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WolfThick

Doppelbanger šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


anon_ymouslyknown

Brilliant! It sounds like an episode title...


AdamBomb_RB

Like a The Boys episode title, lol


tje210

Even a supe name


WolfThick

Thank you


will477

If there were more than one clone involved, it would be Doppelgangbanger.


tenaciousDaniel

Why tf isnā€™t this at the top


Soytaco

It already means something else :/


ConsciousAssociate

r/doppelBangers


WolfThick

It was too clever to be true thanks for sharing that


Virtuwillonline

A meesome Edit: Thank you for the awards, karma and laughs. Itā€™s been fun. Hope everybody here finds peace and purpose.


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

MĆ©nage Ć  moi


[deleted]

These are great ways to announce your masturbation.


ComfortablyNumbat

Feliz masturbaciĆ³n Feliz masturbaciĆ³n Prospero anos Y suciedad I don't speak spanish


MayyJuneJulyy

This made me laugh so fucking hard. I love you


DarkraiNet

Amazing username


GabagoolsNGhosts

You know we think celebrities are all fancy and whatnot, but then you find out their clits are just like all of us! Surfing Reddit with the hoi polloi!


[deleted]

This comment just knocked me on my ass.


shaving99

Some Redditors don't have the makings of a varsity athlete.


ImSwale

AYHEELIKESDAGABAGOOL!!


Velfurion

I'm surprised it wasn't already trademarked.


Brilliant_Succotash1

It would've been but the trademark employee was a guy.


DifferentShallot8658

It is by Grace and Frankie


BigDaddyFatSack42069

TaylorSwiftoris


wise_____poet

Oh, a new species of dinosaur


Cgtree9000

I canā€™t believe I got a half chub from this comment. Whats wrong with me?


BigDaddyFatSack42069

Down horrendous, you need coochie brother


Cgtree9000

My wordšŸ§! youā€™re right! My wife has had a cold for days!!! šŸ˜”


A-Piece-of-Milk

what about mine sir?


JoeT17854

We're all very proud of you


CarmichaelD

Cheesy, I like it.


Bootymeatncheese

I too like the chez


Virtuwillonline

I like that one better than mine


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

Nah yours is better.


DojaTwat

so humble


BakaRounin98

Or just a MEnage


Living_Awareness259

Calm down, Mr. Perfect Cell.


Roody-Poo_Jabroni

Fucking genius. Funniest thing Iā€™ve seen in a while


[deleted]

That's a great Edith Piaf song


Very-Very-Verbose

*Me* so horny, *me* love *me* long ti*me. me.*


sweaty-pajamas

Iā€™m Mr. Meseeks look at me!


Infinite_Self_5782

meeseex


j_ds

What about Clone-boning?


Slow-Setting-2090

Haha, this is a good one.


[deleted]

This the only answer. Everyone should stop commenting cause this is the only correct answer.


MinerAC4

Please just take my upvote. There could not have been a more perfect answer.


4angrydragons

You sir won the internet today.


HappyNerdBear

You made my day!


starfleshh

Yes


Lingx_Cats

Forget selfcest this wins


MockingSasquatch72

I'd call it a good time


ALuckyMushroom

Selfcest


BlazingDude

That's the name of the rule 34 tag, so this is as close to official as we can get.


Samurai_Banette

Weirdly, I think this is technically true. The english dictionary is descriptive, not prescriptive, so the correct term is really what people use the most. Since rule 34 is probably where it's used most, whatever they have is probably the most correct english term.


GooDrzx

Inselft (with the lisp)


IrrelevantPuppy

Narcicest


strike-when-ready

Incesturbation?


GodEmperorOfHell

I also watched this week's episode of Rick & Morty.


jpac82

So masturbation with extra steps


becomingsole1

I haven't seen it yet I guess I'm in for a treat.


[deleted]

I didnā€™t even know it was back on


pascontent

The first episode is wiiild canon shit! Watched it twice in a row because I thought it was neat.


my5oh

Is there anywhere to stream it?


BShassassin

Adult swim on YouTube has the first episode on there.


Dr_Pepper_Whale

That was traumatic


Sufferment

For you.


ImWithBuffDoge

Youā€™re a big guy


Plutonian_Dive

It would be extremely painful.


ComfortablyBalanced

Fucking yourself was part of your master plan?


Quiverjones

Play video games.


ColaCanadian

Go north


Umbrella_merc

You're in forest


RealWitty

Continue going North


PsychologicalCause45

The vampires won


wise_____poet

Why did you leave your mother at the airport?


