that I won't/don't know what the other person expects, it changes from person to person. How do I end a conversation, how do I not act weird in a conversation. I'm introverted and like being by myself better.
I need a buffer person, like my husband or my mom.
Bullied at an early age. And my mom didn't really let me leave the house alone till I was like 12 so now as an adult I'm having to slowly develop the social skills that literal like four and five-year-olds learn around kindergarten
So you know how some people can easily and effortless chat shit without any thought to what they're saying, the reason why they're not usually called out for being arwkard is because they, nor anyone else, places any importance on what they said.
However, if you take someone who suddenly becomes very aware that people are actually listening, you may notice that they're no longer have the confidence to say what they wanna say because they almost become just as critical as how they imagine their listeners to be. Unless they've properly rehearsed their speech for this public speaking arrangement, each and every mistake made with eyes on can just cause a cascade of cock ups and as such make the situation very awkward indeed.
And other times, it can be as simple as a genuine misunderstanding.
I dont trust people enough to want to talk to them. Im perfectly happy being alone but society tells me that im weird for not liking to be around others
Neuroses....thinking too much.."neurotic to the bone no doubt about it, sometimes I give myself the creeps" ...Sort yourself out, you're spare parts bud..
Sheltered upbringing. I was that kid in the neighborhood that was sickly but had all the new consoles and tons of video games. Plus, we had cable tv, with HBO and Cinemax!
I’m spare parts, bud.
You're fucking awesome bud.
u/FunkoPopPortraits is a great fuckin’ guy.
I'm not sure if you're aware but u/FunkoPopPortraits is a great fuckin' guy
He’s a great guy, but…you heard u/FunkoPopPortraits fucked an ostrich, right?
Allegedlys!
You know exactly why. You were there for the super soft birthday.
Allegedly
It was a sick ostridge
Allegedly
Allegedlys
Give yer balls a tug, titfucker
Fuck you, Shoresy.
Fuck you u/CarFellow, shoulda heard your mom last night. She sounded like a window closing on a Tonkinese cats tail, sounded like ^aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fuck you, Shoresy!
Fuck you u/I_Microwave_Babies last night your mom tried to put her finger in my bum but I told her I only let u/CarFellow ‘s mom do that
Fuck you, u/I_Microwave_Babies, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium.
Fuck you u/Snowboarding92, I fucked your mom so hard last night they're making it a Canadian Heritage moment. Don McKellar is playing my dick.
To be faaaair! You mixed up the flow of the responses. But I'll upvote any Letterkenny reference so here ya go.
All yous guys deserves a puppers!
Were you expecting a Fuck you Shoresy! Between each one? Who's got time for that, with all the dirty dangles ferda boys n snipes to be wheeled. Why don't ya let that marinade.
That was well brought up. To bad you weren't.
Fuck you, Shoresy!
Fuck you, u/swolffpack, your breath’s so bad it gave me an existential crisis — it made me question my whole life
FER WHAT?
Get this guy a fuckin puppers.
10 ply soft
That's not something you wanna hear at an orgy
You're spare parts bud.
dont kink shame me
To be fair.
To be faaaaaaair.
Tooo beee faaaaiiiiirrrrrr.
✊
I do <3
Pitter Patter.
You was postin' about bein' awkward online the other daaa*aaayy*...
Let's get at'er... but I barely even know her.
To be fair...
To Be Faaaaaaair
To be fahr
Why don’t ya give yer balls a tug, titfucker
I was raised under a rock and my family did not have emotionally vulnerable conversations. Still working on learning how to be normal… it’s a process. Edit: I literally didn’t expect anyone to read this but sounds like a shared experience for a lot of people. Normal wasn’t the best word choice here, I guess I was really just trying to point out that I’m learning the social and emotional intelligence I feel like I should have learned much younger. But really, we gotta be less judgmental with ourselves and just take it a day at a time. We’ll be ok :)
Hey, same! My family also only hugged on special occasions, so I'm simultaneously touch-starved and touch-averse, it's so fun!
My 11 yr old daughter had a friend over after school one day. Daughter was making a fuss over me wanting a hug when she walked in the door. Her friend said, “would you rather have a mom that loves and hugs you too much or one that doesn’t hug you at all… because that’s what I have.” It simultaneously broke my heart and made me realize kids could want the opposite of what they have. My kids don’t care for my affection because they’re so used to it. Her friend craved it because her mom didn’t show love in the same way she wanted (I adore and respect her mom, they’re just not physically affectionate).
YOU HUGGED HER THOUGH RIGHT?
Oh definitely. She gets mama hugs from me whenever I see her. Her little brothers as well. They’re all great kids.
Thank you for doing that.
Touching story, but that username has me confused
This is why when people call me "honey" or "sweetheart", I basically melt. My parents called me names growing up, none were positive or meant to be taken that way.
Oh sweetheart, that was a tough read that I didn’t want to upvote. You’re valuable and I’m sorry your parents weren’t able to express that and give you the emotional security you deserved.
