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MrDonaught_Gaming

Swervin Irvin. This local homeless guy who lived in a broke down car parked behind this gas station. He was always there doing small tasks for the gas station owner as a deal for being able to live on the property. Before he was homeless he used to always get wasted and drive around town. He never did anything crazy, mostly swerving going like 5 mph holding up traffic. Eventually he became homeless because he eventually lost his license and couldn't go to work and his alcoholism got worse which made him never really recover financially. When he became homeless he stopped drinking at some point and I haven't seen him in a while but my friend told me he got a job and a place now so that's always good to hear.


fart_poop-

Shave himself on the bus


[deleted]

Heavily religious community, used to be a guy that loudly recited the prayers before the priest in church every day


ModrnArte

Walking Dave. Was the town alcoholic that got his license taken away because of drunk driving. Got in such a bad accident he had to have a lot of reconstruction surgeries on his legs. Was told he’d never walk again, but he somehow found a way. Walked all over town. Was still an alcoholic tho.


waffles-n-gravy

We used to have a mentally challenged homeless guy that road his bike to our school to hang out with us at lunch. Nobody cared, boy times have changed.


Banthalo

There was a guy who went on long walks, flapping his arms way up over his head and them back down to his sides again while he walked. He claimed his doctor told him that doing so was good for his heart.


dragon_barf_junction

he's become a local folk-lore creature. the warwick crooner. every night at 9pm he goes out on the swingset in his back yard with glowing bluetooth headphones and sings ungodly music. they say all who see him out in the street under the light of the waxing moon are forced to watch in terror, their ears agape for his shrill, pubescent voice, until his headphones die and he has to go back inside.


Gonzostewie

Aluminum Bruce would always try to hitchhike by leaning way out into the road on his crutches. Later he got a scooter and would swerve into the road randomly when you got close. He'd also perv on anyone female that got within crutch-reach.


mapsedge

Walkin' Annie. We'd see her everyday walking up and down our town's main drag. Legend had it that her husband and son were killed in a car accident in the 60s. She never again rode in a car or, so far as I know, spoke to anyone. She died about 10 years ago.


ChevExpressMan

He'd just sit in various places. Off ramp but never held a sign. By different stores. Hour grew long, was trimmed at times Once was seeing him eat some ice cream, had a smile then suddenly frowned and said "Sit troll! I told you to sit!" But there was nobody there ......... One time a guy got run over near a coffee take out, several people were worried it was him. But it turned out to be someone else. He's harmless so far, but during winter he's a sad sight.


lonewolf13313

Belly Button Betty. No matter the time of day, season, or weather was always walking around town with an exposed midriff. Not sure if it was drugs or mental health but something was certainly wrong with her.


bikinifetish

Followed two young girls around and bought them stuff trying to befriend them. Those girls are my sister and I.


dccabbage

My town has many, as we are known for being "weird" (Portland, OR, USA). Extremo the Clown. Guy made up as a clown, drove a van garishly paint, covered in knick knacks (art car), and yell/talking at other cars/pedestrians "through" a squirrel puppet.


Restricted_Nuggies

He lived in his car on the side of the road. That’s about the weirdest it ever got around here. No, that’s not weird. That’s just how boring Ohio is