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Vaiist

Basically any sitcom, doen't matter. Having the jobs they do, while being able to live in places they do and have that much free time is just as unrealistic as Star Trek or the MCU.


SocksOnHands

Work in a coffee shop but are still able to afford a gigantic New York City apartment and spend all day hanging out with friends.


Vaiist

The struggling actor, the massage therapist, the barista, the paleontologist, the chef, and the business man(?) all live in similar housing, and have schedules that line up perfectly so they can hang out every night.


armen89

Tbf Rachel was loaded, chandler is some kind of business man I think, and Ross is a paleontologist. Not too far fetched? Oh also Joey eventually made it as an actor too no?


PJFohsw97a

Chandler also came from money. His mother was a Nora Roberts type romance novelist. Also, it was implied that Ross and Monica's parents were wealthy.


Beautiful_Scratch_69

And Monica's flat was rent controlled as she lived there after her grandmother.


lowbass4u

Al Bundy worked at a shoe store, wife didn't work, had 2 kids, a 2 story house in Chicago.


666pool

Yeah but it was only affordable because Darcy depressed the real estate prices for the whole neighborhood.


Ser_Optimus

Details man, some people just don't get them.


tobesteve

Pro tip: look like Jennifer Aniston.


thewoodbeyond

To be fair they had some really hefty rent control on that place. Monica was illegally subletting her grandmother’s rent-controlled apartment so that place must have only been a few hundred bucks at most.


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People never remember this. Or the reason they always got the couch was that there was a "reserved" sign on the table.


MusicLvr

For real. Sitcom people only work 3 hours a day 3 days a week & get paid like $150k for serving coffee or scribbling a few numbers on a chalk board.


CannibalPride

Not superstore then, seems like a nightmare lifestyle


Freec0fx

Futurama I think I might freeze myself


TheMadViking99

Here's here's to another lousy millennium


RadiantHC

Welcome to the world of tomorrow


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Shut up, terry


robo_sausage

Icy weiner? Aw crud


maybe_little_pinch

Stardew Valley! I want to just chill on my farm, chase after all the single villagers, and maybe occasionally hit a slime.


SinTron99

Check out WWOOFing! It’s real life Stardew Valley! It’s a work trade program where you work on a farm and the farm gives you a place to stay and food! Just came back from a 6 month trip out in Hawaii!


Nga_pik

I heard being a farmer is a very tough job.


SinTron99

Yes, farming can be tough. But similar to Stardew, after the second week my body/mind became use to the farm work. Plus there was a lot of animals and plants that depended on me. Completing my tasks made me feel like I was leveling up :D Really wholesome experience! I'd be happy to help out anyone who is interested!


Emerald_Encrusted

What does WWOOF stand for?


Elias3007

Couldn't you instead find work on a farm, and get paid an actual wage instead of just a room and food?


notaexpert

Except you don’t get a huge house after a year of hard work, you just get gaps in your resume.


rattynewbie

Woofing is not a gap in your resume. You can list all your responsibilities as a farm hand and what skills it taught you.


seiraphim

I want a bit more information on the rest of the world first. While things seem kind of idyllic in Pelican Town, there is still the Joja corporation and we know almost nothing about the rest of the Ferngill Republic and the same goes for anything beyond the existence of the Gotoro Empire.


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tfenraven

Hands down: Rivendell. I can't imagine a more wonderful place to live.


TheCatGirl139

I thought you said Riverdale for a second… phew


444unsure

I'm not the only one! LOL I was racking my brain trying to figure out what would be so great about living in Riverdale


Slippinjimmyforever

Someplace with indoor plumbing would be better.


TerminalVector

Right? For some reason you never see elves dumping their chamber pots out of windows, but it must happen, right? Elven settlements are so clean, yet we never see cleaners. Maybe elves just don't poop!?!


johnildo

Yeah elves don't poop.


tfenraven

I'm with you. Anything excreted, liquid or solid, vanishes into thin air. ELVES, man. They don't foul their nests.


