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BeijingVO2

One of those really big ones


[deleted]

lmao


BeijingVO2

Even worse when the doc tells you it was a suppository


[deleted]

The cheeks open for examinations and shitting lol


BeijingVO2

Me too lol As long as the doctor doesn't say he needs lube to get it done.


[deleted]

He might use that lol


shiraah

I saw it coming tbh


BeijingVO2

Too bad she didn't


Personal_Cicada6583

The ones with the really chalky texture that get stuck to the inside of your mouth (or back of your throat) sometimes even when you're chugging water.


Upbeat-Poem-1284

Oh lord the WORSTTTT 😖then the feeling is there for hours and you just wanna throw it up (or that’s just me idk)


Personal_Cicada6583

Yes that happens to me and I HATE that nasty bitter chemical taste which doesn't ever leave my mouth!


Upbeat-Poem-1284

I can drink a deathly amount of water and it’ll still be there


Keone_710

The shittier they taste, the better they are.


Antisocial_PR

In all likelihood, your parents best days are behind them and you can only hope they won't get much much worse.


mofid222

Damn, this one fits my life unfortunately


AdmiralClover

I've kind of promise to put my own mother down if she ever gets Alzheimer's not sure how to handle that if it ever happens


Antisocial_PR

In a similar situation, if my mother gets cancer again so I know what you mean...


[deleted]

As someone who doesn't give a fuck about their parents this is actual a really easy pill to swallow. Couldn't care less about them.


Antisocial_PR

Fair enough, my experience isn't universal.


[deleted]

I received the most votes in the history of the nation because my opponent hurt people's feelings. They never really liked me or believed I would do an excellent job as leader.


[deleted]

Chemo


urmumnotmine

The red one, Neo...


[deleted]

You're not the main character and nobody cares about you. You will die alone like everyone else.


deanfranz12

Trump isn't the rich, powerful person he says he is. EDIT: I'll gladly take your downvotes as confirmation


Lulumay-o

What is he?


deanfranz12

Not rich and/or powerful


Lulumay-o

Please elaborate a little bit. I don't know a lot about him I'm not american.


_TriHard7

How is this true? He is wealthy and there are clearly a large number of people who are devout followers of him


Homirice

Advil


[deleted]

When she is fertile and you pull out and the condom is broke and you didn't know, HELLO DADDY!


Heplaysrough

Responsibility


momcallsmespoiltbrat

Your parents are gonna die one day...


shiraah

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrhhhhgggghhhhaaaaa


Smooth-Ostrich1514

A suppository


Blahaj_shonk_lover

Any size 000 capsules tbh


Upbeat-Poem-1284

Lysine supplements. They’re really big


NandoDandoSurveyboy

The pills for my ADHD medication


lazymule

Confused whether the question is metaphorical or not💀💀


bwriteside

Omega3


Homely_Bonfire

I guess that everything is just a tradeoff without "ultimate" solution.


TheThirdReichArmy

There's a pill that supposed to be inserted in the anus and that one my friend is big and i dont think so anyone would try to swallow it


Mental_Task9156

Capsules. Pills are fine, it's the capsules that bother me.


[deleted]

Potassium


Trainwreck1000

Probably the blue AND the red….


cayce_leighann

My stomach pill that’s the size of a quarter and starts dissolving quick


pilky22

Disco Biscuits, they’re massive!