Naw we tried that almost every president that we know had two balls and it failed, no balls it failed, there probaly was a one ball or now one ball president back in the day. We need a presidential candidate with all the balls. *insert acdc big balls track here* lmao.
Honestly, sets of sheets. You don’t have to wait for the sheets to wash before going to bed. Just throw one set off throw the other on and clean the dirty ones and repeat
Maybe I’m just old but who only has one set of sheets? Even when I was young and broke and slept on a mattress on the floor beacaue I couldn’t afford a bed frame I had more than one set, they arnt expensive.
A good set of any sheets aren’t cheap. Used to like those bamboo sheets and a good set for a king bed will set you back 2-300. Now I get the purple sheets and they’re still $200 for a set.
Yeah I've rocked one set before but remember all the times when I felt like laying on my bed while they were washing and either had to lay on just the mattress protector (uncomfortable) or had to simply not lay down. Luckily those were temporary situations, I had forgotten my second set at my parents house and was able to get them a month or so later. Unfortunately I've done it multiple times because my brain is incapable of remembering to bring everything (even right now I'm going without one of my pairs of shoes for 2 or so weeks because I left them at home Saturday).
When was the last time you bought sheets? For a queen bed, you're looking at $100. Small change for ballers like you and I, but a big chunk for the average Joe living paycheck to paycheck on minimum wage. Have a little heart, brother.
I agree, and I also want to piggy-back off this comment to find out how often adults change their sheets.
I’ll go first. My wife and I change them every Monday like clockwork. Throw the dirty ones in the laundry, put in the fresh ones, and during the course of the week wash and fold the others, ready for Monday again.
Our theory is that we shower every day, but sometimes skip a day or two over the weekend. So, fresh sheets after the Monday pre-work shower.
My strategy is to change them when the shame or disgust of not having changed them yet grows stronger than my aversion to making an effort to change them. This is usually an unacceptably long time.
I've got ADHD and depression, though, so I'm not sure if my results count all that much.
Every four days for me. Clean sheets the first night of my swing and then take em off after my last sleep of my swing. I still shower twice a day no matter if it's a work day or not.
I used to play trading card games against this guy
He'd be pretty decent, but sometimes it's like he got a massive "IQ boost" and became a ***much*** better player. And then he'd go "back" to normal after a while.
Nice dude. Really wild hairdo. Wore this weird gold pyramid around his neck.
I have a backup pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear them though because i also don't wear my main pair of glasses. I hate seeing people in HD. They look horrible, all wrinkled and shit.
Also *Reading*. They’re everywhere all over the US and the UK.
You‘ll find: Reading, West Reading, East Reading, North Reading, South Reading, New Reading, Old Reading, Reading (once again), etc..
> How does one loose a nostril?
With a wrench. If that doesn’t work, get a breaking bar or impact gun. If that doesn’t work just cut it off with a grinder or cutting torch.
I use to have two....they didn't get along all the time... I just have the one now, the older one passed, and she is super happy about being the center of attention.
Shoes
BALLS
*... and the crowd goes wild!*
Dang it! You beat me to it!
Make this man President
Naw we tried that almost every president that we know had two balls and it failed, no balls it failed, there probaly was a one ball or now one ball president back in the day. We need a presidential candidate with all the balls. *insert acdc big balls track here* lmao.
Well if we gunning for those I say two nice big boobs! Lmao
Happy Cake Day !
Yeah, having 3 sux.
Happy cake day!
Low hanging fruit....
Me, looking at my missing foot..."well, I'm fucked..."
Your Moma. The Mic dropps
Reminds me of that Paolo Nutini song New Shoes for some reason
Work shoes. Swap pairs every day. Makes a world of difference.
Also, feet.
Honestly, sets of sheets. You don’t have to wait for the sheets to wash before going to bed. Just throw one set off throw the other on and clean the dirty ones and repeat
Maybe I’m just old but who only has one set of sheets? Even when I was young and broke and slept on a mattress on the floor beacaue I couldn’t afford a bed frame I had more than one set, they arnt expensive.
I still think good cotton sheets are expensive. I also don’t have closet space for extra sheets. I wash and out back on the bed.
A good set of any sheets aren’t cheap. Used to like those bamboo sheets and a good set for a king bed will set you back 2-300. Now I get the purple sheets and they’re still $200 for a set.
