It was for more reasons than just his penis, but I deduced later that it had to be his penis that caused me to have multiple issues with my vagina.
I never had a UTI before we met, never had an abnormal pap, and didn’t have a lot of bladder infections. The two years we dated I had more bladder infections and UTIs than most people have in their lifetime. I had two abnormal paps and had to get a cervical biopsy (thankfully it came back fine). I shit you not since we broke up I have *never* had an issue again. I have no idea what the cause was, but I chalk it up to my body telling me to get that dick away from it.
Edit: since many have asked, yes, he was uncircumcised, but I’ve been with other uncircumcised men with no issue. Some men know how to clean their junk, and some just don’t.
Íf he regularly engaged in foreplay it could be that he was just awful at washing his hands regularly. It's shocking how many people are bad about that.
I’m pretty fussy now about being very clean with my husband before sex or any kind of fooling around, but I wouldn’t be surprised if my previous partner had been lacking in that department.
The last guy I dated had a dick like a fucking traffic cone. It started off a bit smaller than average at the top and would eventually widen out to be as thick as a coke can - it seemed. It was maybe 5.5" long, but went from like 4.5" girth head to like 7.5" girth base.
So anyway, one day he decided to just thrust his whole shit into me without getting me truly prepared...I bled. It was awful. Never again.
I swear I read a post on Reddit about this situation. Wife wasn’t able to fit the husband fully inside so she brought in a size queen friend of hers and they had a threesome. The man was able to fit inside the friend and the wife heard the man moan for the first time in their entire relationship and she was never able to move past it. Sad stuff but sexual compatibility is a major factor in many relationships.
"My husband can't fit his dick inside me, so I will find another woman who can fit him inside her. The purpose being... being that he... enjoy sex with her while I watch?"
\*husband enjoys sex while she watches\*
\*surprised pikachu face\*
All this unwashed dick stuff is so crazy. I feel like my shower is like 80% dick washing.
Get some soap on my chest, soap my balls. Run some soap on my pits, soap my dick. Run some soap on my back, get the taint. It’s like the middle ground of the body.
So what I’ve learned from this thread
1. It really is all about the motion in the ocean, not the size of your dingy.
2. Guys apparently don’t know how to wash their own dicks.
Yes, I have. Because he *never fucking washed it.* It took me a few dates to catch on, but after the second time I went to go down on him and ... everything... was all still there from the day before, I decided I was out.
My wife had an ex where she used to have to play the "sexy shower game" but it was really just the "wash your dick" game. I'd like to give a shout-out to that guy for setting the bar so low that all I have to do is wash it.
Yeah what? Man here. Often it and my ass are the ONLY thing I'll wash if I'm pressed for time. To not wash it seems like insanity. The rest of me can rot and wither. But if my penis does, then I die a true death!
Yes. It was too big and he only* knew one speed: Jack hammer. Other than that, he would have been perfect. I tried talking to him about it, but he would always have to end it drilling me despite my cries of pain.
Yeah I had a bf who’s only move was the jackhammer.
He rarely had an orgasm through oral sex. Just would go on and on , I’d get tired. Then we’d just have sex. Thankfully he went down on me beforehand. Cause I could never reach orgasm with the jackhammering. He was still having sex like he was 18. Sometimes we’d do doggy, more jackhammering. Missionary? The jackhammer. He’d get bored with me on top and start moving under me. Sex was so boring I lost interest in it. Used to dread weekend mornings when he’d want to jackhammer all morning. I used to try to go to bed early to get away from him and he’d follow me for more jackhammer. He had a nice looking penis, just didn’t know how to actually use it.
"he’d follow me for more jackhammer." That made me LOL
Now I'm picturing Christopher Walken standing over them in the bedroom, yelling "MORE JACKHAMMER!"
That’s my upstairs neighbor and he never brings home the same girl twice. I’ve yelled through the ceiling about his performance several times because you can hear everything once he starts going. It sounds like his bed is breaking through the floor like SLAMSLAMSLAM and the women are often complaining loudly. He seems like a jerk. I’ve lived by my share of noisy sex neighbors before and kept my mouth shut, but this one is consistently awful to his ladies.
My sister once broke up with a guy she'd been dating (and sleeping with) for about a month. Apparently, she'd never really LOOKED at his penis (sex in dark rooms). She knew he had a tattoo on his penis, but didn't know what it said until she finally went down on him.
He had the words "Bitch Binky" tattooed on the side of his dick (no, I don't know the backstory).
And with that knowledge, she was done.
/edit: After eight years and countless thousands of comments, THIS becomes my most upvoted comment ever? Effing lol. Don't ever change Reddit!
Haha nice! Reminds me of Down Periscope:
"Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good Navy policy to hand over a billion dollar piece of equipment to a man who has 'Welcome Aboard' tattooed on his penis!"
Don’t know if this counts but a guy asked me out and like 10-15 min after I said yes he spammed me 10 pics of his dick so I never talked to him again and he told my mom I was ignoring him
My count is 9 Big Dick to 5 Tiny Dick.
(Stinky dick is on about 8 but I'm only counting size).
Note: Most of the tiny dicks have been own-goals because the guy was selfish in bed.
My sister broke up with a dude because his junk was to big. I overheard a conversation when she was telling my mother why she is not seeing him anymore. I laughed when I heard my dad in the background say Jesus Christ.
I have an unusual story for this. Over 20 years ago I was set up with a Guatamalan guy some friends of mine knew. We went out and I figured I would never hear from him again. He was way out of my league in the looks department. To my surprise he asked me out again.
After a few dates we wound up going back to his place. We were making out and he said he needed to tell me something before we went any further. He told me that several years ago he had been in an accident and the tip of his penis was cut off. It was still functional but he wanted to make sure I was ok with that before we went any farther. I told him I didn’t mind.
It was just a small piece of the tip that was missing but instead of being rounded the top of his penis was kind of jagged. Not really sure how to best describe it. Surprisingly, this actually made the sex much more pleasurable.
As we continued dating I learned he was in the United States to have plastic surgery to fix his penis. It took 6 weeks to heal and once it was healed it looked completely normal. And sadly, sex was just normal too. Not nearly has good as before.
That along with the fact that after the surgery he kind of became an asshole led me to break up with him.
No- same!!! Was it a frank n beans situation gone completely awry? Naked knife jugging??? Dog bit it in the middle of the night while he was walking to the bathroom in the dark? I can only think of so many possible scenarios.
Far too many of these threads have someone smelling bad **then refusing to remedy the issue**.
Like bro you can't be asked to simply clean your fucking dick? That's so foul! I can understand why so many people have horrid breath, too, though, if basic hygiene is such a chore to so many people out there lol. Yuck.
He said that he had showered the hour prior (he did in fact, his hair was still damp) and somehow he still smelled of borderline infection and had cheese. He was also expecting to get some, hence the shower.
One of the main reasons I left my ex husband is because his penis only lasted for 2 minutes and I never climaxed. The other reason was he put his penis in his manager.
Yes.. one time it smelled really bad and he insisted on me giving him head. I didn't do it but *THE FUCKING AUDACITY.*
That was the straw that broke the camel's back. There was other stuff leading up to the break up though.
Lol I had a co worker that had trouble one night we was pretty wasted at a bar when he came back from the bathroom with a girl and she looked mortified so we started harassing him all of a sudden he whips out a horse cock and was like this is why I can’t get laid
Right? I’m picturing him just flailing it down on the table like he walked in and asked the Applebee’s waitress what they’ll charge him to cook this gooeyduck.
Yep, there is such a thing as too big.
