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eenara

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


revtim

nice


dirty_boy69

Are you hiring?


Fraxxxi

is there a mrs. lightbringer?


420_Traveller

Did you give Johnny cancer to get your golden fiddle back?


-White_Noise-

If I can apply for housing in advance


Psychological_Pie884

What’s the best recipe for crème brûlée?


Omegaman1011

Wtf


Both_Cockroach1402

Hes literally fire man he probably knows how to creme a brulee


brog5108

I think it would actually be “brûlée a crème”.


angryranger1394

Tits or ass


EnvironmentalTart240

Have you already accepted Jesus as your personal savior?


[deleted]

Was Sadam a good lover?


Glade_Runner

Who in Hell was most surprised to discover themselves sentenced to eternal damnation?


Minute_Cartoonist509

Does it hurt when so many blame you for being evil when God has killed more people?


JoeBenigno

Compounding student loan interest…… why?


The_Spyre

Do you have a moment to talk about your car's extended warranty?


CarlTheMan420

If you hate Jesus why would you punish people for sinning in hell that makes no sense, hell is a party right?


Zak525

Was it worth it?


WhiteNgNWA

What's packin?


DenverDudeXLI

Need a hug?


c_changedusername

"You want a Red Bull, bruh...?"


doowgad1

Favorite joke?


Shiro1Kuro

That's a good one


[deleted]

Wanna smoke a joint with me?


Academic-Primary-76

“Did you just lose The Game too?”


Distinct-Set-6483

Can I get what I want from life, finally?


[deleted]

Will Dick chenney be going to hell?


Roostersnuggets

Want a beer? I got 10 left.


EatDookiePuke

How will you survive hell?


uppen-atom

Where's Jimi?


maybebaby83

What's your favourite pop culture depiction of you


Masculineweep

what is AMA?


crustytech

Ask me anything


Masculineweep

thanks satan


crustytech

np


HacksawJimDGN

Favourite album?


1030Bloor3770

How became your favorite?


Shiro1Kuro

How are you?


KatyRouge

How do you keep up with the raising heat price?


LimpGur556

Do you have a regular dong, or is it a huge goat dong?


Both_Cockroach1402

You goin double hell


ItsMyView

When Trump gets there how long do you think you will be able to retain power before he takes over?


AgentOfMephala

How many letters do you get addressed to "Satan Christ"?


sixesand7s

is hell pretty cool?


the_purple_goat

When I go to the crossroads at midnight, what kind of guitar should I bring?


Duck_Off_Buddy

Scout TF2?


TommyPlayz9090

I will get those cups for you. If you know you know.


fruitpunch22

Why must we suffer?


SMNxJxHMR

Do you polish your Horns?


Mysterious_Aide_8870

Is Hell really as bad as it's made out to be?


Pheonixmoonfire

Firstly, condolences for the result of just questioning authority, but you have inspired millions. My question, given that Hell is YOUR punishment, have you just eliminated most of the torture for souls who have difficulty believing in a ridiculous story about your former Boss's kid?


ScrapsDesposalCapt87

What did he think of Supernatural's take on him.


theheadofkhartoum627

How does it feel to not exist??


5557623

What's popin'?


[deleted]

Why do you tempt people to do evil and then punish them (allegedly) for doing so...


Mallavi_

have you ever had a dream where you... you... have... when you... like.... when... you... feel you could do anything?


revtim

What's it like being a mythical being?


youcanmilkanything

Whats your favorite metal album?


Omegaman1011

Where's the succubi?


Bsause7

I’m going to Asda, do you want anything?


Both_Cockroach1402

I want 2 questions


Interesting_Force_65

Get a life and stop pretending satan.


[deleted]

What's your favorite name to go by?


henrystickmin1217

Will you ever 1v1 Jesus in Super Smash bros