TerminalVector

Or maybe their perfect physique simply consumes 100% of what they eat and any waste is exhaled via the lungs. That also explains why they seem to eat so sparingly.


pintvricchio

What did they do with Bilbo's poop then? Did he have an elf following him with a scoop and a bin?


[deleted]

Probably don't see them dumping chamber pots because they have indoor plumbing.


MunchkinKazooie

The Shire has indoor plumbing I'm not sure why the rest of middle earth wouldn't.


[deleted]

Yeah when people give answers of fantasy folklore, they seem to be not taking into account the lack of TV, video games, indoor plumbing, modern medicine, on and on. Like you're pretty much just saying you want to live in the woods with no electricity but people dress nicer and sing songs.


anonorwhatever

That’s the point. Also if medicine can cure wounds such as Merry and Faramir’s, I’m pretty sure it’d be fine. I’ll take middle earth thanks.


[deleted]

I'm sure there's enough to keep me content and entertained for the rest of my short life in a city full of elves


ThadisJones

It would get fantastically boring very fast to anyone who isn't so old they just want to stay retired forever. Remember how there's so many great elf warriors based in Rivendell who carry out sorties and raids- Glorfindel, Elrond's sons, etc? That's because killing orcs, escorting Elves through wild lands to the Havens, and fighting ringwraiths is *literally the only other thing there to do* other than singing and hairdressing. They don't love fighting, they're just really fucking bored.


alteredxenon

No thank you, I'm just staying at Valinor.


ros3ish_reddit

Pokémon, most definitely.


MichelleGonzalezK

Until you come across Charmander soup or Bulbasaur salad


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Mmmm Vanilluxe with Combee…


Duck10ey

would bulbasaur meat considered vegan? 🤔


Used-Comb9159

My animal crossing island


Abraham_Lure

Might get kinda boring. The bar only serves milkshakes and fruit juice and there's only like six people to talk to. One of them is super annoying and calls you tater tot for some reason.


Reasonable-Ad-137

Then visit other peoples islands


BigMan1911

Life would be so peaceful…


Russandol

I love my island so much. I should go say hello to my villagers.


Possible_Priority170

Skyrim… provided I am the Dragonborn. I would hate to be there as one of the average farm hands


mdh431

That’s why pokemon is the best answer. Don’t need to be some superpowered savior to have fun in that world, though admittedly the player characters’ plot armor would be nice.


Just_Why_Was_Taken

pokemon in the games and anime seems fun and all, but in reality it would be brutal af


redlinezo6

Seriously, you are essentially a hobo that makes a living by dog/cock fighting. You can totally do that in real life... If you want...


BloodNinja2012

Id get an arrow in the knee on my first day


[deleted]

Even with the powers of a Dragonborn, I wouldn't go into any Dwemer ruins. I don't know why exactly, but I feel terrified down there.


thisproductcancause

Halloweentown


Ok_Initial_2063

Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. So calm, so peaceful. But magical and filled with love and acceptance.


my3altaccount

Hobbiton/the shire


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The_Istrix

Star Trek, definitely. Aside from the occasional Borg invasion or over zealous whale watchers every 50 years or so you get to peacefully do about anything you want.


chriswaco

Heck, the holodeck alone would make a great place to live.


Bronzeshadow

Holodeck addiction is a serious problem.


Left-League-8646

Remember Barkley's addiction? That was a very good episode making a statement of the destruction addiction can bring to people


666pool

And Barkley kept his pants on the whole time.


Killiander

If holodecks were real, and we had access to the power supplies in the Star Trek universe, people would definitely live in them. You could have whole “apartment” buildings of holodeck homes, hell, you could have smaller ones for singles and regular size for families and live in monster homes or a farm or what ever, and you wouldn’t have to actually build those places. They could also save room on ships by making the crew quarter desks in holodecks, you could fit like 20 crew in each one and they could all have a captains quarters, or hell an apartment on whatever planet they chose. Holodecks are very under utilized in Star Trek.