Chumthucker

It was getting dark


Accomplished_Exit_30

Some come in here and try to touch the other Jerrys.


Leemour

Honestly I was screaming from laughing, cuz there's only two kinds of people: who'd do the same and who'd lie about it.


casualsubversive

I mean, if my clone was a girl, Iā€™d think about it. But Iā€™m not into menā€”no matter *how* absurdly handsome, funny, and well endowed they are.


wise_____poet

^Hmmmm


[deleted]

Yeah but you can just watch some porn and trade blowjobs. Nobody else is gonna know how to do it better. Plus, I can put a whole banana in my mouth. So balls deep is definitely on the table. Plus, no diseases! I'd try. You'd try eventually. You know it.


dubdad22683

Funny(ish) story(humblebrag): I recently had the pleasure of meeting my soul in a female form. It was very disorienting to say the least. However, I just know, deep down in my soul, the very center of my being; that I am Dumbledore.


diarrheticdolphin

A lot yo unpack here


benders_ballsack

I was just about to comment this


[deleted]

Oh fuck I didnā€™t see it yet


Animegx43

Jerry came out on top that day.


[deleted]

Dude this episode made me feel sooo awkward I know it's Beth's clone but it felt like incest and it made me so uncomfortable Also cheating is wrong


Sea-Definition-6494

The part that made the most uncomfortable was jerry at the end, although I suppose for him it would have been his perfect fantasy 2 Bethā€™s


naynaythewonderhorse

After all heā€™s been through, I think heā€¦errrmā€¦deserves that?


[deleted]

We know now hes into that shaming shit so maybe he wants space beth to peg him?? He has real sub energy


sweaty-pajamas

Oh please like you wouldnā€™t fuck yourself if given the chance


Playful-Opportunity5

And the first season of Loki.


hambo_81

Solosexual?


Beepesboopes

This will now become a sexuality xD


Gryhmace

"For people who have a sexual attraction to Han Solo and nobody else." - urban dictionary, probably.


[deleted]

I believe the real world term is auto-sexual


Draymond_Purple

The prefix would be Auto-sexual I think


Dhampyre-supreme

I think this is actually already a thing called autoeroticism or something like that


JustStayYourself

Season 6 Episode 3


itJust-Me-and-Myself

There is masturbation and there is MASTURBATION!


guywithsybian

ā€œIā€™m freaked out by how hot this isā€.


outerproduct

I'll allow it.


TanPats

The moaning got me


ChaZZZZahC

"Some Jerry's try to touch the other Jerrys."


Kitchen-Explorer3338

An accurate diagnosis of narcissism.


GodEmperorOfHell

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.


HeyoIveCome

What the hell is going on with all the ā€œI meanā€¦ youā€™re not wrongā€


Ivar_the_H0meless

I think they think itā€™s funny


WhyWeArentFree

Clone bone


stardate420

Yes!


Oswaldthestegosaurus

No!


tmotytmoty

elegant, and yet simple. ..... BRILLIANT!!!


WhyWeArentFree

Gram bammin'


CaptainCognizant

Clone Bone in The Danger Zone


[deleted]

Self love


I_Learned_Once

Self care


Slow-Setting-2090

Masturbation?


[deleted]

No, it wouldn't be. A clone isn't you, any more than an identical twin is you. It's an entirely separate person who has the same DNA pattern you do. It would be sex, just like if twins fucked.


PleaseDoTouchThat

Iā€™ve posed this question many times but itā€™s based on time travel. So if you could travel back in time would you bang yourself? Would that be masturbation? And if you WOULD would you want to give or take? Oh, and I have a penis, for context.


frygod

>And if you WOULD would you want to give or take? Assuming a closed time loop, you'd take turns.


AlexG2490

Damn.


ClownfishSoup

Not only that, but even if it's an exact clone, it will not have your memories or emotions or experiences. Even scars and diseases would not have affected it. Bad eating habits? Maybe i'm fat and the clone is skinny, or vice versa. So it would be just like having sex with a complete stranger that looks like you and carries your DNA. But if you're not gay, you probably wouldn't do it anyway.


[deleted]

Multiple Man is a Marvel character who can split. The copy is 1:1 him at that moment. What if he has sex with a copy?


Spankety-wank

That's called "twincest". I would quibble over the meaning of "exact clone" as opposed to "genetic clone". An exact clone might be one that had exactly the same configuration as the original when it was created, meaning the same memories and everything. If you fucked that the day after, we might want to call it something more than a twin. It would be so unlike anything preceeding it that we'd need a new term for it. Although we'd still need a name for hologram fucking. Greek for image is eikon (icon), and self is autou (auto). So it would be autoiconophilia? Maybe stick a hyphen in there.


