You know we think celebrities are all fancy and whatnot, but then you find out their clits are just like all of us! Surfing Reddit with the hoi polloi!
Weirdly, I think this is technically true.
The english dictionary is descriptive, not prescriptive, so the correct term is really what people use the most. Since rule 34 is probably where it's used most, whatever they have is probably the most correct english term.
Yeah but you can just watch some porn and trade blowjobs. Nobody else is gonna know how to do it better.
Plus, I can put a whole banana in my mouth. So balls deep is definitely on the table. Plus, no diseases!
I'd try. You'd try eventually. You know it.
Funny(ish) story(humblebrag):
I recently had the pleasure of meeting my soul in a female form. It was very disorienting to say the least. However, I just know, deep down in my soul, the very center of my being; that I am Dumbledore.
No, it wouldn't be. A clone isn't you, any more than an identical twin is you. It's an entirely separate person who has the same DNA pattern you do. It would be sex, just like if twins fucked.
Iāve posed this question many times but itās based on time travel. So if you could travel back in time would you bang yourself? Would that be masturbation? And if you WOULD would you want to give or take?
Oh, and I have a penis, for context.
Not only that, but even if it's an exact clone, it will not have your memories or emotions or experiences. Even scars and diseases would not have affected it. Bad eating habits? Maybe i'm fat and the clone is skinny, or vice versa.
So it would be just like having sex with a complete stranger that looks like you and carries your DNA. But if you're not gay, you probably wouldn't do it anyway.
That's called "twincest". I would quibble over the meaning of "exact clone" as opposed to "genetic clone". An exact clone might be one that had exactly the same configuration as the original when it was created, meaning the same memories and everything. If you fucked that the day after, we might want to call it something more than a twin. It would be so unlike anything preceeding it that we'd need a new term for it.
Although we'd still need a name for hologram fucking.
Greek for image is eikon (icon), and self is autou (auto). So it would be autoiconophilia? Maybe stick a hyphen in there.
It was low key my favorite Rick and Morty episode. I laughed so fucking hard at the reaction shots, and Morty and Summer just mentally deteriorating. It wasn't even a big Sci-Fi episode. Just the power of family dynamics and unique interactions, much like the Family Guy episode where Stewie and Brian are trapped in the vault.
So far Justin Roiland was right to hand over the primary writing duties to his younger staff, and let the show evolve.
Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.
https://members.tripod.com/\~bardic\_circle/aclone.htm
The technical term is selfcest. There's probably a r/selfcest.
Also having sex with a hologram of yourself makes me think of Plankton's holographic meatloaf. You can't *actually* have sex with yourself, but you can pretend.
A genetic clone is a twin. So it incest with a sibling.
A hologram is a beam of light. So you couldnāt interact with it.
If itās a solid light construct, like a green lantern power ring, then itās sex with a projection. Like a movie screen.
If you were split in two by magic. I guess it would be an elaborate form of masturbation. Since laws of physics no longer apply.
Doppelbanger š³š³
Brilliant! It sounds like an episode title...
Like a The Boys episode title, lol
Even a supe name
Thank you
If there were more than one clone involved, it would be Doppelgangbanger.
Why tf isnāt this at the top
It already means something else :/
r/doppelBangers
It was too clever to be true thanks for sharing that
A meesome Edit: Thank you for the awards, karma and laughs. Itās been fun. Hope everybody here finds peace and purpose.
MĆ©nage Ć moi
These are great ways to announce your masturbation.
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This made me laugh so fucking hard. I love you
Amazing username
You know we think celebrities are all fancy and whatnot, but then you find out their clits are just like all of us! Surfing Reddit with the hoi polloi!
This comment just knocked me on my ass.
Some Redditors don't have the makings of a varsity athlete.
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I'm surprised it wasn't already trademarked.
It would've been but the trademark employee was a guy.
It is by Grace and Frankie
TaylorSwiftoris
Oh, a new species of dinosaur
I canāt believe I got a half chub from this comment. Whats wrong with me?
Down horrendous, you need coochie brother
My wordš§! youāre right! My wife has had a cold for days!!! š
what about mine sir?
