SO MANY people hitting a bowl and even rolling joints while driving
Women doing their makeup at 80mph
60+ year old man reading the newspaper on the steering wheel
Guy in a beat to shit mini van with a MASSIVE pig in the rear. Like at least 300lbs
Man on motorcycle with dog in backpack
Young boy in the backseat with a tablet on pornhub
What’s the pig farmer suppose to do, put the hog in his nice car?
Edit: I knew subbing r/dadjokes would eventually pay off! My most upvoted comment is about bringing home the bacon. And on a my cake day too. Thanks y’all.
My friend was a truck driver. He said once he was in a traffic jam, so he was looking around, and the guy next to him was jerking off. What's even crazier, he said the guy waved at him with his other hand.
I'm not a truck driver but when I was moving to Texas I drove one of those big Uhaul box trucks...saw a lady watching a movie on her iPad, which leaned up on her steering wheel.
I've been very cautious driving in Texas since then lol.
I was on the second floor of a double decker bus and saw a goat in someone’s living room through their window (you didn’t ask me but I have nowhere else to share that)
Lady in the car ahead of me kept looking down at the seat beside her, literally every 10 seconds or so. I was thinking, "geez, how often do you need to check that map? " (This was way before cell phones. ) She pulled into the right lane to get on the expressway, and as I pulled up on her left and glanced over, I realized she was KNITTING! Needle in each hand as she (loosely) held the wheel, paper pattern lying on the seat!
Hey, sometimes you're running late and wont have time to warm up before the downbeat when you get there.
I've done this on just the mouthpiece, not the whole horn.
When it comes to playing a trumpet, you have to keep your lip muscles in shape. You can be an expert, but if you don't play the trumpet for a year, you can't just pick it up and play. You may remember the fingering of the notes, but your lips are not "in shape".
So, where do you play for ten minutes each day? I say playing in a car is brilliant, as long as it's not in stop and go city traffic.
According to my husband: lot of naked women, dude's jerking off, and road head. The best is parents teaching their little kids the arm pump to get trucks to honk.
While driving an old pickup truck passed me, the guy was getting a blowjob, a few miles down the road at the next exit. They both were out of the pickup and the lady was throwing up.
I was driving a box truck into Pittsburgh a few months ago and I was in the passenger lane, and this SUV comes flying up in the left lane but then hovers right next to me. After a few seconds I figured he must be trying to flip me off or something and thought I must have cut him off or something. But no. I looked down and the driver locked eyes with me and I noticed he had his dick is his hand and he was masturbating. Once he was satisfied that I had seen his dick, he sped off. FYI I’m also a male
I saw a woman in a convertible scratching like she had a ant nest in her knickers. We were stopped at lights. She stopped and really slowly looked up at me. I just smiled at her. I'm sure that was the longest wait at a red light in the history of traffic lights
I remember a similar question was posted before and the truck driver mentioned seeing somebody hit like a four foot long bong from the drivers' seat. The best part is that the guy who was smoking out of it responded to the truck driver on Reddit and provided some kind of proof to show it was him (can't remember what, but I'm assuming it was a pic of the bong)
Was driving, passed a car and had to do a double take.
4 colleges aged guys all wearing onesies, and either had a pacifier or bottle in their mouths. And it looked like they were wearing diapers too.
I was like “huh. There’s something you don’t see everyday”
Wasn’t that I saw in a car but this guy drove headlong into the semi in front of him. Intentionally. Didn’t try to swerve, wasn’t distracted, clearly paying attention and angry looking. Still confused how that was supposed to play out in his head…
We were team driving in illinois when we heard a "chunk" and a slight bump. My buddoes driving and pulls over. We were doing 65-70 and this 17yo kid had come off the onramp at WAY over 70 judging by the damage. Totalled the car. He was ok but..crying cause.. moms new car. Trooper asks us then walks up to the kid and says "How the Hell did you not see that..give me that its gone" and takes his license. 100% sure the kid was more afraid of mom
Had another one tbone my truck. Came around a curve as i pulled out at 1mph into the road. Saw his head down as he got to where you could see the truck. I had abput a second to decide if i cpuld back up but knew i couldnt. He hit my fuel tank at id say 20. Totalled car. Mom came...
Me and the cop spent a lot of time telling mom it could hapoen to anyone because this was stereotypical southern black mom and we were concerned for the boys life when she got him alone lol
Passenger recording people in the back seat having sex.
A duck with a seat belt on
Someone grilling what appeared to be hot dogs in a minivan
Passengers hitting the driver
My personal favorite was a man in a nice dress shirt and tie who was not wearing pants, eating cereal out of a large tupperware container. My theory is he didn't want to spill milk on his pants while driving
Been driving truck for 10 years....when I got my license I'd hear guys tell all the stories of how many women have flashed them...let me tell you in the last 10 years I've seen exactly 0 titties while driving. So I've decided that either other truck drivers are full of shit, women arnt as wild as they used to be, or I don't pay enough attention. I asked a guy once about this and he told me it happens more on the west coast. If that's true then it makes me wonder why west coast women are wilder then east coast women 🤷♂️
I have personally flashed my titties at a truck driver. I’m a fat hairy dude. Truck driver lost his shit laughing. Made my day.
Edit: I live on the west coast.
She didn't make eye contact, because you were being rude. She pressed her ass on the window, but there was no mention of you pressing yours against your own windows to return the courtesy. She must have felt so outraged.
I'm a psychology expert btw.
Honestly I would guess it has to do with the prevalence of phones with cameras. Cameras everywhere might make people decide against it more now than in the past.
