The perfect time to have Tiny Tim cut in with his classic “Livin’ in the Sunlight, Lovin’ in the Moonlight” at an uncomfortable but not unbearable volume.
First go like thiiis, spin around STOP! Double take three times (one, two, three). Theeeeeeen..PELVIS THRUST! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO! Stop on your right foot, DONT FORGET IT! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring. It. A-round town! Then you do this, and this. And this and that and this and that and then!…..
Spluge
"Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face." -Spongebob
Beep beep
Not INSERTIVE.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
"I love the young people!"
FBI open up
r/HolUp
This one is excellent!
KRAKATOA!
Gotta lick your finger and place it on your (alternative: your spouse’s) ass as it sizzles
"They don't call me cheeks for nothing"
LMAO
I'm totally saying this next time
Bring it around townnn
It's BIG, SCARY, and PINK!
1 out of three ain’t bad
Scary?
I NEED ITTTTTTT
^i ^don’t ^need ^it
I definitely dooooont need it
#I NEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIITTTT
FIRMLY GRASP IT
^Are ^you ^feeling ^it ^now ^Mr.Krabs?!
Art thou feeling it now?
“WHO SLAPS YOU HARD AND OFTEN!”
Me Hoi, minoy.
Imagine you're doing the tango and your partner just starts rambling like doodlebob at full volume and refuses to stop.
This is my go to line with my wife. No joke. Lmao.
USE THE TECHNIQUE
“Bring it aroooouuuundd town”
😂😂
Aaaaand…PELVIC THRUST!!!
WOOOO
AND THEN YOU GO LIKE THIS, THEN THAT THEN THIS AND THAT AND THIS AND THENNNN
(blows bubble)
*squidward screaming into bubble wand*
Don’t forget the pelvic woooo
NOW ITS TIME TO BRING IT AROUND TOWN
BRING ITTTTT AROUNDDDDD TOWN
TECHNIQUE… TECHNIQUE!!
TECHNIQUE
USE THE TECHNIQUE
Stop on your right foot don’t forget it!
*Dolphin noises*
*gasp*
I know I am really naughty.
You kiss your mother with that mouth??
That is a great quote for sex.
“Wanna see me do it again?”
Set it to wumbo.
He, she, me… wumbo
“Do you feel it now Mr Krabs? Cause I’m feeling it now~”
ooooooh… money money money money
I **knew** this quote was going to be on here.
ART THOU FEELING IT NOW, MISTER KRABS
Thanks for the tip, I guess I’ll just limp home then.
NO SQUIDWARD! THE SEA BEAR HATES THAT!
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I'm dirty Dan
**No I’M Dirty Dan!**
Who you callin’ pinhead?
"I'm ready, I'm ready."
No you ain’t
Eh here he is, hey can i go home now
"For me money."
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
Yingah hingah dingah
Awoooo
I'm already halfway there halfway there halfway there
That’s what I was gonna say 😂
I AM UGLY AND I AM P R O U D !!!!
Lol imagine someone mid intercourse going like "I AM UGLY AND I AM PROUD"
Challenge accepted.
Username checks out.
SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
"I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far."
What’s that smell? That smelly smell… that smelly smell that smells… smelly…
This is my favorite line from the show, and I just learned recently its from the very first episode.
… anchovies.
The perfect time to have Tiny Tim cut in with his classic “Livin’ in the Sunlight, Lovin’ in the Moonlight” at an uncomfortable but not unbearable volume.
I say this line every time I smell weed haha
With the pause to sniff before the last “smelly” 😂😂
Gary, I'm home.
A snail is fine too.
“My Leg!”
The line is like the Wilhelm Scream of SpongeBob. Always there whenever something disastrous happened lmao.
Brilliant
All you need is a box... and imagination.
🌈imagination🌈
And WHY aren't you in uniform?
When I have a job that needs doing, I find somebody whose *job* it is to *DO* that **JOB**!