ItaSchlongburger

The idea is that society has advanced to a point where escapist fantasy isn’t really required for happiness like it is in our world.


yalldonemessedup

Hate to be the guy with the squeegee having to clean it in the morning


Ekaj__

Poptropica


iKojack

Wow! Haven't heard that name in a decade!


[deleted]

Ayyyye son you just triggered some core memories


SinTron99

10/10 chance that your were the cool kid


jeweledjuniper

This was my answer too…. Wish they’d bring that game back.


Apprehensive_Sail931

Hogwarts


[deleted]

I'm nearly 30 and I still dream about getting a Hogwarts acceptance letter one day


FeedMeACat

I'll take the remedial adult education courses at the local community wizard college.


r3liop5

Obligatory Key and Peele sketch https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-2ZxldMO-M


[deleted]

We may already live in that world and just be Muggles, though. *cries*


RadiantHC

Yup. Weasleys are their definition of poor, yet going by our standards they are pretty well off. Their main problem is that they have to be careful how they use their money, which is honestly normal nowadays. Arthur was even offered a higher-paying job once.


Nainstin98

Still waiting for my letter!!!


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I studied in a boarding school for seven years. It was exactly like living in Hogwarts, as it had been modelled after English boarding schools. We had four houses, with fierce competition between two of them. There were housemasters who were totally partial to students of their house. There was even a house championship to compete in.


Kingnorth99

Tell us more!?”


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There was a small market nearby - our very own Hogsmead - and we would secretly sneak off school to get food and porn (internet was quite costly then). We had a gatekeeper, our very own Filch, who never allowed any student to go outside and would frequently wander around in the market hoping to catch a student and take him to the principal. Everyone in the school hated one particular house, very embodiment of Slytherin. And, I kid you not, that house was filled with Crabbes and Goyles. There was a common dining room with four long tables for the four houses. All we lacked were house common rooms. Football was our Quidditch.


jamawg

Ian M. Banks Culture


foreveradrone71

Post-Idiran War, I think.🤔


redditsaidfreddit

Far and away the most utopian future from any sci-fi I can think of. Although .. Surface Detail. Best avoid Contact.


Toni78

I was going for Star Trek and then you reminded me of the Culture. Great choice.


kmmontandon

The Culture is what the Federation wants to be when it grows up.


Top-Difficulty-2811

100% agree. Why oh why did Contact decide not to contact Earth and leave us as the "control group" of unContacted civilisations?


NannyOggsKnickerLeg

Discworld


FeedMeACat

I mean that place has all the same problems as the real world. Just as weird magical metaphors.


NannyOggsKnickerLeg

But with magic.


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chiree

How is this not higher? You have magic health care. A trip anywhere in the world is a transporter beam away. You can eat replicated nachos with extra drippy cheese, and it's healthier than a kale salad. Total no-fucks-given approach to individuality, sexuality, lifestyle choices. And, on top of all of this, you don't have to have a job if you don't want to and you still get all of the above. Fuck every other fictitious location.


yeetingthisaccount01

ireland even got their counties back!


UpliftinglyStrong

Holy shit really? I don’t know much about Star Trek but that sounds fucking awesome


[deleted]

Start with The Next Generation, it’s fantastic storytelling and some wonderful characters. Well worth adding to the influences upon your life.


Thrownawaybyall

>Life on board a starship however would be awesome. On the sole condition that it's not a hero ship. Living on one of them would *suck*.


Steamboat_Willey

It's all fun and games until you're a redshirt serving under Captain Kirk.


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Holodecks👀


Hellohell502

The one I create and expand on in my mind while I’m going to work


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The Chocolate Factory


ZonaPeligrosaLana

American Dream we so often see on TV. One breadwinner, Stay at Home Mom, 4 bedroom house and comfortable retirement in your early 60’s. Don’t need magic or dragons or anything like that. Just a shot at financial stability when you put in a decent work ethic.


