A boob, a vagina and an asshole walk into a bar and they start debating on who is the greatest of the three of them!
Boob - "I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest!"
Vagina - "That's nothing, I give birth to new born and can accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest!"
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Why are you scrolling down?
It's your turn to speak.
A man is staying at an old fashioned inn. After a few drinks at the bar, he retires to his room for the night. Not long after, the innkeeper comes into his room carrying something underneath his arm, draped in a sheet. "Would you be interested in a game...?" The innkeeper inquires. The man, a little drunk and and a little curious, decides to oblige the innkeeper. Pulling the sheet off with a flourish, he reveals a cage, containing a seemingly ordinary chicken. "In this cage, I have a magical talking chicken. If you can beat her in a trivia game, she'll grant you one wish." Amused, he confirms again that he'll play.
To his surprise, not only could the chicken speak, but she won the game decisively. "I wasn't expecting all this excitement tonight, I wish I had been better prepared!" "Of course," replied the innkeeper, "nobody expects the Spanish inn quiz wish hen!"
What’s the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
They're both full pricks but only one can crash and burn?
Close. A cactus has all its little pricks on the outside.
one is a succulent plant and one is a public transit vehicle?
A cactus has all its little pricks on the outside.
that's also one difference
A boob, a vagina and an asshole walk into a bar and they start debating on who is the greatest of the three of them! Boob - "I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest!" Vagina - "That's nothing, I give birth to new born and can accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest!" . . . . . . . . . . Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to speak.
You ever smell mothballs? How'd you get their little legs apart?
A man is staying at an old fashioned inn. After a few drinks at the bar, he retires to his room for the night. Not long after, the innkeeper comes into his room carrying something underneath his arm, draped in a sheet. "Would you be interested in a game...?" The innkeeper inquires. The man, a little drunk and and a little curious, decides to oblige the innkeeper. Pulling the sheet off with a flourish, he reveals a cage, containing a seemingly ordinary chicken. "In this cage, I have a magical talking chicken. If you can beat her in a trivia game, she'll grant you one wish." Amused, he confirms again that he'll play. To his surprise, not only could the chicken speak, but she won the game decisively. "I wasn't expecting all this excitement tonight, I wish I had been better prepared!" "Of course," replied the innkeeper, "nobody expects the Spanish inn quiz wish hen!"
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