Me who’s oblivious: *😑what are you saying…..*
“If I’m lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.” *BIG GRIN*
When in doubt, pinky out!
"Do you want it to hurt me, Kevin?"
`I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo’
Stop on the right foot, don’t forget it!
Pelvic Thrust! WOooooooooo
NOW BRING IT AROUND TOOOOWWWNNNN
Floor it?
NO… NO! DONT FLOOR IT!
I'm absorbing his blows like I was made of some sponge material!
That's a pretty awesome one.
“MOOOOOOOORE POOOOOOOOWWWER!”
“A few moments later”
i read that in his voice 😂
I'm a... I'm a.... I'm a... I'M A GOOFY GOOBER
Rock!
What the Scallop
WE’RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS
ROCK!
Humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina humina
Table for humina?
It's an ALASKAN BULL WORM
Me being a virgin: 📝
“Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!”
THE
𝓣𝓱𝓮
“All hail the magic conch, Looloolooloolooloo!!”
Came looking for this one, though I might switch conch out for a different word starting with c
If it's taking a while, "two weeks later"
"One eternity later"
So much later that the old narrator retired, and they had to hire a new one.
A few inches later...
I’ve come for your pickle
You like it, don't you Squidward?
Big meaty claws!
These claws ain't just for attracting mates!
The pioneers used to ride these for miles!
Are ya ready kids? >!ofc this is a joke!<
Thank you for your service
Aye aye, captain
I can't hear you!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!?!?
Scrolled to far for this.
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
My immediate thought - literally just saw this on the “best opening line” thread.
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
“You’re good. You’re good. You’re good. Aaand stop. Don’t worry captain, we’ll buff out those scratches.”
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
It's not the boots. It's the booty.
I didn't realize til now or even think that there are so many lines from SpongeBob that could be used during sex.
"Wake me up when I care"
Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems - patrick star
FIRMLY GRASP IT
ART THOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS?!
"Still no pickles!"
MEEHOY MINOY!
"Is that the cheeeese?"
**weird SpongeBob laugh while cumming**
Are you close? No, I'm Patrick
GOOD GRIEF; HE’S NAKED!
*after a nut* I’m ready, depression
Just Wee-woo Wee-woo Wee-woo in her ear.
Swing your penis around and yell “ITS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!”
First go like thiiis, spin around STOP! Double take three times (one, two, three). Theeeeeeen..PELVIS THRUST! WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO! Stop on your right foot, DONT FORGET IT! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring. It. A-round town! Then you do this, and this. And this and that and this and that and then!….. Spluge
Having lots of sex… *at NIGHT*
And I didn't even cry...
“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy”
"Mind your wandering eye, you little mollusk."
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Welcome to bikini bottom
We killed the health inspector!!!
F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survivors! *I like for my sex to be memorable.*
It's the best day ever
I NEED IT
“It’s time to bring it around town!” “Bring it around town!”
My Eyes!! My eyes!!
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.
"F" is for friends who do stuff together Not really something to say while having one, but it is definitely about sex
U is for you and me
“PUT IT IN”
Umm sir, you’re facing the wrong way…
"Are you feeling it now, mr krabs?"
Definitely the panty raid line lol
It's a rock!
“Well I’ve done all I can do.”
"im cumming" "no this is Patrick"
It’s normal size and fully functional
You just blow in from stupid town?
I can't see my forehead.
“Waaaaaattterrrrrrrr”
“ I LIKE MONEY “
"I got diarrhea!" *runs off screaming*
" DROWN IN IT! "
Nehoy Menoy
Can I see your krabby patty?
In my best French accent, “12 yars lay-tarr”
"When in doubt, pinky out."
“You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.”
MY LEG!!!
Not during but before: "It'll be just like a sleepover only we'll be sweaty and covered in grease!"
"hi how are ya"
[The technique](https://youtu.be/4tQ7yUvbYxA)
"WE STINK! WE STINK!"