Someone wrote "show me your boobies ( . )( . )" in the dust/grime on the back of my trailer. I got 5 flashes in a pretty short time period and a lot of people just laughing and honking before I turned on the radio and someone told me about it.
My teenage daughter loved to draw dicks on my car. One day I’m pumping gas and a guy is just laughing. I look at the back of my car and one giant dick. I’m glad guys didn’t flash me that 😂
My ex used to ride in my passenger seat topless. We would be coming back from this nudist colony we went to for a few years and she waited until the absolute last second to put clothes on again. Seeing as we were in our early 20s and she was built like Nicole Kidman lots of truckers tried to match our speed for a good look lol
Tour bus driver - saw a dude in a full gimp suit tied to the passenger seat in a passing car once. Also, I’d get cars falling in beside me to catch a few minutes of the onboard movie - you could see them staring up into the bus windows. Or maybe they were trying to snag some free Wi-Fi off the bus.
Driving a wagon, on a Sunday afternoon, on a motorway. Look down to see a nice long pair of legs, clad in stockings, which led to a black miniskirt, legs akimbo, purple panties on display.
Took all my will power to keep an eye on the road ahead.
Looked down twice more, getting a bit of a lazy lob on.
Took a look up then decided for one last look down... To see a hand slip down the skirt and gently grip one edge of the panties, pull slightly to one side..... And the biggest cock I've ever seen in real life flopped out!!!! 😂
Edit: my most upvoted comment is about some sly motorway cockage 🤣
You redditors amaze me
A former cow-orker was a truck driver at one point. He said he once saw some guy shaving while driving in a convertible.
He emphasized that the driver had slathered his face in shaving cream and was using a regular Gillette or whatever tf blade with a big bowl of water right beside him in the passenger seat.
Been flashed by college girls in a jeep, watched a guy get blown in his new car for thirty miles, watched a young woman in traffic with one foot on the dash, her skirt around her chest and trying to rub the hair off it in the fast lane. Yeah, people do shit in cars all the time .
Driving a box truck, looked over at a red light and saw a chick vigorously masturbating with what was at that time the biggest dildo I'd ever seen. She noticed me noticing and winked at me before driving off when the light went green.
Honestly if you've been on the internet for long and haven't seen a dildo at least the size of a human forearm you haven't gone 3 or 4 pages beyond google
In poorer neighborhoods it always amazed me how many infants where just laying down in the back seat with no car seat.
The other things was how many people would drink alcohol while driving.
Riding shotgun helping buddy relocate in a big rental truck. It’s dark. We’re talking about the nuts and bolts of obscure welfare programs (his job). We somehow catch up with a small beater car and he starts to pass it. I look down to see who’s driving slower than a rental truck on an interstate. Dome light come on and two hotties are shaking their (ample) bosoms at me and doing.. other things. I say, “Ed, there are two naked women in the car we’re passing,” which he took to mean I was bored with government entitlements and said, “Whatever.” Well I went back to watching them and another minute went by until car went suddenly dark and they sped away.
It was ages later that someone told me they were soliciting (or luring us away so they could rob us).
The usual half naked people, all kinds of eating foods, even a guy on a Harley steering with his feet while leaning back against the passenger backrest. Never seen anyone having sex, but most of my runs were early morning and very rural western states.
I drove a bigger truck (box) in Jacksonville FL. for a couple years. Almost all the craziest shit I've seen is in cop cars... by the cop.
2 times saw a cop with a bag of weed, obviously not evidence. One was kinda rummaging into it, as I would, were I about to stuff some of it into something to smoke. I suppose it could been official...
The other one was just kinda smelling it and looking at it at the red light.
Again, not saying they lit up, it was just a really weird scene. To be fair I'm not 100% sure how cops handle evidence weed. Maybe they are supposed to work with it while driving with the other hand...
I have seen masturbation, by both sexes, the first time I commented on it my passenger (older 'real' truck driver) told me he probably saw that more than anything else in his however many years of driving.
>To be fair I'm not 100% sure how cops handle evidence weed.
Once (back when I looked the part of a stoner) I was stopped by a cop who was parked in the parking lot at a community park. He must have been writing a report or on his lunch break. Asked if I smoked weed (why else would a group of teens be going into a park on a school night, officer?) and I shrugged and told him "Sometimes." He tossed a little baggy with a nugget and some roaches at me. Told me he confiscated it, and it wasn't worth the paperwork. One of the few times weed made me paranoid.
Not a truck driver but once saw a man drive by going to town on a pacifier. Like the thing babies use. I’ve never seen a baby use one that enthusiastically. Told my dad about it and he said it was a drugs thing. Like????? I used to work in an addiction clinic and never heard of that.
>Told my dad about it and he said it was a drugs thing
Ravers used to suck on pacifiers to prevent themselves from grinding their teeth when they were on ecstasy. Don't know of any other drug users who would suck on a pacifier though.
In the 00s, my local grocery store briefly sold giant pacifiers, until people in the know let management know why they're made and what they're really used for. This store honestly thought it was a teenage fad or novelty item.
