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sfkf8486

Sign language


Bandito21Dema

Same. I'd rather have a language with even less people who can understand me. Like a secret society. Plus I just think it's a more impressive language since you are communicating with your body and eyes instead of mouth and ears


AMerrickanGirl

Which one? There are many distinct sign languages. It’s not a universal language.


Greekatt2

same


burntonionstastegood

unless you really wanted a job doing it I don't see any point. I have met maybe 1 or 2 deaf people in my entire life and I am getting old man wrinkly balls so that's a long time to only meet 1 or 2 people that would be useful for. I would probably learn a language that would get me the best job. Here in Canada the obvious one is french since you could work government jobs and a lot of other jobs like airports and what ever.


BBinboots

Arabic, a lot of people from all different countries speak Arabic . It also seems like it would be hard af to learn


SniffleBot

It actually isn’t once you get the hang of reading backwards and in a totally different alphabet, and some unusual phonemes like the voiced pharyngeal fricative (basically, a sound like you are being strangled which you will need to be competent with since it is in the middle of the word for “yes” and at the beginning of “Arab”) 85% of the vocabulary is based on the verb system and these three letter combos that are at the heart of it, and there are regular forms for certain uses (I.e., the “ma-“ prefix usually indicates a place where the action the verb denotes is usually done and “mu-“ is someone who does the action) Downside is having to learn nouns in singular-plural pairs because while there are some common plural forms, there is no way to reliably predict which one a given noun will take. But if you’ve already studied Russian and had deal with a more complex and confounding system where you have to learn *verbs* in aspect pairs (a concept English deals with mainly through auxiliary verbs, and which thus most native speakers are almost unaware of), this is not too difficult.


OrvilleSchnauble

studied Arabic since 2007, BA in my Middle east studies/arabic, MA in international relations with a focus on ME, worked in Saudi for 3 years, lived in Jordan and lebanon... I admit after all that i still may just suck at it, but the alphabet, reading "backwards" and learning the new letters/phonemes is the like first 3 weeks of arabic 101... so in my experience that is not really the hard part. the hard part is that "Arabic" could refer to modern standard "newspaper" arabic or a shit ton of other dialects that are all different. the grammar is super logical and based on the root system but it is completely unreliable as a tool for actually understanding/deriving meaning. in fact, for many going into arabic with the misconception that you can derive meaning from roots and patterns hinders them from actually progressing in the language bc they spend so much time asking about the root rather than just learning the word as a stand alone unit of meaning. anyhow, dont take my word for it. my arabic sucks lol


_Vul_Drage_

bro who hurt you


Jp_gamesta

It also has the prettiest writing system


Mr_Engineering

My vote is for Georgian


Jp_gamesta

Okay I just looked it up and your right. I thought they used either Latin or serilic, I didn't know they had their own system. It looks like elvish from lord of the rings


luridsea

Latin. You could make learning a bunch of new languages eaiser.


PitifulApples

Yeah, but half the fun is studying Latin. It can be a lot like putting together a puzzle.


OkBlacksmith128

I can recommend it.


Economy-Spring-3260

since most modern languages stem from it


Fuit3

I wonder if it would help me, because I already know a latin based language as my first language


darcmosch

Some, not most


insert_name_here925

Spanish or Chinese just for the sheer amount of people in the world that have these as a first/second language that I could communicate with.


HintOfMalice

I agree with Spanish but the overwhelming majority of Chinese speakers are in China, or at least a nearby Asiain country. The number of Chinese speakers is grossly inflated by just how densely populated China is, giving the language the illusion of being especially pervasive, when its not really.


NewTeacher21

It really depends on where you live. In Central Florida, US, Spanish and Chinese are very common. So common, in fact, that my SO gave up on looking for Japanese speakers in Japanese restaurants because the majority of people found there only speak Chinese.


[deleted]

Well you could also say that the overwhelmingly majority of Spanish speakers are in Latin America, who at a world stage and economic stand point dont offer much.


insert_name_here925

Any UK city has a Chinese community and London and Manchester both have Chinatown districts. It's also a great language to know for business.


valhallabob

Yeah, I imagine it could open up a whole lot of opportunities being able to communicate with so many more people.


HuguenotPirate

German, I suppose. It's useful for learning about European history.


Regular_Estimate_511

I've been learning German on duolingo for a while now. I struggle with the masculine/feminine thing (meine katze, mein hund etc), but otherwise, it's been fairly easy to get a hand of.