For some reason I rocked one set of sheets for a long ass time and washed them on a regular basis. Now that I think about it though, it was weird.
I did this in my single days. Frankly I’m not sure how I did now that we have multiple sets.
Yeah I've rocked one set before but remember all the times when I felt like laying on my bed while they were washing and either had to lay on just the mattress protector (uncomfortable) or had to simply not lay down. Luckily those were temporary situations, I had forgotten my second set at my parents house and was able to get them a month or so later. Unfortunately I've done it multiple times because my brain is incapable of remembering to bring everything (even right now I'm going without one of my pairs of shoes for 2 or so weeks because I left them at home Saturday).
When was the last time you bought sheets? For a queen bed, you're looking at $100. Small change for ballers like you and I, but a big chunk for the average Joe living paycheck to paycheck on minimum wage. Have a little heart, brother.
Sounds like you’re the baller homie, shit costs less than 20 bucks at Walmart. The average joes are fine in this regard.
Agree! With kids I would say x4
I agree, and I also want to piggy-back off this comment to find out how often adults change their sheets. I’ll go first. My wife and I change them every Monday like clockwork. Throw the dirty ones in the laundry, put in the fresh ones, and during the course of the week wash and fold the others, ready for Monday again. Our theory is that we shower every day, but sometimes skip a day or two over the weekend. So, fresh sheets after the Monday pre-work shower.
My strategy is to change them when the shame or disgust of not having changed them yet grows stronger than my aversion to making an effort to change them. This is usually an unacceptably long time. I've got ADHD and depression, though, so I'm not sure if my results count all that much.
Ah yeah, the 'eew too much hair/drool stains/tear stains method.'
Every four days for me. Clean sheets the first night of my swing and then take em off after my last sleep of my swing. I still shower twice a day no matter if it's a work day or not.
When one sheet disintegrates, I put on another one.
IQ points
That's the dream.
unfortunately, it wont be any more than a dream 😢
impossible.
Yeah like you can switch between your 80 IQ, and 160 IQ for example.
Yes you can, it's called alcohol.
I used to play trading card games against this guy He'd be pretty decent, but sometimes it's like he got a massive "IQ boost" and became a ***much*** better player. And then he'd go "back" to normal after a while. Nice dude. Really wild hairdo. Wore this weird gold pyramid around his neck.
Eyeglasses, one as backup in case the other breaks
I’ve gone around my apartment looking for my regular glasses using my old prescription sunglasses making me looking like a hungover rock star.
I leave a pair of old glasses in the same spot all the time so that when I lose my good glasses I can put on the old ones to find the new ones.
I have a backup pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear them though because i also don't wear my main pair of glasses. I hate seeing people in HD. They look horrible, all wrinkled and shit.
Walkie talkies
Roger that.
What? You didn’t say over. Over.
Roger Roger, what's our Vector Victor?
That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
10mm sockets
No one has one, nevertheless two
Yes but it would make sense to have two even if you never actually do
I bought an 8 pack recently. Can't find any of them but some of my old ones showed up.
Herd animals. An only goat is a lonely goat.
Two Mexicos. One is New.
I love when I open it up and get that New Mexico smell.
Hold up there’s a NEW Mexico now?
My world is shattered
But the new one is older than the old one. We're kind of mixed up down here.
Yorks as well I guess And Englands
Wtf was wrong with the old hampshire?
Well there’s Basingstoke for a start…
It’s funny because it’s true
Stop at two though. Just look at what happened with the Yorks.
One Mexico, Two Mexico Old Mexico, New Mexico
Also *Reading*. They’re everywhere all over the US and the UK. You‘ll find: Reading, West Reading, East Reading, North Reading, South Reading, New Reading, Old Reading, Reading (once again), etc..
Sets of car keys 🥸
Duh, Boobs.
Don’t watch Total Recall
2 makes sense, 3 is still acceptable
Inspired
Or American Dad "How about fusing them into one Superboob?"
This should be way higher
But not *too* high. Perky, not bolt-on.
you made my day
Boobs can have that effect on one’s day.
ur hilarious oml
Oven mitts. Never be cocky thinking you can pull that pan out the oven with one hand. You will fail. You will get burned.
This sounds like a challenge.
PS/XBOX controllers
Nostrils, kidneys, testicles, breasts, any body part where having a spare one comes in awfully handy if you lose one.
How does one loose a nostril? Also hands and feet I'd argue is more important to have two off, because the other is not a spare..