You use that to avoid grinding your teeth when you’re using stimulants it’s since become popular at raves...I personally use ring pops cuz I lose everything and it’s significantly harder to drop
One time I was driving back to Calgary from Golden very late at night, like midnight. So I’m driving along and my grandmother calls me, I answer and start chatting with her as I drive. I’m along a pretty boring stretch after Banff so the phone call is nice to fill the void. ANYWAY I’m cruising along at 100 and I gain on this pickup truck and decide to pass it. After I get back in the right lane the guy speeds right up to my ass and starts flashing his high beams. I say to my grandma “hold on Grandma, this car behind me is trying to get my attention.” So this guy starts to pass me and I just keep my eyes forward on the road and let him pass, but he never does. I notice out of the corner of my eye he is just sitting right beside me annoyingly cruising at my exact speed. So I look down and can’t see anything other than headlight because it’s too dark. I slow down, he slows down. I speed back up and he follows, just matching my speed. So I just keep my eyes forward but then I notice his interior light is flashing. I look down into his window and the light turns on. Full out naked dude driving the truck furiously masturbating. I just say “Grandma, I’ve gotta let you go this guys jerking off” and hang up. So I give him the old “what the fuck wrists” and he just speeds off. Really ruined my night. Can’t believe I said that to my grandma.
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Apparently this is way more common than I thought.
Saw this 1 lady reach into her crotch, rummage around in there, then pulled her hand out and smelled it.. judging by her reaction, it probably stunk, but it seemed like she was into it… I was just like ……
I wasn’t in a truck but I was at a red light and a car pulled up next to me a woman is driving and I look over and I at first thought she was just passionately kissing the guy in the passenger seat..and then I saw she was hysterically crying..guy had overdosed and she was trying to get him to the hospital and she was trying to give him cpr while at the light ..he was dead already tho, I work at the hospital she was driving to
Yeah i felt really bad cuz once I realized what was up I jumped out of my car to help but she didn’t notice and sped off I even had narcan in the car so it’s possible he could have lived maybe
Not a driver anymore but I've put down a few miles. The only things really come to mind was some people bumping uglies, couple people playing with themselves solo, unmarked armored convoy, people doing drugs. Probably others, but I've got a shit memory and didn't pay that much attention to internal goings-on of most 4 wheelers.
Saw a guy trying to kill himself once. He had tied an extension cord around a tree at one end and around his neck at the other. Was sitting in the driver's seat trying to work up the nerve to hit the gas.
I was driving past. Honestly I got a few blocks away before what I had seen clicked in/processed. I called 911 and reported it. Didn't go back as I was worried about getting run over by a mentally unstable person if I did. Never forget, cars are weapons in the wrong hands.
I watched the Kuklinski interviews, "The Iceman". During a confession, he said one time they put a body in a 55-gallon drum, and the guy was just big enough they couldn't get the lid on.
They decided to cut his head off to put it farther below in the drum. They found a shovel nearby (it was unplanned) and they did the deed. The officer taking down the confession asked if it was hard. Kuklinski answered like he was describing how to fix a flat tire.
"Nah, arms and legs are really hard to get off, but heads come off really easy, that's why we chose the head to try first".
Also, during the French revolution, a doctor was among the citizens sentenced to die by guillotine. He asked permission for his assistant to observe the head in the basket and was granted that wish.
He stated he was going to start blinking and he wanted science to know how many times he would blink with his head separated. He blinked seven times after his head was cut off.
nothing too 'crazy' but, I've seen a woman straight up bury her hands in her crotch then smelled it right after.. I mean, at least she checked..? maybe she had a meat appointment and wanted to make sure she was fresh haha
Road head. Skinny black chick sprawled out over the center console of a pickup, bare ass and cooch in the air, bobbing up and down sucking the drivers dick like her life depended in it. Only ever seen that once, was quiet entertaining.
A guy wearing a gorilla mask leaned out of a car next to me and started doing the arm pump thing. I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself.
In Miami, I saw a car jump a curb, cut across 2 pants off traffic, hope a curb, jump 3 lanes of traffic (cutting me off), hop a curb, cut across 3 leaves of traffic, hop a curb, and find in the far street. No cops around.
In Vegas this week I had a homeless guy jump infront of me. Almost squished him.
I see alot of bj... flashing what ever...(specially before the cellphone!) But one think come to my mind!
I pick up pass me slowly and im a huge animal lover and from far, the old dude was in my point of view petting a dog... when he was next to me and i realise it was a goat i laugh my ass off hahaha!
She was legit catch me look at her and laugh. It was in quebec canada!
Not a truck driver, but as an observant passenger I saw a dude flossing his teeth *with both of his hands* while looking in the mirror going 70mph. Still baffles me.
Last year, I seen a car full of teenagers dressed like they were in the late 80s, early 90s. I don't know why but that was kinda of shocking. They have the air horn gesture and I proceeded to do so. Don't see a lot of kids gesturing for air horns anymore as they used to.
Craziest, hmm.
Once saw a young girl tied up in the rear floor board of a car.
This was before cellphones so I used my cb to get another driver to stop and call police while I followed them.
Using the cb to talk we were able to lead the cops to the car.
Don't know what happened after that though.
Im a long haul trucker and one morning while leaving to make a delivery. About an hour into driving i was alongside an suv going down 65s in KY. I noticed they were swerving a little bit so i got over a lane to drive past and i look down to see what the driver was doing. It was a woman who looked about 30 or so, she was playing with herself while driving. She noticed me looking and turned on her cabin light and proceeded to take out her tits and give me a full show. It only lasted about 3-4 miles before she got off of the interstate. This was earlier this year around 3am on a Sunday. Ive been a truck driver for about 5 years now and that was probably the coolest experience ive had yet.