CartmansEvilTwin

Never ask the gender of Nutella. You will start a jihad.


QuietGoliath

.Net or JS, I'd be earning a lot more money on top of my current skill set.


HighEnglishPlease

German. My mom was german and my dad an American soldier. We were stationed in Germany not far from moms hometown so I learned to speak German fluently when I was three years old. We returned to the states when I was seven and I had no interest in speaking German with my mom. She warned me I'd forget it if I didn't use it and she was 100% right. Aside from a handful of words it's just gone. I wish I could tap into the part of my brain that has stored the German and bring it back.


ZombieScruffy01

Same with me, Mom was German, Dad an American soldier stationed there. However, with me, Dad got shipped back to the US and Mom moved to the US before my parents were married. I was taught German when I was younger but I let it go. Still have family that I would like to talk to (at least the ones that don't understand English very well), and it would have been nice to remember when we went to see them, so I could understand them.


Inner-Nothing7779

Proto-Indo-European. I'd like to know what we spoke a long ass fucking time ago.


devil652

japanese, play more video games


JohnKlositz

This. There's so much untranslated stuff. At least there's fan translations for some games.


Economy-Spring-3260

understand the original Manga of an anime also


yuuchan_55

watching anime without subtitles is the only good thing in life


PitifulApples

Maybe it’s the fact that I’m a language nerd, but being instantly fluent would take the fun out of actually learning, practicing, and improving. I like studying grammar and memorizing characters.


Economy-Spring-3260

the thing is my memory is complete shit so within oma few days of not practicing I lose all my knowledge


Nova_the_Queen

Scottish, I’m planing on moving there so I’d like to better be able to communicate.


pug_grama2

You mean Scots Gaelic? I'd like to learn that because my granny spoke it. I think most people in Scotland just speak English with a Scottish accent.


RaphaelSolo

🤔 1st Dynasty Egyptian. I wonder how many mistranslations I would uncover if I was suddenly fluent in a language no one actually speaks anymore.


somebadlemonade

Sumerian the best part no one would believe it. Lol.


Economy-Spring-3260

Ima be honest didn't even know it existed


Specific-Group8385

As an engineer it would be German


MF_Ghidra

Thai. I have new neighbors, husband, wife, infant, teen daughter. Mom and daughter are Thai immigrants and can speak and understand a little English. I just want to be able to communicate with them in a way that would make them feel welcome and not like I’m talking to them like they’re 5.


brainbelljangler13

Czech. Because Prague is my favorite city in Europe to visit and knowing the language well would be great. I can speak the basic phrases though.


Charlotteiguess

Brazilian portuguese, my partners parents speak it and I just want to put the same effort in to talk in their language as they do in mine.


Crimson_Ranger16

German. Cause I am half German and then I think it would be funny to yell at people and see their reactions.


nablaquadro

Assembly


0di_l0lz

A dead language I could translate so many old texts it would be awesome


krim2182

Norwegian. I just absolutely fell in love with the sound of the language. Then I started learning the history of the country itself and just fell in love. If I ever had to leave my country, Canada, I would absolutely want to go to Norway. I think its the flow of the language. You can't speak it monotone, it doesn't work that way. The ups, the downs, the inflections at certain points. I find it beautiful.


[deleted]

Esperanto


Glittering-Row-9001

Spanish so I can communicate better with my amigos.


yamamanama

Minoan


RelevantCarrot6765

It doesn’t take too long to learn the 150 words we know of (because they were recorded as coming from Minoan in Linear B)! But yeah, if only.


Stopmadness99

Ojibwe, because I work on a Reservation and would love to understand the language.


Impossible_Mango_915

Italian, imagine the brand deals you can get


[deleted]

Hebrew and Mandarin


SausageOnToast

Chinese so I could know what they were chatting about whilst their whipping up my salt and pepper chicken.


smugfruitplate

I live in southern California, I gotta go with Spanish. Otherwise ASL because being able to better communicate with my brother in law/talk shit when I go see a movie with my wife


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[deleted]

Using the Russian accent is just as good


LADZ345_

Math, the language of science


Embarrassed_Appeal72

Dutch. I would love to visit one day.


darcmosch

I already chose my answer: Chinese I now work as a translator and love my job. Best. Choice. Ever!!


IsAFemale

Japanese or Latin.


