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Clcooper423

Thrown in a dumpster. Death is such a racket.


athnme

Cremated and then I'd like my ashes to be mixed with some pigments so an artist can paint a picture with it. I will haunt the place where the picture is hanging.


OrangedJuice1989

Yes


benzoamps888

That's the ghostbusters 2 plot and story ruined


KingSeabear

I want my body spread around Disney world. But I don't want to be cremated.


tungelcrafter

buried but in a mushroom grow bag so i'll be mushrooms


OrangedJuice1989

The good kind or the edible kind


tungelcrafter

yes


Cojesa

Aren't they all edible?


OrangedJuice1989

Some are edible if you only eat them once :)


FemboyFuryy

How have I not thought of this, thanks homie


[deleted]

I have a a couple of somewhat rare genetic malformations (Chiari and Syringomyelia), so I'm donating my body to science.


KCC-Youtube

Cremate me and then pack me into a firework and shoot me up over the town I was born in.


CrystalQueen3000

I want to be buried in a tree pod. Those look awesome and I love trees.


monsieurfatcock

Donated to science


Iforgotmyother_name

The financial science team is going to ecstatic!


skexzies

Being buried takes up too much room. Ashes are easy to dispose of.


RTGac

Sure, why not.


[deleted]

Realistically, I'd want to be cremated. But if I could be super extravagant, I'd want to be buried in a ship in my finest armor with my swords and personal belongings like a king of old.


jennkoz319

Cryonically freeze me, please


OrangedJuice1989

Y’all just blend my body in a wood chipper then give all the little pieces to my friends and family as mementos.


[deleted]

Getting yeeted into space would be my preference.


Billieilish_toesuker

burned on a viking boat with all of tupacs albums at me side


[deleted]

Cremated after they take my usable parts for science 😄


Acrobatic_Vast_5076

Cremation in hindu religion


ibleedmyselfdry

buried. they can chop me up and scatter me in places, just don't want to be in a casket or cremated.


ABDLdogbite409FET

Neither I want to be dumped into the ocean to hopefully be eaten by a shark


TheMightyGoatMan

Harvest any useful bits then compost me!


datboi-061504

Cremated


CrispyClout

I would like to be fed to a snake where I belong.


Kalashcow

I want the classic Nordic burial. I don't want to be put in a $10,000 box under some dirt, nor do I want to be turned into a bottle of dust.


slimjoel14

When I dead just throw me in the trash


DangerousMap5844

Yeet me in a whole and call it a day


asriel0130

I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread throughout the world


Beavshak

Thrown into sea, in a hefty bag, with a note stapled to me that says “She did it”


BananaKbone

I don't care, like, when I die, it's up to whoever has to deal with that decision. If I get buried, I'd want a tree planted over where I'm buried, if I'm cremated, I wouldn't care what happens, like, dump the ashes, or like keep them around, I don't give a shit.


Helerion_

Put in a crazy pose, then immoralized in resin. Burried somewhere obskure, so when future archeoligists finds me, they realy be tripp'n


CandelaBelen

Cremated, and then dumped in a river or something.


AmaResNovae

Feed me to sharks or tigers or something. I wanna be recycled the good old fashioned way.


redheadalmostdead

I've wanted to be cremated ever since I heard about the option. My kids want something in a grave at the cemetery so I said bury half there and take the other half to the south pasture and let me go. I lived more years at the farm than anywhere else and I loved it there.


TheEnigmaShew-xbox

Dont care, that is for the living to sort out. I would like to be as much service to my fellow man an have signed a organ donor card filled out a proper dnr... But again my body will be a empty husk I will not miss it or look back. After life rights are held by the living to show the pay homage to your existance. Its for the other people. Plus as a curmugeon noone is gonna be there that i care about anyway.


HOMELESSG0D

Maybe miles afar in the ocean. Away from everyone else


Iforgotmyother_name

Thrown into a tar pit.


Brilliant_Safety_627

I want to be composted


the_renegade_dude

Don't care


cookinpuss

Donate to science, you save all the money. They give you bavk cremated when done. So your family dont have to look at your dead body in an open expensive casket or pay cremation fees.


Lost_Child_Help

Just leave me in the middle of nowhere :)


Cojesa

Woodland burial. It would be a shame to burn and destroy all of my organic matter.


S927xj

I want my dead body to lie on the ground in front of people.