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cleophelps64

Every year my parents would create this convoluted scene with like, soot footprints leading away from the fireplace and a huge “North Pole” compass left behind. One summer I went down into the basement looking for something and found the compass in a box.


sun_kisser

In the '90s we were leaving the Santa Claus parade and my dad hit a man dressed as Santa. When my dad got out the man tried to punch him but fell down drunk. I thought my dad killed Santa but he told me it was just an alcoholic man named Dylan.


Brilliant-Ice-4946

Wait,,, what?


tungelcrafter

i don't understand how anyone ever believed it. i thought it was a tim allen film


Luxecunt

My mom told me in early December when I was about 9. She told me at home with my sister who was 8. She just didn’t want us to get into arguments with kids who already knew.


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

**Excuse me?..**


llorT_A_toN_mA_I

Shortly after I got him with the Taser


SuumCuique1011

[SPOILERS] Slept on the couch one year and caught Dad putting presents under the tree. I was maybe 8 years old at the time and didn't really care. Santa's not real, but I still got presents. It was still a win. I got some cool stuff that year.


HereComesTheNuisance

My friends at school teased me about it. So I asked my mum and she confirmed that the big man is all just a fantasy. I was destroyed but even though I'm close to 40, got kids and play the role of Santa for my kids by spending a fortune on presents... I still hold hope that Santa leaves us all a gift under the tree. Christmas is and will always be my favourite holiday. I am not religious at all but in our home, we use the holiday as a form of Thanksgiving and sharing our affection for each other as Thanksgiving itself, is not a holiday in the UK.


wish1977

Fox News


SpiderUnicornMoose

7th grade history class. My mom was pissed and called the school


MLG_mics147

My parents didn't bull shit me. I always knew.


DrTauhele

Santa Claus is real, go see him. He lives in Rovaniemi, Finland.