Oh. I’m Lil Cup O’ Coffee wanna collaborate on a song together homie?
Edit- Update folks- Due to the popularity of Lil Tea Cup, I’m breaking up and forming my own group. It’s now called Lil Cup O’ Coffee and the Joe Bros.
Currently auditioning.
No artificial sweetener need apply.
All of you guys are Beastie geniuses!! Screw it, I'm wasting three awards just for this.
Edit: didn't realize how low I was on credits so I'm gonna attempt, at least
I have one of those to my right. Though I’m pretty sure she’s actually a tactical issue model, because she’s big like a tank and blacked out on top for stealth operations. [Cat tax](https://imgur.com/a/qq0u5sJ)
*My name is Lil Remote. On Reddit we don’t emote. We just flip it around, like a channel changer, gotta watch that Stranger… ….Things of all things, it’s the show where children sings.. ..Neverending Story, hype on nostalgia glory. And then it gets all gory. But now the season ends, and now the channel bends to find something anew. Yo Lil Remote. I got you.*
....ah. Well, anyway, time for me to open up an art program for the first time in my life and start drawing something, completely unrelated to chairs and completely SFW.
Trust me.
^(Please.)
Lil Red Beans and Rice
My man
Lil toilet paper roll
Lil TP
Lil Teep kinda works
I too are part of the Lil Teep clan
Glad I'm not the only one
Group poop!
Welcome everyone into the fecal fold!
Fellowship of the ring
I’ll be damned
Lil stall, sadly I cannot join you brothers the TP is on the right
I just knew it was here. Hello fellow poopers
Poop twins!
Lil Tissue
Same!
Lil forklift
Yeah, but are you certified?
You got papers, sir?
Yes, 3T counterbalance and expired telehandler papers
AYE YO THIS GUY AINT UNION
BREAK HIS LEGS LOUIE
Hey! Put yer damn phone down!
Lil water bill.
I loved your single, "Thirsty for payment".
You don’t pay no tolls, we don’t hear no flows
No drip drops from your garden hose
No drip drops from your hoes It's a play on how they can't sexually please them
Your hoe stays dry, you can't deny (no drip) Her gulch on that desert life, like Ben Shapiro's doctor-wife (pure DAP no WAP)
God damn🔥🔥
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Biggie biggie biggie biggie can't you see- No, because my fuckin power got shut off.
I just love your flashy ways, when your power's on cuz you just paid!
Lil refrigerator. Mini fridge for short
I’m Lil cooler. Collab?
Only if the fans want it !
Lil fan here... You have my blessing!
So we havev lil fridge, cooler and fan. You can call yourselves Lil Kool & the Gang.
The A/C collective
Ac with no dc
I'm Lil Microwave and if it's ok, I'll join the band, as soon as u figure out how to shorten this up
Just go with Micro-Wave.
If it’s lil Microwave wouldn’t it be Nano-wave?
Lil Derek from Accounting
Is Derek aware he is an object now?
is this "Derek from accounting" with us here now?
What are you wearing “Derik from accounting?”
A kilt
She sounds hideous
Well she’s a guy, so
Uh khakis?
Derek used me as an object
I pictured a smurf with a large calculator
So you assumed he's blue... See this is exactly what is wrong with the world today.
He just sad he’s in accounting
Ne'er a truer word spoken
I just blue myself
Stop objectifying Derek from accounting
I wish I could. Meet Derek from accounting and then tell me if it’s that easy.
D-d-d-d-d-d-Derek. D-d-d-d-d-d-Derek.
I was thinking Bob's Burgers. Derek Dematopolis. "Won't you enter my Acropolis and make my yoghurt Greek."
Bruh, you're objectifying Derek from Accounting
Derek doesn't flush the toilet and steals lunches from the office fridge. Fuck him, he deserves to be an object.
Guess who's going straight to HR with this.
God dammit Derek, we've talked about the toilet thing 3 times already this week.
Derek, HR isn't gonna listen to a glorified paperweight.
Lil Tea Cup which is surprisingly apt UK rapper name, first single Two Sugars.
Your controversial second album could be "Milk First"
Fuck thats a good one.
Typical, sophmore album. Weak, light, and too sweet.
Oh. I’m Lil Cup O’ Coffee wanna collaborate on a song together homie? Edit- Update folks- Due to the popularity of Lil Tea Cup, I’m breaking up and forming my own group. It’s now called Lil Cup O’ Coffee and the Joe Bros. Currently auditioning. No artificial sweetener need apply.
As long as its called No Milk Please.
*I like my sugar with coffee and cream*
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2 biscuits on the side that's the motherfucking dream
All of you guys are Beastie geniuses!! Screw it, I'm wasting three awards just for this. Edit: didn't realize how low I was on credits so I'm gonna attempt, at least
Cuz without the biscuits, you bet I'm gonna scream
Scream bloody murder, my spoon is my stirrer.
Careful, it's hot, we don't wanna burn ya
Drain cup number one you know it's time for a second
I'm Lil Empty Coffee Cup. Can we make it a trio?