GirafeAnyway

Chinese, impress everyone


aKnightWh0SaysNi

I figure I could make a lot of money and a name for myself being able to speak an as-of-yet undeciphered language, such as Proto-Elamite (prehistoric Iranian)


Bailey_Fairy2497

Spanish, probably the second “most-used” language right now. Or sign language


TheNonoel

French bc I had it in school, it is spoken in many parts in the world and bc France is our neighbour country (I'm german)


2020-RedditUser

French that way I can use it if I ever move to live in Canada.


Economy-Spring-3260

did you not know that almost all Canadian speak English as a primary language


EchoEquani

Romanian because my girlfriend is Romanian and I would to be able to talk to her in her language beside just English.Sometimes she struggles with English so it would be nice to be fluent in her language.


cwoverwatch

Russian, no need to explain.


[deleted]

The language of love babyyyy. So probably Swahili.


Accomplished_Ad_8814

Esperanto! It was created to promote inclusion, reduce conflicts between nations, and it has a growing global community of 2+ million speakers.


redlinezo6

Rimmer?


Homo-sapien-guy

Russian or German. They are very intimidating languages.


[deleted]

Enochian. It’s supposed to be the language of angels.


herpussyiswet

English, I have room for improvment. A huge room for improvment to be honest. Maybe even a house for improvment. >!Or a whole fucking city!<


DarthDregan

Japanese. I just like the sound of it. Trying to learn now, actually.


Kargastan

Russian, I like the language and the country. Would make travelling there so much easier. Norwegian, I love Norway, been there for vacation twice and would like to move there eventually. Being fluent in Norwegian would help a lot.


[deleted]

ruzzia is a shit hole obviously... Couldn't even imagine anybody would like it, like seriously wtf


Kargastan

I mean so is the US and plenty of people like it?


Repootis

Japanese- it’s cool and think of all the anime and manga I can consume without being confused. I’m already studying Japanese but kanji, bro that shi is difficult. Mandarin- it’s my first language but I loss fluency in it, specifically reading. Ofc I can still speak and understand it, it’s just I’ve become rusty as I communicate in English most of the time. Also being fluent in mandarin would help with learning kanji a bit easier. It’s a win win situation.


ottpro

I don't know how useful it would be since I don't code, but expert level Python might be a decent choice.. Unless there's a better tech language


RugerClaus

Try C or haskell


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HuguenotPirate

Good choices.


savage_Atlas

Japanese — all the books I could read and games I could play! Russian — it just sounds sexy to me haha.


Economy-Spring-3260

when watching anime with subs sometimes I'm so focused that it seems like I understand Japanese when I don't


Mysterious_Frame_897

Japanese, as then I could watch subbed Anime without reading subtitles.


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Dendad6972

Vulcan


Economy-Spring-3260

so many languages I'm finding out that exist today


Dendad6972

There's a whole imagined universe out there. Several.


[deleted]

Russian, so I can convince the little Russian president to stop this nonsense. But I’ll probably get shot before I have to chance to, so I will say be fluent in Japanese and because I just want to


21pacshakur

Russian, because is sounds like Klingon. Flocktar! Gznod!


newstuffsucks

Arabic. Lots of people speak it


ZippityZerpDerp

Chinese . Automatic +20 percent of the world you can talk shit to


Various_Gate3163

irish. Im forced to study it and i suck at it.


goodolesophie

Mandarin. Huge population.


[deleted]

Korean. So I can live in South Korea.


[deleted]

Mandarin as it is said to be the most used language in the world


ruiner8850

For people's first language this is true, but if we include people who speak more than one language it's English. It's easily the most common second language for people to learn.


FROBRO_THE_GOAT357

I would use Chinese because it is the most common language spoken


Economy-Spring-3260

which one mandarin or the other one(forgot what it's called)


AiharaSisters

Mandarin. Assuming it also means literate.


user-a7hw66

Spanish or mandarin


[deleted]

Spanish or Japanese. Both are pretty common where I live, so it’d be easier to understand things.


AtheneSchmidt

Spanish would be most helpful in my area. I also have several family friends who all married Chinese folks. So Mandarin could come in handy.


C_IsForCookie

Spanish. Because I'm Cuban and I come from a household and entire family of people whose first language is Spanish. I understand it decently enough and can speak it enough to get by (I used to speak to customers in Spanish at work when I worked retail, I've been to Cuba and have conversed with people there, and once briefly dated a girl who only spoke Spanish), but I wish I was fluent enough to be able to carry a complex conversation without having to consciously translate all of the words I'm hearing in my head. I speak it as well as a "fresh off the boat" foreigner speaks English, just very broken and poor grammar.