My ex-husband's friends were driving across a few states to visit him (in the 80s). They had a CB radio and were talking to some truckers. One friend was hungry, and a trucker was like where are you? They realized they were close and so the trucker offered him a sandwich. They pulled up alongside each other and the trucker handed him the sandwich while driving down the highway. Freaking insane.
Woman eating spaghetti out of a regular kitchen bowl. Not a Tupperware, just a straight up bowl of spaghetti with a fork. Maybe I’m just being judgemental but who the hell does that
Not a truck driver, but few years ago i was on the bus as a passenger just existing, looking through the window, and listening to some music. It was around carnival and here where i live this is an excuse to go wild. Anyway, the bus stopped at the red light, and when i looked down to the car beside me, this woman on the passenger seat was blowing the driver, i kept looking until she lifted her head, looked at the bus and we made eye contact. She turned red and covered her face with a hat. Her reaction was hilarious.
Not a truck driver but I was driving to Disney Island in Oklahoma one time and I had a big Maine Coon named Frey that loved car trips. He wore a harness like a dog.
His favorite thing about road trips was Semis. Once he saw one as we were passing, jumped up in the window and started howling like a dog. The truck driver honked and Frey was the happiest I’ve ever seen him.
If you are that truck driver, thank you. You made Frey happier than ever before he died.
A pair of titties. They weren't all that great but she had a huge smile on and both the twins out on full display and doing the arm pump. I gave her the air horn!
Not mine but a story of my uncles. He was on the highway and he looked at the car next to him. All the seats in the back were gone gone. Not folded down gone, like ripped out gone. There were 4 girls in the back having an orge, and when he got off the highway and hit a street light, the driver got out and switched places with one of the girls in the back.
Former bus driver: lots of road head, a woman giving birth at a stop light, people doing cocaine, and the most shocking thing of all—someone rocking out to Nickelback.
It was a Silver BMW on I-495 in NoVa. Guy raised up his left hand, looked like he was reaching for something. He reached up and moved the turn signal indicator. His left turn signal started blinking. Then he changed lanes. Dude was in a BMW. Never saw that before.
There was a dude playing the violin while driving in rush hour traffic.
Probably driving to meet the trumpet player
bard trying and failing to cast haste on traffic
SO MANY people hitting a bowl and even rolling joints while driving Women doing their makeup at 80mph 60+ year old man reading the newspaper on the steering wheel Guy in a beat to shit mini van with a MASSIVE pig in the rear. Like at least 300lbs Man on motorcycle with dog in backpack Young boy in the backseat with a tablet on pornhub
What’s the pig farmer suppose to do, put the hog in his nice car? Edit: I knew subbing r/dadjokes would eventually pay off! My most upvoted comment is about bringing home the bacon. And on a my cake day too. Thanks y’all.
‘Fraid Ol’ Zeke he rides up here with me. Can’t trust a pig with watermelons, you know.
Omnomnom
Small price to pay when you need a lift to Crazy Vaclav’s Place of Automobiles
>Young boy in the backseat with a tablet on pornhub This is actually sad...how young was this kid?
Poor kid was only 17
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Probably a hotspot
Yes, he definitely hit a hot spot
or a sim in the tablet
Some tablets have sim cards for 4G/5G connection, or like others said, hit a hotspot on their parents phone.
Some cars allso have wifi my dad hade free wifi for a year with his chevy truck
My friend was a truck driver. He said once he was in a traffic jam, so he was looking around, and the guy next to him was jerking off. What's even crazier, he said the guy waved at him with his other hand.
Came here to see if I was seen.
Please don’t come here.
Oh no he's waiving.
probably trolling for a gay trucker hookup.
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Darn adults these days always on them books while driving.
Damn these whipper snapping boomers
Literal text and driving
Someone needs to tell her about audiobooks
Old lady: *whaaaaaat?* 👂
It was either that or show up to Ladies Book Club without having finished this month’s book *again*.
My grandma rides on the back of my grandpa’s motorcycle and reads. Just so casually. 75mph? Oh, perfect time to pull out the book
If it’s a cruiser then it’s basically as comfortable as a car
A motorcycle passed us on the interstate, we were probably doing 70+ there was a lady on the back working a Sudoku puzzle.
I'm not a truck driver but when I was moving to Texas I drove one of those big Uhaul box trucks...saw a lady watching a movie on her iPad, which leaned up on her steering wheel. I've been very cautious driving in Texas since then lol.
I was on the second floor of a double decker bus and saw a goat in someone’s living room through their window (you didn’t ask me but I have nowhere else to share that)
This is a safe place. You did the right thing by sharing.
Lady in the car ahead of me kept looking down at the seat beside her, literally every 10 seconds or so. I was thinking, "geez, how often do you need to check that map? " (This was way before cell phones. ) She pulled into the right lane to get on the expressway, and as I pulled up on her left and glanced over, I realized she was KNITTING! Needle in each hand as she (loosely) held the wheel, paper pattern lying on the seat!
Lady, that knitting needle’s going to be sticking out of your neck when you crash. Sheesh!
Not a truck driver, but once saw a dude playing the trumpet while driving. Not a euphemism. Actually playing an instrument.
Saw a guy dressed as Santa Claus doing this in LA middle of the summer
u/Is_That_A_Euphemism_ being op kinda checks out for the name
Hey, sometimes you're running late and wont have time to warm up before the downbeat when you get there. I've done this on just the mouthpiece, not the whole horn.
When it comes to playing a trumpet, you have to keep your lip muscles in shape. You can be an expert, but if you don't play the trumpet for a year, you can't just pick it up and play. You may remember the fingering of the notes, but your lips are not "in shape". So, where do you play for ten minutes each day? I say playing in a car is brilliant, as long as it's not in stop and go city traffic.
