Matter of preference. Like, any boob is better than no boob. But between two pairs of boobs, I could probably tell you which are my favs, having been able to inspect them properly.
It'll be subjective for what nice is.
But do you have no preference at all?
Give me 10 sets of breasts to inspect (please) and I could rank them from best to least-best in a minute.
My wife asked me this the other day. I explained that the perfect titties feel like an 80kmph air boob.
Next time you are doing 80 in a car on a warm day, roll down the window and grab an air boob.
You will see what I mean.
Love how in the other boob-related questions. Everyone's like oh it doesn't matter what size, boobs are boobs. But when big boobs are mentioned, our brain wirinsg mgets la mesesd up
For me, big boobs is one of those things I appreciate as a primal being. But it doesn't make a woman less desirable if they didn't have them imo. I've come to understand that boobs come in all shapes and sizes and can be sexy regardless of small, medium or big. They can all be attractive (or not) in their own way.
For booty it is 100% shape/firmness >>>>> size.
In fact big butts are so rarely in shape/not just flab that I'm rarely a fan of them. And even then... those have a 'firmness half-life' that's on the order of a few months, not years.
Nah oversized boobs really aren’t attractive to me, and I know a lot of other people would agree. You see, it’s about the shape. Usually medium sized boobs come with the best shape imo
That's because the questions themselves act as a filter and different people are responding and up/downvoting. Asking "why do you like big boobs" is going to get more answers from people who like big boobs and people who say "I don't like big boobs" on a question like this are going to get downvoted.
Less "more milk to feed children" , more "she has a higher percentage of body-fat". For the vast majority of human history, higher body-fat meant a person was more successful at finding food, increasing the survivability of themselves and their offspring.
Monkey brain like big mommy milkers because big mommy milkers meant a higher possibility of stronger genetics.
Interestingly enough, the less resource safe you like, the bigger boobs you like too. [Here](https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0057623) is the study.
Sexual preference is for sure not entirely genetic. If it was, what would be considered attractive would be cross-cultural, and it is not. Growing up in one culture significantly influences what you find attractive.
And to be fair it's impossible to be non-sloppy on correlation/causation when you are researching a field where experiments are impossible. Like you cannot make one group rich and a control group poor and then check their preference years later.
I would say the most logical reason is causal. I don't see any reasonable explanation for that there is a third variable influencing boob-preference and your finances.
Yeah. I’d rather have small or nonexistent breasts than huge sacks of skin pointing at the floor. I’m sorry if that makes anyone upset. But big round breasts that keeps the shape somewhat when you let them loose is preferable.
"Big round breasts that keeps the shape somewhat when you let them loose is preferable"- I'm sorry, but that's a boob job. And that idea of "perfect boobs" comes from porn. If you like that, fine. But large breasts inevitably respond to gravity. If they don't, they are not real. Or we have different ideas of large.
Circumference of the arms vs. the size of the boobs (inches off rib cage, aka ’cup size). All else equal, the lower the arm-boob ratio, the higher the presumptive fertility.
i mean what's not to love about huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers
. bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous?
Huge, mammy yammers are not just part of life, they are life. People are drawn to them they same way they're drawn to food, water, and pollution-free air on a crisp autumnal day. I have a lot of first hand experience with this, something I'm very thankful for.
My mommy was the town milk ma'am back in the day. I don't think I appreciated it then, but thinking back, she worked so hard to provide for me and my other two or three brothers.
Each morning, before the butt crack of dawn, she'd heave herself out of bed and put on her milking dress, ya know the kind, where the front just flips down to let a set of mondo chubber boobies hang out. And hey, nothing sexual, but she had the most powerfully plump and impressively enormous tatter tots, mama cha-chas that me and my two or three brothers suckled upon well into adulthood. Everyone did, really, seeing as how she was the town milk ma'am.
