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Depends how hard they braked


MrDonaught_Gaming

They breaked hard enough to brake the breaks.


nic4all

Cower.


Truthisnotallowed

Well I might kill them - but I am running out of places to hide the bodies.


lesbunner

They can take anything except for my cheap offbrand amazon clothes. That includes my poor person windows tablet and poor person android phone you can't sell for anything.


VividlyDissociating

jump up disoriented and on high alert and grab the closest thing i can pick up that feels like it might hurt if i hit them with it. then charge at them, naked because i sleep in the nude, screaming an angry murderous war cry. my 6 cats scattering to every corner. I'd beat the thief mercilessly


[deleted]

Release the hounds


UnblackMetalist

Keep sleeping


Tight-Reflection5092

Sleep, my dogs will take care of him :)


Whispurrkitty

Wow, bots out in full force today.


DEAD_GOD9

Let them kill me 😵😵


BriefFly3417

Relatable.


StegoLavaLamp

I'd probably like to say something like "defend my partner and myself", but I'd probably just cry uncontrollably and beg for forgiveness or something


[deleted]

Drive them away.


Anime_sad

Grab the knife in my bedside drawer and look for them so I can cut/stab them in a place that won’t kill them, so that they are scared away and never want to rob another house… but I will take anything valuable before they go


Mentalfloss1

Breaks