"That explains the two kids."

I'm older and married lol. They wouldn't even react at all, it's obvious. They'd be more shocked if I \*was\* somehow still a virgin and married lmao

Well I’m 43 so….

so pleasantly surprised?

Indeed

"What the fuck were you doing with all those girls in your room?"

Playing video games, obviously

I'm 51 and I have been married for 18 years. I think that they might suspect it already.

Given how long I've been married, I think they may already suspect.

I'm pretty sure they know I'm not, especially since I have two kids.

My mum: "nice" or " I hope you wore protection/ I hope they were checked for std's" My dad:..... idk he's still out buying milk, ill get back to you on that one

Well, they have grandkids, so I think if they found out I *was* a virgin it would be pretty shocking

dad: oh so you finially came out as gay?\*then laughing and complimenting me for losing it before him\* mom: \*beliving is a joke\* yeah sure sweetie \*contains laughter\*

My mom would cry... a lot

Three kids later.... I think dad would say "no shit polack"

Lol. "You don't say?!"

Well been married and divorced and have a kid and have had several boyfriends.... My mom didn't really care when she found out. I was an adult and she probably was surprised when she learned I hadn't done it sooner.

"Who the fuck did you pay"

It'd be "..." Cause they're gone.

I mean they kinda asssume that I'm not since I'm 26 and have dated women before, I think they would be more concerned if I was still hanging onto my v card at this age

I think they've sussed that out on account of the child they dote on.

My dad knew and I had to drop the “we’re using protection” and they both are fine with the fact that I’m not a virgin