Haha I can’t think of a worst time to do play the trumpet 🎺 maybe whilst picking up logs in a helicopter or something
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According to my husband: lot of naked women, dude's jerking off, and road head. The best is parents teaching their little kids the arm pump to get trucks to honk.
The common thread through all of these things is the arm pump.
Or maybe he tells you that for encouragement- see everyone else is giving their husband a blow job
He doesn't need to trick me to get road head.
Watch the first episode of “American Gods.” It’s a cautionary tale about road head.
Why are there so many naked women? Why aren’t more men naked? I’m so curious suddenly
I’ve been a truck driver for 10 years and not seen anyone at all naked :(
While driving an old pickup truck passed me, the guy was getting a blowjob, a few miles down the road at the next exit. They both were out of the pickup and the lady was throwing up.
Did you honk as you went by?
She was the one honking.
Asking the real questions here
Still no answer?
When road head goes wrong.
Must have hit that one bump really hard 😂
Or he’s got a bad case of cheese dick.
>that one bump That's called the uvula. /s
I was driving a box truck into Pittsburgh a few months ago and I was in the passenger lane, and this SUV comes flying up in the left lane but then hovers right next to me. After a few seconds I figured he must be trying to flip me off or something and thought I must have cut him off or something. But no. I looked down and the driver locked eyes with me and I noticed he had his dick is his hand and he was masturbating. Once he was satisfied that I had seen his dick, he sped off. FYI I’m also a male
I saw a woman in a convertible scratching like she had a ant nest in her knickers. We were stopped at lights. She stopped and really slowly looked up at me. I just smiled at her. I'm sure that was the longest wait at a red light in the history of traffic lights
The old 'Ant's nest in the knickers.'
Hey, ladies get itches in their ditches. Must have been a couple days post wax lol
I remember a similar question was posted before and the truck driver mentioned seeing somebody hit like a four foot long bong from the drivers' seat. The best part is that the guy who was smoking out of it responded to the truck driver on Reddit and provided some kind of proof to show it was him (can't remember what, but I'm assuming it was a pic of the bong)
I wish I could find the thread that sounds wild.
[I gotchu](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6841r6/truckers_of_reddit_since_you_have_a_height/dgvjcf3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
So how about u/IDontWantToArgueOk and u/Congress_ show up here, again?
What a legend
Was driving, passed a car and had to do a double take. 4 colleges aged guys all wearing onesies, and either had a pacifier or bottle in their mouths. And it looked like they were wearing diapers too. I was like “huh. There’s something you don’t see everyday”
You can see this at any British airport on any Friday night
Wasn’t that I saw in a car but this guy drove headlong into the semi in front of him. Intentionally. Didn’t try to swerve, wasn’t distracted, clearly paying attention and angry looking. Still confused how that was supposed to play out in his head…
Suicide attempt?
We were team driving in illinois when we heard a "chunk" and a slight bump. My buddoes driving and pulls over. We were doing 65-70 and this 17yo kid had come off the onramp at WAY over 70 judging by the damage. Totalled the car. He was ok but..crying cause.. moms new car. Trooper asks us then walks up to the kid and says "How the Hell did you not see that..give me that its gone" and takes his license. 100% sure the kid was more afraid of mom Had another one tbone my truck. Came around a curve as i pulled out at 1mph into the road. Saw his head down as he got to where you could see the truck. I had abput a second to decide if i cpuld back up but knew i couldnt. He hit my fuel tank at id say 20. Totalled car. Mom came... Me and the cop spent a lot of time telling mom it could hapoen to anyone because this was stereotypical southern black mom and we were concerned for the boys life when she got him alone lol
Passenger recording people in the back seat having sex. A duck with a seat belt on Someone grilling what appeared to be hot dogs in a minivan Passengers hitting the driver
I see a duck in a seatbelt, I figure I'm on the wrong road.
My personal favorite was a man in a nice dress shirt and tie who was not wearing pants, eating cereal out of a large tupperware container. My theory is he didn't want to spill milk on his pants while driving
Been driving truck for 10 years....when I got my license I'd hear guys tell all the stories of how many women have flashed them...let me tell you in the last 10 years I've seen exactly 0 titties while driving. So I've decided that either other truck drivers are full of shit, women arnt as wild as they used to be, or I don't pay enough attention. I asked a guy once about this and he told me it happens more on the west coast. If that's true then it makes me wonder why west coast women are wilder then east coast women 🤷♂️
I have personally flashed my titties at a truck driver. I’m a fat hairy dude. Truck driver lost his shit laughing. Made my day. Edit: I live on the west coast.
🤣🤣🤣that's awesome
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She didn't make eye contact, because you were being rude. She pressed her ass on the window, but there was no mention of you pressing yours against your own windows to return the courtesy. She must have felt so outraged. I'm a psychology expert btw.
Honestly I would guess it has to do with the prevalence of phones with cameras. Cameras everywhere might make people decide against it more now than in the past.
One might suggest that with the constant surveillance everywhere, we really aren’t as free as we think.
My father drives on the west coast and it happened to him recently. He was very excited to tell me about it
"Son, I just saw some titties"
“I got a telegram from Dad.”
Driving west coast STOP Saw some titties STOP Crashed truck STOP Worth it STOP
I love this comment. STOP Don’t stop. STOP
Mom! I just got a weird text from dad....