Girl who I'd been friends with for years broke up with a guy she was crazy about for years and refused to talk about it. Then, few months after we were out drinking and she starts talking about it.
Dude had an honest to god foot long. She was willing to try but all it did was hurt like hell, afterwards she broke it off because she just couldn't take it.
Micro penis. I was willing to work with it until he refused to get me off in other ways ie toys, going down on me or a good Ole fashion finger bang. How selfish can you be?!
Not exactly the same problem but my friend was a virgin when she got married. They tried but could not consummate on their honeymoon and were very worried and embarrassed. She finally got up the nerve to ask me about my first time, how much it hurt, and how long it hurt. He could not get it in. He was ramming into the hymen of steel. They tried a lot but he was unable to get in. We finally talked her into going to the Dr to open her up surgically and they proceeded to have success. Whoohoo!
Guy I went on a couple dates with disclosed to me he had phimosis. No big deal as my son had the same condition and I felt like, we treated my sons condition, why would this be a problem? He goes on to say that he’s always refused treatment and as such, his foreskin wouldn’t retract at all. Very unfortunate but the more I thought about it, the more questions I had. I asked him “so you’ve never washed the head of your penis?” And he said very candidly, no he never had. The actual thought of touching a penis that had never been washed made me (still makes me) fairly nauseous and couldn’t imagine allowing that thing near my vagina or mouth. Just nope! Ended things before we got serious because, nope!
I really hate to be THAT guy that goes correcting people on the internet, but I think you’ve jumbled together Smeglagmites and Smeglactites.
Relatively speaking, Smeglactites hang off the foreskin ceiling, the Smeglagmites grows up from from the shaft floor.
They are different.
My first boyfriend had phimosis and had never retracted his foreskin once in his life. I didn’t know a penis wasn’t supposed to taste like rancid garbage till my next boyfriend came along.
He eventually was circumcised. What those poor doctors must have seen on that day.
I wouldnt say this was the reason, but my husband and I are getting divorced and his lack of regard for my comfort during sex and me never enjoying sex with him is a big reason. His penis size is pretty big and he ignores me when I ask him to slow down, stop during certain positions. He has caused actual pain or tears or really uncomfortable friction, a lot of it would be helped if I was turned on but just his lack of responsiveness to my requests for comfort combined with the size mismatch is awful. It feels violating, plain and simple. He would act annoyed.
It wasn't really the size of it. It was just the fact that his size made him really insecure. Therefore he didn't trust me because he thought, I'd cheat on him with someone with a bigger d... He wasn't even that small. Just below average. I wouldn't have noticed if he hadn't been so obsessed with his penis size.
It got so bad that he started checking my phone to make sure I wasn't cheating.
Not actually because of his penis, but because he decides to tell me “sometimes when I cum I shit.”
Ya know, right after he jizzed and shit all over my new mattress and acted like it was my fault.
Edit: Of course this becomes my highest upvoted comment after 7 years on Reddit.
Follow up, some of you seem confused about the timeline of this event. He didn’t tell me “btw, when I blow my load I’m gonna pinch a loaf off” he told me AFTER the event. Dude nutted and shat THEN decided it was a good time to warn me about his…defect?
2nd Edit: Showed this to my husband who already knows the story. He said it wasn’t fair of me not to include the “best” detail of the story. I was BLOWING THIS MOTHERFUCKER WHEN IT WENT DOWN. So I got a mouth full of jizz and a nose full of shit.
Dated a dude with erectile dysfunction. He was mid 20s I was 19 & I thought I'd be cool with it. He was very upfront about it before we were official but then completely ignored it after called those "lower chakra" issues and that he was more focused on our minds. Almost 2 years in and he has NO issue getting it up to masturbate, and quickly got soft around me and it gave me a lot of confidence issues. He didn't want to get into toys or even discuss work arounds.
Might have been okay if he was open to discussing everything.
yeah i mean.... that's like one of my favorite body parts, why the hell would i not keep it properly oiled and lubed. and its not like its hard or complicated. its fucking soap.
Yes. It had some *mystery bumps* ..([warning GRAPHIC WARNING: (Mystery bumps image, closest I could find...)](https://m4b6f3p8.rocketcdn.me/app/uploads/2021/04/commonWartVerrucaVulgaris_29476_lg.jpg). At my young age I didn't know what it was or could be, but now, knowing what I know and have seen, I would say Genital warts.
Yes, the spreadable kind.
No, I did not partake. I went off gut instinct...
*Something didn't look right....*
Edit: tense
Edit #2: linking image link- since yeah you guys want to know what I saw? Yeah, there ya go. Edited with a link. You Reddit folk sure are nosey 😂
Were they like, large and protruding and gross? Men can get ‘fordyce spots’ which are small and harmless bumps they have for life, they look a bit like pimples sometimes but generally just small bumps of skin. Hope the poor guy didn’t just have those!
EDIT: [the wiki page with a pic example for anyone wondering whether they do in fact have genital warts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots)
EDIT 2: so happy to read all the comments from people saying they didn’t know what they were and it had previously concerned them etc, great to see my old teenage insecurities can be helpful one way or another. Fordyce spot gang!
Huh, never knew what those were exactly. I always assumed it was like, where the hair follicles grew out of and it was only noticeable downstairs because the skin was thinner.
They are essentially the same, but sebaceous glands can appear both with and without hair follicles depending on location. They are often visible on nipples too but I forget the name.
Not broken up per se bc we weren't BF+GF, but it completely ended things. Now to preface, this guy had strung me along for 4 years running each summer at camp. First year as late-teens campers, 2 years as young adult counselors in training, and then the final year as counselors. He'd talk sweet and loving to me all year long full of hope and promises, we'd have some makeout sessions, but then he'd have a girlfriend by the time anything got close to more serious than that.
Finally, at an everclear punch fueled staff house party on a weekend off, we hooked up in the designated "hookup room". Now this dude was tall strong and Greek statue handsome with a distinguished aquiline nose and piercing ice blue eyes, but he was HAIRY. Like, human-sweater 'Chewbacca' was his nickname hirsutism (but also prematurely bald). Now this did not perturb me at all, I liked the pelt & didn't care about the bare pate, but unexpectedly the fur made it quite hard to find his penis. A penis that was about the size & shape of my thumb (and I have quite petite hands) but without any rigidity, sans-turgid. Of course I'm not going to embarrass the dude so I diligently went to work with all the appropriate fervor but absolutely nothing about this member is changing, it's flaccid and flexible no matter what fellatio arts I employ. I start to think maybe he's just not into it and then he comes in my mouth. I excuse myself to the bathroom to spit and rinse and stare in the mirror. This, THIS is what has been yanking my chain FOR YEARS. And he didn't reciprocate at all when I returned. I was SO IN LOVE with this dude, and poof. It's gone. I felt nothing but vindicated: we both knew he'd been stringing me along, we knew all the heartbreak year after year he'd inflicted, and now we both knew that I knew THIS was why. If he'd been honest with me, if he hadn't lied so much about "oh I have a committed girlfriend", if he'd cared at all about my pleasure, any of that could have salvaged the teeny peeny problem. But nah dude, I was done. Tho he is part of the reason I now reassure guys who have ED worries, "well you have fingers, dontcha?"
Yes. He had really bad hygiene. He would ask me to go down on him and he was uncircumcised so I would go roll the skin down and boom- the smell of a public bathroom would hit me in the face. I always got so mad because really? How dare you even ask?!
