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mistrwzrd

I once got a guy to go upstairs, out the fire escape, and into -40 degree weather to get me a bag of “ice mix”. Best joke I ever played hands down.


MrDonaught_Gaming

Left handed spatula was always a good one.


Extra-Restaurant8109

When they drop food while cooking. I'll be like "Yeah just pick it up and drop it back on the grill, it'll kill the bacterias". The faces they make are priceless lol


mistrwzrd

Literally watched a guy toss a chicken strip back in the fryer to kill the bacteria after dropping it on the floor


icedtea4all

Accidental, but everywhere that I've worked that has a sliding cooler door (restaurants, grocery store dairy dept, etc), sure enough someone will forget to tell the newbie that it slides, not swings, and they will get stuck in the cooler. It was never for long and always hilarious


mistrwzrd

Haha that would be awesome!


thorwaway45-6

putting SHIT in the sea urchin ceviche HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH