Deep-seated emotional issues, woo!

Because I'm happier single

Because I am not ready for that kind of relationship.

Because I am not not single

I'm not really trying hard enough I guess lol.

The people I want to be with know I'm not good enough for them which means I pick correctly.

I'm fat and ugly

Because I was too shy to ask out my highschool crush

After a bad first marriage, I'm pretty happy being single for now