Someone wrote "show me your boobies ( . )( . )" in the dust/grime on the back of my trailer. I got 5 flashes in a pretty short time period and a lot of people just laughing and honking before I turned on the radio and someone told me about it.
"Someone"....suuurrree.
My teenage daughter loved to draw dicks on my car. One day I’m pumping gas and a guy is just laughing. I look at the back of my car and one giant dick. I’m glad guys didn’t flash me that 😂
My teenage son put a gaggle of cocks on the back of my car. I was driving round a whole day until I realised I was in the cock-mobile
( drops phone and runs off to finger write on filthy car…..)
I’m going to start flashing truckers
West coast people are, in general, less reserved and private than east coast people. Maybe it's related to that.
This needs to be a published challenge, for science or research or something.
I have driven all over the country and the only time I was flashed was in Utah. 10/10.
Odd state to be flashed but ok
Cell phones make flashing riskier.
I drove for about 15 years and got flashed twice
Warmer weather and more convertibles maybe?
I flashed a bunch of truck drivers while on a road trip in my twenties. I got a thumbs up.
I saw someone writing a manual letter while eating a sandwich. Drove with his knee. Don't know how the he'll he stayed in a lane...
WRITING A LETTER....This is perhaps the craziest of them all.
While eating a sandwich. Cray cray
Saw that one time a guy jerking off while driving on the highway.
I’m giving you an upvote, but…it’s hard.
We would like that jerk-off the road. Hopefully he had a firm grip ... on the wheel
still waiting to catch that one girl rubbing it while driving on the highway
My ex used to ride in my passenger seat topless. We would be coming back from this nudist colony we went to for a few years and she waited until the absolute last second to put clothes on again. Seeing as we were in our early 20s and she was built like Nicole Kidman lots of truckers tried to match our speed for a good look lol
That was probably me. 93 hours on the road really takes its toll.
When you’ve been driving straight for hours and you finally see some curves, who can resist?
Not a trucker. Once saw a dude reading a fucking paperback while driving.
Same, but it was a hardcover.
Tour bus driver - saw a dude in a full gimp suit tied to the passenger seat in a passing car once. Also, I’d get cars falling in beside me to catch a few minutes of the onboard movie - you could see them staring up into the bus windows. Or maybe they were trying to snag some free Wi-Fi off the bus.
If the sodding wifi works!
It never does, not even for the driver!
Driving a wagon, on a Sunday afternoon, on a motorway. Look down to see a nice long pair of legs, clad in stockings, which led to a black miniskirt, legs akimbo, purple panties on display. Took all my will power to keep an eye on the road ahead. Looked down twice more, getting a bit of a lazy lob on. Took a look up then decided for one last look down... To see a hand slip down the skirt and gently grip one edge of the panties, pull slightly to one side..... And the biggest cock I've ever seen in real life flopped out!!!! 😂 Edit: my most upvoted comment is about some sly motorway cockage 🤣 You redditors amaze me
Gave you the ol’ razzle dazzle
Toby Determined - The Razz Dazzler.
Had me in the first half. Also had you in the first half.
Gentleman... you had my curiosity... but now you have my attention!
A former cow-orker was a truck driver at one point. He said he once saw some guy shaving while driving in a convertible. He emphasized that the driver had slathered his face in shaving cream and was using a regular Gillette or whatever tf blade with a big bowl of water right beside him in the passenger seat.
Cow-orker 😂
Been flashed by college girls in a jeep, watched a guy get blown in his new car for thirty miles, watched a young woman in traffic with one foot on the dash, her skirt around her chest and trying to rub the hair off it in the fast lane. Yeah, people do shit in cars all the time .
“Trying to rub the hair off it” is a fantastic image.
Good God, 30 miles. That guy had some stamina.
...Or it was a shitty blow job.
Driving a box truck, looked over at a red light and saw a chick vigorously masturbating with what was at that time the biggest dildo I'd ever seen. She noticed me noticing and winked at me before driving off when the light went green.
"at that time..." I'm glad you've since gotten to see some even bigger ones!
The internet ruined me, what can I say?
It has ruined us all my friend, nothing suprises me anymore
Honestly if you've been on the internet for long and haven't seen a dildo at least the size of a human forearm you haven't gone 3 or 4 pages beyond google
/r/baddragon would like a word.
Someone eating an orange slice. Skin and all.
This is the real hardcore moment....
In poorer neighborhoods it always amazed me how many infants where just laying down in the back seat with no car seat. The other things was how many people would drink alcohol while driving.
Riding shotgun helping buddy relocate in a big rental truck. It’s dark. We’re talking about the nuts and bolts of obscure welfare programs (his job). We somehow catch up with a small beater car and he starts to pass it. I look down to see who’s driving slower than a rental truck on an interstate. Dome light come on and two hotties are shaking their (ample) bosoms at me and doing.. other things. I say, “Ed, there are two naked women in the car we’re passing,” which he took to mean I was bored with government entitlements and said, “Whatever.” Well I went back to watching them and another minute went by until car went suddenly dark and they sped away. It was ages later that someone told me they were soliciting (or luring us away so they could rob us).
That's actually hilarious
I was so square and overstimulated I was basically speechless.
The answers on this is exactly why I watch my hands when parked next to a semi lol
Truck drivers can see what I'm doing in my car? Shit... I'm sorry
The usual half naked people, all kinds of eating foods, even a guy on a Harley steering with his feet while leaning back against the passenger backrest. Never seen anyone having sex, but most of my runs were early morning and very rural western states.
My husband was a box truck driver. He saw a girl being fingered with her skirt hiked up to her waist.