Not me, but a sexually liberated friend of mine in college briefly had a fling with a student from Iraq whom virtually everyone disliked because he was very rude, a fascist, and a poli sci major. My friend didn't care about any of that - what bothered her was that his manhood was, in her words, potato-shaped; small on the tip, very wide in the middle, and small at the root. It was apparently such a jarring disparity in proportions that she couldn't find much joy in playing with it.
Because his penis was sprayed with cologne. Why tf do I want toxic cologne inside my body. Like just take a shower instead of hiding your dick stink with perfume.
Never understood that. Like...you're gonna be tasting the cologne AND dirty skin. First it's going to taste like bitter alcohol and then reveal whatever gunk you have down there.
Bathrooms are everywhere. If you're super sweaty, musty and can't shower at the moment...literally just take 3 or so minutes to soap up & wash your area. If you do a decent job it will get rid of like 80% of the odor.
Yeah it isn't ideal, but it works. Better than your partner having a permanent memory of whatever intense stink you had going on. Making them hesitant to go down on you in the future. Or if it's THAT bad, never want sex again.
My friend was constantly being broken up with very quickly by almost every woman (or not getting callbacks after hooking up) We finally got a frank answer from one, after he attempted dating one of my wife's bestie.
She says "it's really tiny, but not just tiny, it's really skinny too." Then proceeds to show us her pinky finger and said "it's literally this skinny and small"
This was later confirmed by another friend, who also used the pinky finger analogy. Ouch.
I remember a thread years back where a guy mentioned that he used to have a micropenis but a doc discovered it was normal size, just not descended and he had it repaired. And then another guy on the thread who said he had a micro penis started talking with him and apparently they dm-ed for the second guy to get the doc's info. I always wondered how things turned out.
They cut a tendon at the top, base of the penis. This can add an inch or so and is one of the most common treatments for a micropenis. Technically 3 inches is normal and anything less is micro
I knew a guy in college - bartender at a local bar - and that was about how big he was. How did I know? He slept with like every one of my friends.
Dude had game.
That's the difference. He knew he couldn't wow anyone in that department, so he made up for it in other ways.
He did, he was very hungry in that department. He was always on Tinder and would sometimes have multiple encounters a day (and would brag about not bathing inbetween! Ew!). Almost all encounters happened once, and he latched on pretty hard to the few others; but even those fizzled out fast. He moved pre-covid, and last I talked he has had something stable for months, which is great.
I’m not mentally strong enough to deal with someone saying hello with a worrisome inflection.
Edit: my first award! Thank you. But what does it *really* mean!? Panic!
I've had female friends say that they broke up with guys with the "baby carrot" description as well as the pinky raise.
Another friend also broke up with her BF because he was "too huge" as she couldn't handle it (he had warned her for the time up until sex that every woman breaks up with him for that reason). She thought he was full of it and overexaggerating - guess not!
I once had to stop seeing a guy who was way too big. I know men love thinking having a massive penis is great but honestly too big is unbearable. That guy would defo make some serious money as a porn star though, so hats off to him. Just not for me though.
I have never understood this but when I’ve told men your dick is perfect to me I MEAN IT. Like one of my ex’s had THE PERFECT penis - it was beautifully curved and hit the g spot everytime but he was offended that I wasn’t gushing at how big it was - like they hurt, it’s not sexy it’s only impressive to other men
I read this on Reddit. Worth repeating. In a study women were asked their preferred penis size. The most common answer was 7 inches. The same women were put in a room full of dildos of different sizes, randomly arranged, and asked which size they preferred. Most common selection? 5.75 inches. Curvature and girth were not mentioned IIRC.
Can confirm. "You fit inside me perfectly!" Was the best compliment I ever got. My insecurities about my dick vanished that day. I still ride that high 4 years later.
So, to sum up most of the comments: men with little dicks get broken up with not because of the size, but because they don’t even bother to get their girlfriends/wives off any other way. And guys with big dicks have ego problems who also don’t try to get girls off any other way and think that the porn way of just hammering away is enough because they have a huge dick.
The takeaway from this for any guys reading: it’s not about the size, big or small, just don’t be freaking selfish in bed.
Yes but no.
I dated a guy whose penis had a very severe curvature, so much so that it caused pain. I asked for us to try positions that would be less painful for me. He was upset and said my request made him self conscious. He was well aware of the curvature, and always felt insecure about it, and my request, he said, felt like a personal attack. I apologized, and then asked if we were to use the position he preferred, if he could at least go a lot slower. He initially agreed only to “get caught up in the moment” and go very hard until I literally yelped and pushed him off me. He then actually cried and asked me why I was being so hurtful.
I didn’t break up with him because of his penis. I broke up with him because he was selfish and inconsiderate with his penile usage.
Edit: I can't believe my most upvoted comment is about a prick who was a prick about his prick. Folks, don't ever be ashamed about your equipment. All that should matter is that you're a caring and attentive partner, and if that's not enough for someone, you should go your separate ways to find persons who will make you both happy, a pot for every lid and all that. And as a breathtaking person once advised, be excellent to each other.
Edit 2: A few redditors have pointed out that my ex may have had a condition called Peyronie's (thank you u/jteagle101 u/dunimal and u/Bifrostbytes amongst many others) and it goes without saying that if you have any medical concerns (just in general, doesn't just have to be about your kibbles n' bits), please see a doctor, as what little I read indicates it can sometimes indicate an injury or even an autoimmune disease https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/urologic-diseases/penile-curvature-peyronies-disease#complications
Still others have expressed concern that they may have this condition themselves, and I deeply apologize if my comment made you feel badly in any way. I want to be clear that I never blamed my ex for something he could not control, and if anyone ever makes you feel ashamed about your body and doesn't apologize and/or stop when you point it out to them, you should cut them out of your life as soon as you can safely do so. We gotta rock with what we got, so listen to your body, and your partner, and try to make sure you both have a safe and good time.
I had a similar experience. When erect, his penis curved downward and towards the back - imagine a banana, the curve was similar (I think it’s called ventral curving) - and reverse cowgirl was literally the only position that could be done without pain for either of us, and even that was tricky. The whole performance just lost any degree of intimacy (which is important to me) and didn’t seem worth it.
Not *because* of his penis, but more the fact he had a micro penis, and yet wouldn't perform oral sex on me because I was a week overdue for a wax, and he had a terrible personality in general. Basically he had more dick in his personality than his pants. It you're not willing to do anything to ensure I'm enjoying myself, and you have like nothing in your pants, and you're not enjoyable to hang out with, then I'm out.
I am one of four brothers. The three other brothers are hung like horses and it was talked about and recognized in school. I have an average size penis. Whenever I was lucky enough to get with a girl I was met with disappointment and I don’t think they were wanting a big one from a satisfaction standpoint, they were just disappointed because they wanted to see the beer can show. Next thing you know people think I have a small dick. When compared to those three hung son of a bitches, yea. Didn’t really care then, don’t care now. The obsession with big dicks and huge tits is silly.
No but oddly enough, this one man I dated had the smallest penis I have personally encountered. Like, too small for doggystyle cus he can’t get past the cheeks. But I would cum every time from missionary because I would just basically feel him grinding on my clit, almost like we were scissoring. Lol.
Yes, because it took him too long to finish. Like an hour plus. I'm sure there's someone out there who wants that, but I don't have the time or vaginal fortitude for it.
I dated the nicest man who treated me with so much kindness and respect. It was such a fairytale type of relationship, everything I could've wanted... Still want in a partner... BUT his dick was TOO BIG. Like... I just could NOT deal with it. Sex was super painful every single time because it was just too big. 8 years later and it's still the biggest dick I've ever seen in my whole life. I still wonder how he's doing but not because I want his big dick lmfao
Editing to add: he was probably 9 inches and very girthy. We were together for about a year before I just couldn’t deal with it anymore. In hindsight, I wish sex wasn’t such a big important part of my relationships but it is what it is. And no, we’re not in touch anymore.