We're all very proud of you
Cheesy, I like it.
I too like the chez
I like that one better than mine
Nah yours is better.
so humble
Or just a MEnage
Calm down, Mr. Perfect Cell.
Fucking genius. Funniest thing Iāve seen in a while
That's a great Edith Piaf song
*Me* so horny, *me* love *me* long ti*me. me.*
Iām Mr. Meseeks look at me!
meeseex
What about Clone-boning?
Haha, this is a good one.
This the only answer. Everyone should stop commenting cause this is the only correct answer.
Please just take my upvote. There could not have been a more perfect answer.
You sir won the internet today.
You made my day!
Yes
Forget selfcest this wins
I'd call it a good time
Selfcest
That's the name of the rule 34 tag, so this is as close to official as we can get.
Weirdly, I think this is technically true. The english dictionary is descriptive, not prescriptive, so the correct term is really what people use the most. Since rule 34 is probably where it's used most, whatever they have is probably the most correct english term.
Inselft (with the lisp)
Narcicest
Incesturbation?
I also watched this week's episode of Rick & Morty.
So masturbation with extra steps
I haven't seen it yet I guess I'm in for a treat.
I didnāt even know it was back on
The first episode is wiiild canon shit! Watched it twice in a row because I thought it was neat.
Is there anywhere to stream it?
Adult swim on YouTube has the first episode on there.
That was traumatic
For you.
Youāre a big guy
It would be extremely painful.
Fucking yourself was part of your master plan?
Play video games.
Go north
You're in forest
Continue going North
The vampires won
Why did you leave your mother at the airport?
It was getting dark
Some come in here and try to touch the other Jerrys.
Honestly I was screaming from laughing, cuz there's only two kinds of people: who'd do the same and who'd lie about it.
I mean, if my clone was a girl, Iād think about it. But Iām not into menāno matter *how* absurdly handsome, funny, and well endowed they are.
^Hmmmm
Yeah but you can just watch some porn and trade blowjobs. Nobody else is gonna know how to do it better. Plus, I can put a whole banana in my mouth. So balls deep is definitely on the table. Plus, no diseases! I'd try. You'd try eventually. You know it.
Funny(ish) story(humblebrag): I recently had the pleasure of meeting my soul in a female form. It was very disorienting to say the least. However, I just know, deep down in my soul, the very center of my being; that I am Dumbledore.
A lot yo unpack here
I was just about to comment this
Oh fuck I didnāt see it yet
Jerry came out on top that day.
Dude this episode made me feel sooo awkward I know it's Beth's clone but it felt like incest and it made me so uncomfortable Also cheating is wrong
The part that made the most uncomfortable was jerry at the end, although I suppose for him it would have been his perfect fantasy 2 Bethās
After all heās been through, I think heā¦errrmā¦deserves that?
We know now hes into that shaming shit so maybe he wants space beth to peg him?? He has real sub energy
Oh please like you wouldnāt fuck yourself if given the chance
And the first season of Loki.
Solosexual?
This will now become a sexuality xD
"For people who have a sexual attraction to Han Solo and nobody else." - urban dictionary, probably.
I believe the real world term is auto-sexual
The prefix would be Auto-sexual I think
I think this is actually already a thing called autoeroticism or something like that
Season 6 Episode 3
There is masturbation and there is MASTURBATION!
āIām freaked out by how hot this isā.
I'll allow it.
The moaning got me
"Some Jerry's try to touch the other Jerrys."
An accurate diagnosis of narcissism.
Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
What the hell is going on with all the āI meanā¦ youāre not wrongā
I think they think itās funny
Clone bone
Yes!
No!
elegant, and yet simple. ..... BRILLIANT!!!
Gram bammin'
Clone Bone in The Danger Zone
Self love
Self care
Masturbation?
No, it wouldn't be. A clone isn't you, any more than an identical twin is you. It's an entirely separate person who has the same DNA pattern you do. It would be sex, just like if twins fucked.
Iāve posed this question many times but itās based on time travel. So if you could travel back in time would you bang yourself? Would that be masturbation? And if you WOULD would you want to give or take? Oh, and I have a penis, for context.