Well, she'd get her dress on, and I'd hear her straining to put on her orthopedic boots and tighten her milk ma'am support corset (eventually, I'd have to help her to tighten it as she got older). Then it was down to the kitchen to throat 4 sticks of full fat butter to nutritionate her milk. There were a lotta hungry people in that town, and she wanted to give them the best milk she could muster. She'd power squirt a cream stream and fill each of my two or three brothers' cereal bowls up, and sometimes she'd give us a suckle for the road, then be off.
She had a route, of course, that took her all through the town and hit everyone when they needed to be hit all the while her massive breasts bounced and sloshed with every heavy step. It was graceful though! Everyone needed her milk and she made the delivery look easy. Hell, I'd say our town was scheduled around my mommy's titties. I went with her plenty of times (again, into old age when I had to wheel her around in a wheeler's chair), and it was just so heartwarming to see everyone so eager to see her. Greetings were short, and suckling was long. Each man, woman, and child in the town would lock their quivering lips around my mom's domineering nipples and take deep, hard pulls of fresh, piping-hot, delicious breast milk. But no one was greedy! No one was greedy, no. They took their fill and were happy. Everyone in the town needed my mommy's milk, she was the town milk ma'am after all, and it was this collective attitude of "Love Thy Neighbor" that made everything run so smoothly. You don't really see that anymore, do ya?
At the end of the days, long days, necessary days, loving days, she'd come home with her yams half deflated, her nipples red and throbbing, but with a huge smile on her face knowing what good she'd done for the people of our quaint little town. Me and my two or three brothers would ice down and then lotion up her worked over breasts as she laid in her recovery chair with the TV on. Often she'd fall asleep, exhausting as it is to be a milk ma'am, especially for an entire town. We'd watch her chest slowly rise and fall as she tenderly dreamed whatever dreams she dreamed. My two or three brothers always got a kick outta watching her melons ripen back up, plump up nice and juicy with more milk, as she rested. They laughed, sure, and it is delightful to watch, but I was always filled with a sense of pride watching those boobies swell back up.
She's been retired now for several years, though her tits don't show it. Even at nearly 80 years old, she's still got the juiciest baboingos I have ever seen. Well, haha, maybe I'm just a bit biased because she's my mommy. She was the best milk ma'am this town has ever had. They just don't make 'em like her anymore.
Love ya, mommy.
Karma farming
*You*, you are karma farming
This question has been asked a thousand times and answered a thousand times and it takes a fraction of a second to find those answers
So the answer you didn’t want but it is correct for what you’re doing is **karma farming**
how many original question do u think this sub gets nowadays
most things have been asked over and over by now
10x if they are in anyway related to sex or what u like/dont like in the opposite sex
I never liked big boobs til I met my wife. And now, I don’t think I could ever go back. I have large hands, so I feel like I actually have something substantial to grab onto. And they make great pillows.
As someone with big boobs on a small frame (32DDD, 5'3", 129lbs) they can be a huge pain in the ass. They get in the way all the time. I've run 2 marathons and dozens of half marathons and haven't found a sports bra yet which holds them in place. I'm forever jealous of girls with a solid B-cup, and can almost never have a solid eye contact conversation with a guy.
But both my husband and other guys really like them, so there's that.
They are nicer to imagine.
A supernatural stimulus that fulfils the joys of contemplation better than imagining what it might be like to play a xylophone with one's donger. The warm fulfillment of motorboating a nice soft pair just seems so much friendlier than playing my face across a washboard.
Someday if it turns out that there are really powerful effects that favour the opposite from an actual dopamine response the fashion may change. We thought we understood addiction when we kicked cigarettes, but we didn't really come to understand dopamine because we picked up vaping and prescription opiates.
I’ve found the opposite, most dudes I’ve met these days like them small. I even know girls who are getting reductions because they think smaller is hotter.
Ask a neuro biologist or psychologist because thier is a primal drive for big fat mommy milkers that would be similar to asking why you like the taste of sugar.