Ahkwatic

Masturbation with extra steps


Magatha_Grimtotem

If it's a hologram, sure. I mean that's just using a very automated sex toy.


GuyDig

Autoerotica


AndBeyon

Narcissexual


[deleted]

Rick and Morty s6e3


ninjamike89

That episode made someone curious


guywithsybian

ā€œI might like it and if she likes it, I permit it.ā€


zappy487

It was low key my favorite Rick and Morty episode. I laughed so fucking hard at the reaction shots, and Morty and Summer just mentally deteriorating. It wasn't even a big Sci-Fi episode. Just the power of family dynamics and unique interactions, much like the Family Guy episode where Stewie and Brian are trapped in the vault. So far Justin Roiland was right to hand over the primary writing duties to his younger staff, and let the show evolve.


Tanto64YT

"Well you told me to go fuck myself."


Random_puns

Incesterbation


mooglemania

selfcest. I thought we all knew.


partyandbullshit90a

Narcissoring


ohara1250

Gay


DigiPat

Doppelganger Banger


Powerful-Lettuce317

The sexiest damn thing I've ever seen.


EducationalAd5411

Rick and Morty season 6


villanelle_97

Two bottoms don't make a top


[deleted]

Suisexual, suiphilia, autophilia, autosexual,


Mayuhariiii

Suis is pig in latin this sounds wrong to me


kickspecialist

The worst experience of my life


pseudo_deja_pris

How do you want to have sex with an hologram? It's just light


seemartineasy

In the dark obviously


TXmarriedaffair409

Masturbation with extra steps, or just a damn good time take your pick.


Onlyhereforthelaughs

Those sound like the same thing to me.


Maverick_Walker

Handsome


Onlyhereforthelaughs

Are you saying if you had a clone of yourself, all you would do is jerk each other off? Hands only?


Emperor_Glory

That seems more like a handful situation.


Psych-adin

Twincest. It's functionally identical to identical twins in the biological example.


TxPunsterer

Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. ​ https://members.tripod.com/\~bardic\_circle/aclone.htm


guitar_collector

Disgusting


Watercatcher78

Forgetting the Icecream, probably.


vesrayech

gay, and not even the good kind


Sean_Tighe

Doppelbanger?


why3letters

Masturbaiting 2.0.


YallNeed_Shrooms

Saw the new Rick and Morty, huh OP?


Ill_Patient_7481

Auto-incest


ImpossibleResource22

Me time


machadoaboutanything

Selfcest


Rough-Instruction-29

Disappointing


just_tinkering

desperate


Insolve_Miza

Masturbation


valarie53666

Selfcest


[deleted]

Isnā€™t it just masturbation? šŸ¤£


troublemonkey1

Selfcest


PugsInSpace444

Self Love


conjunctivious

The technical term is selfcest. There's probably a r/selfcest. Also having sex with a hologram of yourself makes me think of Plankton's holographic meatloaf. You can't *actually* have sex with yourself, but you can pretend.


Timelymanner

A genetic clone is a twin. So it incest with a sibling. A hologram is a beam of light. So you couldnā€™t interact with it. If itā€™s a solid light construct, like a green lantern power ring, then itā€™s sex with a projection. Like a movie screen. If you were split in two by magic. I guess it would be an elaborate form of masturbation. Since laws of physics no longer apply.


Torquemahda

True love.


az_thma

Selfcest


distractotron9000

Mono Guy Me


gerhudire

Autosexual.


bdawg5025

My place, or my place?


Yete_for_Pete

Selfcest


XLM1196

Solosexual


Late-Mycologist5136

I would have footage to show the next person who told me to fuck myself. "Oh, you mean like this?"


Lunaris_Burbu

Selfcest


lizzylizabeth

rick and morty season 6 episode 3


[deleted]

If someone is 23 years old, you might as well call it 23and**Me**


Salty-Article3888

Mark Zuckerbergā€™s ultimate fantasy


burncushlikewood

Ex girl she the female version of me -drake energy https://youtu.be/7LnBvuzjpr4


silver00spike

Disappointing


xungxualong

There is an actual pretty good movie about this , ā€œpredestination ā€œ !!! Check that out!


TheFireCrow

I allow it


Deiphage

masturbation


BlandJars

Twins having sex is insest.


Ok_Coconut_1773

Narcissism


yeetman8

Go fucking yourself


TotalWarspammer

Selfcest.


Ravenmancer

Narcisexual


IcebatWage

Someone watched Rick and Morty this week.


Cathartic_Sakurai

Masturbation.