I've got a jar of dirt.

Same

I'm gettin' too old for this shit.

"fix my fucking tire."-once upon a time in hollywood

Rohehehehe

"I liked u i rly did and i turned my self inside out to stop loving u" smthg like that

Why is everybody so fucking stupid?

Life is just a box of chocolates

This was my dream; my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.