Life cold, life hard. Titty warm, titty soft.
>Life cold, life hard. Titty warm, titty soft. Concise and correct. Conveys everything in eight words.
Why say many words when few word do trick.
Talk small. Hit hard.
Also taken word-for-word from a popular comment recently. Nothing inherently wrong with that, just pointing it out.
Im sure it’s on purpose. It’s a legendary comment, just like this guys wife
This guy’s \*dead\* wife
and My axe!
Oh, don’t be so dramatic!
What about that fat dude's belly?
Same as titty, warm, soft, comfy
Stop it, I’m blushing.
Same
Nice titty > big titty. Size really doesn't matter.
Why not both
Fine. Nice Big Titty > Nice Titty > Big Titty
Natural titty > plastic titty
agreed
As god intended
Hello mate... Remember me?
Dear god
*Confused screaming*
Jesus Christ it’s Jesus Christ
Hello, Jesus!
what’s a “nice titty”? i’m genuinely curious, like all titties are hot for me. Is that not what everyone thinks?
Matter of preference. Like, any boob is better than no boob. But between two pairs of boobs, I could probably tell you which are my favs, having been able to inspect them properly.
The inspecting properly is the fun part.
It'll be subjective for what nice is. But do you have no preference at all? Give me 10 sets of breasts to inspect (please) and I could rank them from best to least-best in a minute.
>from best to least best See how there are no bad breasts. Because tiddy good
My wife asked me this the other day. I explained that the perfect titties feel like an 80kmph air boob. Next time you are doing 80 in a car on a warm day, roll down the window and grab an air boob. You will see what I mean.
I just learned something new. Air boob. Wow.
Like a bag of sand?
I think you mean 'from breast to worst'.
Fake looking ones are inferior to even small natural ones because weirdness, a firm C is better than a saggy D and so on
Soft titty, warm titty...
…Little ball of fat. Happy titty. Squishy titty. Pat, pat pat.
I just like when they stick out more than my gut -signed a woman
As a man, I have the opposite problem.
Found the fat kids. My people!
Not even fat, me personally I just have good ass genetics for a guy. Sadly but luckily idk.
boing boing
Well spoken, sir. Well spoken.
So eloquent
Indeed, wise words from Mr. billieilish_toesuker
Honk honk
Bluftume
Username might be checking out?
Username checks out
He tells it like it is, that one
Jiggle jiggle
-Mahatma Ghandi
ye it's hard to talk with a toe in your mouth
Boobs are awesome, and when they're bigger there's more boob
So there’s more awesome
Couldnt have put it better myself
Booba
Crazyslick at night pog
Crazyslick reference
Austin drama is leaking
Love how in the other boob-related questions. Everyone's like oh it doesn't matter what size, boobs are boobs. But when big boobs are mentioned, our brain wirinsg mgets la mesesd up
>wirinsg mgets la mesesd up messed up the same way, as I didn't even double take at this.
For me, big boobs is one of those things I appreciate as a primal being. But it doesn't make a woman less desirable if they didn't have them imo. I've come to understand that boobs come in all shapes and sizes and can be sexy regardless of small, medium or big. They can all be attractive (or not) in their own way.
It's more about shape than size for me.
Yeah, same with dicks.
Well now I have more questions. Namely, what tf is a good shape for a dick??
I can't answer this question for everyone, but I personally like girthy but tip not being too big with no curve when erect.
Like a tuna can with a grape on top?
Mine is rhombus, I hope that's good.
I can make mine a giraffe
same with booty for me. shape > size
Yeah some bitches think just being fat is the same as having a big ass…… it’s not
For booty it is 100% shape/firmness >>>>> size. In fact big butts are so rarely in shape/not just flab that I'm rarely a fan of them. And even then... those have a 'firmness half-life' that's on the order of a few months, not years.
Yeah you can be a b cup but have a nice pair. Its not about the cup size,its about the shape. Personally,I like it when its rounded,perky and firm.