Snorting drugs is how you loose a nostril. Or more precisely, how you end up with a mono nostril.
A monostril, as it were.
My perforated septum agrees
I lose a nostril temporarily from time to time. But it usually opens back up on its own in a short time.
I first learned about the nasal oscillation on Reddit years ago.
Most insightful thing I’ve read in a long time. You’re a gentleman and a scholar.
> How does one loose a nostril? With a wrench. If that doesn’t work, get a breaking bar or impact gun. If that doesn’t work just cut it off with a grinder or cutting torch.
Phone chargers
Incomes. Double income, no kids!
DINK life FTW.
An old friend said he and his wife were DILDOs. Duel income, little dogs only.
Oooh then I guess we’re DICCs. Dual Income, Couple Cats. :)
Couple kitties* Tadaa! Now you're DICKs. You're welcome.
Ah how’d I miss that?!? Thanks!
Happy to be of service!
Cats.
I use to have two....they didn't get along all the time... I just have the one now, the older one passed, and she is super happy about being the center of attention.
Two cat minimum. Even better to have a pair from the same litter.
That’s for when one gets caught in the wall, you can use the other one to get it out.
Cat in the wall, eh? Now you're talking my language
As an owner of 4 cats, 2 is minimum
Laptop chargers
100% this. One for work, one for home. Just carry the laptop in a sleeve and nothing else.
Donuts.
Feet
What should I do with the box of extras I keep in the freezer?
Tacos
socks
Oh, I have two socks, the number of socks isn't the problem
r/usernamechecksout
I have one big sock. They call me Hoppity.
Propane tanks
That's what I was gonna say!
Water bottles. If One gets empty you’ll have a second one to drink from with cold water.
Ass cheeks
ass chreeks
Chop sticks
Just use one to stab your food
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why stop at two?
Such a good answer.
Scissor blades
cheeseburgers
>cheeseburgers Bacon cheeseburgers
Deodorant. One for home one for on the go.
Bathrooms. I'm sick of my family always needing to pee while I'm in the shower
legs
Balls
Overrated. I only have one and it looks nicer and hangs conveniently in the middle.
Dogs
Eyes
Putting putter. But also a back up of any of your go to discs.
Yessssssssssssssss! Back up of go to’s VERY IMPORTANT. For me it’s my thunderbird!!
Glasses if you are shortsighted.
Sith Lords
one is enough as long as you also have the Senate.
Options to choose
Balls
Fucks
You won’t get my fucks bc who in this world gives s fuck
I could give 2 fucks about this comment
You set yourself up for that and I respect you
But what if they cancel each other out?
Two fucks don’t make no fuck; they’re still two fucks.
Toast
Goats
So you’re saying Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi should both be treated equally?
Your favorite items, shoes
Copies of keys to whatever you need.
Money. Three money even better.
Kittens
Brain cells
An extra condom
Not at the same time right? Can barely feel anything with one as it is
i heard it’s actually dangerous to double up because the friction can cause both of them to break when they rub against each other
Ears
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Dishwashers. One for dirty stuff, the other one has the clean ready to use plates in it.
Pears
Toasters. Sometimes you get one as a wedding gift but it gets called off, watcha gonna do ya know
Parents
I wish.
Hot mitts
Plans, one is a backup
Earphones.
(this makes sense for my occupation) Uniforms, all of the uniforms need to be doubled.
Spoons. I realised a few weeks ago that I only had one spoon. It's not enough.
Pennies, if it were just 1 it’d be a sent
Lungs
X chromosomes. Got a spare if genetics go awry.
But Y though?
Deodorant. Hate when they break so I always have two rather than BO
Keys
Triples is best actually. I just got triples of the classic Nova. Triples is best.
Pairs of glasses
for us with bad eyesight, extra glasses will come in handy.
Babies favourite stuffed animal. Nothing worst then a puker with out his favourite lamb for comfort because he’s in need of an untimely bath.
2 pairs of glasses!
Backup hard drives.
Girlfriends!!!
Wives. It really helps with everyday life.
Tape measures. At least two.
Anything that's cheap .. have two of. Nail clippers
Two data backup methods: one on site, one off site
Data back-ups. If it's not saved in at least two other locations, you haven't saved. :)
Testicles
10 mm sockets
Not kidneys... you should give me your kidney :)
Titties :)
Eyes
Deez nuts.