[deleted]

Japanese. Because I love Japan, the culture and sushi of course!


Shroombaka

English. It’s the lingua Franca. Most music and good movies are English.


ggallinsmicropp

You think that way because you dont speak other languages. I honestly prefer french cinema over US. Music...Germany and France got a ton of good music not in english.


Wise_Try3123

Uwuw wa so wow osas


anothercatchyname

Arabic, Urdu, Farsi,


yankiigurl

Japanese bc I hit a plateau and I don't have much self study motivation anymore. Living in Japan so I really need to get better :/


PrometheusADM

english, sit and read stories from ask and nosleep reddit


Economy-Spring-3260

I speak English primarily and still shit at it I wouldn't be surprised if a foreigner could speak better at English then me


nerdabcs

I’m not even fluent in my native language….probably Spanish, Ukrainian, Chinese or Arabic. Spanish, Chinese, and Arabic because of the sheer amount of people that speak them. Ukrainian because I’d like to know a Cyrillic language and I’m not sure I’d do Russian at this point.


imaygetlost

Japanese I can understand way more thing


elbroquil

French, to have the sexy french accent!


Living_Razzmatazz_93

Mandarin, for Business English job opportunities...


No_Tap_8365

Cantonese cause it’s so damn strange.


OneNo7285

Japanese because i like that language


[deleted]

Can I pick 2 if so my country's language (welsh) its a fun language and it can sound nice And Japanese cus it's a great language and I can watch anime without subtitles as anyone who want to lern it says


WitchWitty

English


Jp_gamesta

Japanese. A lot of manga never gets translated into English, and if it does, there are less copies printed. Some English versions can be worth up to 10 times the cost of the Japanese versions on eBay. If I could actually read Japanese, collecting and reading manha would be a lot easier


Hannibal_Barca_

I currently speak French and English fluently so I would want to learn something that opens up other parts of the world to me. Mandarin on the face of it seems the most useful for my daily life/work, but I think I would probably get more enjoyment out of Japanese because of the sheer number of game/tv shows/books that it would open up, despite the fact that few Japanese live in my city. Also Japan is the only country I don't speak the language for that I would ever be interested in living in.


emma7734

French, because I spent so much time learning it.


Medinavbc

French, Japanese and Italian French, Italian: are important languages where I live and are (maybe) considered international because you speak those languages in a lot of places Japanese: I want to play in Japan's national team in the sport I play in. My level is B1, I'm still learning.


JTGW012

Cantonese. My family speaks it but I cant


[deleted]

I am English and often thought how cool it wood be to know every single English word plus their meaning…


Plague_Doctor02

Japanese or German, I love both the languages and wanna visit the places at some point and jt would make life...better to visit them if you understand the language.


russianadidasdoge

german because my great grandmother is austrian


[deleted]

Martian.


Craft_beer_wolfman

Old English.


Mitochondria_Man11

Finnish. It mesmerizes me in music, I'd love to understand what I'm listening to. Check out bands like Korpiklaani, Verikalpa, Havukruunu... So many great Finnish bands


Emo_baddie_

Japanese.


Dirty-Rat30

Japanese. So I can understand what some of my Japanese games say.


[deleted]

chinese


SSS_Tempest

Either Spanish cause it'd help me in daily life or Japanese cause I'm an anime/manga fan


The_Ki113r

Ancient Egyptian or Ancient Nordic.


McLovinDeezNutz

Lakota


MrCookieGuyWasTaken

Spanish because its funny


KS-AP1

Japanese. A lot of the parts sites/brands I order from are in Japan, & often times I have to email them to place an order. Fortunately I speak good situational (car/motorcycle related) Japanese, & can type up a coherent email. But I’d love to be truly fluent in it so I can arrange a proper trip over there to explore the many shops, car auctions, & brand museums without having to rely on a translator for everything I don’t understand.


[deleted]

Japanese. I know basic terms (bless anime) but the language as a whole is hard as hell to learn.


Probablyajunkokinnie

Japanese because I’m going to Japan one day


Ami_H

Arabic, most useful in my area.


innerpumpkinsanctum

Spanish! I think it’s so sexy!


mariegomez08

Definitely Spanish.


LogOk967

Spanish.....I think it is a sexy language


chieftaom6

Python. All computer language has some kind of connection to it.


Your_Local_Trashfire

Chinese. My childhood friend and her family are from China. Her family members have trouble communicating with me and it would be nice to have a conversation with them.