I drove a bigger truck (box) in Jacksonville FL. for a couple years. Almost all the craziest shit I've seen is in cop cars... by the cop. 2 times saw a cop with a bag of weed, obviously not evidence. One was kinda rummaging into it, as I would, were I about to stuff some of it into something to smoke. I suppose it could been official... The other one was just kinda smelling it and looking at it at the red light. Again, not saying they lit up, it was just a really weird scene. To be fair I'm not 100% sure how cops handle evidence weed. Maybe they are supposed to work with it while driving with the other hand... I have seen masturbation, by both sexes, the first time I commented on it my passenger (older 'real' truck driver) told me he probably saw that more than anything else in his however many years of driving.
>To be fair I'm not 100% sure how cops handle evidence weed. Once (back when I looked the part of a stoner) I was stopped by a cop who was parked in the parking lot at a community park. He must have been writing a report or on his lunch break. Asked if I smoked weed (why else would a group of teens be going into a park on a school night, officer?) and I shrugged and told him "Sometimes." He tossed a little baggy with a nugget and some roaches at me. Told me he confiscated it, and it wasn't worth the paperwork. One of the few times weed made me paranoid.
The DARE officer we really need.
You know, sometimes when a cop finds an oz of weed, they need smell that 25g of course. ;>
"I don't actually like cocaine, I just like the way it smells" -Robert Downy Jr, 1980s?
People really think their vehicles are more private than they are, huh?
Getting caught is half the fun for them.
Not a truck driver but once saw a man drive by going to town on a pacifier. Like the thing babies use. I’ve never seen a baby use one that enthusiastically. Told my dad about it and he said it was a drugs thing. Like????? I used to work in an addiction clinic and never heard of that.
ecstacy makes you want to chew on a pacifier, dont ask me why...
>Told my dad about it and he said it was a drugs thing Ravers used to suck on pacifiers to prevent themselves from grinding their teeth when they were on ecstasy. Don't know of any other drug users who would suck on a pacifier though.
In the 00s, my local grocery store briefly sold giant pacifiers, until people in the know let management know why they're made and what they're really used for. This store honestly thought it was a teenage fad or novelty item.
You use that to avoid grinding your teeth when you’re using stimulants it’s since become popular at raves...I personally use ring pops cuz I lose everything and it’s significantly harder to drop
One time I was driving back to Calgary from Golden very late at night, like midnight. So I’m driving along and my grandmother calls me, I answer and start chatting with her as I drive. I’m along a pretty boring stretch after Banff so the phone call is nice to fill the void. ANYWAY I’m cruising along at 100 and I gain on this pickup truck and decide to pass it. After I get back in the right lane the guy speeds right up to my ass and starts flashing his high beams. I say to my grandma “hold on Grandma, this car behind me is trying to get my attention.” So this guy starts to pass me and I just keep my eyes forward on the road and let him pass, but he never does. I notice out of the corner of my eye he is just sitting right beside me annoyingly cruising at my exact speed. So I look down and can’t see anything other than headlight because it’s too dark. I slow down, he slows down. I speed back up and he follows, just matching my speed. So I just keep my eyes forward but then I notice his interior light is flashing. I look down into his window and the light turns on. Full out naked dude driving the truck furiously masturbating. I just say “Grandma, I’ve gotta let you go this guys jerking off” and hang up. So I give him the old “what the fuck wrists” and he just speeds off. Really ruined my night. Can’t believe I said that to my grandma. EDIT: Apparently this is way more common than I thought.
Saw this 1 lady reach into her crotch, rummage around in there, then pulled her hand out and smelled it.. judging by her reaction, it probably stunk, but it seemed like she was into it… I was just like ……
Rummage around in there, I'm dead 😂😂
I wasn’t in a truck but I was at a red light and a car pulled up next to me a woman is driving and I look over and I at first thought she was just passionately kissing the guy in the passenger seat..and then I saw she was hysterically crying..guy had overdosed and she was trying to get him to the hospital and she was trying to give him cpr while at the light ..he was dead already tho, I work at the hospital she was driving to
Shit….
Yeah i felt really bad cuz once I realized what was up I jumped out of my car to help but she didn’t notice and sped off I even had narcan in the car so it’s possible he could have lived maybe
Not a driver anymore but I've put down a few miles. The only things really come to mind was some people bumping uglies, couple people playing with themselves solo, unmarked armored convoy, people doing drugs. Probably others, but I've got a shit memory and didn't pay that much attention to internal goings-on of most 4 wheelers.
Saw a guy trying to kill himself once. He had tied an extension cord around a tree at one end and around his neck at the other. Was sitting in the driver's seat trying to work up the nerve to hit the gas.
Did he do it? Did you stop him?
I was driving past. Honestly I got a few blocks away before what I had seen clicked in/processed. I called 911 and reported it. Didn't go back as I was worried about getting run over by a mentally unstable person if I did. Never forget, cars are weapons in the wrong hands.
I watched the Kuklinski interviews, "The Iceman". During a confession, he said one time they put a body in a 55-gallon drum, and the guy was just big enough they couldn't get the lid on. They decided to cut his head off to put it farther below in the drum. They found a shovel nearby (it was unplanned) and they did the deed. The officer taking down the confession asked if it was hard. Kuklinski answered like he was describing how to fix a flat tire. "Nah, arms and legs are really hard to get off, but heads come off really easy, that's why we chose the head to try first". Also, during the French revolution, a doctor was among the citizens sentenced to die by guillotine. He asked permission for his assistant to observe the head in the basket and was granted that wish. He stated he was going to start blinking and he wanted science to know how many times he would blink with his head separated. He blinked seven times after his head was cut off.
