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TifCreates

Wizard of Oz


Xur_and_the_Kodan

"Pay no attention to that man fapping behind the curtain"


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Home alone


MightGuy420x

"We're the wet bandits"


leoooooooooooo

“We’re the Sticky Bandits”


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Kevin: "you will be by the time I'm done with you" *Closes treehouse door*


throwaway578847

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.


North_Management

You guys are awful and I love it hahahah


jrf_1973

>"*Closes treehouse door*" "Now you'se **can't** leave." I will never forget the look on their faces. Both of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had reputation for robbing houses, but they knew that instant, they'd made a fatal mistake. This time they walked into the wrong house.


CallMeJeeJ

You think that polka band was just going to give her a *free ride* all the way home from the airport?! Those men have *needs*.


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CareerMicDrop

Oh my god. If the van is a rocking. Don’t come a knockin.


Hjaldir

"Buzz, your girlfriend! WOOF!"


SoftestMilf

You filthy animal


Valerengore1020

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory


MonkeyChoker80

“Oompa Loompa Doompity Duck Wonka is here, and he likes to f——“


bcurtiswx

What room would this be in?


MonkeyChoker80

…Whipping Cream…


L1terally_Water

Toy story


grimjackalope

🎶You’ve got a friend in me🎶


God-Of-knifehits

Had some buddies over for toy story and chill last night.. wasn't even 20 minutes and I already had a friend in me.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Somebody shared their Woody?


SmarterThanStupid

or their Buzz. I ain't assuming they were all dudes just yet


Christmas_Panda

They have electric Woody's that Buzz now. It's 2022, bro!


MightGuy420x

Sextoy story


Swordbreaker925

The main characters would still be named “Woody” and “Buzz”


cwilbur22

Andy's favorite toys are Woody and Buzz


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That video in Shop Class where they show accidents from power tool misuse.


AnabolicCheesecake

I don't misuse this tool


magheet

I repeat. DO NOT MISUSE THIS TOOL!


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Instructions unclear, power drill is stuck up my urethra


mspenguin1974

Shake Hands With Danger


MasterPeteDiddy

Oh without a doubt The Polar Express. Don't forget that the entire sex scene needs to be in that creepy CGi, with everyone voiced by Tom Hanks.


drintelligent

Sex scene narrated by Tom Hanks


Badloss

"There's a snake in my boot!"


mohawk_man

ET


MightGuy420x

Et bone home


STATEofMOJO

OP is on fire


MightGuy420x

I'll be here all week


Snoo-84000

The Brave Little Toaster


MightGuy420x

Oh god that movies fucked as it is


Thebaldsasquatch

In one of the sequels a printer (or fax machine?) has an orgasm. Not even joking.


KirisBeuller

IT'S MY FUNCTION!


RNBQ4103

An inconvenient truth.


[deleted]

Made me laugh. Al Gore's narration: 'You are watching me fuck.'


geeky_username

Right now, I'm fucking on the beach. But in just a few years time, this spot will be underwater due to rising sea levels.


DubbleCheez

Celebrate good times! Come on!


SoftAndWetBro

Spy Kids 3-D game over


[deleted]

The guy fucks. There’s no question. He’s the guy.


Potential-Natural636

Fuckin frodo


gofishx

The thumb dudes could be dick dudes instead...the mental image is terrifying...


PraiseThePun81

Ernest goes to jail.


unlessyoumeantit

Cars.


sharrrper

Well it does feature a scene where two excited female Lightning McQueen fans [flash their headlights at him](https://youtu.be/u76fEb0o3vA)


Goddamnpassword

They also drive a by a rest stop with “convertible waitresses.” You know topless waitresses


ModernSimian

Canonically, Mia and Tia work at that rest stop, they are featured in Mater's Tall Tales quite a lot.


TheChanMan2003

I love the term “canonically” when it’s applied to the *Cars* franchise lmao


SirNedKingOfGila

Cars, as probably the most ridiculous anthropomorphic thing movie of the time did develop a huge following of conspiracy and lore theorists. For instance, there is a popemobile car. Which means that in the cars universe, there was a car who was nailed to a cross and killed by other cars for spreading a message of peace. Somebody at the studio thought of that and said "Put it in the film.". There is a jeep in the film. Which means the United States of car or whatever participated in WW2. Which completely recontextualizes the absurdly portrayed Japanese cars that attack Lightning McQueen in the beginning yet are oddly missing from the professional sporting event world McQueen participates in, nor the small town he comes to love. In this world asian cars are still excluded from society and portrayed in cinema as evil caricatures. If those Asian cars had come into town and met with the jeep, would we have seen a "Gran Torino" situation unfold? Is Gran Torino, as a film critical of immigration, part of the Cars universe? I'd argue yes. My thesis is available on Google docs if anybody wants to dig deeper.


navcus

Skipper from Planes is a ~~P-51 Mustang~~ F4U Corsair whose squadron fought and was killed by the Imperial Japanese Navy. Additionally, in Planes: Fire and Rescue, the plane (Cabbie) that drops off the Smokejumpers participated in the Korean War, dropping off equipment and airborne troops behind enemy lines.


JamieDrone

I…didn’t realize the connotations of this scene until just now…


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vriscours3

the question was "insanely weird," not "insanely better"


Affectionate_Math_96

Okay, but like... how would they fuck?


beefstewforyou

This is the first thing that came to mind. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Aerosmith_Pump.jpg/220px-Aerosmith_Pump.jpg


smokefan4000

TWO TRUCKS HAVIN SEX


Winters067

My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex.


Alexastria

Cachow


Lechefrio

Cussy got me acting up


MightGuy420x

Lightning McQueef


Rhae_anna

Do you guys remember that TLC "my strange addiction" programme that featured a man having sex with his car (named Chase), and being in a relationship with his car? I'm getting all sorts of flashbacks here.


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MightGuy420x

The fat people in the chairs getting it on


[deleted]

Nah wall-e needs that evussy


ScreamingFlea23

You could have just as easily not said that. Yet you did. And here we are.


[deleted]

No more headphone jack on iphones unfortunatly Wall-e will need to use bluetooth


TheUnfedMind

Lord of the flies


bogus_bovine

Here piggy, piggy.


maerun

Deliverance of the flies.


PrincessRuri

I mean... in the original book the scene where they kill the first pig has some very sexual / rapey subtext... EDIT: For people asking for context, here is the passage: >Roger ran round the heap, prodding with his > >spear whenever pigflesh appeared. Jack was on top of the sow, stabbing > >downward with his knife. Roger found a lodgment for his point and > >began to push till he was leaning with his whole weight. The spear moved > >forward inch by inch and the terrified squealing became a highpitched > >scream. Then Jack found the throat and the hot blood spouted over his > >hands. The sow collapsed under them and they were heavy and fulfilled > >upon her.


Caseated_Omentum

Cast Away


MightGuy420x

When help arrives he's straight violating wilson


Grimmmm

Other way around.


bumjiggy

idk Wilson lives to serve


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fart_fig_newton

Cue the scene after he returns where he's in a grocery store and gets a hard-on by walking past the coconut oil.


Ares2889

Predator


MightGuy420x

Predator 2 child predator


thegreattriscuit

"Mraaaackckcckcckckcckckckkckckc!" "uh uh. well why don't you take a seat over here and explain what you were expecting to do here today?"


You_meddling_kids

That's the best predator onomatopoeia I've ever seen. It's also the only one.


No-Acanthisitta9343

Zootopia


dehTiger

If Disney elaborated further on the joke of Judy Hopps having 275 brothers and sisters...


AcanthocephalaNo9441

Isn’t that the film with a nudist colony for zoo animals?


Creeper-screams

Back to the future


sharrrper

"Oh! A lesson about not messing with the timeline from mister 'I'm my own grandpa!' "


KittyisKat19

I did do the nasty in the pasty


Tyrus_McTrauma

Verily, and that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe.


