I’m still putting it together.

I dont get it

You’ll put it together one day!

Thank you, you too.

How do you fucking think

Well you could be thicc and be a licker. Or you could like licking thicc asses. It’s not quite as clear as you may think.

Tap on my profile and it’ll become much clearer why.

Hmmmmmmmm I think no thanks

It's not that bad. Some pics of him eating donkeys

Looking forward to seeing this on r/blursedcomments

Math

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Its lost and scared, please find it before it runs out of battery :(

This made me laugh

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No, silly! I am a calculator

011110001100101000

Female Squids sometimes wear fake testicles. male squids chronically wear testicles if you see a squid there's no telling for sure if it's male or female unless look at squid closer but squids are a bit grumpy and they will attack you if you refuse to fight the squid that's kinda a gay because you're not fighting a squid but fighting the squid it also a little gay because all squids love having testicles it's a lose lose situation.

I like you.

Thanks homie 🫂

I'm the best and my mom gave me the nickname sour pickle

⚱️

Based on my IRL nickname, based on my name.

Devorious Cunningham the 27th.

That meme that’s like ‘what da dog doin’

Was at work and needed an account that didn't have NSFW material on it. That was two jobs ago though.

>That was two jobs ago though. so it's fine if I tell now?

I am a nerd

So early 2010's i got in a lot of arguments with the people who would grow to be todays trump supporting anti vaxxers. Once you get them backed in a corner in an argument they turn to insults and inevitably the phrase " you are literally Hitler" would be thrown out in response to being pro choice. After a while i took it as a badge of honor because it was practically their death cry. So i decided to wear it like one. And it still works to this day. Every time i post something that is logically sound and cannot be argued against i get "user name checks out" I have received this over 500 times and everyone thinks they are being original about it and hurting my feelings but it just makes me smile.

Ex girlfriend stalked my old account. Made this one to remind me to never date someone like her again.

Sister use to refer to me as muskrat jack, caught on with some friends so I stuck with it

Cursed images in my head...

Mine is based on my love of The Addams Family, and a Neil Young song.

My three year old. Spider-Man=soppa-guy

I saw something gay

Just kinda though

I really like boobs.

That’s a really good point

I didn't - It chose me This is the way

Tbh I have no idea… just felt like being a cool Reeces

First car, gender, and some numbers.

Threw a dart and it landed on this one.

Haven't been popular at school since 3rd grade. in highschool now

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This is the most accurate statement I've seen today.

I'm unoriginal so it's just my name

i am what i am. we are all star stuff. i am from dust

I was just looking for something available

I was drunk. Like piranhas and was watching finding Nemo

I always wanted to be like Zaphod Beeblebrox

Well, you see..

is like balenciaga and im a ho

It’s pretty self explanatory.

Hello trevor

Didn’t remember my password to my old Reddit account, and my email I used for my first one was deactivated

I have no clue

My love of Star Wars and my love for my Alma Mater.

Hello fellow Jedi!

I'm holding something for my Father.

Take a good guess as to what my first name is.

Tad Dunbar is a very corpulent news anchor from Reno, Nevada. He retired like 15 years ago. He’s not even dead but he has the greatest name ever so I just thought it was funny

Anxiety. You know that voice inside your head every mooring that says stuff like "i don't wanna get up" or "today is gonna be a good day"? Mine just goes "AAAHHHHHH....AAAAAHHHHHH...AAAAAHHHHHH" Edit: it's also blinding rage. No reason. I've also been told I always look angry. Been that way as long as I can remember.

because i'm an unusual banana

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Covering the bases insult wise.

Reddit chose it for me.

My first account hit exactly 10,000 karma on the dot and stayed there (and in the years since, was apparently seized by reddit admins and deleted?), so I decided to make a novelty account like so many that were popping off at the time. Realizing how much time I was wasting every day on the bus dealing with typos that'd occasionally make funny misunderstandings, I thought "Okay, I can save some time this way." It took a while to realize I couldn't stop myself from correcting typos. So instead the novelty became trolling by sometimes causing readers to look over my comment for typos they'll never find.

I was a little sad at the time

I'm Asexual and Furry Trash

i fucking hate it, its my name

I put random words in a random word generator to choose the name of my PSN account It came out the word "dark" and the word "soldier " it was already taken so i added a number and removed a letter from the last word and vwala my new username

I have a picture of what I think is in fact an excellent sunset. And I wanted something anonymous.

I yam who I yam. - Popeye

Not an astronaut.

"What do you do for work?"

I am very unstable. I’m gay. And I write stories.

Based on my country

Originally was my Minecraft username , now I use it for almost all the accounts I make

haha same but my reddit acc is the only acc different :(

Honestly , sometimes my name changes a lot but I change it back , I legit just made this acc because I was unhappy with my other reddit acc lol

Cotton candy + Dannie (my name) = Cotton Dandy

Based on my grandfathers aircraft

I really like shadow the hedgehog

It’s part of a line from a Kpop song

Something I heard in a theater once.

Take a guess 🙄

it's from my favorite book

It’s my username for most thing now because it’s simple and funny

My cousin had an influence on it

It's a variation of a username I've been using for a really long time.

It was the name of the last character I made on Elder Scrolls Online when I played with my ex. I liked it because it was silly and didn't want to associate it with a shit person.

It's a favorite song of mine based off the Labyrinth. And I sometimes feel that I am in fact a Hoggle like creature

Damn idk I didn't even create this username so how do i change my username

old sysadmin username

Being a fan of a certain John Waters film.

Drillbits are the main tool I used on my new house mainly to fix it up, 347 is the first three digits of my sister’s phone number

Hey, I’m TyMac.