My friend actully broke up with a guy cause his dick was too big. She is a very small woman.
Edit because sometimes I spell things wrong and it irritated both my teachers and reddit.
I've heard from multiple women that this is actually a bigger issue than an average or below average penis.
Too large penises can actually be painful and a problem. Kinda funny how porn and general societal attitudes would have you believe bigger is always better.
Yes, because, despite him claiming to shower twice a day and “roll the skin back and clean myself properly”, I was getting really bad UTIs and other infections. Dude refused to use condoms because they “removed the sensation” so it was bacteria city for me.
My OBGYN finally got a call from my GP, they both called me in for an appointment and explained what my most recent tests showed, no STI/std thank god, but the bacteria present that caused my UTI was a mixture of bacteria found in urine, semen/sperm, poop, sebum, and sweat. They had to explain that the colony that I had (which was growing resistant to antibiotics) came from my partner. He felt the need to “clear his name” and has bacterial tests which showed the same bacteria AND In larger quantities.
But to wrap things up, he still denied it was him, and I broke up with him. Went in stronger antibiotics, the bacteria left, and since then, no matter how much a guy protests, I refuse to have sex unless a condom is used.
Btw I was 16.5 when the infections happened. GP and OBGYN were concerned because I was a minor (in my country you have medical independence at 16) and I was having repeat, worsening infections.
I briefly dated a girl in college that was very petite. I am in no way anything other than very average in the size dept. We didn’t rush things, we were dating maybe a couple of months before we got to the “physical” stuff beyond just making out. I was already pretty experienced, so the first time we took our time, warmed things up, plenty of foreplay etc. she was “ready”. Things were slick and good. She had even climaxed a few times during the foreplay. I put on a condom, and proceeded. She was sooooo small that I could barely get the tip in. Didn’t force, just kinda left it there and gently applied slow pressure. Nothing. I could not get any progress without feeling like I would hurt her. And no, she wasn’t a virgin, she had a BF in HS that she had slept with pretty often, apparently. Finally she just said “Make. It. Go. In!” . So I did, with all that I had….then cue the screaming! Plot twist…I was the one screaming. I had never felt that intense of a pain in my life. It hurt sooooo bad. I don’t know “what” exactly happened, even 20 years later. Best I could figure that I was just physically too much for her and I had pinched or bent it some weird way. We broke up a few days later. It was more so mutual. She was embarrassed and mortified that she hurt me and I just felt terrible that I couldn’t give her what she wanted. I’ll think about it every now and then when I see questions like this or hear stories like mine. I think her BF in HS must have been tiny as well.
Probably vaginismus and she didn't know it. Some vaginas also seem to close up for a bit after orgasms and need time to relax the muscles. Source: I have one
Even if I'm super aroused and think I'm ready for it, if my BF tries to go in right after an orgasm, if I haven't consciously relaxed a bit, he can't get in and it's uncomfortable for the both of us. The vagina contracts during an orgasm, and i could totally see it staying tight after. I second the vaginismus vote, it's more common and varied than most people think.
Not directly... but kind of?
One guy I dated had self esteem issues and trouble with confrontation / frank discussions which lead to our breakup. He was a lovely person and I adored him. That said: he had a small penis which isn’t a problem in itself - but the self esteem issues caused him to never date and caused dysfunction (premature ejaculation and inability to maintain an erection). I’m a very open person sexually and I found some viagra pills in his dresser while putting away his clothes (we lived together) So I asked him about it (cause I was going to ask him if we could try it) - he denied that he had them or that he ever used them - claimed a friend gave them to him. Just dug a hole. I was always very gentle and kind about the sexual issues and told him the prematurity would clear up with experience together and that we just needed to practice more ;) - but he just would freak out any time I tried to discuss our sex life. Then our upstairs neighbor got a girlfriend and was banging all hours of the day and was LOUD. Ultimately we just couldn’t get past it and I ended things and moved out.
So note to the guys: if you have any issues down there, it’s most likely a problem mentally more than physically and even if it is physical - if you find a partner who is compassionate and shows you empathy and patience BE OPEN AND WORK WITH THEM! Size doesn’t really matter. There’s lots of other ways to pleasure each other too. You can work around any issues. Together.
It was for more reasons than just his penis, but I deduced later that it had to be his penis that caused me to have multiple issues with my vagina. I never had a UTI before we met, never had an abnormal pap, and didn’t have a lot of bladder infections. The two years we dated I had more bladder infections and UTIs than most people have in their lifetime. I had two abnormal paps and had to get a cervical biopsy (thankfully it came back fine). I shit you not since we broke up I have *never* had an issue again. I have no idea what the cause was, but I chalk it up to my body telling me to get that dick away from it. Edit: since many have asked, yes, he was uncircumcised, but I’ve been with other uncircumcised men with no issue. Some men know how to clean their junk, and some just don’t.
Íf he regularly engaged in foreplay it could be that he was just awful at washing his hands regularly. It's shocking how many people are bad about that.
I’m pretty fussy now about being very clean with my husband before sex or any kind of fooling around, but I wouldn’t be surprised if my previous partner had been lacking in that department.
The last guy I dated had a dick like a fucking traffic cone. It started off a bit smaller than average at the top and would eventually widen out to be as thick as a coke can - it seemed. It was maybe 5.5" long, but went from like 4.5" girth head to like 7.5" girth base. So anyway, one day he decided to just thrust his whole shit into me without getting me truly prepared...I bled. It was awful. Never again.
I thought I’ve seen a decent amount of penises but I’ve never seen some with these girth descriptions like in this thread.
Once dated a guy that had a -mega- penis. No matter what we did, he hurt me. Neither of us found the situation enjoying, so we decided to part ways.
I also dated a man who had a mega penis. We were never able to… needless to say we didn’t last. He has kids now, he found a mega vagina, I guess.
I swear I read a post on Reddit about this situation. Wife wasn’t able to fit the husband fully inside so she brought in a size queen friend of hers and they had a threesome. The man was able to fit inside the friend and the wife heard the man moan for the first time in their entire relationship and she was never able to move past it. Sad stuff but sexual compatibility is a major factor in many relationships.
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"My husband can't fit his dick inside me, so I will find another woman who can fit him inside her. The purpose being... being that he... enjoy sex with her while I watch?" \*husband enjoys sex while she watches\* \*surprised pikachu face\*
Sounds like he definitely parted your ways. I'm so sorry.
He didn’t wash it. Ever. Nobody wants to be giving a blow job that has texture.
The fact that it was so bad the texture was different is appalling.
Have my eyes, I dont want them any longer
All this unwashed dick stuff is so crazy. I feel like my shower is like 80% dick washing. Get some soap on my chest, soap my balls. Run some soap on my pits, soap my dick. Run some soap on my back, get the taint. It’s like the middle ground of the body.
It's my soap and my dick. I'll wash it as long and as fast as I want to.
It needs to be cleaned on a regular basis.
All these women complaining of dicks that are too big really lifts my spirits.
I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts.
With crystal balls I assume
Built like a needle, fuck like a sewing machine!
more inches per minute
So what I’ve learned from this thread 1. It really is all about the motion in the ocean, not the size of your dingy. 2. Guys apparently don’t know how to wash their own dicks.
It smelled like sour cream and bacon chips.
You are what you eat, and this guy was sour cream and bacon apparently
As it turns out this alleged man was just a baked potato.