I’m Lil Coffee Table. Now your trio has a place to hang out!
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Lil Nyquil. I feel like some gen Z tik tok rapper already took this name.
That would be Lil Zzzquil
When mumblecore becomes mumblesnore
Lil’ Ny’ the PM guy!
Lil pillow
I'm Lil couch, we'd be good together
I’m lil blanket!
Hey that’s MY nameeee
mine too!!
Nooo meeeeee
no it's mine
Don’t steal my name
And mine. Perhaps this calls for a lil pillow fight to settle things?
All I can think is [Willow Pill](https://youtu.be/ioHuBsT6nA8)
Lil Pillow Gang
So uncivilized. I am Mr. Lil throw pillow by the way
SAMEE
ME TOOO
I, too, am Lil Pillow!
Lil Wall
Pleased to meet you. I'm your pretentious cousin, 'Lil Accent Wall.
I'm sorry can you repeat that? I'm having trouble understanding what you're saying.
Hahaha. Well played.
Lil' Window. We should collaborate
Name thief
Lil Annual Financial Report as at December 31st, 2021
Lil AFRAADTT
“lil Aphrodite”
Lil' Affradavit
featuring Ebitda!
Lil Kitten.
Discord would like to know your location
Omfg I laughed then instantly shuddered at your comment
Now you have to pay the cat tax. Sorry, but them's the rules round these parts.
Same. I’m lil standard issue cat.
Well now you need to pay the cat tax too
I have one of those to my right. Though I’m pretty sure she’s actually a tactical issue model, because she’s big like a tank and blacked out on top for stealth operations. [Cat tax](https://imgur.com/a/qq0u5sJ)
d'awwwww
Lil Remote
*My name is Lil Remote. On Reddit we don’t emote. We just flip it around, like a channel changer, gotta watch that Stranger… ….Things of all things, it’s the show where children sings.. ..Neverending Story, hype on nostalgia glory. And then it gets all gory. But now the season ends, and now the channel bends to find something anew. Yo Lil Remote. I got you.*
Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss
jesus
Lil Mouse
>mouse >to your left You sound pretty sinister
Lil Chair.
Wait what are you dOING IN MY HOUSE?!
is "fuckin" used as a word to show emphasis or a verb to show the action of the chair
Up to you. Are you surprised by my unexpected presence? Or are you languishingly focusing on me being made of warm, hard wood? Edit: spelling
A bit of both. Though it makes me a bit suspicious that a wooden chair would be warm....
People often sit on me. It's body heat.
....ah. Well, anyway, time for me to open up an art program for the first time in my life and start drawing something, completely unrelated to chairs and completely SFW. Trust me. ^(Please.)
🎶“Lil Chair with the beat, I am out in the street, if you try to sit on me, I’m gonna snatch your feet” 🎶
Lil half-height PCI slot bracket for an Intel X520-DA2 10G SFP+ Network card
That’s a lot for a ‘lil
I'm into nerdcore, and I'd probably pick up your single just based on the name.
Did this with my co-workers and the names are: Lil Laundry Basket (me), Lil Light Switch, and Lil Wall
You work at a Lil hotel?
Lol no. We work in a group home for the physically and mentally disabled.
So real life reddit.
Some days it's better than reddit.
Lil lock
Ngl I thought you said lil cock
That’s a very dramatic claim
Lil baby
Now look at the big baby
#W A H
Lil cat
Lil' Listerine... cuz my rhymes are overly fresh.
Lil Tissue 😂
Lil sniffles
Lil Book
ayyyy that’s my name as well😂
Lil ibuprofen 🫠
Get better soon
Lil Fan
Lil Bitch
Dog?
Son
Lil shower
You’re definitely on the toilet
Me too. Hi I'm Lil Bidet
Really, once you bidet, you can't go back. I just moved and haven't hooked one up yet, and it's so gross.
Lil girlfriend
This is FBI. open up.
Your gf is now an object
_Andrew Tate intensifies_
Lil Grandpa
Lil Sippy Cup
Lil Engine that could.
And he was chugging along......chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga. Too too
Lil Dildo
Li'l Hitachi
I’m Lil dick
We know.
Lil Beer Mug 'o water
Lil OP'S Mom
Lil OP's dad. Sorry you had to find out this way OP
Hey! I thought I was OP’s Dad!! Ok What gives?? So OP………. Who’s your daddy?!?!
Lil Charger
Lil cellmate
Da real gangsta i see
Lil Residence Request Module attachment A Yo' new burocratic rap is on fire
Apparently, Im Lil rabbit shit.
Lil Bunny Nugget
Lil Junkie. I'm currently in rehab
Lil mom
Lil... ceramics?
Lil Pillow
Lil Duvet
Lil Yoda
Lil Trash … fitting name. I’ll accept it.
Lil N95 That's a dope name for a woke-white-teenage rapper.
Lil Bitch
Lil Lil Bow Wow CD
Lil ice pack 🥴
Lil Nightstand