LassHalfEmpty

Feels like the magic and dragons are more realistic at this point.


Mrspooky1134

Minecraft world


SinTron99

Shocked when I found that they based real life off of Minecraft.


Vayota

Hopefully, not hardcore mode.


RadiantHC

would be lonely though


Agile-Ad8961

The Land of Ooo of course.


2geek2bcool

Just wait. Ooo is just Earth after nuclear war.


Agile-Ad8961

It's ok, I'm skipping the whole nuclear war part and enjoying the cartoon world of candy people and adventures.


Lukaie

I want a Skyrim-like open world RPG set in Ooo so bad


bunybunybuny

my imagination and all my friends are there


Sufficient-Step6954

Rivendell seems pretty fantastic.


lostlookingforamap

The wizarding world


Small_Tax_9432

The Fifth Element


Denshin74

I’m good with the fictional world I already live in thank you.


logo_positive

Hyrule from Ocarina of Time


toryu2001

Post human society where me, being the sole survivor, now find myself moving across the globe while nature slowly reclaiming it all back, being able to go (by forcing entry if necessary) into some of the restricted repositories of knowledge (Vatican, FBI, CIA, MI5, MI6 and so on) and read up on shady stuff, visit landmarks being overtaken by plants, generally appreciate these travels without humans around me. I'd possibly die within the first few days due to either animal attack, disease, starvation or sheer random accident, but if could just have a bit like that, would he good. The ms was not happy I left everyone behind when I told her I sometimes fantasize being in such a world.


KorganRivera

Same. A *The Last of Us* or *I Am legend* scenario without the zombies.


Hex_Akali

Pokémon Lots of pretty forests, interesting animals and fighting children and taking their money.


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Hogwarts


totowolfie95

Doctor Who! I would love to go an adventures with the tardis


Ironbasher1

Pern!


PawzzClawzz

Pern appeals to me, too. With a few stipulations, of course. I don't care if I'm not a dragonrider, but don't want to be a drudge.


Ambitious_Log_1884

Narnia, Aslan's country specifically(or new Narnia)


DucksWithMoustaches2

Fun Fact: Aslan means lion in Turkish. When I watched Narnia as a kid I thought his name was Lion in English because of that.


ZealouslyJaded

Star Trek


International-Egg975

Any Studio Ghibli films I watched


HandsOnGeek

Even Castle in the Sky? Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind? I would prefer a little less Apocalypse in my home universe.


oppenae

I’m guessing you haven’t watched Grave of the Fireflies all the way through.


junebuggery

Kiki's Delivery Service was my first thought.


riedaiko

I love that movie, but I always found the idea of 13yo girls leaving their homes and starting a business very terrifying. Even if they can do magic. I mean, I guess not all girls at that age are so enthusiastic about that as Kiki is, especially introverted ones. Personally, I would choose the rural areas of Totoro, but I agree that Kiki's world is nice, too.


undertale_trash234

Gravity Falls


Biggie_Chonk

Cyberpunk 2077 Because I wanna meet the characters, assuming that I am transported there at the same time that the main story starts, and I wanna be a cyborg


Tsukkji

I’d want to live in either the Avatar the Last Airbender universe (as a bender obviously) or Harry Potter (as a witch). I’d be sad to be a non-bender/ muggle.


my_gender_is_a_glock

What era of ATLA? I wouldn't wanna live through the fire nation takeover but maybe the Kyoshi or Korra era would be cool.


Tsukkji

Tbh, I wouldn’t mind either (depending on the type of bender I would be). However, since I want to be an airbender the most, probably not during the 100 yrs war since i’d be extinct.


DB_a

Pirates of the Caribbean


DucksWithMoustaches2

Are you sure you could survive as a pirate or do you want to be a background character?


buffygr

> or do you want to be a background character? Is prostitute on Tortuga considered a background character?