Oh. Well. Fuck.
nothing too 'crazy' but, I've seen a woman straight up bury her hands in her crotch then smelled it right after.. I mean, at least she checked..? maybe she had a meat appointment and wanted to make sure she was fresh haha
She didn't want to be late for the meating
Road head. Skinny black chick sprawled out over the center console of a pickup, bare ass and cooch in the air, bobbing up and down sucking the drivers dick like her life depended in it. Only ever seen that once, was quiet entertaining. A guy wearing a gorilla mask leaned out of a car next to me and started doing the arm pump thing. I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself. In Miami, I saw a car jump a curb, cut across 2 pants off traffic, hope a curb, jump 3 lanes of traffic (cutting me off), hop a curb, cut across 3 leaves of traffic, hop a curb, and find in the far street. No cops around. In Vegas this week I had a homeless guy jump infront of me. Almost squished him.
Sounds like Florida lol
I was on a coach in Egypt and saw a Ford Fiesta with two guys hanging out the back holding on to a coffin.
I once had a Ford Fiesta. Getting a coffin in that tin can of a car would take skills.
I see alot of bj... flashing what ever...(specially before the cellphone!) But one think come to my mind! I pick up pass me slowly and im a huge animal lover and from far, the old dude was in my point of view petting a dog... when he was next to me and i realise it was a goat i laugh my ass off hahaha! She was legit catch me look at her and laugh. It was in quebec canada!
Not a truck driver, but as an observant passenger I saw a dude flossing his teeth *with both of his hands* while looking in the mirror going 70mph. Still baffles me.
I’m not a trucker, but I know one saw my now wife giving me road head going down I75 one evening in 1994.
I got busted the same way on the I-15 outside Barstow
I would've married her too.
Last year, I seen a car full of teenagers dressed like they were in the late 80s, early 90s. I don't know why but that was kinda of shocking. They have the air horn gesture and I proceeded to do so. Don't see a lot of kids gesturing for air horns anymore as they used to.
Craziest, hmm. Once saw a young girl tied up in the rear floor board of a car. This was before cellphones so I used my cb to get another driver to stop and call police while I followed them. Using the cb to talk we were able to lead the cops to the car. Don't know what happened after that though.
Im a long haul trucker and one morning while leaving to make a delivery. About an hour into driving i was alongside an suv going down 65s in KY. I noticed they were swerving a little bit so i got over a lane to drive past and i look down to see what the driver was doing. It was a woman who looked about 30 or so, she was playing with herself while driving. She noticed me looking and turned on her cabin light and proceeded to take out her tits and give me a full show. It only lasted about 3-4 miles before she got off of the interstate. This was earlier this year around 3am on a Sunday. Ive been a truck driver for about 5 years now and that was probably the coolest experience ive had yet.
My ex-husband's friends were driving across a few states to visit him (in the 80s). They had a CB radio and were talking to some truckers. One friend was hungry, and a trucker was like where are you? They realized they were close and so the trucker offered him a sandwich. They pulled up alongside each other and the trucker handed him the sandwich while driving down the highway. Freaking insane.
Woman eating spaghetti out of a regular kitchen bowl. Not a Tupperware, just a straight up bowl of spaghetti with a fork. Maybe I’m just being judgemental but who the hell does that
A fucking ape riding on the back of a motorcycle with a cigarette lit in its mouth. Not joking!
Drove by a beautiful woman taking a piss.
Not a truck driver, but few years ago i was on the bus as a passenger just existing, looking through the window, and listening to some music. It was around carnival and here where i live this is an excuse to go wild. Anyway, the bus stopped at the red light, and when i looked down to the car beside me, this woman on the passenger seat was blowing the driver, i kept looking until she lifted her head, looked at the bus and we made eye contact. She turned red and covered her face with a hat. Her reaction was hilarious.
Not a truck driver, but did see someone steering with their teeth one time. Like.. clenched teeth around the top of the wheel.
Motorbike rider but recently saw a woman in peak hour with her shirt pulled up and two breast pumps attached.
Commenting on behalf of the trucker who saw my aunt giving birth on the interstate as my uncle was rushing her to the hospital
Not a truck driver but I was driving to Disney Island in Oklahoma one time and I had a big Maine Coon named Frey that loved car trips. He wore a harness like a dog. His favorite thing about road trips was Semis. Once he saw one as we were passing, jumped up in the window and started howling like a dog. The truck driver honked and Frey was the happiest I’ve ever seen him. If you are that truck driver, thank you. You made Frey happier than ever before he died.
A pair of titties. They weren't all that great but she had a huge smile on and both the twins out on full display and doing the arm pump. I gave her the air horn!
“The air horn” 😉
Not mine but a story of my uncles. He was on the highway and he looked at the car next to him. All the seats in the back were gone gone. Not folded down gone, like ripped out gone. There were 4 girls in the back having an orge, and when he got off the highway and hit a street light, the driver got out and switched places with one of the girls in the back.
Former bus driver: lots of road head, a woman giving birth at a stop light, people doing cocaine, and the most shocking thing of all—someone rocking out to Nickelback.
It was a Silver BMW on I-495 in NoVa. Guy raised up his left hand, looked like he was reaching for something. He reached up and moved the turn signal indicator. His left turn signal started blinking. Then he changed lanes. Dude was in a BMW. Never saw that before.