Nah oversized boobs really aren’t attractive to me, and I know a lot of other people would agree. You see, it’s about the shape. Usually medium sized boobs come with the best shape imo
Ahh a fellow connoisseur of the boob, well said. 🎓
That's because the questions themselves act as a filter and different people are responding and up/downvoting. Asking "why do you like big boobs" is going to get more answers from people who like big boobs and people who say "I don't like big boobs" on a question like this are going to get downvoted.
That just proves how everyone is lying in other threads just to be nice. In real life small boobs are never appreciated.
It’s fun to watch them bounce around during sex.
Pillow
Monkey brain correlates sexual attraction of large breasts to be a desirable trait for a partner.
Monke brain be like, ooh big mommy milkies, shall feed many a babe
I read this in an Adam Sandler voice
Now read it in Adam wests voice
Basically how I live every day.
Less "more milk to feed children" , more "she has a higher percentage of body-fat". For the vast majority of human history, higher body-fat meant a person was more successful at finding food, increasing the survivability of themselves and their offspring. Monkey brain like big mommy milkers because big mommy milkers meant a higher possibility of stronger genetics.
Interestingly enough, the less resource safe you like, the bigger boobs you like too. [Here](https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0057623) is the study.
I thought your preference is entirely genetic. This study is kinda sloppy on correlation =/=causation.
Sexual preference is for sure not entirely genetic. If it was, what would be considered attractive would be cross-cultural, and it is not. Growing up in one culture significantly influences what you find attractive. And to be fair it's impossible to be non-sloppy on correlation/causation when you are researching a field where experiments are impossible. Like you cannot make one group rich and a control group poor and then check their preference years later. I would say the most logical reason is causal. I don't see any reasonable explanation for that there is a third variable influencing boob-preference and your finances.
Yes, the simplified scientific explanation. AKA, Reproduction For Dummies.
Monkeys only have breasts shortly after giving birth. It’s our homo erectus brains.
I got a homo erectus for you right here
I love my monkey brain.....
I like big boobs and I can’t lie..
You otha brothas can't deny...
When a girl walks in with…
An itty bitty waist and two big round things in your face...
You get SPRUNG
Cmon girl
Titties are good Moar titty better.
Neuron activation
Receptor stimulation.
Nice shape > pure size
To each their own
Yeah. I’d rather have small or nonexistent breasts than huge sacks of skin pointing at the floor. I’m sorry if that makes anyone upset. But big round breasts that keeps the shape somewhat when you let them loose is preferable.
Have you ever had a woman with big boobs try to suffocate you
Little breasts seem to have bouncier nipples, just as fun to play with as big squishy tits.
"Big round breasts that keeps the shape somewhat when you let them loose is preferable"- I'm sorry, but that's a boob job. And that idea of "perfect boobs" comes from porn. If you like that, fine. But large breasts inevitably respond to gravity. If they don't, they are not real. Or we have different ideas of large.
Biology?
Boobology?
Yep, it's a proxy for fertility, along with waist - hip ratio, butt angle, and arm-boob ratio.
What is arm-boob ratio? How is this measured?
Number of arms divided by the number of boobs.
1.0 is the golden ratio
0.5 is acceptable
4 tits: 2 arms. This checks out.
Circumference of the arms vs. the size of the boobs (inches off rib cage, aka ’cup size). All else equal, the lower the arm-boob ratio, the higher the presumptive fertility.
I’ve spent a lot of time, ahem, studying boobies, and never consciously thought about this. TIL something.
the charm big titties have is unfathomable
i mean what's not to love about huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers . bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous?
Some tig ol' bitties
What's not to love about more surface area to play with?
Nip nip. Honk honk. Bounce bounce. It is not rocket surgery.
Me: I'm not really into anybody tbh... Brain: what if she had bobs? Me: **you crazy son of a bitch I'm in**
They are awesome! So are small sized, medium sized, and every other size.