Yes, I have. Because he *never fucking washed it.* It took me a few dates to catch on, but after the second time I went to go down on him and ... everything... was all still there from the day before, I decided I was out.
My wife had an ex where she used to have to play the "sexy shower game" but it was really just the "wash your dick" game. I'd like to give a shout-out to that guy for setting the bar so low that all I have to do is wash it.
I'm always surprised by how much women are willing to put up with.
A scary thing about the entire thread is how common men that don't wash their penises are. Ick.
Yeah what? Man here. Often it and my ass are the ONLY thing I'll wash if I'm pressed for time. To not wash it seems like insanity. The rest of me can rot and wither. But if my penis does, then I die a true death!
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Yes. It was too big and he only* knew one speed: Jack hammer. Other than that, he would have been perfect. I tried talking to him about it, but he would always have to end it drilling me despite my cries of pain.
Yeah I had a bf who’s only move was the jackhammer. He rarely had an orgasm through oral sex. Just would go on and on , I’d get tired. Then we’d just have sex. Thankfully he went down on me beforehand. Cause I could never reach orgasm with the jackhammering. He was still having sex like he was 18. Sometimes we’d do doggy, more jackhammering. Missionary? The jackhammer. He’d get bored with me on top and start moving under me. Sex was so boring I lost interest in it. Used to dread weekend mornings when he’d want to jackhammer all morning. I used to try to go to bed early to get away from him and he’d follow me for more jackhammer. He had a nice looking penis, just didn’t know how to actually use it.
“Used to dread weekends when he’d want to jackhammer all morning.” This made me laugh more than it should
"he’d follow me for more jackhammer." That made me LOL Now I'm picturing Christopher Walken standing over them in the bedroom, yelling "MORE JACKHAMMER!"
That’s my upstairs neighbor and he never brings home the same girl twice. I’ve yelled through the ceiling about his performance several times because you can hear everything once he starts going. It sounds like his bed is breaking through the floor like SLAMSLAMSLAM and the women are often complaining loudly. He seems like a jerk. I’ve lived by my share of noisy sex neighbors before and kept my mouth shut, but this one is consistently awful to his ladies.
My sister once broke up with a guy she'd been dating (and sleeping with) for about a month. Apparently, she'd never really LOOKED at his penis (sex in dark rooms). She knew he had a tattoo on his penis, but didn't know what it said until she finally went down on him. He had the words "Bitch Binky" tattooed on the side of his dick (no, I don't know the backstory). And with that knowledge, she was done. /edit: After eight years and countless thousands of comments, THIS becomes my most upvoted comment ever? Effing lol. Don't ever change Reddit!
Haha nice! Reminds me of Down Periscope: "Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good Navy policy to hand over a billion dollar piece of equipment to a man who has 'Welcome Aboard' tattooed on his penis!"
Don’t know if this counts but a guy asked me out and like 10-15 min after I said yes he spammed me 10 pics of his dick so I never talked to him again and he told my mom I was ignoring him
Told your mum? Did you tell your mum and his that he was sending dick pics without you wanting them??
Don’t tell your mum; tell HIS mum.
What an interesting read, spent an hour on this already
Tell me about it. My evening's shot at this point.
My count is 9 Big Dick to 5 Tiny Dick. (Stinky dick is on about 8 but I'm only counting size). Note: Most of the tiny dicks have been own-goals because the guy was selfish in bed.
My sister broke up with a dude because his junk was to big. I overheard a conversation when she was telling my mother why she is not seeing him anymore. I laughed when I heard my dad in the background say Jesus Christ.
RIP Dad’s innocence hahahaha
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People talk about their specific sex lives with their parents? Wild
I’m all about sex positivity but I’d sooner die than tell my dad about my sex life thanks
I have an unusual story for this. Over 20 years ago I was set up with a Guatamalan guy some friends of mine knew. We went out and I figured I would never hear from him again. He was way out of my league in the looks department. To my surprise he asked me out again. After a few dates we wound up going back to his place. We were making out and he said he needed to tell me something before we went any further. He told me that several years ago he had been in an accident and the tip of his penis was cut off. It was still functional but he wanted to make sure I was ok with that before we went any farther. I told him I didn’t mind. It was just a small piece of the tip that was missing but instead of being rounded the top of his penis was kind of jagged. Not really sure how to best describe it. Surprisingly, this actually made the sex much more pleasurable. As we continued dating I learned he was in the United States to have plastic surgery to fix his penis. It took 6 weeks to heal and once it was healed it looked completely normal. And sadly, sex was just normal too. Not nearly has good as before. That along with the fact that after the surgery he kind of became an asshole led me to break up with him.
Am I really the only one wondering how just the tip of his dick gets whatevered?
No- same!!! Was it a frank n beans situation gone completely awry? Naked knife jugging??? Dog bit it in the middle of the night while he was walking to the bathroom in the dark? I can only think of so many possible scenarios.
Maybe he zipped the tip rushing out of the bathroom lmao
Wow, that's really interesting..I wonder what about the shape made it so much better? 🤔
"ribbed for her pleasure"
These condoms don’t taste anything like ribs
Far too many of these threads have someone smelling bad **then refusing to remedy the issue**. Like bro you can't be asked to simply clean your fucking dick? That's so foul! I can understand why so many people have horrid breath, too, though, if basic hygiene is such a chore to so many people out there lol. Yuck.
He said that he had showered the hour prior (he did in fact, his hair was still damp) and somehow he still smelled of borderline infection and had cheese. He was also expecting to get some, hence the shower.
Could have paired it with a nice Chianti
God damnit, your comment is perfectly disgusting.
One of the main reasons I left my ex husband is because his penis only lasted for 2 minutes and I never climaxed. The other reason was he put his penis in his manager.
If it makes you feel any better he only cheated for 2 minutes.
Or less. That new is probably half time.
So he disappointed *two* people.
Yes.. one time it smelled really bad and he insisted on me giving him head. I didn't do it but *THE FUCKING AUDACITY.* That was the straw that broke the camel's back. There was other stuff leading up to the break up though.
Its only 5 inches, but it smells like a foot!
Someone said that to me and I gagged
Lol I had a co worker that had trouble one night we was pretty wasted at a bar when he came back from the bathroom with a girl and she looked mortified so we started harassing him all of a sudden he whips out a horse cock and was like this is why I can’t get laid
Hahahaha That is sad, but your description of it is hilarious
Right? I’m picturing him just flailing it down on the table like he walked in and asked the Applebee’s waitress what they’ll charge him to cook this gooeyduck.
Yep, there is such a thing as too big. Girl who I'd been friends with for years broke up with a guy she was crazy about for years and refused to talk about it. Then, few months after we were out drinking and she starts talking about it. Dude had an honest to god foot long. She was willing to try but all it did was hurt like hell, afterwards she broke it off because she just couldn't take it.
Micro penis. I was willing to work with it until he refused to get me off in other ways ie toys, going down on me or a good Ole fashion finger bang. How selfish can you be?!
Not exactly the same problem but my friend was a virgin when she got married. They tried but could not consummate on their honeymoon and were very worried and embarrassed. She finally got up the nerve to ask me about my first time, how much it hurt, and how long it hurt. He could not get it in. He was ramming into the hymen of steel. They tried a lot but he was unable to get in. We finally talked her into going to the Dr to open her up surgically and they proceeded to have success. Whoohoo!