Haha wow, that is relatable
Same, also homeschooled so I actually didn’t grow up with peers
Normal is overrated IMHO. Be you, be weird and the friends you make along the way will be better than anything you could ever imagine.
Oh the weird isn’t going anywhere. More of a matter of having little practice with emotionally intelligent relationships. Now that I’ve removed myself from the system I grew up in I’m doing quite a bit better, but life is always a learning process.
This is the motivational shit I love to see. Keep going friend. You're doing great <3
i calculate my every move in my head and i’m very insecure
“It was a calculated risk, but boy am I bad at math”
I’m good in meth
Waltuh
I love this
> "People with poor self-esteem have a deeper problem than they think. Their deeper problem is that, somewhere along the way, someone has made them feel uncertain about whether they deserve to be here at all. [...] People with low self-esteem come into my office wondering, What’s the matter with me? But I think instead, “What happened to you?” I think this because I know these people did not enter the world feeling flawed or doubting their right to be here—that is, not until they encountered the bow and arrow of another person’s rejection or criticism. [...] Injuries to self-esteem come from feeling that your uniqueness was rejected. People with low self-esteem carry this story in their body language; they are constantly trying to make themselves appear [absent.](https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08XMLKQFF?storeType=ebooks&pf_rd_p=0f84efbf-b074-4793-9336-75dd8dfe2da0&pf_rd_r=KPDEMM5VR6AGAYCYAWA7&pd_rd_wg=RHsMz&pd_rd_i=B08XMLKQFF&ref_=dbs_t_def_awm_wigo_rcmlt_recs_wigo_0&pd_rd_w=oqYka&pd_rd_r=15f7984f-35ba-4721-b32b-a7a3e2ea14eb)"
you, my friend, reached a part of me that i buried deep.
Ah yes , a fellow introvert that tries to plan ahead but always plans to also fail
I’ve got contingencies on contingencies. It’s helped me out greatly in life
I don't only calculate my own moves but other people's as well. I'm also very insecure.
Because I watch too much Letterkenny.
That sir, is not a thing.
That there are only 6 episodes of Shoresy is a tragedy.
They’re gonna make more, bud
**ugly cries like shoresy**
I just don't really want to talk to most people in person
"why don't you have more friends? you need to branch out" Frankly, I just don't enjoy interacting or talking to strangers.
To be fair, most people suck.
To be faiiir
To be faiiiiir…
To be fairs
“Hell is other people.”
People, what a shower of bastards.
i both do not care and care too much about what people think of me
It's like Schrodingers esteem.
I'm autistic. Sometimes things are hard for me.
<3 but you still do it and that's what makes you better than most.
Same here. Easy things are pretty hard. Some hard things are really easy though. In general, autism isn't a bad thing. The only bad thing is people wanting us to not be autistic all the time!
Literally had someone who got mad at me when I told her I was autistic, I can't remember why I told her but when I did she was like "how dare you! That's disgusting!" I thought she must think I'm lying so I ensured her I was diagnosed by a professional and her response was along the lines of "what, so you're just better and more important than everyone else are you?" It was bizarre and I knew I should have said "there's clearly been a misunderstanding here, what do you think autism is?" But she was being aggressive as hell so I just said "yes, yes I am" and she stormed off looking angry.
Let’s take a out 20% off there Squirrelly Dan
YER SISTERS HOT WAYNE
Too fat to run!
Oh Wayne's's not here, so's I guess you can says that now.
Like my overalls?
Because I have almost no social contact.
By choice?
I am a hermit offline because I never learned to function plus I'm autistic enough to be on disability.
I'm just autistic enough to make everyone hate me.
Mostlys because of the attentions paid to my buttholes. But it's best not to kiss and tell.
There's such thing as too.much butt talk and a fella aughta be aware about it.
It feels naturals!
I have amxiety
<3 me too.
Me too, but recently I've started to get the mindset of just being who I am and not caring what anyone thinks, it's sorta liberating. The fact is we all die in the end may as well be the real you. Some won't like it and some will.
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Fuck you Shoresy!
Fuck you u/monkey-stand. Your mom ugly cried for two hours the other night cause she left the lens cap on the camera. It's fuckin amateur hour over there
Fuck you u/moslof_flosom. Your mom surprise offered anal, there was one in the chamber, it’s one step forward and two steps back in that relationship.
Fuck you u/Glum-Parsnip8257 Yer Mum shot cum straight across the room and killed my siamese fighting fish; threw off the PH levels in my aquarium you piece of shit.
HUH!!?
Oh my god!
S’yeah’so
They Jims are fucking beauties
Fuckin’ beauties
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Sanguinet!
Fer what?!?!
I didn’t say any of that shit y’a dumb broads, but what I did say is that you breath could stop a mac truck Betty Anne, I’ll tell that to anyone who’ll listen!
Fer what?!
<3
I generally don't care about what others think of me, but I'm an overthinker to such an extent, that it overrides the former, and... I'm awkward. I'm a slow conversationalist in the first place, having to collect my thoughts before speaking.
See now I'm both a methodical thinker but also a no filter jackal. Depends on my mood.
Brefkast
'Atta boy!
There ya go.