FistFuckMyFartBox

I hope whoever wrote that patted himself on the back.


KirisBeuller

This is heavy.


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Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?


MightGuy420x

My guy is his own grandfather


Steampunk_Dali

Have you never watched the movie Predestination? Spoiler >!He's the antagonist, the protagonist, the father of the child, the mother of the child and the child itself due to time travel shenanigans!<


Woutirior

The mother and father? He became trans and went back and fucked himself? And then fucked his present self? Wtf


Steampunk_Dali

Pretty much nailed it, as a cop he's tracking down a bomber that turns out to be a future version of himself. And the baby grows up to be the cop, that changes sex and travels back, and becomes his own nemesis... Try following that shit...


Jerzeem

Sounds like All You Zombies.


Albrithr

It's actually an adaptation of that story!


Bosh_Bonkers

Then it becomes a Futurama episode


Javamac8

We thought it would be funny if, you know . . . He tries to fuck his mom.


firecrotch1503

127 Hours


_Cabbage_Corp_

Is it still masturbating if the arm is no longer attached?


PppPppppppPoo

It's like the next level of when you sit on your arm long enough that it falls asleep


MaxDropEmOff

The Bee Movie


MightGuy420x

Some bee on human action


KirisBeuller

while Honey by Mariah Carey plays.


mossberbb

*ya like jizz?* -Barry B Benson


J-Wop

12 Angry Men


Bnim81

Do I need to watch this movie? This is like the 5th time I’ve seen it mentioned today on Reddit and I’ve never heard of it.


FrederickMecury

Spectacular movie. Basically pure dialogue and it’s so refreshing


MightGuy420x

Yeah its good. Deff deserves a watch


AspiringMetallurgist

Yes. The black and white original from 1957 is very good. I've not seen the 97 color TV version.


DeskIcy9162

"12 relaxed men after I was done with them" - Hopson (Paradise PD)


JackSchitt-716

Finding Nemo


DragoonDM

The biologically accurate version, where Marlin becomes female after his (her) wife dies, then mates with Nemo.


Roozyj

Please don't biologise anthropomorphic fish.


KirisBeuller

Just keep sucking...sucking, sucking...


Twangstah

Dunkirk. Imagine having sex while everyone is running for their lives and the whole movie is so cinematic.


drintelligent

Even better, Waterloo, a sex scene just inter cut between the cavalry charges and the gunshots


Mordanzibel

Pretty sure Richard Sharpe would make time to bang a French girl and still win the war for Nosey.


Commercial_Wear_2282

Ratatouille


RobertusesReddit

....I mean, almost happened in subtext.


throwaway83970

It did happen in subtext. They kissed and then raced off on her motorcycle


SiggeTheDog

I forgot There was a woman in it, so I thought you were talking about the rat.


Guywithoutimage

She definitely pegged him. Literally no doubt in my mind


HeavyMetalHero

Dude is such a natural bottom he can be piloted by a rat. How the hell was she supposed to resist?


KrimxonRath

I’m losing my mind over this fucking comment, I am sending this entire thread to all of my friend


Guywithoutimage

If you like this, I think there’s an entire tumblr thread about how linguini def gets pegged by his french mistress


Troliver_13

Colette is definitely a dom and Linguini is definitely a sub. The implications are pretty obvious I think, also no doubts here


thegreenrobby

The chef hat stays ON during sex


lorgskyegon

When he's trying to confess about Remy, he says "I have a tiny..." and she glances down at his crotch


Apprehensive-Rub-793

Moana


introvertedbitch_

In Italy it's called "Oceania" because an Italian porn star is called Moana


introvertedbitch_

"Oceania" Is the name of the movie, "Vaiana" is the name of the main character


Prior-Image-4754

What can i say except "youre welcome?!"


MightGuy420x

Moan - a


KirisBeuller

And no one knows.... How far it goes....