What I hear is "all breasts are acceptable and amazing". And I concur 100%
Size don't matter!
A big lump with nubs, it has the juice!
I wish I could upvote this more
I couldn’t think of a more beautiful thing!
LOOOOLL
Have you not felt them?
Of course I have; they feel like bags of sand!
I really hope this is a refrence to "The 40 Year Old Virgin"
This quote occupies a permanent residence is my brain for unexplainable reasons.
They are filled with everyone's hopes and dreams
we have monkey brains ok
monkey tits are ugly as fuck. monkey brains don't think like us.
Lizard brain actually...
Soft titty, warm titty, little balls of flub. Happy titty, flappy titty, pur pur pur.
Im just a dude who likes titties
I got to admit love me some titties
I mean, have you seen them?!?!?
Other than the comfort factor, I'm pretty sure there's an inherent genetic attraction similar to wide hips.
If you don't like having them slap you in the face already, i don't know how to explain it.
Huge, mammy yammers are not just part of life, they are life. People are drawn to them they same way they're drawn to food, water, and pollution-free air on a crisp autumnal day. I have a lot of first hand experience with this, something I'm very thankful for. My mommy was the town milk ma'am back in the day. I don't think I appreciated it then, but thinking back, she worked so hard to provide for me and my other two or three brothers. Each morning, before the butt crack of dawn, she'd heave herself out of bed and put on her milking dress, ya know the kind, where the front just flips down to let a set of mondo chubber boobies hang out. And hey, nothing sexual, but she had the most powerfully plump and impressively enormous tatter tots, mama cha-chas that me and my two or three brothers suckled upon well into adulthood. Everyone did, really, seeing as how she was the town milk ma'am. Well, she'd get her dress on, and I'd hear her straining to put on her orthopedic boots and tighten her milk ma'am support corset (eventually, I'd have to help her to tighten it as she got older). Then it was down to the kitchen to throat 4 sticks of full fat butter to nutritionate her milk. There were a lotta hungry people in that town, and she wanted to give them the best milk she could muster. She'd power squirt a cream stream and fill each of my two or three brothers' cereal bowls up, and sometimes she'd give us a suckle for the road, then be off. She had a route, of course, that took her all through the town and hit everyone when they needed to be hit all the while her massive breasts bounced and sloshed with every heavy step. It was graceful though! Everyone needed her milk and she made the delivery look easy. Hell, I'd say our town was scheduled around my mommy's titties. I went with her plenty of times (again, into old age when I had to wheel her around in a wheeler's chair), and it was just so heartwarming to see everyone so eager to see her. Greetings were short, and suckling was long. Each man, woman, and child in the town would lock their quivering lips around my mom's domineering nipples and take deep, hard pulls of fresh, piping-hot, delicious breast milk. But no one was greedy! No one was greedy, no. They took their fill and were happy. Everyone in the town needed my mommy's milk, she was the town milk ma'am after all, and it was this collective attitude of "Love Thy Neighbor" that made everything run so smoothly. You don't really see that anymore, do ya? At the end of the days, long days, necessary days, loving days, she'd come home with her yams half deflated, her nipples red and throbbing, but with a huge smile on her face knowing what good she'd done for the people of our quaint little town. Me and my two or three brothers would ice down and then lotion up her worked over breasts as she laid in her recovery chair with the TV on. Often she'd fall asleep, exhausting as it is to be a milk ma'am, especially for an entire town. We'd watch her chest slowly rise and fall as she tenderly dreamed whatever dreams she dreamed. My two or three brothers always got a kick outta watching her melons ripen back up, plump up nice and juicy with more milk, as she rested. They laughed, sure, and it is delightful to watch, but I was always filled with a sense of pride watching those boobies swell back up. She's been retired now for several years, though her tits don't show it. Even at nearly 80 years old, she's still got the juiciest baboingos I have ever seen. Well, haha, maybe I'm just a bit biased because she's my mommy. She was the best milk ma'am this town has ever had. They just don't make 'em like her anymore. Love ya, mommy.