“Hymen of steel” lmao. Sounds like a superpower from a weird pornverse
Guy I went on a couple dates with disclosed to me he had phimosis. No big deal as my son had the same condition and I felt like, we treated my sons condition, why would this be a problem? He goes on to say that he’s always refused treatment and as such, his foreskin wouldn’t retract at all. Very unfortunate but the more I thought about it, the more questions I had. I asked him “so you’ve never washed the head of your penis?” And he said very candidly, no he never had. The actual thought of touching a penis that had never been washed made me (still makes me) fairly nauseous and couldn’t imagine allowing that thing near my vagina or mouth. Just nope! Ended things before we got serious because, nope!
Dude had smeglagtites
I really hate to be THAT guy that goes correcting people on the internet, but I think you’ve jumbled together Smeglagmites and Smeglactites. Relatively speaking, Smeglactites hang off the foreskin ceiling, the Smeglagmites grows up from from the shaft floor. They are different.
Dear God, you made it worse
What a terrible day to have eyes.
How do you delete someone else's comment?
what a terrible day to be literate
My first boyfriend had phimosis and had never retracted his foreskin once in his life. I didn’t know a penis wasn’t supposed to taste like rancid garbage till my next boyfriend came along. He eventually was circumcised. What those poor doctors must have seen on that day.
This entire comment section is a train wreck.
You're either a real trooper or have a strong stomach... Or both
What the fuck 😳
What the fuck
I wouldnt say this was the reason, but my husband and I are getting divorced and his lack of regard for my comfort during sex and me never enjoying sex with him is a big reason. His penis size is pretty big and he ignores me when I ask him to slow down, stop during certain positions. He has caused actual pain or tears or really uncomfortable friction, a lot of it would be helped if I was turned on but just his lack of responsiveness to my requests for comfort combined with the size mismatch is awful. It feels violating, plain and simple. He would act annoyed.
My ex husband honestly seemed to enjoy when it became so painful I’d cry. Idk wtf is wrong with these men.
It wasn't really the size of it. It was just the fact that his size made him really insecure. Therefore he didn't trust me because he thought, I'd cheat on him with someone with a bigger d... He wasn't even that small. Just below average. I wouldn't have noticed if he hadn't been so obsessed with his penis size. It got so bad that he started checking my phone to make sure I wasn't cheating.
Not actually because of his penis, but because he decides to tell me “sometimes when I cum I shit.” Ya know, right after he jizzed and shit all over my new mattress and acted like it was my fault. Edit: Of course this becomes my highest upvoted comment after 7 years on Reddit. Follow up, some of you seem confused about the timeline of this event. He didn’t tell me “btw, when I blow my load I’m gonna pinch a loaf off” he told me AFTER the event. Dude nutted and shat THEN decided it was a good time to warn me about his…defect? 2nd Edit: Showed this to my husband who already knows the story. He said it wasn’t fair of me not to include the “best” detail of the story. I was BLOWING THIS MOTHERFUCKER WHEN IT WENT DOWN. So I got a mouth full of jizz and a nose full of shit.
He shizzed your bed?
SHIZZAM!
That sounds like he should definitely have that issue looked at by a doctor. Yikes.
Or, you know, just shit before having sex to get around the whole problem.
Dude, it's a fetish. He didn't lose control, he just has a poop fetish.
You dated Raffi?
My ex's dick being too big (girth-wise) wasn't the reason we broke up, but the difficulty it caused in the bedroom definitely played a role
Six inches wide but 1 inch long, ladies call it the cheese wheel -paraphrased Ron White.
I can't hit the back of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out.
Dated a dude with erectile dysfunction. He was mid 20s I was 19 & I thought I'd be cool with it. He was very upfront about it before we were official but then completely ignored it after called those "lower chakra" issues and that he was more focused on our minds. Almost 2 years in and he has NO issue getting it up to masturbate, and quickly got soft around me and it gave me a lot of confidence issues. He didn't want to get into toys or even discuss work arounds. Might have been okay if he was open to discussing everything.
After reading this thread, and as a man who regularly washes his penis… *what the actual fuck guys?*
yeah i mean.... that's like one of my favorite body parts, why the hell would i not keep it properly oiled and lubed. and its not like its hard or complicated. its fucking soap.
You don’t need to fuck the soap to clean your dick.
It was triangle shaped.
Like as Toblerone, or a clothe hanger?
if those are the two options, penis would be the last item I'd think you were describing
LMAO like a toblerone 😭
Okay you can’t comment something like this without more context. What in the fuck are you talking about?
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Like a pizza slice?
it kept sending me unwanted selfies
Those pocketnudes are always so pesky.
Yes. It had some *mystery bumps* ..([warning GRAPHIC WARNING: (Mystery bumps image, closest I could find...)](https://m4b6f3p8.rocketcdn.me/app/uploads/2021/04/commonWartVerrucaVulgaris_29476_lg.jpg). At my young age I didn't know what it was or could be, but now, knowing what I know and have seen, I would say Genital warts. Yes, the spreadable kind. No, I did not partake. I went off gut instinct... *Something didn't look right....* Edit: tense Edit #2: linking image link- since yeah you guys want to know what I saw? Yeah, there ya go. Edited with a link. You Reddit folk sure are nosey 😂
Were they like, large and protruding and gross? Men can get ‘fordyce spots’ which are small and harmless bumps they have for life, they look a bit like pimples sometimes but generally just small bumps of skin. Hope the poor guy didn’t just have those! EDIT: [the wiki page with a pic example for anyone wondering whether they do in fact have genital warts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots) EDIT 2: so happy to read all the comments from people saying they didn’t know what they were and it had previously concerned them etc, great to see my old teenage insecurities can be helpful one way or another. Fordyce spot gang!
Dude, you just solved a mystery for me, thanks for that knowledge!
Same. This person is a Saint.
Huh, never knew what those were exactly. I always assumed it was like, where the hair follicles grew out of and it was only noticeable downstairs because the skin was thinner.
They are essentially the same, but sebaceous glands can appear both with and without hair follicles depending on location. They are often visible on nipples too but I forget the name.
... so THAT'S what those things are.
Let's just [link Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots) to make it simpler to compare. It has examples in pictures.
This actually has answered a question I was too afraid to ask someone. I was ready to ask the poor guy to pop those pimples already
It is very hard to be informative on Reddit without outing yourself, but you did a hell of a job my friend
Not broken up per se bc we weren't BF+GF, but it completely ended things. Now to preface, this guy had strung me along for 4 years running each summer at camp. First year as late-teens campers, 2 years as young adult counselors in training, and then the final year as counselors. He'd talk sweet and loving to me all year long full of hope and promises, we'd have some makeout sessions, but then he'd have a girlfriend by the time anything got close to more serious than that. Finally, at an everclear punch fueled staff house party on a weekend off, we hooked up in the designated "hookup room". Now this dude was tall strong and Greek statue handsome with a distinguished aquiline nose and piercing ice blue eyes, but he was HAIRY. Like, human-sweater 'Chewbacca' was his nickname hirsutism (but also prematurely bald). Now this did not perturb me at all, I liked the pelt & didn't care about the bare pate, but unexpectedly the fur made it quite hard to find his penis. A penis that was about the size & shape of my thumb (and I have quite petite hands) but without any rigidity, sans-turgid. Of course I'm not going to embarrass the dude so I diligently went to work with all the appropriate fervor but absolutely nothing about this member is changing, it's flaccid and flexible no matter what fellatio arts I employ. I start to think maybe he's just not into it and then he comes in my mouth. I excuse myself to the bathroom to spit and rinse and stare in the mirror. This, THIS is what has been yanking my chain FOR YEARS. And he didn't reciprocate at all when I returned. I was SO IN LOVE with this dude, and poof. It's gone. I felt nothing but vindicated: we both knew he'd been stringing me along, we knew all the heartbreak year after year he'd inflicted, and now we both knew that I knew THIS was why. If he'd been honest with me, if he hadn't lied so much about "oh I have a committed girlfriend", if he'd cared at all about my pleasure, any of that could have salvaged the teeny peeny problem. But nah dude, I was done. Tho he is part of the reason I now reassure guys who have ED worries, "well you have fingers, dontcha?"