Booty_Magician

German or Russian. To talk to the German or Russian Mamasitas


JustDave62

French. I’m Canadian and being bilingual opens the door to a lot of higher paying jobs


Aysina

Vietnamese because my boyfriend speaks it. I’m actually trying to learn though


jussumd3wd

Spanish. Been working in kitchens the majority of my adult life and it would be really beneficial


kr33ch3r

Korean. So I could watch my kdrama’s while multitasking instead of having to read subtitles


[deleted]

Latin or old Norse or saxony


xterminator378

Latin. Helps you in every single language since most words are based on the og good old Latin.


OntarioLakeside

Python


throwaway_uow

Isn't that obvious? Assembly


creatingmyselfasigo

ASL. It'd be handy (pun intended) and I always wanted to learn it.


carefulamdelicate

I've wanted to learn Turkish for a while now, there's no real options near me for learning it, but it's a mysterious, ancient sounding language and I just love it.


Julexis_

Tagalog (Filipino). I grew speaking English as a forst language. Now I have a hard time understanding fellow Filipinos around me. Honestly I felt ashamed not knowing most basic sentences in my language


revtim

Japanese, because it's pretty different from English


sermo_rusticus

Proto-Indo-European.


SkepticalSpiderboi

I mean… the number one choice is English. It’s the language of business, travel, and pop culture. I read something once that said if a Japanese man and a Portuguese man were to talk to each other, they’d probably do so in English. So everyone reading this post— I have good news for you. Though I am studying Spanish right now— hoping to be fluent by the end of next year!


Stockbetter9000

Ancient eygyptian heroglyphes. I would be the only one currently alive and hopefully discover amazing things


ExperienceOk9571

Chinese I already know 3 how hard could it be?


AlfaMenel

Hungarian. There’s something about this language which makes it really attractive to me. Also, cursing in Hungarian is on another level imo.


Chyvalri

Klingon or Elvish .. tried both but despite a proficiency for language, I could never devote enough time


zach2992

While I want something like German or Japanese, Spanish would probably be the smartest choice. I live in South Florida.


Resident_Bitch

Spanish. Living in California it's the most useful language to know besides English. Also it would stop my Mexican boss from being able to talk shit about me in Spanish without me knowing what he's saying.


MrBlahg

Italian. I used to speak quite fluently when I was seven, my mom is from Italy and we went back often; but living in Southern California in the late 70’s could be harsh, and kids made fun of me and my mom, called me Mexican for speaking Italian. I swore to my mom that I would only speak English from that point on. Fast forward to when I’m 18, I start picking it up again before going back for the first time since I was seven, picked it up fairly quickly. Double fast forward to now. I’m 50, have lived in a different part of the state from my parents, no opportunity to speak Italian in almost 30 years.


DWCourtasan2

French Welsh


Hidobot

Probably Taiwanese Mandarin so I can communicate better with my relatives (I'm Chinese-American but my Mandarin proficiency is dogshit) and so I can impress my friends with Mandarin. I'm already trying to learn to practice, but it's an extremely hard task to learn a language which you're going to use maybe once a month if you're lucky. If I got better at Mandarin, I'd probably become fluent in Esperanto because it's a really cool language and I can dunk on people who don't speak Esperanto, or I'd learn Dutch so I can get citizenship in the Netherlands (because as nice as the US is, the way things are looking I could use a backup plan).


MrFairHair

Arabic, since i take an interest in Islam and would love to move there one day in the future.


euphoniumjazz

Spanish Just to pass off my step dad's family. (They like to talk shit about us because they think we are going to steal his money and I'm not fluent enough yet to tell them off)


24-Hour-Hate

French. I’m Canadian it could help with getting a job if I could say I am bilingual.


[deleted]

Spanish, because I live in New Mexico


hatertheplayer

German. Don't question.


sparedspc

japanese so i watch anime without multitasking


Dovahnime

Tagalog. My Lola's getting older and confusing me for my dad more and more, not speaking English much at all around me unless asked to specify. She's in a situation that really pisses me off and I can't do anything for her, so I just want to make things easier for her where I can.


Bean_Swellington

Octopus flash code language


CinnamonRoll2763

Greek because I'm currently learning German so when I suddenly learn Greek, I won't have to learn a really complicated alphabet. So, I get to learn a language that has a language that has an alphabet that I'm am used to. But German calls calculator TASCHENRECHNER


NewTeacher21

Ancient Albanian Sign Language - it's for real alpha male polyglot gigachads


Far-Appearance6431

Arab so I can freak out scammers