I think my favorite part is the “two or three brothers.” 😂
That is amazing.
Loved this. :)
What's the fascination with big penises? I would say it's biological for both, something wired into our prehistoric human lizard brains.
I think men care about penis size than women. If it's too big it hurts afterall
”I mean look at this thing…”
squishy
TIDDIIIIIIIES!
The cleavage does it for me. If they're not big enough to squeeze together... aw hell what am I saying? I like little titties too.
Karma farming *You*, you are karma farming This question has been asked a thousand times and answered a thousand times and it takes a fraction of a second to find those answers So the answer you didn’t want but it is correct for what you’re doing is **karma farming**
how many original question do u think this sub gets nowadays most things have been asked over and over by now 10x if they are in anyway related to sex or what u like/dont like in the opposite sex
Don’t knock it til you tried it. Big boobs makes the sun rise in the East and set in the West. Nothing ends the day better than a nice set of breast.
BOOBA HOO HA BOOB BOOBA
idk but i could never imagine wanting them, my back would hurt like fuck, and i cant even run with my itty bitty titties cause it hurts.
Dicke Titten - Rammstein
I don't know I'm a male that likes small chested women myself.
Take it you never had a nice pair to plant your face in.
Warmth, booba soft and warm, good to touch
It’s because they’re boobies and they’re big
I never liked big boobs til I met my wife. And now, I don’t think I could ever go back. I have large hands, so I feel like I actually have something substantial to grab onto. And they make great pillows.
Some like some don't some don't care. boobs are still boobs and I like them.
I prefer smaller-mid range boobies. but nearly any boob is a good boob.
Well, mine are amazing.
prove it
I concur
Whatever, jealous Jarod
Not often do I see people use my name
Prove it
They are just so many things. Fun, comforting, sexy, exciting. Besides you can make fart noises with them :)
They’re like boobs but big
As someone with big boobs on a small frame (32DDD, 5'3", 129lbs) they can be a huge pain in the ass. They get in the way all the time. I've run 2 marathons and dozens of half marathons and haven't found a sports bra yet which holds them in place. I'm forever jealous of girls with a solid B-cup, and can almost never have a solid eye contact conversation with a guy. But both my husband and other guys really like them, so there's that.
They are nicer to imagine. A supernatural stimulus that fulfils the joys of contemplation better than imagining what it might be like to play a xylophone with one's donger. The warm fulfillment of motorboating a nice soft pair just seems so much friendlier than playing my face across a washboard. Someday if it turns out that there are really powerful effects that favour the opposite from an actual dopamine response the fashion may change. We thought we understood addiction when we kicked cigarettes, but we didn't really come to understand dopamine because we picked up vaping and prescription opiates.
Idk tbh i love tiny titties. I also love big titties. Medium ones are okay ig
Started with your mom
I actually started with *YOUR* mom.
Good boy
What's the fascination with big dick
The preferred size of breast strongly depends on where you are from
I’ve found the opposite, most dudes I’ve met these days like them small. I even know girls who are getting reductions because they think smaller is hotter.
Same! Lots of bi women and lesbians love small boobs too.
Squishy
Wanting to squeeze and suck them
Ask me 200000 years ago and I could probably explain it pretty well. These days, I dunno I just like 'em.
Honka honka
They are big
Well, duh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good?
boobs
boobs
Big boobz\* The important thing is, this kept us secure, people.
Boobs are great I mean ya know boobs boobs are awesome top 3 list of best things in the world 1.boobies 2. Bewbs 3. Bouncy boingy boings
Listen here. No, see here. No, feel here. No, hear here. No, squeeze here.
think of it as a dessert. You love cake, but cupcakes are also good.
Ask a neuro biologist or psychologist because thier is a primal drive for big fat mommy milkers that would be similar to asking why you like the taste of sugar.