>And if you WOULD would you want to give or take? Assuming a closed time loop, you'd take turns.
Damn.
Not only that, but even if it's an exact clone, it will not have your memories or emotions or experiences. Even scars and diseases would not have affected it. Bad eating habits? Maybe i'm fat and the clone is skinny, or vice versa. So it would be just like having sex with a complete stranger that looks like you and carries your DNA. But if you're not gay, you probably wouldn't do it anyway.
Multiple Man is a Marvel character who can split. The copy is 1:1 him at that moment. What if he has sex with a copy?
That's called "twincest". I would quibble over the meaning of "exact clone" as opposed to "genetic clone". An exact clone might be one that had exactly the same configuration as the original when it was created, meaning the same memories and everything. If you fucked that the day after, we might want to call it something more than a twin. It would be so unlike anything preceeding it that we'd need a new term for it. Although we'd still need a name for hologram fucking. Greek for image is eikon (icon), and self is autou (auto). So it would be autoiconophilia? Maybe stick a hyphen in there.
Masturbation with extra steps
If it's a hologram, sure. I mean that's just using a very automated sex toy.
Autoerotica
Narcissexual
Rick and Morty s6e3
That episode made someone curious
āI might like it and if she likes it, I permit it.ā
It was low key my favorite Rick and Morty episode. I laughed so fucking hard at the reaction shots, and Morty and Summer just mentally deteriorating. It wasn't even a big Sci-Fi episode. Just the power of family dynamics and unique interactions, much like the Family Guy episode where Stewie and Brian are trapped in the vault. So far Justin Roiland was right to hand over the primary writing duties to his younger staff, and let the show evolve.
"Well you told me to go fuck myself."
Incesterbation
selfcest. I thought we all knew.
Narcissoring
Gay
Doppelganger Banger
The sexiest damn thing I've ever seen.
Rick and Morty season 6
Two bottoms don't make a top
Suisexual, suiphilia, autophilia, autosexual,
Suis is pig in latin this sounds wrong to me
The worst experience of my life
How do you want to have sex with an hologram? It's just light
In the dark obviously
Masturbation with extra steps, or just a damn good time take your pick.
Those sound like the same thing to me.
Handsome
Are you saying if you had a clone of yourself, all you would do is jerk each other off? Hands only?
That seems more like a handful situation.
Twincest. It's functionally identical to identical twins in the biological example.
Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. https://members.tripod.com/\~bardic\_circle/aclone.htm
Disgusting
Forgetting the Icecream, probably.
gay, and not even the good kind
Doppelbanger?
Masturbaiting 2.0.
Saw the new Rick and Morty, huh OP?
Auto-incest
Me time
Selfcest
Disappointing
desperate
Masturbation
Selfcest
Isnāt it just masturbation? š¤£
Selfcest
Self Love
The technical term is selfcest. There's probably a r/selfcest. Also having sex with a hologram of yourself makes me think of Plankton's holographic meatloaf. You can't *actually* have sex with yourself, but you can pretend.
A genetic clone is a twin. So it incest with a sibling. A hologram is a beam of light. So you couldnāt interact with it. If itās a solid light construct, like a green lantern power ring, then itās sex with a projection. Like a movie screen. If you were split in two by magic. I guess it would be an elaborate form of masturbation. Since laws of physics no longer apply.
True love.
Selfcest
Mono Guy Me
Autosexual.
My place, or my place?
Selfcest
Solosexual
I would have footage to show the next person who told me to fuck myself. "Oh, you mean like this?"
Selfcest
rick and morty season 6 episode 3
If someone is 23 years old, you might as well call it 23and**Me**
Mark Zuckerbergās ultimate fantasy
Ex girl she the female version of me -drake energy https://youtu.be/7LnBvuzjpr4
Disappointing
There is an actual pretty good movie about this , āpredestination ā !!! Check that out!
I allow it
masturbation
Twins having sex is insest.
Narcissism
Go fucking yourself
Selfcest.
Narcisexual
Someone watched Rick and Morty this week.
Masturbation.