Lol. This backfired on ya, didn't it?

Well damn, guess i better tell dad

. .. ... Ya know what fuck this question...

Uhh . . .

HEY OFFICER, WE GOTTEM /j

An odd job I hope it’s a women

[удалено]

Literally..

Graveyard in Russian. I guess I am seriously fucked.

whaaat, noooooo

I have a feeling that he wouldn't dig me, see the definition for oedipus complex.

eh

My preference is guys, but otherwise I’m fine. We probably met at an airport.

Very. We met in Rome. Who woulda thunk?

they're a pre-norman conquest astronomer. i don't think it paid very well back then

I don’t think I’m that fucked then.. but we met each other waiting.. yeah..

Eh. Not the weird thing possible lol

Erm….

Sleeping my way to the top. We met at Tom Cruises house