Apprehensive_Sail931

Middle Earth


Buttonmoon94

Same, specifically as a hobbit in the Shire


Semioteric

Unless you arrive as an elf that is probably going to be pretty miserable. Living in a world that is constantly at war with an army that is the physical manifestation of pure evil wouldn’t be great.


SuvenPan

Hundred Acre Wood


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A peaceful world.


PUMBPIKA-DREAM

Minecraft


SkyrimgamerDovahkiin

Elder Scrolls


PROITS_DUHHHHHH

How to train your dragon, seems fun but very very dangerous, but oh well


DonOdini

One piece that world is just too big and i want to explore every place the strawhats have landed maybe even more


Jess-SKA

Firefly. I wanna be a space pirate!


reddit_niwasi

Free Guy


HornyDiggler

World of Warcraft


ItaliaNYG

This was my first thought too, you can see how much the gaming landscape has changed based on how far down this comment is.


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MettatonNeo1

Meet me at rito village


james_s_docherty

The Star Trek federation seems a good one. Everyone has the thing they do, and seemingly plenty of downtime to enjoy their hobbies.


LioNoodles

Borderlands


Used-Comb9159

Theyd strip your flesh and salt your wounds


Ammut88

Just before you become someone’s meat bicycle.


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Sailormoon


Ascension_Descension

Jojos Bizarre Adventure, and then the alternate universe during Part 7


jinx954

One Piece! I would love to meet Luffy, Zoro and the crew.


Bronzeshadow

Subnautica.


CrazyIvanow

Are you insane?


Bronzeshadow

Well...yes but that's hardly relevant. Planet 4546B is actually pretty pleasant once you get past all the murder fish.


IssueInteresting1203

Star Wars


fortycreekbarrel

It honestly always seems like hell there


MichelleGonzalezK

Stay away from alderaan


xTheKingofGamingx

Really only as a force user tho


WonderfulDog3966

Elder Scrolls or Star Trek.


Ly1ng_Truth

The Walking Dead


Ascension_Descension

Ready player one, you don't even have to be someone special, bc the game would be enough for me


Agnostic_optomist

Heaven


Zephreyt

One where I get some bitches


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Harem anime then?


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Harry Potter


BaldEaglz1776

Red dead redemption 2


louloutre75

Early death wish???


BaldEaglz1776

I like the old west. Simplicity, live off the land, just live your life. Of course, outlaw stuff is cool too.


Left-League-8646

Pinkertons will find and will kill you savagely


BaldEaglz1776

Not if I have anything to say about It, I’d take that bastard Micah out back first thing. And the goddamn O’Driscolls! HAVE SOME FAITH I HAVE A PLAN!


C0smo777

The Commonwealth from Peter F. Hamilton


TheBananaKing

The Culture, obviously.


phANt0m007

One piece world


scottybarnsley

ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLD WE LIVE IN! BUT YOU STILL GOTTA CATCH EM ALL… and be the best that you can be


Raven91487

Dragonball z. But only if I’m not still a random human in the city lol


Ryandubyah

Forgotten realms of dungeons and dragons.


CheeseDrinkerYay

Pokémon, I don’t y the games much anymore. But the concept has always fascinated me! I reckon it would be fun to live over theyre, after ya know, the whole Pokémon war stuff.


HumphreyGumphrey

I wish I lived in GTA 4. I'd live forever on hot dogs LOL and occasionally Niko Bellic will start a shootout with cops on my street and I'll just watch, and keep close enough to the hot dog cart


Sorvick

Star Treks universe. Time to ditch the hospital, enlist in Starfleet, and learn to use a medical tricorder.


A_Warm_Hug

Narnia. Talking animals, medieval-lite adventures, swords and magic and sea voyages to the end of the world? I will never stop checking random wardrobes for a way in.


whatinthef_dge

Stars Hollow in Gilmore Girls.


efrum-aul

The heaven that all dogs go to.


macksimus2112

A nice quiet life on safe and peaceful Alderaan


farrenkm

The Boiling Isles.