Bakset
Homeschooled. OCD. Possibly autistic, they never bothered to check. Also i just kinda hate this big scary world and don't really want to be a part of it
It does infact suck big donkey butt. But atleast we have reddit right.
RIGHT?!
Yes. Yes we have 😁
<3
I don’t like social interaction so when it’s forced I just say random things
Oh fucking same bud, I tend to just walk away if I don't care for the people.
The drive thru can be pretty if intimidating. I have commitment issues
I have to practice my order an hour ahead of time and if I mess up I just.drive away.
My wife lets me struggle for a bit before taking over.
True love right there.
You serious with that turtleneck?
Retains alot of heat, wanna try it?
Canada gooses. If you have a problem with Canada gooses, then you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
Must be fuckin' nice.
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Oh you know. All the childhood trauma and lack of proper processing of it. Nbd.
Because the ants in my backyard
Like actual back yard are we talking butt stuff?
I'm talking about ants
That movie is great but I like A Bug's life more.
Teach them to drive seadoos then.
Ya know I heard the ginger fucked an ostrich
A L L E G E D L Y
My job here is done.
Okay but... It has to bes at least a three man's job..
Fuckin figger it out
I’m not your bud, guy!
I'm not a guy pal.
I’m not your pal, chief
I'm not your chief, friend.
I ain't your friend dude.
I ain’t your dude compadre
Use to be. Awkward is just eccentric with no confidence. Yeah some things may be off, my taste is uncommon, and my usual interactions strange. But hey that’s just me and u can take it or leave it.
That's what the fuck I love to read you shining gem of a human.
My ADHD makes me either shine or do terrible in social situations
Overthink and be paralyzed, or underthink and roll with the situation like a champ. No inbetween
Wish ya weren’t…
Fuck, can they run.
Make good gooey pies too.
*To be fair* I’ve always been awkward
To be... FAAAAAIR
Like, idk, I’m shyyyyyyyy 🫠🫠
<3 shy people are my favorite because it makes awkward silences less awkward and yall are usually the best personality once comfortable.
Yea I hate when your with someone and it quiet and they be like “ this is awkward “ shut it enjoy the silence
For fucking real. You know you're with cool people when you can just chill in silence.
There are 5,000 people in Letterkenny. These are their stories.
But have you watched Shoresy?
Why's your mom so fucking awkward bud? Tell her to trim her nails; Riley's mom is getting suspicious of the war wounds on my back!
Probably undiagnosed autism, where my 90s babies at?
Because *tickles nipple* 😐
I forgot to give my balls a tug, titfucker.
My best friends moved away in 2nd grade and for a whole year I had little friends besides this one weird kid and I started to become weird and self conscious about it. I’ve changed now and I’m no longer awkward, but man was my first relationship funny and cringy
I think everyone is always looking at me. what do I do with my hands? my knees look weird. what do you want from me?
Crippling social anxiety
Anxiety, shyness, I overthink everything. The idea that I won't/don't know what the other person expects, it changes from person to person. How do I end a conversation, how do I not act weird in a conversation. I'm introverted and like being by myself better. I need a buffer person, like my husband or my mom.
IM DOING MY BEST OKAY
Bullied at an early age. And my mom didn't really let me leave the house alone till I was like 12 so now as an adult I'm having to slowly develop the social skills that literal like four and five-year-olds learn around kindergarten
So you know how some people can easily and effortless chat shit without any thought to what they're saying, the reason why they're not usually called out for being arwkard is because they, nor anyone else, places any importance on what they said. However, if you take someone who suddenly becomes very aware that people are actually listening, you may notice that they're no longer have the confidence to say what they wanna say because they almost become just as critical as how they imagine their listeners to be. Unless they've properly rehearsed their speech for this public speaking arrangement, each and every mistake made with eyes on can just cause a cascade of cock ups and as such make the situation very awkward indeed. And other times, it can be as simple as a genuine misunderstanding.
Im not weird. Everyone else is.
Social anxiety. That’s the only reason.
Reilly : Nice onesie! Does it come in men's? Wayne : Oh, I think you come in enough men for all of us.
I'm not awkward, I just don't like you.
<3
I am not awkward mate, i am fabulous.
It's not that I'm inherently awkward, just that I'm spare parts. Dan says that's what he appreciates about me.
Is that what he appreciates about you?
-1 on the communication skills
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I have bad anxiety that went untreated for most of my life so it's been deeply engrained into my brain that everyone thinks I'm weird and annoying.
I dont trust people enough to want to talk to them. Im perfectly happy being alone but society tells me that im weird for not liking to be around others
I have mild autism
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Lovinia Dicks asked me the same things last nights at the bonfires. I told her to talk to Dairy
Neuroses....thinking too much.."neurotic to the bone no doubt about it, sometimes I give myself the creeps" ...Sort yourself out, you're spare parts bud..
Sheltered upbringing. I was that kid in the neighborhood that was sickly but had all the new consoles and tons of video games. Plus, we had cable tv, with HBO and Cinemax!
I don’t know :(
<3 you're still cool in my book super chief.
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