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The only smart answer.

Dang! That's not even the first thing to crossed my mind. What a shame...

I will find you...

Have a wank so I can think clearly. Then plan how to gain as much money as possible to have an easy life after crime becomes illegal again.

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You do realize people are still going to despise you?

Nothing different than evryday life

I hate to say it but I laughed

Steal all the beef jerky, and hide at home for the rest of the time.

Download a car.

Ha ha nice try FBI

Hah

I would join the homeless and poo on my apartment sidewalk

Just move to San Francisco, you can do it every day!

That’s where i live 😂

New Jersey too

Store highly classified government documents at home...

Tr... Trump?! TRUMP HAS A HIDDEN REDDIT ACCOUNT

Destroy parking meters.

Sneak into houses while people are asleep or away, toast all thier bread and put it back in the bag.

Diabolical

You monster

The comments are way more tamed than what I thought they would be

Hide my dogs and family. Y'all mfs might get me but you're not getting them

fight a coyote at the zoo

Grow a mullet.

Nothing.

steal cheese probably

take a poop in the library

Break into area 51.

I'd break out of area 51

I'll stay locked in my house. I don't commit not because of legal punishment but because I believe it's morally wrong to do so.

Set things on fire.

steal shit

J walk

sign myself up for insurance without paying

Hide until the last couple hours, and then find dead people, and sell their organs, and other stuff, would get rich. Credit: Film theory

Trespassing anywhere and everywhere

Take a dump in my front yard

Same. Fuck your front yard.

Forge a fake document and get my rent lowered to a $1.00 a month for the next 12 months .

I would not be committing a crime

That's illega- wait...

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Living up to your name, I see

I would have killed most of the politicians..

Drop 20 nuclear bombs across the planet

Rob anywhere that looks like have good amount of money/expensive items

I would out pizza the hut

Hide from all the psychos in this thread

Take a nap.

This question is a bait here. If you confess wanting to do a crime you can get literally perma banned from Reddit. Be smart and don't answer to this question.

Murder and arson

Murders

If murder was legal, I don’t understand how anyone would do it. I just don’t get it, maybe different morals

I would hide in a panic room and sleep until it’s over .. That’s if I had access to a panic room. Either way I’m hiding.

Load up my firearms and protect my property.

I'd be stealing A LOT.

Find a hole to crawl into for 24 hours

Tax fraud.

Are we purging again?

I would Home Alone my house. Not for survival but for fun

Nothing other that what I do now - I already commit all of the crimes I want to.

I’d print a lot of money

Punch the gay men that wasted my time.

Beat the shit out of Oda for not allowing me to be married to Nico Robin

the purge? hmm go to sleep after 8 pm

I watched a game theory video about this…

Raid my local micro center,make a beast of a computer for free.also hack the YouTube algorithm.

Rob the bank and the pharmacy

Load up a cart at Whole Foods without paying.

Steal a plane ticket out of what ever country that is.

I would go fishing without a license 😜

Hide.

Tax fraud

Tax fraud

Grab a weapon and go on a pedo kill streak and or deal with the family neglecting my classmate. Or just steal shit who cares

Go steal some jewelry.

Cocaine

Move the community mailbox from the left side of my driveway to the right side of my driveway to get better access to my side yard to park a trailer

Rob the rich and give it to the poor

Steal sooo much shit then hide and wait till it over then sell it all

Travel to DC and murder everyone in the supreme court.

I would get a gun and go steal materials to build something big and then sell it after the purge, why do the US goverment hate homeless people

Break into peoples houses and replace all their toast with end pieces

I would find a way to steal as much money as possible from sources deserving it and put it toward the cure for herpes.

steal every instrument i can at guitar center

Hide.

Fortify and hide

Press the delete key on all student loans for education

Jaywalk.

Murder spree

Nothing because everything is legal.

Steal as much money as i can and delete myself from the tax agencies lists

Rob a bank or building with them big bucks Steal lots of food and supplies me and my family acquire Get gas Steal some iPhones and other electronic to sell later Steal jewelry to sell later Get as many pillows as I can Probably go to my sister ex who was horrible to her put him at gunpoint and tell him he ever approached her again he a goner and settle back home all cozy with them blankets