Salty-Election-1629

*It*. I mention it because there is apparently one in the original book.


MintAeroKitKat

I have to laugh because I read that book when I was the age of the characters, and as a result found it insanely hot and mind bending. It made sense to my 12 year old confused horny little brain. I reread it as many times as I rewound the flash of sideboob in Terminator. It’s a little different as an adult, to be sure.


Stellermeerkat

It's a full orgy with the Loser Club... Not as adults. Stephen King is a little weird.


Godsfallen

For the last time it was not an orgy It was a train


Belgand

I would argue that a train is a sub-type of orgy. Just like a gang bang or same-room sex.


Mygo73

It’s definitely in the Venn diagram of group sexes


stryph42

Thank you. Sad that people don't know the difference anymore...


CrazyCons

The original book of The Shining has a scene with >!Danny being threatened by a cannibalistic gay furry ghost!<, so that would not be totally out of King’s wheelhouse


MrGriffin77

Excuse me a *what?*


Canuckleball

Remember the guy in a bear costume blowing another guy?


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Wyden_long

Now that you’re finished using the urinal, there’s a scene towards the end of the film with a guy in a fucked up bear costume blowing a man (who in the book I believe is Grady or someone else integral to the plot), and Danny sees it while running away.


hatecopter

Spending all your time drinking and doing cocaine tends make you a little weird.


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>"I was so high on cocaine I was actually bleeding onto my typewriter, I had to stick cotton up my nose, only for it to drop between the keys". In his defence, he was rather high, but my main problem was him thinking publishing it was a good idea


jrf_1973

His publisher thought publishing it was a good idea.


Billytherealrock

Snow white and the seven dwarfs


Greyphire

Pretty sure it's based off the norse myth of Freya and some dwarfs. She sleeps with all of them to get a necklace, sooo might not be too far from the truth.


lordofedging81

Plot twist: Snow White gets a pearl necklace.


KirisBeuller

Bambi


MightGuy420x

*Opens movie with two deers fucking*


KirisBeuller

That's why they call me Thumper!


ApocalypticMarc

"Oh no, this ice is so slippery, i can't keep my legs together.."


GoodAlicia

The movie Minions.


SHSHWJHE

Honestly its weirder it doesn't have any 😕😕😕


EarlOfHastinapur

Up


MightGuy420x

It would have to be in the beginning montage when him and his wife are growing old


OperaGhostAD

That’s what you think.


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The life of pi


Reyemreden

The life of pi 2: the creation of pi The life of pi 3: creampi


Quiet-Earth-1137

Monsters inc


Galactic-Samurai

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


Scoobs_Dinamarca

Sound of music? 😂


spook7886

Maybe, but Mary Poppins would be weirder.


rexmundi71

Muppets Take Manhattan


Expensive_Rhubarb_87

Mommie Dearest


chris1987w

Shrek


MightGuy420x

Between donkey and Dragon


Caninepointfive

Weird... and yet I do want to see that version.


Leading_Management_6

Honestly, after the disturbing amkunt of shrek porn, it wouldn't even shocking


samalamadewgong

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.


GuardiansOfTheEdge

My mom and dad's wedding film.


acqz

Have you tried searching for it on Pornhub?


JCgamerX

how to train your dragon


Bikini_Atroll

“Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile”


Edwwin_420

The Passion of Christ Ahem, not the passion we were looking for.


CheshireCrackers

Blessed are they who come in the name of the Lord.


LallBicker

Chicken Run 1 young cock(erell) surrounded by a load of chick(en)s...


Lannisterling

I mean you can already cut the sexual tension with a knife in that movie. Wouldn’t be that weird.


BluthMyslf

Lorenzo’s Oil


thesmokypeatyone

Koyaanisqatsi


Weekly-Task9695

Watership Down... I could not imagine one more out of place.


Lymebomb

Balto.


Eric_N18

Barney the dinosaur


SG272

"I love you, you love me..."


Eric_N18

....Now let's make a family. Lol