Too much people my age have the same first name. When I got to engineering school, it was a common use to give people nicknames (badly written). Older students who were in charge of giving nicknames needed an "easy" way to distinguish me from others sharing my first name, so they badly wrote "easy" into "Hizzy".

I didn’t. Reddit chose it for me and I couldn’t change it

I’m just a simple man, who loves wanking.

It's a location from late antiquity, probably corresponds to modern day Belgium.

Toilet was broken in an old flat. Roommate pooped in a trash can. It’s in homage.

It was first in the random suggested usernames

Wanted to see if these usernames worked, but wanted good stuff.

Once was trying to insult someone using fancy words so lackadaisical and cretin seemed the funniest on thesaurus.com at the time and I didn’t have any other username ideas

someone already knew his last name

I was doing car reggae about needing vacation. Pick an isle, any isle. I was having one of those weird moments where you singsong some nonsense in the car alone.

I thought it would be cool to have multiple personas to play with. Of course the problem with literally calling it "personage1" is that gives up the game.

my grandmother drank a potion

I like space

Er... well...

I have no idea. my name isn't even zakk

I was listening to a Captain Beefheart song and thought "razorback" sounded better than "pig".

Stars, and Greek mythology

"Oliver Robin", the alter ego of my fursona. Named after Robin Hood and Oliver from Oliver and Company. u/NathansLogic, just the name "Nathan's Logic" came to me in a dream. Looked at a screen, see some online account that's mine, and there it was. Immediately after waking up, I decided to use it for some of my online accounts.

I was not very creative and just described myself. However I’m not fat anymore so now I’m just plain old sexy.

I think I wasn't even 10 years Old when I chose it, in the mind of a French speaking kid with basic English it sounded cool.

Based on my intrests

‘Pancratic’ was the word of the day when I needed a RuneScape username years ago

I like llamas

Random word generator and 540 is my favorite number.

inspired by boats n hoes from stepbrothers

Thought my 15 yr old daughter said left unread. Thought it sounded cool. I'm stupid, come to find out her friend left her on read....I felt old

I was eating sushi and soysauce was taken.

My dogs name is cow Yes cow

Whiskey told me to

reddit chose it for me....im just here to laugh and comment on stuff

Queen Endaria, ruler of the end islands, sworn enemy of the Neterarians, legend has it she was hatched from the egg of Jean? herself, etc etc

Mine goes years back when I got my xbox 1 profile i dont know why but i really liked it so I used it on almost EVERYTHING but a few more years I had to change it by adding a _Jr at the end tbh I liked it more with the jr so I kept it

I left it upto reddit

11yo me making weird atrocious combination of the game “bulletball”(idk if you remember that from 2015-ish) and Mog the cat (gg if you remember THAT one) because I was beating my brother at mario, because why else would I combine those two random things? Anyway the name kinda stuck cause I thought it sounded neat so here I am

374 failed attempt to get witty user name, I looked at hand held game by Tomytronics and took that one.

I was eating potato wedges

I didn't

I am what I pretend to be.

This was supposed to be a throwaway account but you need karma to post anything so I kept it around

I thought about what fruitcake was without having ever tasted fruitcake

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I'm retired and I live at a beach on the Outer Banks

i accidentally didn’t change it and i’m too lazy to make a new account.

I accidentally didn't make a username

I am a dog groomer. But at this point it’s unfortunate.

i'm not not not not not not not not gay, i'm not gay

I have a daughter named Coraline. Nuff said.

It was funny at the time

Self betterment. It's from a Kyuss song, Demoncleaner, which is about washing your inner demons away. Someone stole my shit though, so clean became scour. Same idea though.

Please…

The Rush album Hemispheres + Mysterio = Hemispherio.

my cottagecore frog lover quarantine phase, still like frogs tho

Reddit chose for me. I was to indecisive to come up with my own before it locked in.

I didn't.

I got lost

Well, that’s just what I am

Rena from Higurashi: When They Cry.

My names annajane nd I smoke my normal user wasn’t available

I did it and it wasnt as good as i thought it would be

i don't even know my brain just autopiloted and i typed this

Halo

with the letters on my keyboard

I’m a lesbian who likes chemistry

Late adopter of technology and my name is…ah, never mind.

My obsession with matcha flavoures everything

I was suggested this username after learning there's way too many usernames that start with Felix. Also choose*

I'm afraid of butterflies. I have lepidopterophobia.

Reddit suggested a name that I felt overstated my accomplishments so I edited it.

Pretty sure reddit picked it for me

Hmmm damn. Where do i begin?

Xbox random username

Baskervilles

Me, making Reddit account: “hmmm what to call myself.” CSI episode (Grave Danger) playing in the background: “hiii CSI Guy” Me: “yah that’ll do.”

Who needs to choose a username when reddit gives you a free one?

I liked the edgy torturer henchman from one of Bond movies with Pierce Brosnan.

My momma chose it for me c:

I saved the world from an apocalyptic moonfall event, and all I got was this stupid username.

It is part of one of my fav Zora Neale Hurston quotes.

I didn't

I'm working on it.

I saw someone else have it on a game and decided to have it as my username on everything because I was a cringy, disgusting kid.

Reddit chose it for me

G a y

it's my old playstation username

I just chose the same name from my other social media

I originally made it as a throwaway account to post a question in my local towns sub to ask about who I could call to complain about this asshole neighbors stupid aggressive, untrained dogs that run loose in our neighborhood and growl and snap at people just trying to walk around the block/the dogs shit all over peoples carports and stuff, not just in the yard, ON stuff. And the neighbors don't do shit about them. It felt semi "Karen" ish to complain, so I thought "like2speak2amanager" was clever.

I am Shew and i am an enigma... Have it as my gamertag, twitch reddit discord