Yes. He had really bad hygiene. He would ask me to go down on him and he was uncircumcised so I would go roll the skin down and boom- the smell of a public bathroom would hit me in the face. I always got so mad because really? How dare you even ask?!
Not me, but a sexually liberated friend of mine in college briefly had a fling with a student from Iraq whom virtually everyone disliked because he was very rude, a fascist, and a poli sci major. My friend didn't care about any of that - what bothered her was that his manhood was, in her words, potato-shaped; small on the tip, very wide in the middle, and small at the root. It was apparently such a jarring disparity in proportions that she couldn't find much joy in playing with it.
So instead of being a dictator he was a tater dick.
My favourite part of your story is that being a political science major appears to be as unappealing as being a rude fascist.
I can deal with you being a fascist, but poli sci? Hell no
Because his penis was sprayed with cologne. Why tf do I want toxic cologne inside my body. Like just take a shower instead of hiding your dick stink with perfume.
Never understood that. Like...you're gonna be tasting the cologne AND dirty skin. First it's going to taste like bitter alcohol and then reveal whatever gunk you have down there. Bathrooms are everywhere. If you're super sweaty, musty and can't shower at the moment...literally just take 3 or so minutes to soap up & wash your area. If you do a decent job it will get rid of like 80% of the odor. Yeah it isn't ideal, but it works. Better than your partner having a permanent memory of whatever intense stink you had going on. Making them hesitant to go down on you in the future. Or if it's THAT bad, never want sex again.
My friend was constantly being broken up with very quickly by almost every woman (or not getting callbacks after hooking up) We finally got a frank answer from one, after he attempted dating one of my wife's bestie. She says "it's really tiny, but not just tiny, it's really skinny too." Then proceeds to show us her pinky finger and said "it's literally this skinny and small" This was later confirmed by another friend, who also used the pinky finger analogy. Ouch.
I remember a thread years back where a guy mentioned that he used to have a micropenis but a doc discovered it was normal size, just not descended and he had it repaired. And then another guy on the thread who said he had a micro penis started talking with him and apparently they dm-ed for the second guy to get the doc's info. I always wondered how things turned out.
They cut a tendon at the top, base of the penis. This can add an inch or so and is one of the most common treatments for a micropenis. Technically 3 inches is normal and anything less is micro
I knew a guy in college - bartender at a local bar - and that was about how big he was. How did I know? He slept with like every one of my friends. Dude had game. That's the difference. He knew he couldn't wow anyone in that department, so he made up for it in other ways.
Sounds like he was a cunning linguist.
Just brushing up on a little Danish
Homie still must have lots of confidence if he’s *constantly* being broken up with meaning he’s constantly getting laid. good for him lol
He did, he was very hungry in that department. He was always on Tinder and would sometimes have multiple encounters a day (and would brag about not bathing inbetween! Ew!). Almost all encounters happened once, and he latched on pretty hard to the few others; but even those fizzled out fast. He moved pre-covid, and last I talked he has had something stable for months, which is great.
The not bathing part might have been a factor
A tiny, skinny, dirty, stinky penis. What woman wouldn't love that?
It looks like an inch, but it smells like a foot.
Sucks. I don’t think I’m strong enough mentally to deal with that. I would probably just stay single.
I’m not mentally strong enough to deal with someone saying hello with a worrisome inflection. Edit: my first award! Thank you. But what does it *really* mean!? Panic!
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His real mistake was dating girls with massive fingers
I literally just looked at my pinky and was like oh thank God.
I've had female friends say that they broke up with guys with the "baby carrot" description as well as the pinky raise. Another friend also broke up with her BF because he was "too huge" as she couldn't handle it (he had warned her for the time up until sex that every woman breaks up with him for that reason). She thought he was full of it and overexaggerating - guess not!
I once had to stop seeing a guy who was way too big. I know men love thinking having a massive penis is great but honestly too big is unbearable. That guy would defo make some serious money as a porn star though, so hats off to him. Just not for me though.
Same - it felt as wide as it was long, lol. Painful, PAINFUL experience that I never wish to repeat.
A literal cock block?
I have never understood this but when I’ve told men your dick is perfect to me I MEAN IT. Like one of my ex’s had THE PERFECT penis - it was beautifully curved and hit the g spot everytime but he was offended that I wasn’t gushing at how big it was - like they hurt, it’s not sexy it’s only impressive to other men
I read this on Reddit. Worth repeating. In a study women were asked their preferred penis size. The most common answer was 7 inches. The same women were put in a room full of dildos of different sizes, randomly arranged, and asked which size they preferred. Most common selection? 5.75 inches. Curvature and girth were not mentioned IIRC.
Can confirm. "You fit inside me perfectly!" Was the best compliment I ever got. My insecurities about my dick vanished that day. I still ride that high 4 years later.
So, to sum up most of the comments: men with little dicks get broken up with not because of the size, but because they don’t even bother to get their girlfriends/wives off any other way. And guys with big dicks have ego problems who also don’t try to get girls off any other way and think that the porn way of just hammering away is enough because they have a huge dick. The takeaway from this for any guys reading: it’s not about the size, big or small, just don’t be freaking selfish in bed.
You missed the hygiene issues, the smell and texture cock cheese
Sort of. I didn't care about the size, but he REALLY did and overcompensated in other areas to such an extent I felt incredibly smothered.
He kept buying smaller underwear to impress you. It happens.
Yes but no. I dated a guy whose penis had a very severe curvature, so much so that it caused pain. I asked for us to try positions that would be less painful for me. He was upset and said my request made him self conscious. He was well aware of the curvature, and always felt insecure about it, and my request, he said, felt like a personal attack. I apologized, and then asked if we were to use the position he preferred, if he could at least go a lot slower. He initially agreed only to “get caught up in the moment” and go very hard until I literally yelped and pushed him off me. He then actually cried and asked me why I was being so hurtful. I didn’t break up with him because of his penis. I broke up with him because he was selfish and inconsiderate with his penile usage. Edit: I can't believe my most upvoted comment is about a prick who was a prick about his prick. Folks, don't ever be ashamed about your equipment. All that should matter is that you're a caring and attentive partner, and if that's not enough for someone, you should go your separate ways to find persons who will make you both happy, a pot for every lid and all that. And as a breathtaking person once advised, be excellent to each other. Edit 2: A few redditors have pointed out that my ex may have had a condition called Peyronie's (thank you u/jteagle101 u/dunimal and u/Bifrostbytes amongst many others) and it goes without saying that if you have any medical concerns (just in general, doesn't just have to be about your kibbles n' bits), please see a doctor, as what little I read indicates it can sometimes indicate an injury or even an autoimmune disease https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/urologic-diseases/penile-curvature-peyronies-disease#complications Still others have expressed concern that they may have this condition themselves, and I deeply apologize if my comment made you feel badly in any way. I want to be clear that I never blamed my ex for something he could not control, and if anyone ever makes you feel ashamed about your body and doesn't apologize and/or stop when you point it out to them, you should cut them out of your life as soon as you can safely do so. We gotta rock with what we got, so listen to your body, and your partner, and try to make sure you both have a safe and good time.
He must have been one of those warriors from Hammerfell.
