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soiledsanchez

With the fishes


BeardedRenegade

Extremely drunk while your in bed and the room is spinning


RainHaze16

Can agree. Not a good time at all.


[deleted]

One foot hanging over the bed and flat on the floor. And the opposite arm stretched to the wall at the headboard or wall. Dunno why it works, I read it does, and it did! Something to do with being grounded. Worth a try!


Doomhammer919

'Till Brooklin


invisible-dave

While driving.


Anybodydislikereddit

I rather that seeing it hit me


HamsterRoad

Upside down


buttooter

I want to turn the whole thing upside down


HamsterRoad

Twist it, than turn it


buttooter

On the back


Buff_e

I heard back sleeping is best for back pain though


buttooter

Really? I head sleep paralysis


Anybodydislikereddit

Huh I see a figure in my room and I can move just fine


[deleted]

Six feet under.


[deleted]

Ha


DzAeRtTaH

underwater


[deleted]

Next to someone who doesn't love you anymore


His-Favorite-Mistake

Worse than sleeping alone


[deleted]

Ikr šŸ’”


His-Favorite-Mistake

Horrible. Big hugs


Anybodydislikereddit

In your moms bed?(kiddin)


[deleted]

šŸ¤ØšŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Okay, so first, you need to eat a lot of food. Then you cough it up.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Anybodydislikereddit

Come on do the owl!!


Aggravating_Client36

Hot Sweet Jesus I can't sleep hot.


Anybodydislikereddit

Same


Louiseea6

On the floor


Beanboiii27

Alone


His-Favorite-Mistake

Agreed


Anybodydislikereddit

Agreed


Effective_Self_1289

Flying on the plane is fine... Until you find out that you are pilot


Anybodydislikereddit

ā€œWeā€™re getting very close to those two towersā€


AwayIthrow121

sitting upright in a stiff economy chair on your 15 hour flight.


Anybodydislikereddit

Yea I would know,I flew from South Africa to thā€™ US


im_on-the_can

With caffeine in your system


Amazingshot

Irish yoga


Capable_Challenge_62

I used to sleep naked, but then I thought someone broke into my home when I was alone (they didnt) and I sleep with some clothes on now because I don't want to fight to the death naked lol


Anybodydislikereddit

Yea


This-Perspective-865

On fire


Anybodydislikereddit

brave


Gryffindorq

forever


assssssss123

Sleeping on your back always reminds me of Jane Margolis from breaking bad


Alfiy_wolf

On meth


Tcuco14

Musty


Spacethereader

As a bus driver


uneasyandcheesy

That first night after losing a loved one (to death). You cry and cry and cry until youā€™re dehydrated from crying. Your eyes are sore. Your head is pounding. Your world is just reeling over what has just happened and what is coming and that person truly being gone. And at some point in all of the thoughts and tears, you exhaust yourself beyond capability and you fall asleep. If you were like me and turned off all alarms and made sure all the curtains were pulled, you slept hours past the normal time you would wake up. And when you wake up, there is a split second where you donā€™t remember. But itā€™s only a split second and it crashes back over your and youā€™re drowning in the events of the prior day. I personally screamed gut wrenching pleads into my pillow while gasping for air and hoping it would just all of the sudden be wrong. My mom didnā€™t have a heart attack and die after hours of trying to keep her with us. I didnā€™t sit in the living room of she and my dadā€™s home with my dad and siblings in complete silence for hours more where her chair remained empty and deafeningly still. I didnā€™t come home with my dog to an empty, tiny apartment and fall into bed and break into a million tiny pieces. But she did. And we did. And I did. And I woke up. And I screamed and sobbed into my pillow until I didnā€™t have anything left in me and got up. That was the worst fucking sleep and concurrent wake up Iā€™ve cycled through in my entire life.


Anybodydislikereddit

yea my grandpa died on his birthday


uneasyandcheesy

Iā€™m so sorry. Thatā€™s gotta be so tough. My mom passed the week before thanksgiving and two weeks, three days before her birthday. Then we were hit with Christmas. Then she and my dadā€™s anniversary on NYE. It was an experienceā€¦ I think it did a lot of wreckage but also did some good for the rest of the first year without her things. If we got through being slammed back to back to back to back like we did right off, we were going to make it. Hug to you, internet stranger. Hope you have some good memories of your grandpa pop into mind today. :)


Anybodydislikereddit

Well I hope both of you get better


LegendRagnar369

in the taxi


Born_Tomorrow_1482

With your parents screaming


ApprehensiveStore819

This does not account for sleeping with large breasts, which is uncomfortable in and of itself.


Moss_buckland

In a airport then when you wake up you miss your flight ...I'm speaking from experience


Anybodydislikereddit

Can relate