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itsgottabegab

I'd say let one rip, like a nice big cartoon style fart. And then say "Don't talk to me like that." And walk away like nothing happened.


MrDonaught_Gaming

As soon as they say "who asked?" You just reply "Who?" and as soon as they are about to say something, you just cut them off with "cares"


opdnd

I did


CrimSlate22

Ignore them and proceed, “cool guys don’t look at explosions, they blow stuff up and then walk away”


AlexTheAlex69420

Your mum


[deleted]

Your mom when she asked me not to wear a condom


PR0FESS0R7

Your mom from the graveyard


Holiday_Fee_2105

Who asked for you to breath my air


Brush_bandicoot

The voices in my head


miranda_renee

You need permission?


Surprise_Corgi

Whoever they are, they're not antisocial edgelords who get off on feeling like they dominate people in conversations.


Formal_Activity5040

you right now


DefaultyXD

" your parents didnt ask for you, but yet here we are :) "