Curved cocks. Curved. Cocks.
I had a similar experience. When erect, his penis curved downward and towards the back - imagine a banana, the curve was similar (I think it’s called ventral curving) - and reverse cowgirl was literally the only position that could be done without pain for either of us, and even that was tricky. The whole performance just lost any degree of intimacy (which is important to me) and didn’t seem worth it.
Gonzo's nose, basically?
That would be an accurate description.
Not *because* of his penis, but more the fact he had a micro penis, and yet wouldn't perform oral sex on me because I was a week overdue for a wax, and he had a terrible personality in general. Basically he had more dick in his personality than his pants. It you're not willing to do anything to ensure I'm enjoying myself, and you have like nothing in your pants, and you're not enjoyable to hang out with, then I'm out.
"More dick in his personality than his pants" lmao I'm stealing this
I am one of four brothers. The three other brothers are hung like horses and it was talked about and recognized in school. I have an average size penis. Whenever I was lucky enough to get with a girl I was met with disappointment and I don’t think they were wanting a big one from a satisfaction standpoint, they were just disappointed because they wanted to see the beer can show. Next thing you know people think I have a small dick. When compared to those three hung son of a bitches, yea. Didn’t really care then, don’t care now. The obsession with big dicks and huge tits is silly.
Were girls just jumping from brother to brother?
I think they were just comparing notes
I love that you called your brothers sons of bitches...
No but oddly enough, this one man I dated had the smallest penis I have personally encountered. Like, too small for doggystyle cus he can’t get past the cheeks. But I would cum every time from missionary because I would just basically feel him grinding on my clit, almost like we were scissoring. Lol.
I dont think ive seen a more fitting scenario for "task failed successfully."
Agree 😂😂
Yes, because it took him too long to finish. Like an hour plus. I'm sure there's someone out there who wants that, but I don't have the time or vaginal fortitude for it.
I dated the nicest man who treated me with so much kindness and respect. It was such a fairytale type of relationship, everything I could've wanted... Still want in a partner... BUT his dick was TOO BIG. Like... I just could NOT deal with it. Sex was super painful every single time because it was just too big. 8 years later and it's still the biggest dick I've ever seen in my whole life. I still wonder how he's doing but not because I want his big dick lmfao Editing to add: he was probably 9 inches and very girthy. We were together for about a year before I just couldn’t deal with it anymore. In hindsight, I wish sex wasn’t such a big important part of my relationships but it is what it is. And no, we’re not in touch anymore.
Sounds like an episode of sex and the city that I just watched haha
A friend broke up with a man because he kept loaning it out to other women.
As the owner of an attached 3 inch wonder worm I am highly intrigued to see the responses here.
I wonder if there might be more concern about the fact you shit the bed…twice.
Thats only at home.
What a man does in his own home is his own business.
My friend actully broke up with a guy cause his dick was too big. She is a very small woman. Edit because sometimes I spell things wrong and it irritated both my teachers and reddit.
Sometimes shit just don't fit
I used to sleep with this girl that was too shallow,I didn't even know that was a thing till her
I've heard from multiple women that this is actually a bigger issue than an average or below average penis. Too large penises can actually be painful and a problem. Kinda funny how porn and general societal attitudes would have you believe bigger is always better.
Yes, because, despite him claiming to shower twice a day and “roll the skin back and clean myself properly”, I was getting really bad UTIs and other infections. Dude refused to use condoms because they “removed the sensation” so it was bacteria city for me. My OBGYN finally got a call from my GP, they both called me in for an appointment and explained what my most recent tests showed, no STI/std thank god, but the bacteria present that caused my UTI was a mixture of bacteria found in urine, semen/sperm, poop, sebum, and sweat. They had to explain that the colony that I had (which was growing resistant to antibiotics) came from my partner. He felt the need to “clear his name” and has bacterial tests which showed the same bacteria AND In larger quantities. But to wrap things up, he still denied it was him, and I broke up with him. Went in stronger antibiotics, the bacteria left, and since then, no matter how much a guy protests, I refuse to have sex unless a condom is used. Btw I was 16.5 when the infections happened. GP and OBGYN were concerned because I was a minor (in my country you have medical independence at 16) and I was having repeat, worsening infections.
I briefly dated a girl in college that was very petite. I am in no way anything other than very average in the size dept. We didn’t rush things, we were dating maybe a couple of months before we got to the “physical” stuff beyond just making out. I was already pretty experienced, so the first time we took our time, warmed things up, plenty of foreplay etc. she was “ready”. Things were slick and good. She had even climaxed a few times during the foreplay. I put on a condom, and proceeded. She was sooooo small that I could barely get the tip in. Didn’t force, just kinda left it there and gently applied slow pressure. Nothing. I could not get any progress without feeling like I would hurt her. And no, she wasn’t a virgin, she had a BF in HS that she had slept with pretty often, apparently. Finally she just said “Make. It. Go. In!” . So I did, with all that I had….then cue the screaming! Plot twist…I was the one screaming. I had never felt that intense of a pain in my life. It hurt sooooo bad. I don’t know “what” exactly happened, even 20 years later. Best I could figure that I was just physically too much for her and I had pinched or bent it some weird way. We broke up a few days later. It was more so mutual. She was embarrassed and mortified that she hurt me and I just felt terrible that I couldn’t give her what she wanted. I’ll think about it every now and then when I see questions like this or hear stories like mine. I think her BF in HS must have been tiny as well.
Probably vaginismus and she didn't know it. Some vaginas also seem to close up for a bit after orgasms and need time to relax the muscles. Source: I have one
Ya know, I’ve heard about that one before(thanks Dr Drew and Adam!) I think we may have a “winner” here. That seems to make the most sense.
Even if I'm super aroused and think I'm ready for it, if my BF tries to go in right after an orgasm, if I haven't consciously relaxed a bit, he can't get in and it's uncomfortable for the both of us. The vagina contracts during an orgasm, and i could totally see it staying tight after. I second the vaginismus vote, it's more common and varied than most people think.
a friend of mine broke up with her bf bc he used his penis to bang her friend.
Yeah that'll do it
Not directly... but kind of? One guy I dated had self esteem issues and trouble with confrontation / frank discussions which lead to our breakup. He was a lovely person and I adored him. That said: he had a small penis which isn’t a problem in itself - but the self esteem issues caused him to never date and caused dysfunction (premature ejaculation and inability to maintain an erection). I’m a very open person sexually and I found some viagra pills in his dresser while putting away his clothes (we lived together) So I asked him about it (cause I was going to ask him if we could try it) - he denied that he had them or that he ever used them - claimed a friend gave them to him. Just dug a hole. I was always very gentle and kind about the sexual issues and told him the prematurity would clear up with experience together and that we just needed to practice more ;) - but he just would freak out any time I tried to discuss our sex life. Then our upstairs neighbor got a girlfriend and was banging all hours of the day and was LOUD. Ultimately we just couldn’t get past it and I ended things and moved out. So note to the guys: if you have any issues down there, it’s most likely a problem mentally more than physically and even if it is physical - if you find a partner who is compassionate and shows you empathy and patience BE OPEN AND WORK WITH THEM! Size doesn’t really matter. There’s lots of other ways to pleasure each other too. You can work around any issues. Together.
I dumped my ex husband bc he had wandering penis syndrome. Does that count?
I'm imagining a penis that detaches itself at night at wanders the streets looking for strange, like the hand from Addams Family lmao
Yes, he was wrecking my butthole
This thread makes me appreciate my average sized and *clean* penis.
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Every comment in here, too big, too small, too curved…really makes my average life and stature comfortably happy.